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[12:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Like you weren't the run running around naked that time in the house.
[12:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> !
[12:09] <FireFly_9> That was right after I had re-awakened as Sailor Saturn!
[12:09] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshsh i bat u "awakaned" alrite
[12:09] <FireFly_9> My clothes. Did not. Fit.
[12:09] <FireFly_9> There was also the small matter of the emergency.
[12:09] <@SpeedRcrX> You know you were going for the lolicon.
welcome to #suburbansenshi3
[06:58] <Karami> [Dattebayo] Oh, I claim this log in the name of friendship & parties!
[06:58] <Karami> [Dattebayo] Was that right so?
[07:00] <Karami> (( Wait, it must be in an 'ooc'. Let's try again: I claim this log in the name of friendship & parties! ))
[07:03] *** The hands are lifted, and the Birthday children's eyes cecome twice as big. 'Aaaaawwww!'
[07:12] *** Blow out the candles and wish for something!' Makoto says. Usagi of course is too unsportsy and can't accomplish it. Chibiusa shoves her aside and snarks: 'Let the REAL adults handle this. Watch and learn.' Then she changes her Luna P. into a fireplace bellows and puffs then all out. Usagiof course frowns at her for that.
[07:18] * Sarqui has moved to: [ Dattebayo ]
[07:19] * Queen Bonnie has moved to: [ Dattebayo ]
[07:19] <Queen Bonnie> [Dattebayo] Okay, let's get this over. *sighs*
[07:24] *** D. Kakaku has joined #suburbansenshi3
[07:24] <@spiritflame> ohayo D. Kakaku *** Happy Birthday, Tsukinos Chibiusa and Usagi!!
[07:30] <Merc_Nezu> [Dattebayo] Okay, let's open your first presents!
[07:31] *** To be continued...
[08:06] *** Forgot to log off π
[08:07] * Merc_Nezu is away: But will return for part two
[08:07] * Sarqui is away: But will return for part two
[08:08] * Merc_Nezu is away: But will return for part two
[08:08] * Rob A. is away: But will return for part two
[08:08] * Queen Bonnie is away: But will return for part two
[08:09] * Karami is away: But will return for part two
[04:45] *** Continuation from yesterday: The first presents are opened; Bonnie & Rob have brought the 2nd half of the Manga from last year. Now Usagi has the complete collection. β€οΈ
[04:47] *** Minako has a new tank-top with a cute rabbit motif for her. π°
[04:53] *** Makoto presented her with a small book about ancient sweets recipes. π€€
[06:11] *** Ami gives her a cutesy floral brooch.
[06:14] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] From Rei, she gets a special kind of talisman.
[06:19] *** Mamoru comes along with a beautiful necklace.
[06:29] *** And from Hotaru comes an introduction brochure about suburbian paranormal happenings. The remaining 3 Outer Senshi excuse themselves for today.
[06:30] * D. Kakaku quickly passes through, leaving a note that says that this year, he's a bit too sore for a repeat performance.
[06:31] *** It had been agreed upon that Chibiusa's presents will have to wait until after the Karaoke session.
[06:31] *** Pinako [Cookies@Cookies.Cookies :D] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[06:31] <@spiritflame> ohayo Pinako
[06:32] * Merc_Nezu [Dattebayo] picks up and reads the note aloud
[06:33] <Merc_Nezu> [Dattebayo] Oh, a pity. But then again, first let's welcome our special surprise guest. Better late than never!
[06:33] <Pinako> hi :D
[06:34] <Merc_Nezu> [Dattebayo] Good Evening, P-chan. How was your day?
[06:34] * Pinako is wearing a cloak on her head to hide her hairstyle for today.
[06:35] <Pinako> It was great! If only I knew moer about about this party before today :D
[06:35] <Merc_Nezu> [Dattebayo] Over here, we have kept a seat for you.
[06:36] <Pinako> Thank you, Ami :D
[06:36] * Pinako goes to take her seat.
[06:38] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] Allright, you came exactly in tiime for the cake and the traditional Karaoke.
[06:39] <Pinako> so today, my hair flashed Silver, first time in a while, it's been doing that every onve in a while
[06:39] <Pinako> YAAAAAAY
[06:40] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] After that, the main course should be ready. Do you like Ramen or similar stuff?
[06:41] <Pinako> uh-huh :D
[06:43] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] Mr. Kakaku had to cancel of short notice, so we'll have a spare portion of everything.
[06:46] <Pinako> awww, that's so sad.
[06:47] * Pinako relaxes a bit, silver pigtails peeking out
[06:49] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] Sshh, braids peeking out! I was discretely ignoring the phenomenon!
[06:51] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] *stretches and clears throat* Okey-dokey, then let's start. This time, I'm going to do the lottery as my darling wife is swear-worded off after both Germany AND Scotland have been eliminated out of the World Cup.
[06:52] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] Double Frustration, if you want to say. Now she's pouting all day and doesn't know what to do with her free time.
[06:54] * Queen Bonnie [Dattebayo] discretely sticks her tongue out :-P
[06:56] *** Narun has joined #suburbansenshi3
[06:56] <@spiritflame> ohayo Narun
[06:56] <Narun> Pinako, are you here?
[06:57] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] Relax, Honey. So, here is the lottery bowl. Have your pick... Huh?
[06:58] <Pinako> oh no!
[06:58] <Narun> aww Pinako, you shouldn't be keeping your hairstyle in that drag headcloak
[06:58] * Narun walks over to her friend.
[06:59] * Narun looks a lot like Naru... and yet a lot like Morga!
[06:59] <Pinako> please, Narun, not in frotn of the birthday girls. >_>
[07:01] <Narun> well, since you have nothing for them, you can consider it your birthday present to them.
[07:01] * Narun goes to undo the knot on Pinako's cloak.
[07:04] * Rob A. [Dattebayo] grabs his face into his hand
[07:05] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] (Please, don't let this stuff escalate. For Newton's sake, don't let it escalate!)
[07:06] * Pinako 's current hairstyle is now in full view.... it's a dead ringer for Usagi's hairstyle.
[07:08] *** Usagi can't decide if she should feel either 'offended' for Copyright infringinment or honored for admiration... Well, she decdides to go with the latter, to honor the day
[07:12] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] Can we please go on now with the program?
[07:12] <Narun> eh? oh yeah, sure.
[07:14] *** He then reaches out the bowl with the name slips for everybody to pick.
[07:19] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] What was you name again, young Lady? So I can add it into the mix.
[07:20] <Narun> I'm Narun!
[07:20] <Pinako> She's Morga's daughter.
[07:20] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] N-A-R-U-N...
[07:23] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] Okay, Mix, mix, mix... Well, everybody's someone's daughter or son, at the end of the day, *shrugs*
[07:27] *** First to perform, ironically, is Bonnie herself. So she straitghtens her outfit and gets ready to sing.
[07:28] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] Okay, I'll go tell the kitchen that we need another portion.
[07:30] <Queen Bonnie> [Dattebayo] ♫ Oooh-oooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, Oooh-oooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, Oooh-oooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, Oooh-oooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ... ♫
[07:30] <Queen Bonnie> [Dattebayo] BARBRA STREISAND!
[07:31] <Queen Bonnie> (( I might mix two different songs together herte, I'm not sure ))
[07:32] <Queen Bonnie> [Dattebayo] ♫ Oooh-oooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, Oooh-oooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, Oooh-oooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ♫
[07:33] <Queen Bonnie> [Dattebayo] BARBRA STREISAND!
[07:33] *** Applause & Laughter
[07:35] *** Next thing the lottery decides is the Youma girls will have a duet together (as that can happen, too)
[07:36] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] Do you know the lyrics to the 'Attack No. 1.' Theme Song?
[07:37] <Pinako> I don't think we do.
[07:38] <Narun> I don't think we know what it is.
[07:39] * Pinako looks it up.
[07:39] <Pinako> .... ohhh, I think we can do it!
[07:40] * Pinako and Narun go to stand at the microphone.
[07:41] <Pinako> ♫ even if it is painful, even if I feel sad, ♫
[07:41] *** Music starts
[07:41] <Narun> ♫ on the court I'm alright ♫
[07:42] <Pinako> ♫ as the ball howls, my heart bounces ♫
[07:42] <Narun> ♫ receive, toss, spike ♫
[07:43] <Pinako> ♫ one, two, one, two attack! ♫
[07:43] <Narun> ♫ one, two, one, two attack! ♫
[07:43] <Pinako> ♫ (but my tears end up coming forth, I'm a girl after all) ♫
[07:44] <Narun> ♫ tears as well as sweat, in a young [one's] fight ♫
[07:44] <Pinako> ♫ I want to cry far out to the sky ♫
[07:44] *** CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!
[07:44] <Narun> ♫ Attack! Attack number one ♫
[07:44] <Pinako> ♫ Attack! Attack number one ♫
[07:45] <Narun> ♫ even if it is painful, even if I feel sad ♫
[07:46] <Pinako> ♫ after all, the team-members are there ♫
[07:46] <Narun> ♫ as the whistle sounds, my heart bounces ♫
[07:47] <Pinako> ♫ receive, toss, spike ♫
[07:47] <Narun> ♫ one, two, one, two attack! ♫
[07:47] <Pinako> ♫ one, two, one, two attack! ♫
[07:48] <Narun> ♫ (but my tears end up coming forth, I'm a girl after all) ♫
[07:48] <Pinako> ♫ inside tears, in a young heart ♫
[07:48] <Narun> ♫ I want to cry out to the drifting clouds ♫
[07:48] <Pinako> ♫ Attack! Attack number one ♫
[07:48] <Narun> ♫ Attack! Attack number one ♫
[07:49] *** Big Applause
[07:49] <Pinako> :D
[07:49] <Narun> :D
[07:50] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] /After this, there is a small break to finally cut the cake which they had forgotten in all the excitement
[07:52] *** Mako: 'But don't stuff up too much with it, there's still a main dish wating!'
[07:54] *** Passing around the pieces π
[07:58] * Narun and Pinako receive their pieces of cake.
[08:04] <Narun> It looks wonderful!
[08:07] *** Mako (blushing): 'Thank you, I'm always giving my best!'
[08:24] *** To be continued
[08:25] * Rob A. is away: But will return for part 3
[08:26] * Pinako is away: will be there for part 3, regardless of if her player is there or not.
[08:26] * Narun is away: Same
[08:26] * Merc_Nezu is away: But will return for part 3
[08:26] * Queen Bonnie is away: But will return for part 3
[05:16] *** Continuation from Wednesday: The cake then gets passed around and the guests really enjoy it. After that, Rob is the next in line to perform a song (It's kind of a mess today, with bits of Karaoke, bits of Eating, then Karaoke again and more presents etc. which is owed to the localities and the overall organisation)
[05:18] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] *clears throat* Okay... For this one, I need some maraccas. Anybody got some?
[05:18] *** A pair of maraccas comes a-flying.
[05:19] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] Gracias!
[05:19] *** rattle, rattle, rattle...
[05:20] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] ♫ Woe is me, shame and scandal in the family! Woe is me, shame and scandal in the family! ♫
[05:24] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] ♫ In Trinidad there was a family with much confusion as you will see. It was a Mama and a Papa and a boy who was grown. He wanted to marry, have a wife of his own, found a young girl that suited him nice. Went to his Papa to ask his advice. His Papa said: "Son, I have to say no, this girl is your sister, but your Mama don't know" ♫
[05:25] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] ♫ Oh, woe is me! Shame and scandal in the family! Oh, woe is me, shame and scandal in the family! ♫
[05:27] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] ♫ A week went by and the summer came 'round. Soon the best cook in the island he found. He went to his Papa to name the day. His Papa shook his head and to him did say: "You Can't marry this girl, I have to say no. This girl is your sister, but your Mama don't know" Oh, woe is me! Shame and scandal in the family! Oh, woe is me! Shame and scandal in the family! ♫
[05:29] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] ♫ He went to his Mama and covered his head and told his Mama what his Papa had said. His Mama she laughed, she say, "Go man, go Your Daddy ain't your Daddy, but your Daddy don't know." Oh, woe is me! Shame and scandal in the family! Oh, woe is me! Shame and scandal in the family! ♫
[06:10] <Sarqui> [Dattebayo] ♫ saraba chikyuu yo tabidatsu fune wa uchuu senkan YAMATO uchuu no kanata ISUKANDARU e unmei seoi ima tobidatsu kanarazu koko e kaette kuruto te wo furu hito ni egao de kotae ♫
[06:11] <Sarqui> [Dattebayo] ♫ ginga wo hanare ISUKANDARU e harubaru nozomu uchuu senkan YAAAAAMAAAATOOOO! ♫
[06:13] <Sarqui> [Dattebayo] ♫ saraba chikyuu yo aisuru hito yo uchuu senkan YAMATO chikyuu wo sukuu shimei wo obite tatakau otoko moeru ROMAN dareka ga kore wo yaraneba naranu kitai no hito ga oretachi naraba ♫
[06:14] <Sarqui> [Dattebayo] ♫ ginga wo hanare ISUKANDARU e harubaru nozomu uchuu senkan YAAAAMAAAATOOOO! ♫
[06:50] *** Minako performs 'Take Me Home Country Roads', Rei has 'Dancing Queen', no idea for the others but pretend they all had their turn. π Then, Chibiusa is getting her presents which are mostly all cutesy, little chidish trinkets. After that, the main dish is being served.
[06:54] *** It's a crafty, super-delicious, content-laden Ramen soup in XXL. π
[07:13] *** Usagi loudly sets down her bowl and makes a satisfied huffing sound. As someone (most probably Rei lol π€¬) asks her what she was wishing for when her candles were blown out she hastily answers that you're not supposed to tell or it won't come true. But she smirks over at Mamoru with a slight blush and giggles. Then she takes her glass in both hands and slurps on her woodruff juice (or is it green tea who knows).
[07:22] *** Last but not least she can't help but doing a small jab at Chibs by asking her to not be too disappointed about the rather 'mediocre' presents she got. The latte ronly blows her the raspberry and counters: 'Still better than a living ape-mutant-whatever that must b ehard to control!' which makes Ami sweatdrop. π
[07:25] <Merc_Nezu> [Dattebayo] Ah yes, speaking of the devil, what did happen to that monkey hybrid we got from my double?
[07:28] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] Well, for the time being, we set him free in a hopefully species-appropriate environment where he can vent himself without harming anybody else...
[07:31] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] Don't worry, we atatched a tracker on his collar, so we're always be aware on his whereabouts and state of health!"
[07:32] *** Cutaway to a by now more or less Alien jungle where said monkey hybrid jumps and swings around playfully, pummeling his chest like monkeys tend to do until...
[07:35] *** Suddenly, a rustle in the bushes nearby. A female, local ape creature comes into view, astonished and instantly infatuated with the newcomer who in turn makes big, lovey-dovey eyes π
[07:36] <Rob A.> [Dattebayo] Guess he'll be fine...
[07:37] *** Beat
[07:37] *** To be concluded (?)
[07:39] * Rob A. is away: But would be there for the Finale
[07:39] * Merc_Nezu is away: But would be there for the Finale
[07:40] <Queen Bonnie> (( *a more or less FAMILIAR Alien Jungle* ))
[07:40] * Queen Bonnie is away: But would be there for the Finale
[07:40] * Sarqui is away: But would be there for the Finale
[23:30] *** Ginsen City
[23:30] * Minerva watches it storm outside from the window of the atrium
[23:30] <Minerva> ...uggggggghhhhhh
[23:31] <Veruka> it's just a storm....your planet is full of storms!
[23:31] <Minerva> I know but i wanted to go ooooout
[23:31] * Leto and Millina are curled up and sleeping
[23:35] <Veruka> well you're stuck in now, aren't you
[23:36] * Maia is playing at an arcade machine
[23:37] *** there's a FLASH of lightening...and the power goes out
[23:38] <Mienrva> !?
[23:38] <Minerva> ^
[23:38] <Veruka> what the...
[23:38] * Lady Nike summons a small flame..
[23:39] <Lady Nike> Maia..I thought the technology you created was failure proof
[23:39] <Maia> ..I wiil go check
[23:39] * Maia walks off to check the power source
[23:45] * Minerva , Veruka, Thetis can see no problem in the dark..ESPECALLY Minerva
[23:51] <Melioppe> what has happened?
[23:51] * Melioppe walks in, Yui gripping her leg
[23:51] <Veruka> power outage
[23:54] * Yui Meioh looks scared by the dark
[23:55] * Veruka kneels down "hey there...you stay with us and you'll be safe..ok?"
[23:55] <Jenn> Maia?! What is going on?!
[23:55] * Jenn is holding a small ball of energy to make some light
[23:56] <Atrus> Don't worry Yui! I'll protect you from the dark!
[23:58] <Maia> (in the distant) It looks like some kind of Plasma Discharge!!!!
[23:58] * Yui Meioh gives a small smile to Atrus
[23:59] <Inanna> oooo! this would be a perfect tmie for-
[23:59] <Minerva, Veruka, Thetis, Nike, Melioppe> NO
[00:00] <Veruka> hey Jenn...this is sure a surprise
[00:00] *** the rain storm is still happening outside...a flash of lightening illumates the room briefly
[00:02] <Minerva> ..back in the day, I'd just gather you all in the catle...
[00:02] <Minerva> *castle
[00:05] * Leto hops onto Inanna's shoulder while Millina hops on Minerva's
[00:10] *** the lights flicker..but then go out again....Maia can be heard swearing in Mercurian..a rare thing
[00:13] <Lady_Nike> .......it must be bad
[00:13] <Jenn> Maia, do you need any help?
[00:14] * Jenn lends more power to the ball of energy in her hand to make it brighter
[00:17] <Veruka> just go to her..you know she'll never admit it
[00:17] * Maia is not in the room with them..she's in another room
[00:22] * Maia has moved to: [ Power Room ]
[00:22] * Maia [Power Room] is wrapped up in a mess of wires, trying to rework them
[00:29] <Maia> [Power Room] of all the....
[00:32] * Jenn has moved to: [ Power Room ]
[00:32] <Jenn> [Power Room] What happened?
[00:34] <Maia> [Power Room] a plasma burst from the electromagnetic charge occuring in the enviroment around The Royale has shorted out the power circuts....
[00:39] <Maia> [Power Room] .....we had an overload
[00:45] <Jenn> [Power Room] So how do we fix it?
[00:47] <Maia> [Power Room] I'm going to have to reboot the system...perphaps replace half of the power couplings
[00:47] <Maia> [Power Room] ...it is so...irrritating
[00:52] <Maia> [Power Room] please..raise the light more
[01:03] * Jenn [Power Room] makes the energy ball a little larger and brighter
[01:06] <Maia> [Power Room] thank you
[01:08] <Maia> [Power Room] darkness does not....comfort me
[01:09] * Maia [Power Room] works on tying together wires and machiery...
[01:14] <Maia> [Power Room] I can just hear her telling me how sloppy my work is
[01:32] <Jenn> [Power Room] Is the storm part of the cause?
[01:35] <Maia> [Power Room] yes
[01:35] <Maia> [Power Room] I was....
[01:35] <Maia> [Power Room] I was mistaken in thinking i had put in full safeguards
[01:35] <Maia> [Power Room] ...I think i may be able to put in a temporary fix...
[01:38] <Maia> [Power Room] but i shall need to work on it more tomorrow...........
[01:42] * Maia [Power Room] gives a sideways glance to Jenn
[01:43] <Maia> [Power Room] ....I should be done in a moment..so you may rest your arm
[01:49] * Maia [Power Room] connects two wires....
[01:49] *** the lights come on..though slightly dimmer then usual
[01:49] <Maia> [Power Room] ..that...should hold for now
[02:07] <Jenn> [Power Room] How long for a full repair?
[02:08] <Maia> [Power Room] ..probably..by tomorrow afternoon
[02:08] <Maia> [Power Room] ..I hope
[02:08] <Maia> [Power Room] why don't you get some rest
[02:16] <Maia> [Power Room] I'll finish up here...
[02:26] * Maia is away
[02:39] * Jenn has moved to: [ ]
[02:39] * Jenn disintegrates the ball of energy
[10:54] *** Conclusion from June 30th: After the end of the party, while the table gets cleared and the coupon cards get stamped off so far; Ami prepares to send herself and the other Guardians back home...
[10:56] <Merc_Nezu> I hope you liked tonight's activities and the menu, too, P-chan.
[11:07] <Merc_Nezu> We still have plenty of the cake left if anybody is interested.
[11:07] *** She puts one piece away for Kakaku
[11:10] <Rob A.> We gotta go now, too. Good Night and until next time, y'all.
[11:12] *** yawns slightly and leans onto her hubby while leaving
[11:12] * Queen Bonnie ^
[11:15] *** Once her friend is out of hearing range:
[11:16] <Sarqui> Ahem... Miss Pinako? Nothing for ungood, but...
[11:17] <Rob A.> Sshh! No, don't!
[11:18] <Sarqui> I wonder how she got past the doorman with that kind of face! π
[11:19] <Pinako> eh?
[11:20] <Rob A.> Probably the same way we do. With some kind of visual filter. Was that really necessary?
[11:20] <Pinako> well, it's not a filter
[11:21] * Sarqui giggles dirty
[11:21] <Narun> I really do look like this :O
[11:22] <Sarqui> *sighs* Allright then, didn't wanna make a ruckus. I apologize. *bows*
[11:24] <Merc_Nezu> Anyone for more cake? π
[11:24] <Pinako> as for my hairstyle today, I just thought I could wear the hairstyle of my past life just once, ever since I discovered who she was.
[11:24] <Narun> I could go for more cake!
[11:25] <Merc_Nezu> Waiter! Can we get some styrofoam boxes for transport? [...] Arigatou!
[11:27] *** A shy, young intern waiter approaches Ami with the boxes and a slip of paper
[11:29] *** 'M... Miss? C-can I get your autograph, please? You're the one, aren't you?'
[11:30] * Merc_Nezu sighs, smiles politely and writes the autograph.
[11:30] <Merc_Nezu> There you go. It's kinda hard if you're popular all of a sudden.
[11:31] *** The intern bows deeply and goes back to work.
[11:33] <Merc_Nezu> Okay, big thanks to all of you and I hope you have a good trip home. Good night. π©΅
[11:33] * Queen Bonnie has moved to: [ Room 1005 ]
[11:34] * Rob A. has moved to: [ Room 1005 ]
[11:34] <Pinako> thank you too :D
[11:35] * Sarqui has moved to: [ Room 1009 ]
[11:36] * Karami has moved to: [ room 1009 ]
[11:38] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Earth 1138 ]
[11:38] *** alongside the other Senshi
[11:39] * Merc_Nezu is away: Back to normal tomorrow
[11:40] * Queen Bonnie is away: It was fun, after all!
[11:40] * Rob A. is away: I'm glad to hear that. β€οΈ
[11:41] * Karami is away: Mind your tongue next time, Mom!
[11:42] * Sarqui is away: Don't always be such a party pooper! π
[04:19] *** D. Kakaku has joined #suburbansenshi3
[04:19] <@spiritflame> konbanwa D. Kakaku
[04:20] * D. Kakaku knocks on the door
[04:21] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Room 1006 ]
[04:21] * Merc_Nezu [Room 1006] opens the door, sttll sleepy
[04:21] <D. Kakaku> hey there, Ami
[04:23] <Merc_Nezu> [Room 1006] Oh, ohayo, Daniel-san. You're early. Give me a few minutes, so I can put on something more decent. Then I'll take you with me and announce your coming at the Nightwatch: π₯±
[04:24] <D. Kakaku> unwatchable, right?
[04:25] <Merc_Nezu> [Room 1006] That said, wait until you see me in tonight's festival garb. π
[04:26] <D. Kakaku> oh boy, can I explore before you take me there?
[04:26] <Merc_Nezu> (( The idea is just that outsiders need to be announced at the doorman in advance ))
[04:27] <D. Kakaku> (( I know ))
[04:28] <Merc_Nezu> [Room 1006] What to explore? The School Grounds? Well, you nedd a permission for most of that, as there are always some experiments that are highly toip secret.
[04:29] <D. Kakaku> not that, I mean your festival garb.
[04:30] <Merc_Nezu> [Room 1006] That's another secret, until the fest starts, tee hee.
[04:31] <D. Kakaku> what about a bar of soap, it'd probably help me freshen up
[04:32] <Merc_Nezu> [Room 1006] But feel free to make yourself familiar with the stands before the action starts.
[04:32] <D. Kakaku> ok, may I come in?
[04:33] <Merc_Nezu> [Room 1006] I'll get you a soap from the bathroom, sit down inside for so long.
[04:33] <D. Kakaku> ok.
[04:35] * D. Kakaku tries walking inside?
[04:36] <Merc_Nezu> [Room 1006] *out from the bath* Good to know that there's no school lessons today in the morning before the fest, right?
[04:36] <D. Kakaku> yep
[04:39] <Merc_Nezu> [Room 1006] Instead, we have an open house for once - mostly open - for the public to attend to showcase what the Mugen can offer to aspiring young geniuses...
[04:40] <D. Kakaku> awesome
[04:40] * D. Kakaku looks for the soap
[04:41] <Merc_Nezu> [Room 1006] But what am I talking, you should remember the procedure from last year... So, here is a fresh, mint-in-the-box soap bar from the appartment's medicine cabinet.
[04:41] <D. Kakaku> oh, thanks
[04:43] <Merc_Nezu> [Room 1006] You mya freshen up in the bath, I'll pack up some things while you do.
[04:43] <Merc_Nezu> (( *may* ))
[04:44] <D. Kakaku> thanks
[04:44] * D. Kakaku goes to the bathroom of 1006
[04:45] * D. Kakaku takes the bar of soap out and looks at it.
[04:47] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ room 1006 ]
[04:50] * D. Kakaku [room 1006] looks at the center of the bar, any dips?
[04:50] <Merc_Nezu> [Room 1006] The other girls said they'll try to come, too.
[04:51] <D. Kakaku> [room 1006] okay then.
[04:51] <D. Kakaku> [room 1006] ...screw it
[04:51] <Merc_Nezu> [Room 1006] Unless Usagi-chan won't get too much detention again, of course.
[04:51] * D. Kakaku [room 1006] wets up the bar of soap with water and puts it on the floor
[04:51] <D. Kakaku> [room 1006] oh really?
[04:52] * D. Kakaku [room 1006] twists the dial to shrink onto the wet bar of soap
[04:52] <Merc_Nezu> [Room 1006] You need to know, their school is at the other end of town.
[04:53] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ Bar of soap in 1006 bathroom, 5 mm ]
[04:53] <D. Kakaku> [Bar of soap in 1006 bathroom, 5 mm] on the other end, right
[04:53] * D. Kakaku [Bar of soap in 1006 bathroom, 5 mm] looks around
[04:55] <Merc_Nezu> [Room 1006] I was the only one of our gnag good (and rich) ebough to qualify for this place. Not that I intend to brag about it. Just a matter of fact. *Hums a little*
[04:56] <D. Kakaku> [Bar of soap in 1006 bathroom, 5 mm] heh, wow
[04:56] <D. Kakaku> (( description for the wet bar of soap? ))
[05:01] <Merc_Nezu> [Room 1006] Before I forget, there'll be plenty of delicious food and beverages to taste, all house-made. If you want something to eat, just tell me, I'# pay.
[05:01] <D. Kakaku> [Bar of soap in 1006 bathroom, 5 mm] that's wonderful
[05:02] <Merc_Nezu> [Room 1006] You're allright in there?
[05:02] * D. Kakaku [Bar of soap in 1006 bathroom, 5 mm] lathers up, taking a l9iteral bath in the soap for a bit.
[05:02] <D. Kakaku> [Bar of soap in 1006 bathroom, 5 mm] hmhmhmmm
[05:02] <D. Kakaku> [Bar of soap in 1006 bathroom, 5 mm] huh, oh yeah, come in if you want or need to.
[05:03] * Merc_Nezu [Room 1006] warms up her dimensional watch
[05:05] * D. Kakaku [Bar of soap in 1006 bathroom, 5 mm] keeps lathering, unaware of the warming watch
[05:06] <D. Kakaku> [Bar of soap in 1006 bathroom, 5 mm] almost done in this bar of soap.
[05:08] <Merc_Nezu> [Room 1006] And if anyone asks, I'll mostly be sround the physics labs or for the matth sneak courses.
[05:08] <D. Kakaku> [Bar of soap in 1006 bathroom, 5 mm] want to come in before we go?
[05:10] <Merc_Nezu> [Room 1006] π«£ N-no thanks, that won't be necessary!
[05:10] <D. Kakaku> [Bar of soap in 1006 bathroom, 5 mm] ok
[05:11] * D. Kakaku [Bar of soap in 1006 bathroom, 5 mm] finihses lathering up and rinses off, then grows back, with clean clothing.
[05:11] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ Room 1006 ]
[05:11] * D. Kakaku [Room 1006] puts the bar of soap away then exits the bathroom.
[05:13] <D. Kakaku> [Room 1006] I'm here
[05:13] * Merc_Nezu [Room 1006] sets Akitsu-chan down at Karami's door and knocks.
[05:15] <Merc_Nezu> [Room 1006] Be good to our K-Aunt. I'll be back tonight after the party.
[05:15] *** :-3 Yuppa!
[05:16] <Merc_Nezu> [Room 1006] Allright, let's go!
[05:16] * D. Kakaku [Room 1006] nods and hold onto Ami's hand
[05:16] * Merc_Nezu [Room 1006] close & locks the door
[05:17] *** She activates the watch and...
[05:18] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ MU Parking Lot on 1138 ]
[05:18] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ MU Parking lot, 1138 ]
[05:19] * Merc_Nezu [MU Parking Lot on 1138] approaches the Guard at the entrance.
[05:21] * D. Kakaku [MU Parking lot, 1138] walks with Ami
[05:21] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Parking Lot on 1138] Good Morning, Sir, I'm coming to announce our guest Mr. Kakaku for tonight's lecture on molecular manipulation.
[05:23] *** Giardian: 'Ah, yes, I have it here. Good Morning, Miss Mizuno. Come with me, Sir, I'll show you to the dorm and the classroom.'
[05:24] <D. Kakaku> [MU Parking lot, 1138] have you made any models for it?
[05:24] *** He takes his bundle of keys and leaves his box
[05:27] *** To be continued (Player has Lunch)
[06:41] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ MU Festival Grounds ]
[06:41] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ MU festival grounds ]
[06:42] *** In the Afternoon, Ami recieves a short phone call by Karami
[06:42] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] Moshi-moshi? Everything allright over there?
[06:43] <D. Kakaku> [MU festival grounds] hmm?
[06:44] <Karami> [Dattebayo] (at the phone)Everything is A-OK. I hope you guys are having fun (while patting the domestikit) See you later.
[06:44] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] Bye. (hangs uo)
[06:46] <D. Kakaku> [MU festival grounds] something wrong?
[06:47] *** The stands have been set up, artfully banners reading '7/7 2026' and 'Happy Tanabata' can be read. Ami meanwhile has swapped her unioform for a very cute, lightweight striped summer yukata and sandals. She's armed with a paper fan and wears a waterlilly in her hair. π
[06:48] <D. Kakaku> [MU festival grounds] oh my~!
[06:48] <D. Kakaku> [MU festival grounds] how long until the lecture?
[06:48] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] Oh, no, not at all. I just checked the state of affair at home. :-D
[06:48] <D. Kakaku> [MU festival grounds] hehhe, okay
[06:49] * D. Kakaku [MU festival grounds] looks up and down ai Ami and her Yukata and Sandals
[06:50] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] I think you're set for, like, 4:30 pm or so, and a second one at 6:30.
[06:50] * D. Kakaku [MU festival grounds] nods and checks his watch
[06:51] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] Depends on how many people are coming.
[06:51] <D. Kakaku> [MU festival grounds] right
[06:51] <D. Kakaku> [MU festival grounds] so, hmmm
[06:51] * D. Kakaku [MU festival grounds] looks at her sandals
[06:52] <Merc_Nezu> (( I'd like to post a screenshot from the video, but it'd watermarked and probably 'copyrighted' ))
[06:53] <D. Kakaku> (( imgur? ))
[06:55] <Merc_Nezu> (( That's not the question, but not that the fan artists compains. Then again, this also not THEIR series, so... ))
[06:55] <D. Kakaku> (( ah ))
[06:56] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds]
[06:58] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] How do I look?
[06:58] <D. Kakaku> [MU festival grounds] wonderful!
[06:58] * Merc_Nezu [MU Festival Grounds] turns around 360Β°
[06:59] <D. Kakaku> [MU festival grounds] very wonderful, may I look at the sandals up close?
[07:00] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] Thanks! Okay, if it suits you... Allright, it should start any moment now!
[07:00] * D. Kakaku [MU festival grounds] nods, and shrinks down
[07:01] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ MU Festival Grounds, 1 cm ]
[07:01] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds, 1 cm] looks ahead at the sandal.
[07:01] *** Professor Tomoe shows up in a fancy suit to greet the guests
[07:04] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds, 1 cm] hmmm?
[07:06] *** 'Hello, good evening, Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages! Welcome to this year's edition of our traditional Public Access Night on the 7th of July, the day of Tanabata. Over the next few hours, we shall give you a glimpse in a lot of the things we accomplish here, from basic scientific research to arts and culture, We ca ndo both.'
[07:06] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds, 1 cm] woah!
[07:08] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds, 1 cm] looks back at the sandal
[07:08] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds, 1 cm] may I climb?
[07:08] *** 'And for the hungry among you, we have lots of stands with snacks and cool drinks to offer.'
[07:09] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] Sshh. Be careful with it!
[07:09] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds, 1 cm] nods and climbs the sandal
[07:10] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds, 1 cm] gets to the top of the sandal and looks around.
[07:11] *** 'For your own safety: Please stay on the marked ways and watch your step at all times as we have sensible nad potetially dangerous areas to protect. And now, without much further ado, have a nice day and enjoy the program!'
[07:12] *** Applause
[07:13] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds, 1 cm] looks around on the top of the sandal and applauses at the speech.
[07:13] *** 'Hi, Ami-chaaaan!' π
[07:14] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] Usagi-chan! Great you all could make it!
[07:14] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds, 1 cm] feels quakes despite being on a sandal, keeping on looking ahead
[07:15] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds, 1 cm] tumbles, but is it towards Ami's toes?
[07:16] *** Indeed, they're all here, including HaruMichi, Setsuna, Hotaru (naturally as she lives here) & Chibs.
[07:16] * Merc_Nezu [MU Festival Grounds] bows down to Kakaku
[07:17] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds, 1 cm] looks up and bows back
[07:18] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] Okay, once you're done there, you may look around here until they're going to call you on the speakers when your lesson starts.
[07:18] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] But ideally not at this size, *giggle*
[07:19] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds, 1 cm] nods and looks, going betyween two big ones for a bit, blushing.
[07:19] * Merc_Nezu [MU Festival Grounds] gets out a transport box
[07:20] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] Ah, yes, I almost forgot to give you this: It's a piece of last week's Birthday party cake.
[07:20] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds, 1 cm] it's like a corridor with soft walls
[07:20] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds, 1 cm] oh?
[07:21] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] I had it in the fridge, so don't worry, it should still be fine.
[07:21] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds, 1 cm] nods, then gets to the edge and climbs down
[07:21] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds, 1 cm] grows back.
[07:22] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ MU Festival Grounds ]
[07:22] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] hey there
[07:22] *** 'Hi!'
[07:23] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] hi, now who said that?
[07:23] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds] looks around at the group
[07:23] <Merc_Nezu> (( That was probably a collective 'Hi'. ))
[07:25] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] Allright, then let's have fun, everybody. That said, if anybody asks for me, I'll be on duty during the math and physics courses.
[07:26] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] heh, so, who wants a toy?
[07:26] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds] checks the time
[07:30] *** Makoto and Haruka wanna go check out the sports club, Michiru goes to see the art courses, Rei heads for the spirituality/occult club and tea ceremony...
[07:31] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds] looks at Usagi, Chibiusa and Hotaru
[07:35] *** Minako decides for the Acting club, Setsuna and Mamoru want to see the labs (where allowed to), Chibiusa and Hotaru will go to an English class, and Usagi... Well, she just goes playing with some of the younger classes π
[07:36] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] heh, oh wow
[07:37] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds] goes to the labs
[07:37] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] Okay, Daniel-san, please remind me to pick you up again in 7 days!
[07:37] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] okay, and am I going with any of the girls?
[07:38] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] You decide. Only make sure that you're there for your students in time. See you later!
[07:39] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] I meant at night when I nbeed o sleep
[07:39] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] see ya later, then
[07:39] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] /occ There is a dorm for teachers on the aeral
[07:40] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] alright, sounds good
[07:40] <Merc_Nezu> (( He got shown hos room earlier ))
[07:40] <D. Kakaku> (( ah, ok ))
[07:41] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds] heads to the labs with Mamoru and Setsuna for a bit
[07:42] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] Bye! This way, for the math course, young Ladies and Gentleman!
[07:43] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] so, what's being made in these labs, setsuna? bye Ami.
[07:45] *** 'There's a plethora of various things, crucial research in medicine, space technology, and other things not meant for the broad public, owed to the nature of the project.
[07:47] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] and nothing on setsuna to shrink onto
[07:48] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] but,. maybe something to act as a jungle gym?
[07:52] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] hey Setsuna?
[07:53] *** 'Hm? What is it, Mr. Kakaku?'
[07:54] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] do you or any of the girls want to join me for my presentation?
[07:56] *** 'Why not, if I can make it...'
[07:57] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] it should be about...
[07:57] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds] checks the time
[08:03] <Merc_Nezu> (( IIRC it was about to start at half past four, but no idea which time to choose inside this box ))
[08:04] <D. Kakaku> (( hmm, well, since it is the afternoon, depends on how long we have here ))
[08:05] <Merc_Nezu> (( I'm afk at about 2:45 pm local time, so I'd say in about 30 minutes, and then we pause ))
[08:06] <D. Kakaku> (( then maybe we start tomorrow from where we left off, which can start with the presentation? ))
[08:07] <Merc_Nezu> (( Okay π ))
[08:08] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] Hmmm, so what would be suitable to use in a persentation about 'molecular manipulation'? as an obstacle course or an ant farm.
[08:12] *** The younger students may have some paper mache & soda volcano left from last year
[08:13] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds] looks for something from the older students
[08:16] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] I gotta go, my first students are waiting. πYou find your way?
[08:16] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] yep
[08:16] * Merc_Nezu [MU Festival Grounds] bows and wanders off
[08:17] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds] keeps looking
[08:17] *** To be continued
[08:18] * Merc_Nezu is away: Gone teaching
[08:18] * D. Kakaku is away: To be continued, but will he find something?....
[08:18] * Karami is away: At home with Akitsu-chan
[04:33] *** Then, a gong crescendo can be heard over the speakers, and a voice says: 'Calling Mr. Kakaku. Mr. Kakaku, please report in seminar room 22-B on grond level for your first round as a guest docent on theoretical and practical molecular manipulation ...'
[04:35] *** 'Please mind to keep it simple for today as virtually half of your audience will be guests, so try to make it comprehesible to pros and amateurs alike.'
[04:37] *** D. Kakaku has joined #suburbansenshi3
[04:37] <@spiritflame> konbanwa D. Kakaku
[04:40] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] Guess that's your cue then, see you later. And good luck with your students! π
[04:40] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds] walks onto the stage, and hadn't expected to do a slideshow, but did request a projector anyway and a camera, then he goes to see the models on the table
[04:40] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] yup
[04:41] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds] looks to the audience once he confirms everything.
[04:41] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ Seminar 22 B ]
[04:41] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ Seminar room 22-B ]
[04:42] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] are we all ready?
[04:43] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] has also brought glass capsules, plural.
[04:46] *** Several resident students and visitors alike bow their heads forward in curiosity
[04:48] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] I might call on a few assistants, now, let's discuss how molecules can be manipulated. and soon, I'll show off what it is from a device built for it.
[04:49] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] goes through an entire powerpoint presentatio which look,s good and asks to prepare the camera, projector and models.
[04:51] *** At the same time, Makoto agrees to fill in for someone at the Okonomiyaki stand who fell sick of short notice. Doen the apron, japan flag bandana on, and BANZAI! π.
[05:01] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] now, would you prefer I show all of you, or does anyone want to be an assistant? 10th grade and higher only.
[05:03] *** A bespactacled gilr (Umino swirly style) with pigtails clears her throat and shouts: 'Here! I'd like to try!'
[05:03] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] alright, anyone else?
[05:05] *** A young Intern in a labcoat carrying a clipboard raises his hand next
[05:06] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] come on up, who else?
[05:06] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] looks at Usagi and her group, or what remains of it, if she is here.
[05:08] *** Setsuna comes in ('Sorry for the delay!') and handwaves from the opposite end of the big auditorium
[05:08] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] one more volunteer, and come on up
[05:11] *** Some chubby dad with a moustache approaches the group. 'I work in a big pharma company. I'd like to see what you guys have built up here.'
[05:11] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] ok, and now that I have four volunteers.
[05:12] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] grows four of the glass capsules to the size of people
[05:12] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] capsule or no capsule?
[05:13] *** A decent murmur and applause goes throuh the room
[05:14] *** 'Oooooh!' *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
[05:14] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] get in if you want to.
[05:16] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] waits for them to get in.
[05:17] *** A group of people gets in line for their turns
[05:19] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] goes through a loop of shrinking capsules, bringing them to the models, droppping people off, then regrowing them to repeat the loop, he did not anticipate everyone wanting a turn. he doesn't shrink setsuna yet though.
[05:21] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] has them shrunk in scale to around 5 millimeters on average
[05:22] *** The audience then eagerly anticipates an explanation for what they just experienced
[05:23] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] explains his shrink watch's shrinking capability as good as he can, then asks if they'd all like another blast.
[05:24] *** Multiple hands rise up, a few new ones among them
[06:20] *** While Usagi has eaten herself straight in a row through all the food stands by now (Rei scolds her for being 'such a glutton')...
[06:21] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] ladies, did you coome to join in?
[06:22] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] looks at the time as it reads 5:15 to him
[06:26] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] looks at the tiny people
[06:26] <Merc_Nezu> (( That means only 15 minutes left until the break, then he has 1 hour free to spend, to recuperate and eat something ))
[06:26] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] so, who wanted a secone blast?
[06:27] <D. Kakaku> (( oh man, I thought it'd be an hour and a half ))
[06:28] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] rechecks the clock, the '15' was just a mirage.
[06:28] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] Setsuna? ready?
[06:29] <Merc_Nezu> (( If the course was 45 minutes each, the pause would start any moment now ))
[06:29] *** Setsuna: 'Be careful!'
[06:30] <D. Kakaku> (( oh, I though it was 90 minutes each. ))
[06:30] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] ok
[06:30] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] huddle together, everyone.
[06:31] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] aims at the millimeter crowd
[06:31] *** The candidates cuddle up
[06:31] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] everyone enjoying the presentation so far?
[06:32] *** 'YAAAAY!'
[06:32] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] nods, and fires the beam into the crowd, and they all shrink to 100 micrometers each.
[06:33] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] Setsuna, ready for your own shrink?
[06:33] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] has the camera zoom in on the crowd
[06:34] *** Setsuna looks at her watch and breathes in
[06:35] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] fires at Setsuna, shrinking her to 1 centimeter. before reaching to pick her up.
[06:37] <Merc_Nezu> (( 45 minutes per turn, after 75 minutes of pause, the 2nd group will be let in at 6:30, restarting the presentation ))
[06:37] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] I wish our sizes were switched right now, but that's another say *he whispers to her, no microphone picking it up.*
[06:37] <D. Kakaku> (( I see ))
[06:38] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] brings her to the table and lets her down on it near the crowd, which look like specks to her.
[06:38] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] I got her to a different size to illustrait that it
[06:39] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] it's not a fixed sequence, I can set the size and even scale separately.
[06:41] *** 'I really wonder how he does it.' - 'Reminds me of a movie. Thew was this dude with a special armor suit...'
[06:42] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] looks like a giant god to Setsuna... and she in turn looks like a goddess to the crowd.
[06:42] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] how is everyone doing?
[06:44] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] brings the paper machie volcano to the table.
[06:45] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] even a simple school volcano project, can look and feel like the real thing.
[06:46] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] looks at Setsuna and the crowd.
[06:47] *** Setsuna: 'The switch is on the underside.'
[06:48] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] nods and flips the switch.
[06:49] *** 'Don't worry, folks, The *lava* isn't hot at all, it's made up from soda and breakfast gravy :-D'
[06:49] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] looks at the crowd for reactions., especially wondering what they think of Setsuna's size.
[06:50] *** 'Still, watch your step and don't try to swim in it!'
[06:50] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] hehe, mqaybe I should join you down there.
[06:52] *** Setsuna: 'Mind the time, the first course ends i na few minutes. After that, it's 1h 15 min pause.'
[06:53] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] alright then, time to grow everyone back, then.
[06:55] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] sets his fingernail down
[06:57] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] climb on
[06:57] *** climb climb
[06:58] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] smiles and goes to the middle of the room and then lets them climb off.
[07:01] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] grows the crowd back to normal and asks what they think of it, and states that he is up for requests after the second presentation.
[07:01] *** Big applause
[07:02] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] thank you, thank you, and hope you hasve a great day or an hour and a half.
[07:02] *** 'That was pretty cool! 'Awesome!' 'Fascinating!'
[07:03] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] goes over to the still small setsuna, and sets her back on the floor to grow her back.
[07:03] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Seminar Room 22-B ]
[07:03] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] and maybe you have a request for me, too.
[07:03] * Merc_Nezu [Seminar Room 22-B] applaudes
[07:04] <Merc_Nezu> [Seminar Room 22-B] Well done.
[07:05] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] thanks Ami, are Usagi and the others going to be in the crowd for presentation #2?
[07:05] *** The 1st crowd leaves
[07:06] <Merc_Nezu> [Seminar Room 22-B] Hmm, I don't know about Usagi, for her, stuff like this is like... Bohemian villages...
[07:06] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] oh, I might want Setsuna and maybe Rei to dress in Greek clothing, no sandals for crowd number two
[07:08] <Merc_Nezu> [Seminar Room 22-B] Her brain would overload. But I may ask Mamoru or Hotaru if they're interested
[07:09] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] okay, will they be in the crowd or in greek clothing?
[07:09] <Merc_Nezu> [Seminar Room 22-B] Wanna go eat something? I'd like to try the okonomiyaki.
[07:09] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] heh, sure
[07:10] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Okonomiyaki stand ]
[07:10] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ Okonomiyaki Stand ]
[07:11] <Merc_Nezu> [Okonomiyaki stand] Two units, please.
[07:11] * Merc_Nezu [Okonomiyaki stand] gets her purse out and pays
[07:12] *** Mako: 'There you go. That'll be Β₯500 alltogether.'
[07:13] <D. Kakaku> [Okonomiyaki Stand] oh, hey Makoto
[07:15] *** 'Hi. I filled in for one of the bakers, i ncase you wondered. Hope you'll enjoy your meal!'
[07:15] <D. Kakaku> [Okonomiyaki Stand] we will!
[07:15] * Merc_Nezu [Okonomiyaki stand] passes the 2nd O. to Daniel-san
[07:16] <Merc_Nezu> [Okonomiyaki stand] They're hot but super delicious!
[07:16] * D. Kakaku [Okonomiyaki Stand] tries it
[07:16] <D. Kakaku> [Okonomiyaki Stand] mmm, surprisingly nice... and better than one one that contestant on Hell's kitchen made.
[07:29] <Merc_Nezu> [Okonomiyaki stand] Given who made them, it doesn't take much for that, of course.
[07:33] <D. Kakaku> [Okonomiyaki Stand] hehhheh, yup
[07:34] <D. Kakaku> [Okonomiyaki Stand] so, let me know whaty Hotaru and Mamoru decide on doing in the next presentation.. as well as any others if they're joining.
[07:35] <Merc_Nezu> [Okonomiyaki stand] Okay. See you later.
[07:36] <D. Kakaku> [Okonomiyaki Stand] hehheh, alright
[07:46] * D. Kakaku [Okonomiyaki Stand] heasd back to 22-B
[07:47] * D. Kakaku [Okonomiyaki Stand] looks for anyone in the room
[07:51] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ Seminar room 22-B ]
[07:56] *** Right now, there are only the cleaners getting the room ready for the next round
[07:57] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] waits a bit.
[08:00] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] looks at the time.
[08:03] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] uses his watch to shrink down near a cleaner for a bit..
[08:12] * D. Kakaku is away: on pause
[08:12] *** To be continued
[08:13] * Merc_Nezu is away: for now but will return for the next part
[06:25] *** Mamoru & Hotaru row in line for the second round of Kakaku's lecture (but probably NOT clad in Togas or the like, as there would be SOME dresscode on the campus after all π
[06:27] *** H: 'There'll be a fireworks show at the end of the Evening, so let's make sure we get the gang together for that moment, it'd be a pity to miss that!'
[06:27] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] goes through his lecture, then asks whether they want to be in the crowd, or in Setsuna's place.
[06:30] *** M: 'I'm trying my best, but you know Usako. Once her attention gets drafted to something shiny or delicious, she'll literally be glued to the windows there. π '
[06:31] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] ok, ready? crowd ready too?
[06:32] *** 'We'll be there, don't worry.'
[06:39] <D. Kakaku> [Seminar room 22-B] ok, counting on you.
[06:50] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] waits for them.
[07:06] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] would wait for a little while longer.
[11:07] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Merc_Nezu is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[11:08] <Merc_Nezu> (( test ))
[11:10] * Merc_Nezu helps a couple of fourth graders with physics background find the seminar room
[11:12] <Merc_Nezu> This way, kids. π And use the empore row of seats over there for younger visitors so you can see everything.
[11:29] <Merc_Nezu> (( @KP In case of doubt, try to act like anybody of them was there and get through with the lecture before I come back for the Final Act where everybody gathers together to watch the concluding fireworks & performance show π©΅ ))
[11:37] *** With great curiosity, the incoming visitors watch all the materials gettiing set up once more.
[11:47] <Merc_Nezu> (( CU tomorrow or on Sunday to finish. ))
[11:47] * Merc_Nezu is away: But ready for you
[01:16] *** 6 PM:
[01:17] * D. Kakaku begins the presentation, showing how his watch is able to make objects bigger and smaller.
[01:22] * D. Kakaku moves on to the part where it is also able to affect organic matter as well.
[01:40] <D. Kakaku> (( the following actions during this presentation will be taken with an understanding that one or more of these actions may be negated, in other words... I blame Timezones. ))
[01:41] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] soon gets to the demonstration part of the presentation, and just like last time, he wanted a few volunteers... he got the whole crowd.
[01:47] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] shrinks the whole crowd down to an average size of 1 centimeter and brings the crowd to the table, with all the various materials and things, like a model of a skyscraper, a toy car, and even a doll house. he looks for Usagi and/or friends in the crowd.
[01:53] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] continues watching the crowd before he starts the second observation, asking who wants to remain 1 centimeter.
[02:10] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] chooses Hotaru (if there), Mamoru (if there) and Makoto (if there) (if not, it's three random people in the crowd), and shrinks the rest of the crowd down to 100 micrometers, and the view for them is amazing, especially the view of the toy car.
[03:11] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] describes the view for the micrometer-zised crowd, the centimeter stayers look like absolute gods to the crowd, and D. Kakaku, in turn, looks like a god to those at 1 centimeter, D. Kakaku still observes.
[03:12] *** 6:30 PM
[03:38] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] is still watching... now accompanied by those with physics backgrounds.
[05:20] * D. Kakaku shows just about everything, and then the demonstration part is over as he grows the whole crowd back to all of their normal sizes.
[05:21] * D. Kakaku thanks everyone for coming and states that he'll be here all week and will take some requests by the door. it is unknown how many people took him up on any of his offers, perhaps we'll see later on?
[05:21] * D. Kakaku is away: player ran out of ideas.
[06:43] <D. Kakaku> (( and now, I wait for AMI ))
[11:15] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Merc_Nezu is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[11:15] <Merc_Nezu> And how does it feel, playing the teacher? π
[11:17] <Merc_Nezu> Keep that in mind, for you'll have the pleasure of 6 more days of that!
[11:18] <Merc_Nezu> (( (6 days from the perspectice of the 7th) ))
[11:21] <Merc_Nezu> And after the last lession on the Morning of the 14th, I'll make sure to send you back to the Hotel, just remind me if necessary. Get ready for the final show at 7:30 outside. The others are already waiting.
[11:22] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ MU Festival Grounds ]
[11:24] *** Ami then joins the rest of the Senshi (and hopefully Daniel-san, too) who've taken place at front row.
[11:25] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] Okay guys, who has the camera?
[11:28] *** Minako: 'Here, I got it! Quick, get closer together, and don't move.'
[11:30] *** She activates the auto-shutter and rows herself back in. 'All of you, say Cheese.'
[11:30] *** Everybody: 'CHEEEESEEEE!' π *CLACK*
[11:33] *** *BOOM!* The fireworks start, with pyros mostly put together by the school's own chemistry students, and a breathtaking performance by traditional fire dancers.
[11:34] *** 'Ooooh!' - 'Aaaah!' - 'Amazing!' etc.
[11:39] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] I can't wait to know what you say about this year's stage play, Mina-chan. π
[11:41] * D. Kakaku is there
[11:41] <D. Kakaku> Cheese~!
[11:43] <D. Kakaku> so, did you all like the presentation?
[11:44] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] The ones among us who were here surely did.
[11:45] <D. Kakaku> well, if any of you staed at 1 centimeter, how did you like the speck crowd?
[11:45] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ MU Festival Grounds ]
[11:45] *** Usagi: 'Sorry I couldn't make it, stuff like that all just sounds, well, Greek for me. π'
[11:47] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] mmmmmm~ well~ I wonder how Chibiusa would feel having an ant-sized Usagi for the night~?
[11:47] *** Hotaru: 'It was an unusual yet fascinating experience.'
[11:48] *** Rei: 'I don't dare to imagine what Chibs wozld've done to her, just for the fun of it.'
[11:48] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] you liked it, Hotaru?
[11:48] *** Chibiusa grins and sticks her tongue out
[11:49] <Merc_Nezu> (( See H's answer above ))
[11:49] *** The final crackers mute out, and everybody applaudes
[11:50] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] heheheheh you want ant-usagi?
[11:50] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds] applauds as well.
[11:50] *** Usagi: 'Me don't! I'm tiny enough! βΉοΈ'
[11:52] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] Allright, folks, thanks for coming, and see you here again next year! π©΅
[11:53] *** They give her the thumbsup
[11:54] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] and let me know if you want the tiyn surprise.
[11:54] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds] turns towards Ami
[11:54] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] So, what will my temporary dorm look like?
[11:55] <Merc_Nezu> [MU Festival Grounds] The campus guards will show you around. Good Night, Daniel-san.
[11:55] <D. Kakaku> [MU Festival Grounds] Night Ami.
[11:56] * Merc_Nezu is away: Heading towards home (appartment in this world)
[11:56] * D. Kakaku [MU Festival Grounds] waits for the guards, wondering if anyone from the presentation was going to request him anything, especially that girl with the swirled glasses.
[11:57] * D. Kakaku is away
[07:42] *** D. Kakaku has joined #suburbansenshi3
[07:42] <@spiritflame> ohayo D. Kakaku
[07:46] * D. Kakaku [Seminar room 22-B] gets the seminar ready
[07:46] *** 7/8
[07:46] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ classroom ]
[07:50] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ Seminar Room 221B ]
[07:52] * D. Kakaku has moved to: [ Seminar Room 22-B ]
[07:54] * D. Kakaku [Seminar Room 22-B] watches to see who is filing in.
[08:10] * D. Kakaku is away: To Be Continued
[15:28] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up!
[15:30] *** The scene starts with the Cheesykits Logo!!!!
[15:31] <The Cheesykits Projector>
[15:32] *** The scene switches to a close-up of a crappy TV screen. You know, one of those older types where you can see the horizontal "lines". On it, there's a stage with a bunch of girl-like animatronics moving around and performing.
[15:34] *** The animatronics aren't even mass-produced T-Doll levels of realistic (like the non-Ringleader Sangvis Ferri Attack-Dolls).
[15:36] <Female voice over a PA system>
Hey kids! It's birthday time!
[15:36] *** The stage is inside a restaurant and there are LOTS of parents there with their young children!
[15:41] *** The screenshots show the faces of the animatronics. HEY! It's the Inner Senshi! But their costumes look...off. Like they were designed by someone who'd based them off of verbal descriptions only.
[15:42] <Animatronic girls> ♫ It's your birthday~! And we want you to have fun! ♫
[15:42] <Animatronic girls> ♫ It's your birthday~! So let's party everyone! ♫
[15:43] *** The scene switches. It's still inside the restaurant, but the interior's MUCH darker and disorganized. Something'sgone VERY wrong!
[15:44] *** There are Forest Kits laying motionless, scattered everywhere! Some of the tables have been knocked over!
[15:46] *** Inu-Kit Langister has joined #suburbansenshi3
[15:46] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Inu-Kit Langister
[15:46] *** Solarchos [Fallen0081@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[15:46] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Solarchos
[15:47] * Solarchos and Inu-Kit are both splattered with blood and looking nervous. Something's gone EXCEEDINGLY wrong here.
[15:47] *** The birthday music is still playing, but it's slowed and uneven now.
[15:47] <Solarchos> Okay...we need to move.
[15:48] <Inu-Kit Langister> But what about...?!
[15:48] <Solarchos> We're not going to find her if we just keep hiding here.
[15:49] * Solarchos and Inu-Kit walk out of the bathroom and into a darkened hall.
[15:49] <Solarchos> Stay together. Don't get separated.
[15:50] *** The two of them start hurrying down the hall. In the background, there's metallic groaning and shrieking.
[15:51] *** Suddenly, something lurches into the hallway ahead from around the corner!
[15:51] <Solarchos> >:[
[15:51] <Solarchos> GO!!!! FIND HER!!!!
[15:51] <Solarchos> I'LL HOLD IT OFF!!!!!!
[15:52] * Solarchos CHARGES at the figure ahead and knocks it backwards. It soon becomes clear that whatever he's fighting is stronger than he is. Without any weapons, the only thing he can do is buy Inu-Kit time!
[15:53] <Inu-Kit Langister> SOLAR!!!! T___T
[15:55] * Inu-Kit Langister hesitates for a moment, then sprints past the fight and down the hall into the main area.
[15:55] *** Inu-Kit gets knocked sideways as someone hurls a chair into the side of her head!!
[15:55] <Inu-Kit Langister> @___@
[15:56] *** Something sprints out of the shadows and smashes her HARD across the back, causing her to fall forward.
[15:56] <Inu-Kit Langister> X____X
[15:57] * Inu-Kit Langister hits the floor and looks ahead weakly. She sees, underneath a booth ahead of her, an open ventilation grate, and inside the grate...
[15:58] <Chibi-Nat (fox form)> o___o
[15:58] *** There's a pause...then suddenly a loud, strident scream that's cut off with a metallic WHACK!!
[15:59] *** Blood splatters across a TV screen while the happy-happy birthday song keeps playing.
[15:59] <~> ♦ Years later....
[16:00] *** A black Trans-Am tears through the back roads of the lightly-wooded and very sparsely populated countryside.
[16:00] *** Mysterious Heroine has joined #suburbansenshi3
[16:00] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Mysterious Heroine
[16:02] * Mysterious Heroine is driving like she's coming from nowhere and heading for nowhere. She's quick, she's fast, she's crazy, she's...THE GIRL WITH NO NAME!!!!!
[16:02] * Mysterious Heroine is starring in...
[16:03] <~> ♦ Mina's Magicland!!!!
[16:04] *** Suddenly, all four tires on MH's car burst.
[16:04] * Mysterious Heroine brakes to a stop.
[16:05] * Mysterious Heroine gets out of her car. The camera doesn't focus on anything but her legs.
[16:08] * Mysterious Heroine is wearing black boots with yellow and red trim, and short black leggings that stop just below her kneepads (clue!).
[16:10] * Mysterious Heroine examines her tires. All four of them are shredded beyond repair due to a couple of spike-strips laid out across the road. This had be DELIBERATE.
[16:11] * Mysterious Heroine collects the spike-strips, brings them to the back of her car, pops the trunk, and tosses them inside.
[16:11] <Mysterious Heroine> ...
[16:12] * Mysterious Heroine reaches into a duffle bag and pulls out a can of Energy Punch.
[16:12] * Mysterious Heroine proceeds to chug it down, then proceeds to wait.
[16:13] *** And waits.
[16:13] *** Finally, a tow-truck arrives and the Mysterious Heroine approaches it.
[16:14] *** The scene switches and MH is riding inside the tow-truck with none other than~!
[16:14] *** UMP-9 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[16:14] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa UMP-9
[16:14] <UMP-9> :D
[16:15] * UMP-9 has traded in her usual outfit for oily overalls and a battered baseball cap!
[16:16] <UMP-9> Yeah, I tell everybody, there ain't crap out here. But you gotta be prepared for anything.
[16:17] <UMP-9> A bunch of kids stole the zig-zags out of the back of the Sheriff's pickup a month ago. I'm guessing you found them for her.
[16:18] <UMP-9> Tough break for you. You know, what some folks consider funny just ruins someone's whole damn day.
[16:19] <UMP-9> God-Emperor's honest truth. Now where'd you say you're from?
[16:19] <Mysterious Heroine> ...
[16:20] <UMP-9> Oooooooh! You're one of those girls that don't look back. You want the past to live in the past, huh? Yeah, I understand. I can get that. Can't blame you.
[16:21] <UMP-9> I mean, we all got so much baggage I just say move forward! You're a rollin' stone!
[16:22] <UMP-9> We got a car smash right here a while back. Some boy going 150 miles an hour just launched it right off of chester's creek, man! It was like a superhero, just WHOOP!!! :D
[16:24] * UMP-9 keeps on driving towards town.
[16:24] *** The scene switches. It's outside a run-down, boarded-up restaurant, and someone's splashing gasoline onto the wallls!
[16:25] *** has joined #suburbansenshi3
[16:25] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa
[16:25] *** Chibi-Nat [SilentSorceress@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[16:25] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Chibi-Nat
[16:25] <Chibi-Nat> D:<
[16:25] * Chibi-Nat steps back to the middle of the parking lot and looks upon the expanse of spilled gasoline she's made
[16:26] * Chibi-Nat looks at the main sign of the place: Mina's Magicland.
[16:26] * Chibi-Nat pulls out a lighter. >:D
[16:26] *** A police siren starts ringing out a short distance away.
[16:26] <Chibi-Nat> D:
[16:27] * Chibi-Nat is quickly grabbed, cuffed, and shoved into the back of a police car.
[16:27] *** HK-416 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[16:27] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa HK-416
[16:27] <HK-416> >:(
[16:28] * HK-416 drives to a trailer-park, parks at her home, and drags Chibi-Nat out of the back of her car.
[16:29] * Chibi-Nat is NOT having fun!
[16:29] <HK-416> Oh will you just stop it!
[16:29] <Chibi-Nat> Open the door!
[16:29] <HK-416> What the hell is wrong with you?
[16:30] * HK-416 catches Chibi-Nat before she tries to run away. "OH NO YOU DON'T!"
[16:31] *** The tow-truck starts to drive past, but slows down and stops.
[16:31] <HK-416> Hey Nine, what's up?
[16:32] * UMP-9 points at the Mysterious Heroine. "This here gal had the misfortune of finding your missing zig-zags out there the hard way. I figured I'd bring them back to you.
[16:32] <HK-416> Is she all right?
[16:33] <UMP-9> Oh yeah, she's all right. Her tires aren't, but she's fine.
[16:44] <UMP-9> She's got this sweet, sweet Trans Am here that looks absolutely fantastic.
[16:44] * UMP-9 and HK-416 chat back and forth.
[16:45] * Mysterious Heroine and Chibi-Nat look at each other, sizing each other up.
[16:45] <HK-416> Nine, I don't have time for this today. ~__~;
[16:46] <HK-416> I'll get them later. Just take her and get her fixed up. I've got my hands full with Natalia here.
[16:47] * HK-416 watches as UMP-8 drives away, then pulls Chibi-Nat towards the front door and inside.
[16:47] <Chibi-Nat> Take these handcuffs off me! ~___~;
[16:47] <HK-416> Not a chance in hell.
[16:48] <HK-416> I am NOT letting you out of this trailer tonight.
[16:48] <Chibi-Nat> I hate you! D:<
[16:48] <HK-416> Oh, talk sweet to me all you want!
[16:49] * HK-416 drags Chibi-Nat over to the radiator. "Now, get down! You know the drill!"
[16:49] * HK-416 handcuffs Chibi-Nat's wrist to the radiator.
[16:50] <Chibi-Nat> O____O
[16:51] <Chibi-Nat> HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT??!?!
[16:51] * HK-416 tosses a bag at Natalia's feet.
[16:52] <HK-416> There's chips and sandwiches in there along with drinks. You can piss in the bucket right next to you. I'll be back in the morning.
[16:52] <HK-416> Try not to make a mess! >:(
[16:53] <HK-416> And don't even THINK of trying to leave here tonight or so help me I will lock you up in a cell at the station!!
[16:53] <Chibi-Nat> :O
[16:53] <Chibi-Nat> >:[
[16:53] <Chibi-Nat> YOU'RE A B[BLEEP]CH!!!
[16:53] <HK-416> Oh, I love you too, Natalia!
[16:55] * HK-416 closes the front door and gets ready to drive away, leaving Chibi-Nat alone inside.
[16:55] <Chibi-Nat> T____T
[16:55] <~> ♦ PAUSE HERE FOR NOW!
[07:29] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up!
[07:35] *** The movie resumes!!
[07:35] *** The scene: a rural town junkyard/vehicle graveyard near a small country vehicle service shop.
[07:36] * UMP-9 is driving the tow truck up to it.
[07:36] <UMP-9> :D
[07:36] <Mysterious Heroine> ...............
[07:37] *** Insert quick jumpcut - they're now inside, UMP-9 is giving the car a full look-over, and MH is looking around as she waits.
[07:38] * Mysterious Heroine pays close attention to a big corkboard on which there are a LOT of Missing Person reports.
[07:39] * Mysterious Heroine notices that all of the people missing seem to be outsiders.
[07:40] <UMP-9> Okay, it's going to be about $250 for the tow, and all four of your tires are going to need to be replaced.
[07:41] <UMP-9> Estimated total cost, about $1000.
[07:42] * Mysterious Heroine starts reaching for her wallet in her jacket. The camera catches that she's wearing a tan-colored long-sleeve dress shirt and a black skirt (another clue!). Again, the camera doesn't go anywhere near her face.
[07:42] * Mysterious Heroine pulls out her credit card.
[07:43] <UMP-9> Oh no! Cash only! And in advance!
[07:43] * Mysterious Heroine looks over at the ATM which has a grat big "Out of Order" sign taped to the front of it.
[07:46] <UMP-9> Oh. Yeah. Over there. Yeah, we ain't got no Internet here in Whosville. None of the ATMs in this town work ever since the Forest Kits sabotaging all of the transmitters for some dang reason. We were gonna hunt them all down but those little critters are sneaky little buggers!
[07:47] <UMP-9> It's like they're actively trying to make people NOT want to come to this town!
[07:47] <UMP-9> ...Ain't got the cash, huh?
[07:48] <UMP-9> Well ain't that a dilly of a pickle!:D
[07:48] <UMP-9> ...
[07:48] <UMP-9> Hmmmm. You willing to work it off?
[07:49] * Mysterious Heroine nods slightly.
[07:49] <UMP-9> Okay then! I think I know somebody who can accommodate you.
[07:50] * Mysterious Heroine goes back to her car to grab her bag of energy drinks. That bag is FILLED with them.
[07:50] * UMP-9 gets on the phone. "Hey, 45? I've got a girl for you."
[07:51] *** The scene switches and UMP-9's tow truck is pulling into the parking lot of Mina's Magicland.
[07:52] *** There's another car parked near the chained-up main doors to the restaurant, and leaning on the hood is none other than...!
[07:52] *** UMP-45 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[07:52] <@spiritflame> ohayo UMP-45
[07:53] *** Because of course! If UMP-9's in a Cheesykits film, you can bet dollars to doughnuts that 45's going to be in it too!
[07:54] <UMP-45> You the one with the flat tires? That is some bad luck for sure.
[07:55] * Mysterious Heroine and UMP-9 walk over.
[07:55] <UMP-45> My name's UMP-45. 9 there is my sister.
[07:55] <UMP-45> Welcome to Mina's Magicland!
[07:56] <UMP-9> Just letting you know, sis. This girl's not a talker.
[07:56] <UMP-45> And I respect that!
[07:57] * Mysterious Heroine is paying more attention to the graffiti painted on the walls of Mina's Magicland. She sees statements like "bulldoze this place" and "gateway to hell". Some of them look like they were put on the walls with using hundreds of paw-prints.
[07:58] <UMP-45> As you can see, business is not what it used to be.
[07:58] <UMP-45> But I am fixing to fix that! I intend to reopen the place! :D
[07:59] <UMP-45> And make Mina's better than ever! Enough pony-s[BLEEP]t, here's my offer.
[08:01] <UMP-45> You spend the night cleaning Mina's Magicland, and I will pay to have your car 100%. You come out of that place tomorrow, and your ride will be sitting where we're standing right now, fully fueled with four brand new tires.
[08:01] <UMP-45> Deal?
[08:02] * Mysterious Heroine looks up at the sign over the main doors. It's Sailor Venus for sure, looking happy and welcoming.
[08:02] * Mysterious Heroine does NOT trust that genki, happy Senshi.
[08:03] * Mysterious Heroine shakes hands with UMP-45.
[08:04] <UMP-45> Excellent! Bargained well and done!
[08:04] <UMP-45> Let's go inside!
[08:06] * UMP-45 leads MH inside the restaurant. Inside, the place is a mess, with trash scattered everywhere, signs that someone tried to do something with the place at some point but abandoned the project in the middle of it and never resumed, and all of the booth seat cushions have been ripped up.
[08:07] <UMP-45> Careful, it's a real mess in here. You'll understand why it'll be an all-nighter for you.
[08:07] *** The place looks like a cross between Chuck E Cheese and Pizza Hut.
[08:08] * UMP-45 walks up to a TV screen. "Hey, check this out."
[08:08] * UMP-45 turns it on and the old intro presentation, complete with happy music, starts playing.
[08:09] <~> ♦ Hey kids! It's Magical Mina! Welcome to my Magicland!
[08:09] <~> ♦ Come on down and meet my mystical friends!
[08:11] *** Oh dear God-Emperor...the obvious knockoffs are so bad you can almost hear Naoko Takeuchi shrieking in Japan, and the cringe hits you like too much lemon-scented Pledge.
[08:12] <~> ♦ We've got Red-Hot Raye.
[08:12] <~> ♦ Lightning Lita!
[08:13] <~> ♦ Goofy Serena!
[08:13] <~> ♦ Amazing Amy!
[08:13] <~> ♦ The mysterious Man of the Rose!
[08:13] <~> ♦ Princess Pink!
[08:14] <~> ♦ And the Moonlight Knight!
[08:15] *** Jedite, Professor Tomoe, and Haruka are probably going to be laughing their asses off when they see this part. The animatronics are clearly complete rip-offs of the Inner Senshi.
[08:16] <~> ♫ It's you birthday~! And we want you to have fun! ♫
[08:16] <UMP-45> :D
[08:16] * UMP-45 is singing along.
[08:16] *** The TV keeps going, showing scenes of the ball pit (COOL!!! THEY'VE GOT A BALL PIT HERE!!!)
[08:17] *** And chili dogs!
[08:18] *** And Forest Kits and all kinds of patrons eating those chili dogs. Even Ponies from Equestria are there, having fun with the Humans!
[08:19] <UMP-45> We had some great times! Kids laughing, smiling, eating hot dogs and pizza! Opening presents!
[08:19] <UMP-45> You know, UMP-9 even worked here back in those days. She loves children.
[08:20] * UMP-45 leads MH into the main room and the stage, where ALL of the animatronics stand or sit motionless, looking dusty and forelorn.
[08:22] <UMP-45> You know the story, right? Well...some of these little BA[BLEEP]RDS start crawling over the characters and accidents happen. A couple of lawsuits later from "Karen Coalitions" and Wham-Bam-F[BLEEP]K YOU MA'AM, we're out of business.
[08:22] <UMP-45> Shut us right now.
[08:22] <UMP-45> ^right down
[08:23] * Mysterious Heroine examines the Knock-off Senshi. She does NOT trust them.
[08:23] * Mysterious Heroine starts to follow UMP-45.
[08:24] *** Magical Mina creaks as she turns her upper torso slightly.
[08:25] * UMP-45 leads MH to a BIG break-room/storage room. The shelves are packed with cleaning supplies.
[08:26] <UMP-45> This should be enough for you for one night. Broom, mop, bucket, drain snake, Windex, rags...whatever you need, it should be here. If there's anything lacking, just make a note of it to me for the morning.
[08:27] <UMP-45> Oh! Look here! :D
[08:27] *** There's a small stack of Mina's Magicland t-shirts!
[08:28] * UMP-45 holds one up to HM. "Congratulations!" :D
[08:28] <UMP-45> You!
[08:28] <UMP-45> Are officially!
[08:28] <UMP-45> On staff! :D
[08:29] <UMP-45> Well, it's gonna be dark soon. I'll be back in the morning with that car of yours, ready to go.
[08:29] <UMP-45> Help yourself to whatever you can find in the kitchen. It's on the house!
[08:29] <UMP-45> And be sure to take breaks!
[08:29] <UMP-45> Always good to pace yourself.
[08:30] *** The scene switches to back outside. 45 and 9 are padlocking the front doors again.
[08:31] <UMP-45> All right, 9. Let's get the heck outta here.
[08:31] *** UMP-45 has left #suburbansenshi3 (I can't stand to hear a grown woman scream.)
[08:31] <UMP-45> ♦ PAUSE HERE FOR NOW!
[08:32] <The Cheesykits Projector> ^
[07:39] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up!
[07:42] *** The film resumes!!!!!!
[07:43] *** New scene: it's back at the home of HK-416 and Natalia, and a bunch of new people are hurrying towards the front door.
[07:44] *** Kazuma has joined #suburbansenshi3
[07:44] <@spiritflame> ohayo Kazuma
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[07:44] <@spiritflame> ohayo
[07:44] *** has joined #suburbansenshi3
[07:44] <@spiritflame> ohayo
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[07:44] <@spiritflame> ohayo
[07:44] *** ~Darkness has joined #suburbansenshi3
[07:44] <@spiritflame> ohayo ~Darkness
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[07:44] <@spiritflame> ohayo ~Aqua
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[07:45] <@spiritflame> ohayo Megumin
[07:45] *** YunYun has joined #suburbansenshi3
[07:45] <@spiritflame> ohayo YunYun
[07:45] *** Hey! It's the entire main cast of Konosuba!! They weren't cast as extras in this one!
[07:46] * Kazuma knocks on one of the windows and peers inside. "Natalia! Are you in there?!"
[07:46] <Chibi-Nat> :O
[07:47] <Chibi-Nat> Yes! I'm here! Help me get out!
[07:47] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Darkness is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[07:47] <~Darkness> Hold on!
[07:48] * ~Darkness charges at the door to try and break it down. Instead, she slams into it with a loud THUD and bounces off of it so hard she nearly falls to the ground.
[07:49] <YunYun> That looked painful.
[07:49] <~Darkness>
It was~! :D
[07:50] * ~Aqua just tries the door. It's actually unlocked. HK-416 didn't lock it when she left.
[07:51] * ~Aqua goes inside and sees Chibi-Nat chained to the radiator. With a BUCKET next to her.
[07:51] <~Aqua> D:
[07:52] <YunYun> Was she going to leave you like this all night?!
[07:52] <Megumin> She got you a bucket? That b[BLEEP]ch is wicked!
[07:53] <Kazuma> o___O
[07:53] <~Darkness> Awww, Natalia! Are you all right? D:
[07:54] * Chibi-Nat looks at how Darkness is rubbing her shoulder. "Are YOU all right?"
[07:55] *** The Konosuba Gang start searching through the trailer home.
[07:55] <YunYun> I found a screwdriver!
[07:55] <~Aqua> That's not going to help...
[07:56] * Kazuma opens the refrigerator for some reason.
[07:56] <~Aqua> That's not going to help...!
[07:57] <~Darkness> They're out of toilet paper in the bathroom!
[07:57] <~Aqua> THAT'S NOT GOING TO HELP!
[07:57] * Megumin goes over to Chibi-Nat, smiling.
[07:59] * Megumin pulls out a handcuff key and gets to work unlocking the cuffs on Chibi-Nat's wrist. It's even one of the keys designed for modern handcuffs (which have an internal locking button).
[07:59] <Chibi-Nat> You have keys for handcuffs?
[08:00] <Megumin> You'd be amazed how often we wind up needing to have them.
[08:01] * Chibi-Nat gets free and stands up, trying to look decisive.
[08:02] *** Nice try, Nata. You look like you're barely ten years old, and your fox ears make you look adorable instead.
[08:03] <Chibi-Nat> Thanks for the help, everyone. Come on. We're late. It's started. They've got someone picked out already.
[08:04] <~Aqua> Huh? Are you sure?
[08:04] <Chibi-Nat> She was with UMP-9 in her truck, so she's probably inside Mina's right now.
[08:05] <Kazuma> Let's go then!
[08:05] <~Darkness> Time to burn that place!
[08:05] <Megumin>
Buuuuuuurrrrrn~!
[08:06] <Chibi-Nat> Hey! Everyone! This isn't JUST for your entertainment!
[08:06] <Chibi-Nat> This should be for doing what's right and putting an end to this nightmare.
[08:06] <Kazuma> It's gotta be a LITTLE entertaining!
[08:07] <Kazuma> Look, Nata. I wanna see those freak ba[BLEEP]rds die for what I've seen them do.
[08:07] <YunYun> ...What have you seen them do?
[08:10] <Kazuma> I think they sent Sylvia after me that once time... O____O
[08:14] <Chibi-Nat> GUYS! If we're doing this, we're going to do this as a mission with a clear objective. Not a field trip or an excuse for Megumin to randomly blow things up.
[08:15] <Megumin> But I like randomly blowing things up.
[08:15] <Kazuma> Okay, let's do it.
[08:15] <Kazuma> Let's blow up Mina's Magicland for all the RIGHT reasons!
[08:16] *** Everyone starts filing out of the trailer home and towards YunYun's car.
[08:17] *** MEANWHILE, back at Mina's Magicland, the Mysterious Heroine finishes putting on a Magicland t-shirt and gets to work on the massive task ahead of her.
[08:18] * Mysterious Heroine starts cleaning the jutebox. The dust on the flat surfaces is pretty thick; no one's touched it since the restaurant got boarded up.
[08:19] * Mysterious Heroine starts cleaning the pictures of the various characters. She pauses to glare at the picture of the Moonlight Knight.
[08:19] * Mysterious Heroine does NOT TRUST the Moonlight Knight.
[08:20] * Mysterious Heroine focuses for now on the main entrance foyer for starters.
[08:21] *** For a moment, the animatronics on the stage turn slightly to face MH.
[08:22] * Mysterious Heroine goes into the kitchen area for the first time. It's pretty messy, just like everything else. At least everything's WORKING.
[08:23] * Mysterious Heroine goes over to the refrigerator and puts her energy drinks inside. At least they'll be nice and cold.
[08:24] * Mysterious Heroine starts cleaning in the kitchen, too. First she takes care of the ovens, then turns the sinks on and gets to work cleaning all of the remaining cups and dishes. Fortunately, the cups and dishes are merely dusty.
[08:25] *** Insert the distinctive sound of a countdown timer going off.
[08:25] <Mysterious Heroine> !
[08:25] * Mysterious Heroine looks at her watch. Break time!
[08:26] * Mysterious Heroine gets one of her energy drinks, cracks it open, and drinks it down as she paces around the room, examining her progress so far.
[08:27] * Mysterious Heroine sees something in the corner, covered by a tarp.
[08:27] *** It's an old-fashioned pinball machine. An official Mina's Magicland pinball machine.
[08:27] <Mysterious Heroine> !!!
[08:27] * Mysterious Heroine examines the pinball machine closely.
[08:29] * Mysterious Heroine very gently and carefully runs her hands over the controls. The plunger? Nice and responsive. The pedal buttons? Seem to work fine. There's a little dust on it, but it wouldn't take much effort to make this thing shine like it was brand-new.
[08:30] * Mysterious Heroine keeps admiring the engineering of it until her alarm goes off again. BREAK TIME OVER!
[08:31] * Mysterious Heroine gets back to work in the main entrance area, mopping the floor.
[08:32] *** Creak...
[08:32] <Mysterious Heroine> >___>
[08:32] * Mysterious Heroine gets back to mopping.
[08:33] * Lightning Lita is no longer on the stage!!!
[08:33] * Mysterious Heroine stops and turns around.
[08:33] * Mysterious Heroine sees Lightning Lita standing in a corner of the room where she's in!
[08:35] * Mysterious Heroine goes over to investigate. Yup..."Lightning Lita" is clearly a Sailor Jupiter knockoff, probably based on the same deviation that had Sailors Uranus and Neptune as "Cousins".
[08:35] * Mysterious Heroine taps Lightning Lita with her mop handle.
[08:36] * Lightning Lita suddenly moves! And she's NOT moving with jerky, laughable moves either!!
[08:36] <Lightning Lita> /AGNST I'M GONNA FEAST ON YOUR FACE!!!! >:D
[08:37] * Lightning Lita SWINGS at her prey, going for a knockout blow upside the head!!
[08:37] * Mysterious Heroine just parries it with her mop.
[08:37] * Lightning Lita goes for a right-hook!
[08:38] * Mysterious Heroine parries that too!
[08:39] *** The two of them start fighting in earnest now. Lightning Lita keeps swinging and punching at MH, and MH just stands her ground, blocking and parrying the blows with seemingly effortless ease.
[08:40] * Mysterious Heroine staggers a little as one of Lightning Lita's fists catches her cheek just below her eye-patch, gashing the skin.
[08:41] <Mysterious Heroine> ....
[08:41] <Lightning Lita> >:D
[08:42] * Mysterious Heroine starts to grin and her expression turns from bemused detachment to absolute glee.
[08:42] * Mysterious Heroine SNAPS the mop in half and grips both halves tighter in her hands.
[08:43] * Lightning Lita suddenly realizes that THIS prey isn't behaving like ANY of the others in the past!
[08:43] <Lightning Lita> D:
[08:45] * Mysterious Heroine starts SMACKING the CRAP out of Lightning Lita; jabbing, parrying, stabbing, slamming. Knees, neck, wrists, solar plexus...she starts targeting different areas of Lightning Lita's anatomy with vicious precision.
[08:46] * Lightning Lita isn't a person, but her body registers the damage! All of her articulation zones are being systematically disabled by prey that's now moving TWICE as fast as she can and is now hitting THREE TIMES as hard as before!
[08:46] * Lightning Lita falls to the ground!
[08:48] * Mysterious Heroine drops down next to her and PINS her head down with one hand...then starts SMASHING her in the head with the other. Over and over and over and over!
[08:48] *** Again and again! Five, six, seven, eight...TEN! FIFTEEN! TWENTY!!!
[08:49] * Mysterious Heroine throws both halves of the broken mop aside and grabs hold of Lightning Lita's head!
[08:51] * Mysterious Heroine just SNAPS Lightning Lita's head so hard it's almost disconnected from her shoulders.
[08:51] <Mysterious Heroine> >:[
[08:53] * Mysterious Heroine gets back up, goes to the supply room, and changes into a clean t-shirt. The one she HAD been wearing got completely soaked by the grease and oil that'd been squirting off of Lightning Lita's body while she'd been beating it.
[08:54] * Mysterious Heroine resumes cleaning. Now she's got something NEW added onto her clean-up list.
[08:54] <~> ♦ PAUSE HERE FOR NOW!
[08:55] <~> ♦ We'll continue with the next part TOMORROW at the same time as part of the Morning Hello, so please join us!
[08:55] <~> ♦ Or at the very least, follow along from the Sidebar!
[08:56] <~> ♦ In the meantime, have a good day!
[07:30] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up!
[07:31] *** The movie resumes! The scene has switched to the small police department of this equally tiny town. It's nighttime now, and the streets are deserted.
[07:32] * HK-416 is sitting at a desk, looking like she's trying to meditate the night away.
[07:32] *** G-11 has joined #suburbansenshi3
[07:32] <@spiritflame> ohayo G-11
[07:33] * G-11 is sitting in the chair opposite from HK-416, looking like she's trying to stay awake.
[07:33] <G-11> Uhhhh, 416?
[07:34] <G-11> Why'd you request the State to send backup for just one night to curfew a town the size of a postage stamp?
[07:35] <G-11> I mean, I like the overtime and the free energy drinks.
[07:35] <HK-416> Double overtime.
[07:36] <G-11> ..................
[07:36] <G-11> So?
[07:36] <G-11> What's the plan the rest of the evening?
[07:36] * HK-416 points at the phone.
[07:36] <HK-416> See that phone?
[07:36] <HK-416> We're gonna sit here and pray it doesn't ring.
[07:37] *** Scene switch - Back to Mina's
[07:38] * Mysterious Heroine is bagging up some more trash.
[07:38] *** That trash happens to be the destroyed, dismembered remains of Lightning Lita.
[07:39] * Mysterious Heroine pulls the bag over to the rear doors of the restaurant and tries to push them open, but they're securely locked and chained from the outside.
[07:39] <Mysterious Heroine> ...
[07:39] * Mysterious Heroine just leaves the bag by the doors for later.
[07:39] *** Her alarm goes off. Break time!
[07:40] * Mysterious Heroine hurries to the kitchen, where she thoroughy washes all of that oil and grease off of her hands again, then it's energy drink time!
[07:40] * Mysterious Heroine gulps down another whole can. ^______^
[07:41] * Mysterious Heroine smiles as she turns to that pinball machine again.
[07:42] * Mysterious Heroine slowly and carefully begins to wipe down and polish the surface of the pinball machine, taking her time to get the corners and make sure the glass surface is streak-free.
[07:44] *** She winds up spending her ENTIRE break on that pinball machine, smiling the entire time as she steadily restores it.
[07:44] *** Annnnnnnd...the alarm goes off again. Break over! Back to work!
[07:44] * Mysterious Heroine pushes open the door into the Men's Bathroom and turns on the lights.
[07:45] *** As expected, it's a mess. There's graffiti on the walls and most of it's death themed. Plus there's lots and lots of paw prints everywhere.
[07:46] * Mysterious Heroine pulls out the cans and spray bottles of paint remover and cleanser and gets to work.
[07:47] *** Insert sped-up sequence of MH slowly but surely removing all of the graffiti. It's definitely taking time and effort, too
[07:47] * Mysterious Heroine also cleans and polishes the sinks, the urinals, and the toilet stalls.
[07:48] *** Finally, it's looking GOOD in there.
[07:48] * Mysterious Heroine stops as she hears...music?
[07:48] <Mysterious Heroine> ???
[07:48] * Mysterious Heroine hurries out into the main area.
[07:49] <~> ♫ Clap your hands and stomp your feet~! ♫
[07:49] <~> ♫ Dance along unto the beat~! ♫
[07:50] <~> ♫ Whistle loud! Whistle whoa! ♫
[07:50] <~> ♫ Sway your hips and here we go~! ♫
[07:50] *** The animatronics are on and performing!
[07:50] <Mysterious Heroine> :/
[07:52] <Magical Mina> ♦ Hey, gang! I hear there's a birthday girl in the audience tonight!
[07:52] <~> ♫ It's your birthday! And we want you to have fun~! ♫
[07:52] <~> ♫ It's your birthday, so let's party everyone~! ♫
[07:53] <Mysterious Heroine> >:/
[07:53] * Mysterious Heroine turns off the power switch, cutting power to the stage.
[07:53] *** The singing dies down to a tortured warble before dying completely.
[07:54] <Mysterious Heroine> :D
[07:54] *** The door to the Men's Bathroom suddenly closes by itself.
[07:54] <Mysterious Heroine> :/
[07:55] * Mysterious Heroine goes inside and looks around.
[07:55] *** SOMETHING HAS CHANGED! There's a new spot of graffiti in the bathroom where MH had DEFINITELY cleaned!
[07:56] *** In one of the mirrors, a message has been printed in grease: "IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY"
[07:56] * Mysterious Heroine just goes over to the mirror and starts wiping it clean.
[07:56] *** ALL of the bathroom stall doors close at once.
[07:57] <~> - Let's play Hide and Seek~! -
[07:57] <~> - You'll never find me! -
[07:57] <Mysterious Heroine> ~__~;
[07:58] <~> - I'm going to rip your eyes out, and feast on you soul~! -
[07:58] * Mysterious Heroine goes over to the first stall.
[07:59] * Mysterious Heroine kicks the door open!
[07:59] *** Nothing inside.
[07:59] <~> - You're as icy as an igloo! -
[07:59] * Mysterious Heroine moves to the next stall and pushes open the door.
[08:00] *** Nothing inside, just like the last one.
[08:00] <~> - Happy day~! You're getting warmer. -
[08:01] * Mysterious Heroine moves on to the next stall and pushes the door open.
[08:01] *** Nothing inside.
[08:01] <~> - You're as hot as a pancake on a griddle! And just as yummy! -
[08:02] * Mysterious Heroine goes to the LAST stall.
[08:02] * Mysterious Heroine opens the door and finds...her bucket of bathroom cleaning supplies carefully placed ON the toilet.
[08:02] <Mysterious Heroine> :/
[08:03] *** Suddenly, something swings down from the CEILING and slams into HM, sending her flying backwards into the wall!
[08:04] * Red-hot Raye cackles maniacally as she twitches unnervingly, then lurches towards MH!
[08:04] * Red-hot Raye is, like all of the other characters at this place, basically "Discount Sailor Mars".
[08:05] * Red-hot Raye LEAPS onto MH and starts bashing, slamming, pummelling, and basically doing everything she can to overwhelm and NOT give her victim a chance to fight back!
[08:06] * Mysterious Heroine DOES start fighting back!
[08:07] *** Elbow, backhand, sternum jab, punch to the face, shove! MH quickly pushes Red-Hot Raye back a few steps and gets some distance.
[08:07] * Mysterious Heroine CLEARLY knows how to fight in close quarters!
[08:08] * Red-hot Raye THROWS MH into the stall, the door closing from the force of the movement.
[08:08] <Red-hot Raye> >:D
[08:08] * Red-hot Raye pushes the door open with comical slowness.
[08:08] <Red-hot Raye> >:D
[08:09] * Red-hot Raye suddenly gets a plunger stabbed into the middle of her face.
[08:09] <Red-hot Raye> >__<
[08:09] <Mysterious Heroine> >:D
[08:09] * Mysterious Heroine keeps that plunger stuck onto the middle of Raye's face and shoves her back into the wall!
[08:10] * Mysterious Heroine keeps using that plunger to give her some extra reach AND as leverage to shove the animatronic around!
[08:11] * Red-hot Raye is shoved back into one of the sinks so hard that the mirror is shattered! >__<;
[08:12] * Mysterious Heroine shoves Red-hot Raye into the urinals! Oh god no, not that! Anything but that!
[08:13] * Red-hot Raye gets her head shoved all the way into one of the urinals!!!
[08:13] <Red-hot Raye> D:
[08:13] <Red-hot Raye> - BUT WE'RE FRIENDS!!! -
[08:14] <Mysterious Heroine> >:D
[08:15] * Mysterious Heroine STOMPS on Raye's shoulders so hard that her head is forced back over ninety degrees!
[08:15] * Mysterious Heroine stomps AGAIN!!
[08:16] *** CRUNCH!!!
[08:17] *** Grease explodes everywhere, geysering out of the stump where Red-hot Raye's head USED to be just like it would if she'd been an actual Human.
[08:18] <Mysterious Heroine> ...
[08:18] * Mysterious Heroine looks around at the bathroom. Specifically, at the grease spatter, the broken mirror, AND the wrecked urinal.
[08:18] <Mysterious Heroine> ~___~;
[08:19] * Mysterious Heroine goes to get ANOTHER clean t-shirt, then gets to work bagging up the dismembered remains of Red-hot Raye and places her next to Lightning Lita by the rear doors.
[08:20] * Mysterious Heroine pauses and looks around.
[08:21] *** The main area of the restaurant is dark, but one light remains stubbornly lit, and it's shining directly on Magical Mina on the stage.
[08:22] * Mysterious Heroine just LOOKS at Magical Mina. For the next minute, it's a stare-off between the two of them. Like they're sizing each other up.
[08:22] *** MH's alarm goes off again. Break time!
[08:22] * Mysterious Heroine heads to the kitchen and guzzles down yet another of her energy drinks. She really likes them.
[08:24] * Mysterious Heroine spends time washing her hands thoroughly AGAIN to get all of Red-hot Raye ichor off of them. Jeez, for a bunch of machines those animatronics sure squirt a lot.
[08:24] * Mysterious Heroine goes over to the pinball machine. NOW she starts to play it, and it's working just fine.
[08:24] <Mysterious Heroine> :D
[08:25] *** The alarm goes off again. Break's over!
[08:26] * Mysterious Heroine crumples up the can of her drink, tosses it in the trash, and gets back to work.
[08:27] *** The scene switches! It's outside the restaurant and a pickup truck as just pulled up in the parking lot.
[08:27] *** Chibi-Nat [SilentSorceress@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[08:27] <@spiritflame> ohayo Chibi-Nat
[08:27] <Chibi-Nat> >:(
[08:28] * Chibi-Nat is joined by Darkness, Aqua, YunYun, Kazuma, and Megumin.
[08:29] * Megumin giggles as she sees the cans of gasoline they all brought with them. THERE'S GOAN BE SOME ARSON TONIGHT!!!
[08:30] *** Everyone gets to work pouring gasoline onto the walls and foundation of the building.
[08:30] <Kazuma> Can you NOT pour gas on top of my gas, Darkness?
[08:31] <YunYun> Megumin...are you PANTING?
[08:31] <Megumin>
Yes~! >:D
[08:32] <Megumin>
If this works, all this gasoline is going to make this place EXPLODE~!!!
[08:32] <Chibi-Nat> Hey wait! That girl from earlier might still be inside!
[08:32] <Chibi-Nat> We gotta get her out first!
[08:33] <Chibi-Nat> Check the windows. See if you can spot her.
[08:33] *** Everyone spreads out to try and look through the windows of the place. Most are boarded up completely, but a few have gaps in the boards.
[08:34] * ~Aqua sees MH on her knees in front of an oven, leaning inside to scrub the interior.
[08:34] <~Aqua> :O
[08:34] * ~Aqua starts knocking on the window.
[08:35] <~Aqua> Hey! HEY! YOU IN THERE!
[08:35] * Myterious Heroine comes over to look out the window.
[08:35] <Mysterious Heroine> ^
[08:36] * Chibi-Nat hurries over. "You found her? She's alive?"
[08:36] <~Aqua> Looks like it.
[08:36] <Chibi-Nat> Miss! You've gotta get out of there! It's not safe!
[08:37] * Mysterious Heroine just goes back to work.
[08:37] <YunYun> ...Well that was rude. :/
[08:38] <Kazuma> If she doesn't want to be safe, that's her choice.
[08:38] <Chibi-Nat> Too bad! I want to get her out of there.
[08:38] <Megumin> You want to go in there with those things?
[08:39] <~Darkness> Look, if she wants to be cremated, that's her business!
[08:39] <~Darkness> ...
[08:39] <~Darkness>
Ooo. Cremation! :D
[08:40] <Chibi-Nat> I'm sorry, but I'm not okay with letting somebody burn alive in there if we can do something about it.
[08:41] <Chibi-Nat> I'll try to find some way to get inside to get her. YOU all try to find a way to get us OUT of there.
[08:42] *** Scene switch. It's back inside the restaurant and MH is busy scrubbing the surface of a grill when she hears something thudding above in the ceiling.
[08:43] * Chibi-Nat is crawling through the air ducts.
[08:44] *** Magical Mina opens her eyes. She's ALSO aware of someone thudding above in the ceiling.
[08:46] * Chibi-Nat crawls up to a random vent and pushes it off its moorings, then crawls out into a room that's decorated like a forest.
[08:46] <Chibi-Nat> >__>
[08:46] <Chibi-Nat> <__<
[08:47] *** Mist starts to be projected from several vents in the walls, and the whole room becomes cloudy.
[08:47] *** Soon, the "forest room" is filled with mist.
[08:49] <~> I've waited so long for someone small like me to play with!
[08:49] <Chibi-Nat> <__<;
[08:49] <Chibi-Nat> >__>;
[08:49] *** SUDDENLY~!
[08:49] *** Princess Pink has joined #suburbansenshi3
[08:49] <@spiritflame> ohayo Princess Pink
[08:50] * Princess Pink is...yup, you guessed it. Knockoff Chibi-Usa.
[08:50] <Princess Pink> Wanna come to by forest palace to play?
[08:51] <Chibi-Nat> Nuh-uh! Not today, girlfriend!
[08:52] * Chibi-Nat punches at Princess Pink, but misses as the animatronic just ZIPS out of there!
[08:52] * Chibi-Nat screams as she's SLAMMED from behind!
[08:53] <Mysterious Heroine> ...!!
[08:53] * Mysterious Heroine HEARD THAT!
[08:53] * Kazuma and everyone else of the Konosuba Gang heard that, too!
[08:53] <Kazuma> That was Nata! We've gotta get in there!
[08:54] <~Aqua> Uhhhh, not really.
[08:54] <YunYun> Are you serious, Aqua? We can't leave her in there!
[08:56] <~Aqua> You want to go INSIDE with the Demon-Dolls of Pizza Hell?!?!
[08:57] <~Darkness> Well I'm not leaving her in there by herself! If the Useless Goddess wants to leave, fine!
[08:58] * Kazuma spots a ladder leading up to the roof. Odd...the metal plate that would normally be in place to obstruct the lower part of the ladder isn't there.
[08:58] <Kazuma> There! Let's go!
[08:59] *** The Konosuba Gang quickly hurries up onto the roof.
[08:59] <The Cheesykits Projector> ♦ PAUSE HERE FOR NOW!
[09:00] <The Cheesykits Projector> ♦ That's all the time we have for this morning, but there will be MORE Cheesykits tomorrow! And a LONGER afternoon event is planned for later this week!
[09:00] <The Cheesykits Projector> ♦ Tune in to the Morning Hello tomorrow for another episode and further updates
[09:01] <The Cheesykits Projector> ♦ Until then, Cheesykits Productions hopes you all have a good day!
[17:08] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[17:12] *** The movie resumes!
[17:12] * Mysterious Heroine walks into the Forest Room and looks around.
[17:13] * Mysterious Heroine sees grease and oil drippings on the ground.
[17:14] * Mysterious Heroine is suddenly knocked to the ground as something hands on her head from above!
[17:14] *** Chibi-Nat (fox form) has joined #suburbansenshi3
[17:14] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Chibi-Nat (fox form)
[17:14] <Chibi-Nat (fox form)> o___o
[17:15] * Chibi-Nat (fox form) hops down off of MH's head and drops to the ground.
[17:15] * Chibi-Nat (fox form) POOFS!!!
[17:15] * Chibi-Nat (fox form) is now known as Chibi-Nat
[17:15] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Chibi-Nat is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[17:16] <Chibi-Nat> Thank goodness you're still alive!
[17:16] <Chibi-Nat> We've gotta get you out of here. My friends are outside trying to make a way out for us.
[17:16] <Chibi-Nat> I stabbed that Princess Pink b[BLEEP]ch but I don't think that'll keep her away for long.
[17:17] * Mysterious Heroine looks at Chibi-Nat appraisingly, then walks away back towards the kitchen.
[17:18] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Chibi-Nat is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[17:18] <Chibi-Nat> D:
[17:19] <Chibi-Nat> Hey! Where are you going?!
[17:19] * Chibi-Nat follows after her.
[17:21] * Mysterious Heroine walks back into the main area of the restaurant just as the part of the ceiling collapses! Directly over the Ball Pit, too!
[17:21] *** ~Darkness has joined #suburbansenshi3
[17:21] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa ~Darkness
[17:21] *** ~Aqua has joined #suburbansenshi3
[17:21] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa ~Aqua
[17:22] *** Kazuma has joined #suburbansenshi3
[17:22] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Kazuma
[17:22] *** YunYun has joined #suburbansenshi3
[17:22] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa YunYun
[17:22] *** Megumin has joined #suburbansenshi3
[17:22] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Megumin
[17:22] <~Aqua> GREAT JOB! STUPID KAZUMA!
[17:23] <Kazuma> It's not my fault Darkness weighs so much in that armor she's always wearing!
[17:23] <~Darkness> What?!
[17:24] <Kazuma> You heard me!! Between you, that armor, and all of that emotional baggage you're always carrying, you weigh more than the rest of us put together!
[17:24] <~Darkness> D:
[17:24] <~Darkness> SO CRUEL!
[17:25] <~Darkness>
I love it~!
[17:25] * Chibi-Nat rushes in and stops.
[17:25] <Chibi-Nat> Wha?!
[17:25] <Chibi-Nat> How'd you all get in here?!
[17:25] <Megumin> Just figured we'd drop in...
[17:26] <Chibi-Nat> I thought we agreed you'd stay outside and figure a way for me and the other girl to get back out?
[17:26] <YunYun> The roof caved in on us... T___T
[17:27] *** The music starts to play and the animatronics on the stage start to dance.
[17:29] <~> ♫ We're all friends~! We like to play~! Play, play, play every night and day~! ♫
[17:29] * Chibi-Nat sees Princess Pink is back on the stage!
[17:30] <Chibi-Nat> That's the b[BLEEP]ch that tried to get me! >:[
[17:30] * Chibi-Nat tries to charge, but is grabbed from behind and picked up!
[17:30] <Mysterious Heroine> >:/
[17:31] * Mysterious Heroine pulls Natalia away from the animatronics to the other side of the room
[17:31] <Kazuma> Hey! Put her down!
[17:31] * Kazuma gets pushed aside by MH.
[17:32] *** There's plenty of babbling as MH ignores them all and puts Natalia down inside one of the booths and just glares at her reproachfully.
[17:33] <Chibi-Nat> Will someone help me convince her that we're trying to save her life?!
[17:33] <YunYun> Wait...
[17:33] * YunYun does a count.
[17:33] <YunYun> There's six of them up there.
[17:33] <YunYun> Isn't there supposed to be eight of them?
[17:33] <Megumin> Yeah, two are missing.
[17:34] *** Everyone looks around and sees the piles of garbage bags stacked by the back doors.
[17:34] *** Part of Lightning Lita's head is sticking out of one of them.
[17:34] <Megumin> O___O
[17:35] <~Darkness> :O
[17:35] <~Aqua> D:
[17:35] <YunYun> o___O
[17:35] <Kazuma> ...Oh, that's freaking badass!
[17:36] * Mysterious Heroine looks back at Natalia.
[17:36] <Chibi-Nat> Okay, this is good! We're communicating! Sharing our feelings!
[17:37] * Mysterious Heroine walks towards the Kitchen.
[17:39] * Chibi-Nat follows, along with YunYun, Aqua, and Kazuma.
[17:40] * Megumin and Darkness stay in the main area, listening to the animatronics.
[17:40] <Megumin> ♫ Have you been to our Super Happy Fun Room yet? ♫
[17:40] <~> ^
[17:41] <~> ♫ Well, what are you waiting for?! ♫
[17:42] <~> ♫ The Super Happy Fun Room is super happy fun! Join us in the Fun Room, where you'll be Number One! ♫
[17:42] <~> ♫ Popcorn, cake, and hot dogs...soda, candy too! ♫
[17:42] <~> ♫ The Super Happy Fun Room is waiting there for you! ♫
[17:43] <~Darkness> Hot dogs...?!
[17:43] <Megumin> I heard that this place had the BEST hot dogs EVER back in the day.
[17:43] <~Darkness> You don't think they still have some, do you?
[17:43] * Megumin laughs.
[17:44] <Megumin> If they did, they'd be stale as anything and probably give you the WORST case of the s[BLEEP]ts.
[17:44] <~Darkness> ...
[17:44] * ~Darkness heads for the Super Happy Fun Room!
[17:44] * Megumin rushes after her!
[17:45] *** Meanwhile, in the kitchen, everyone is trying to talk to the Mysterious Heroine.
[17:46] <Chibi-Nat> Look, I know the crappy story they told to you. That if you help clean up this place tonight, they'll get you new tires by tomorrow morning.
[17:46] <Chibi-Nat> It's a lie!
[17:46] <Chibi-Nat> They've told the same story to so many other people over the last ten years.
[17:47] <Chibi-Nat> They baited you! You're here to be a sacrifice!
[17:47] <Chibi-Nat> You're here to be eaten and killed! Do you understand that?
[17:48] <Mysterious Heroine> This town has a dark history.
[17:48] <Chibi-Nat> ^
[17:48] * Mysterious Heroine is coiling up some cables and electrical cords.
[17:49] <Chibi-Nat> And that history starts with this horrible place.
[17:49] *** The historical montage sequence begins, showing a scene of the interior of Mina's Magicland back when it was operating normally.
[17:50] *** The Forest Room is home to a bunch of Forest Kits who play with visiting children. It's basically a fox cafe!
[17:51] *** Other children are in the main seating area, eating pizza and hot dogs and having a genuinely good time. There's even some Ponies from Equestria there!
[17:51] *** Everyone is getting along.
[17:52] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> Mina's may seem like a happy-go-lucky child's play-place, and once upon a time, I was.
[17:52] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> Then it became much, much more than that.
[17:54] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> This place was built almost 15 years ago, the brainchild of a certain lady named Marisa Kirisame.
[17:57] *** Marisa Kirisame has joined #suburbansenshi3
[17:57] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Marisa Kirisame
[17:57] *** Marisa Kirisame has joined #suburbansenshi3
[17:57] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Marisa Kirisame
[17:58] * Marisa Kirisame shows up in the montage, looking every bit the same as she always has!
[17:58] <Marisa Kirisame> ^___~
[17:58] * Marisa Kirisame looks around at everyone playing and having a good time.
[17:59] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> If that name sounds familiar? It should. She's one of Gensokyo's most dedicated and ruthless Youkai Hunters. And Mina's Magicland was like a MAGNET for Youkai.
[18:00] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> Marisa spent most of her time cultivating similar sickos.
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[18:00] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Reimu Hakurei
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[18:01] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Alice Margatroid
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[18:01] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Patchouli Knowledge
[18:01] *** has joined #suburbansenshi3
[18:01] <@spiritflame> konbanwa
[18:01] *** Sakuya Izayoi [PerfectandElegant Maid@EnclaveFedCom.Net (pirated)] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[18:01] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Sakuya Izayoi
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[18:02] <@spiritflame> konbanwa
[18:02] *** Fujiwara no Mokou [CrimsonWatchguard@FedComNet(pirated server)] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[18:02] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Fujiwara no Mokou
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[18:02] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Aya Shameimaru
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[18:03] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Hatate Himekaidou
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[18:03] <@spiritflame> konbanwa
[18:03] *** Reisen Udongein Inaba [LunaticMoonRabbit@FedCom.Net (Pirated Serve] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[18:03] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Reisen Udongein Inaba
[18:04] *** Wait?! Reisen's being called a "sicko"? BLASPHEMY! HERESY!! Reisen is life! Reisen is love!
[18:05] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> I mean, these were the most intense Youkai Hunters imaginable.
[18:05] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> Often, Marisa and her gang would whisk away unsuspecting families to the "Super Happy Fun Room".
[18:10] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> Once inside, the families would be treated to a birthday cake and a private show by Magical Mina and her special friends.
[18:10] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> The shows would all end the same way...
[18:11] *** The scene now is of a group of Ponies in the room, with all of the animatronic characters gathering around them.
[18:13] *** Insert closeup of Marisa and Reimu both grinning fiendishly as they move in behind...OH S[BLEEP]T!!! It's Applejack, Big McIntosh, Granny Smith, and Apple Bloom!!! It's Apple Bloom's birthday! NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!!!
[18:14] * Sakuya Izayoi brandishes her knives!
[18:16] *** Big McIntosh "screams" horribly as Mokou (dressed as Tuxedo Mask) leaps onto his back and starts pummeling him ruthlessly!!!
[18:18] *** Applejack flails wildly as she's "stabbed" repeatedly by Sakuya!!
[18:18] *** Apple Blossom's getting taken down by both Reisen and Alice!!! OH THE HORROR!! THE HORROR!!!
[18:19] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> After numerous missing persons (and missing Ponies) reports, and suspicious smells coming from the inside of Mina's...the law felt it was time to investigate.
[18:20] *** The flashback scene changes: INSERT THE T-DOLLS!!!!!
[18:21] *** Multiple police cars and vans swarm into the parking lot. The front doors of Mina's Magicland are kicked in and M4A1, RO-635, ST AR-15, and Sopmod-2 lead the charge into the restaurant!!
[18:22] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> Marisa and her gang refused to be taken alive.
[18:23] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> After the police entered the Super Happy Fun Room, they discovered that Marisa and her buddies had performed some kind of suicide ritual.
[18:25] *** Insert scene of Marisa and her friends all laying on the floor inside various parts of a magic circle (likely created by Patchouli).
[18:25] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> Instead of surrendering, they decided to take their own lives.
[18:28] *** The camera focuses in on the cups they all have in their hands. Wait ...that's not poison! That's β¨-Brand!!!!!
[18:29] *** THEY'RE ALL DRUNKER THAN SUIKA ON A FESTIVAL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
[18:29] *** A random Sopmod-Junya sips at some of the leftover liquid and immediately flops over, passed-out drunk.
[18:31] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> Those familiar with rituals like that speculate that it was some sort of a katra-transfer energy, where the memories and consciousness of the living relocate into non-living constructs. In this case...the animatronic robots.
[18:32] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> Years later, Mina's reopens.
[18:32] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> With a new owner...UMP-45
[18:32] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> 45 does her best to keep the current public unaware of its horrific past.
[18:33] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> Things went wrong right from the start. Some would say that the animatronics would move on their own.
[18:35] *** Insert scene of Goofy Serena trying to glomp and cuddle Chibi-AnTil from behind.
[18:36] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> Some would say things they weren't programmed to say.
[18:36] *** Insert scene of a fat kid coming up to Red-hot Raye and trying to grope her.
[18:37] <Red-hot Raye> - That'll be 500 yen to touch. Or maybe you'd like ME to give YOU a handjob for 2000 yen! >:D -
[18:37] *** ...Oh yeah, that's TOTALLY Reimu in there.
[18:38] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> And others would kill and feats on customers...
[18:40] *** Insert scene of the Moonlight Knight dancing for the customers...then flopping over ONTO one of the children, burying his face in the pizza the child was carrying.
[18:40] <Moonlight Knight> - OM-NOM-NOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D -
[18:41] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> After several ghastly incidents, Mina's closes its doors again.
[18:41] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> But UMP-45 still doesn't bulldoze it to the ground.
[18:41] <Chibi-Nat (voiceover)> Why, you may ask?
[18:41] <Kazuma> Because Mina got to her.
[18:42] <YunYun> Convinced her to make a deal with them.
[18:43] <~Aqua> Along with all the other crazies and masochists in this backwoods town.
[18:43] <Kazuma> Speaking of masochists...
[18:43] * Kazuma looks around. "Where are Darkness and Megumin?"
[18:45] <~> ♦ PAUSE HERE FOR NOW!
[18:46] <~> ♦ We'll continue where we left off TOMORROW at the same time! 17:00 hours Chatbox time.
[18:46] <~> ♦ Until then, we at Cheesykits hope you had a good time with tonight's presentation, and we'll see you next time.
[15:57] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[16:00] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to play!
[16:01] *** The movie starts up where it left off.
[16:01] * Megumin and Darkness carefully go through to the door to the Super Happy Fun Room!
[16:01] *** The Super Happy Fun Room is...!!!!!!!!!
[16:02] *** Kind of a letdown. It's a big spacious room with a table and lots of instruments for the characters to play music and interact with guests, but the place is a total mess. It looks like it was used at some point as a storage room.
[16:04] <Megumin> Uhhh, why'd you want to come in here, Darkness?
[16:05] * ~Darkness is examining all of the leftover decorations.
[16:05] <~Darkness> Because I never really got to ever experience places like this when I was a little girl.
[16:06] <~Darkness> I mean, adventuring is fun, and I love all the things we do.
[16:09] * ~Darkness finds a birthday crown that has, of all things, deer antlers on it
[16:10] <~Darkness> Oh, I wish we could have come to this place back when it was actually running!
[16:10] <Megumin> I was probably pretty fun. Especially all the food
[16:10] * ~Darkness puts on the kids' crown.
[16:10] <~Darkness> o___o
[16:10] <~Darkness> O___O
[16:11] * ~Darkness feels something strange come over her, touching the antlers with her finger.
[16:12] <~Darkness> :D
[16:12] <~Darkness> >:D
[16:20] * ~Darkness is now grinning like...like... http://i.imgur.com/ZnOtMyj.gifv] LIKE THIS GUY!!!!!
[16:21] <~Darkness>
[16:21] * Megumin starts getting her "Dunk" on! ^___^
[16:22] * ~Darkness totally gets into the role of LYONEL BARATHEON!!!!! >:D
[16:22] *** Meanwhile, back in the kitchen...
[16:23] * Myterious Heroine continues dusting and polishing the pinball machine.
[16:23] <Chibi-Nat> D:<
[16:23] <Chibi-Nat> Have you been listening to a word I've been saying?
[16:24] *** Everyone stops as they hear the music from the stage starting up again.
[16:24] * Kazuma , YunYun, Aqua, and Chibi-Nat go back outside into the main area.
[16:25] *** The animatronics are dancing again, but...where are Goofy Serena and Amazing Amy?
[16:25] <~> ♫ It's your birthday~! So we want you to have fun! ♫
[16:26] <~> ♫ It's your birthday, so let's... ♫
[16:26] *** The power cuts out, causing the recording to slow to a halt with weird, warbling distortions.
[16:27] <~> ♫ Soooo leeetttt'ssss killllll everrrrryy oooonnneeee... ♫
[16:27] *** The emergency lights come on, and a new song starts to play. The music doesn't sound so happy anymore.
[16:29] <~> - Five little foxes at the end of the line! Five little foxes at the end of the line! -
[16:29] <~> - One happy hunter says it's hunting time! -
[16:29] <~> - And five little foxes will do her just fine! -
[16:30] <~> - Five little foxes in the hunter's den! They have no idea what's coming then! -
[16:31] <~> - Nowhere to run! Nowhere to hide! Five little foxes at the end of the line! -
[16:31] <~> - Five little foxes. WATCH OUT NOW~! -
[16:31] <~> - Five little foxes. HERE COMES MINA~! -
[16:32] <~> - Five little foxes running out of time. WHOOPS!! -
[16:32] <~> - No more foxes at the end of the line~! -
[16:33] * Magical Mina powers down.
[16:34] *** Suddenly!
[16:34] * YunYun SCREAMS as she's skewered through the back by the Moonlight Knight!!!!!
[16:34] <Moonlight Knight> >:D
[16:35] <Kazuma> D:
[16:35] <~Aqua> D:
[16:36] <Kazuma> AQUA!!! DO SOMETHING! You're a goddess, help YunYun!!!
[16:36] <~Aqua> I can't! I don't have magic like that!
[16:36] <Kazuma> ...You really are a useless goddess!
[16:37] * Moonlight Knight goes for Aqua!
[16:37] * ~Aqua slips on some of YunYun's blood and falls to the ground, BARELY avoiding Moonlight Knight's sword!
[16:38] * Chibi-Nat SHOVE Moonlight Knight from behind, causing him to stagger.
[16:38] <Chibi-Nat> GET OUT OF HERE! GO!!
[16:38] * ~Aqua and Kazuma both RUN!!!
[16:39] * Chibi-Nat tries to help YunYun, but she's bleeding out too quickly.
[16:40] <YunYun> X___X
[16:40] * YunYun gets stabbed again by the Moonlight Knight, causing a HUGE explosion of blood to erupt from the wound! (Geez, the Forest Kits went overboard with this particular squib load!)
[16:41] <Chibi-Nat> D:
[16:42] *** Meanwhile, the Mysterious Heroine is chugging down a fresh energy drink can like Popeye chugs down a can of spinach.
[16:43] <Mysterious Heroine> >:D
[16:43] * Mysterious Heroine proceeds to...!!
[16:44] *** ...start playing more pinball? THE HELL!?
[16:46] <Megumin> /MD and Darkness are still in the Super Happy Fun Room, dancing the famous Dunk/Lyonel scene from "Knight of the Seven Kingdoms" completely unaware that Goofy Serena is watching them both from the corner
[16:46] * Megumin ^
[16:47] * Kazuma and Aqua get separated in the halls.
[16:48] * Kazuma enters a room that's lit only by weird strobing lights.
[16:49] <Kazuma> >__>
[16:49] <Kazuma> <__<
[16:49] * Kazuma realizes he's not alone in the room! Princess Pink and Amazing Amy are in the room with him!!!!
[16:50] * Kazuma tries to back away!
[16:50] <Princess Pink> >:D
[16:50] <Amazing Amy> ^___~
[16:51] * Amazing Amy and Princess Pink both start...doing some kind of seductive dance for Kazuma, beckoning him closer!!
[16:51] <Kazuma> ......
[16:51] <Kazuma> ..............................
[16:51] <Kazuma> ....................... :D
[16:52] <Kazuma> My popular phase is still going strong!
[16:52] * ~Aqua , meanwhile, has fled into a room called the "Fruit Crown Arcade Room" and dives into a Ball Pit to hide!
[16:53] <~Aqua> >___<;;;;
[16:54] * ~Aqua pulls out a cellphone and starts dialing.
[16:54] *** The call's going through!
[16:55] <HK-416 (on phone)> ♦ Sheriff's office.
[16:55] <~Aqua> Sheriff?
[16:55] <HK-416 (on phone)> ♦ This is HK-416. What's happening?
[16:56] <~Aqua> It's...it's Aqua. You know, of the Konosuba Gang?
[16:57] <HK-416 (on phone)> ♦ ...Oh. The troublemakers responsible for that whole animated cabbage incident. What unholy situation have you gotten yourselves into now?
[16:57] <~Aqua> >___<;;;
[16:57] <~Aqua> You're right and we did something stupid. We're at Mina's right now.
[16:58] * HK-416 (on phone) hangs up IMMEDIATELY.
[16:58] * ~Aqua tries calling again!
[16:59] * ~Aqua finally gets to the voicemail. "Natalia brought us here!"
[16:59] * HK-416 (on phone) picks up immediately.
[16:59] <HK-416 (on phone)> ♦ GET YOUR ASSES OUT OF THERE!!!
[17:03] * HK-416 (on phone) hangs up.
[17:03] * HK-416 (on phone) is now known as HK-416
[17:03] * HK-416 and G-11 are back at their respective office.
[17:04] * G-11 looks confused. "Problem?
[17:04] * HK-416 pulls out her trademark assault rifle and charges a round.
[17:04] <HK-416> Get your ass in motion, G-11! We're going to Mina's!
[17:05] *** The scene switches back to the restaurant and things have gone from bad to WORSE!!
[17:07] * Kazuma SCREEEEAAAAAMS in horror and outrage as he starts getting double-teamed by both Amazing Amy AND Man of the Rose!!!!
[17:08] <Kazuma> - YOU LIED TO ME!!!!! You tricked me into thinking you liked me!!!!!!!!!! -
[17:11] <Princess Pink>
Sylvia sends her regards~!!!
[17:11] <Karuma> O___________O
[17:11] <Kakuma> ^
[17:14] * Kakuma begins to SCREAM like he's never screamed before!!
[17:15] * Kakuma is forced to the ground by Amazing Amy and Man of the Rose as they proceed to give them the ULTIMATE BEATDOWN!!!!!
[17:15] *** Kakuma has left #suburbansenshi3 (X____X)
[17:16] * Chibi-Nat is still in the main room, rushing back and forth and diving under tables to avoid the Moonlight Knight!
[17:16] <Chibi-Nat> D:
[17:17] * Chibi-Nat scrambles out of the way as the Moonlight Knight CHOPS a table in half!
[17:18] * Moonlight Knight prepares to swing again!!
[17:18] * Moonlight Knight get GRABBED from behind and his sword is yanked out of his hand!!
[17:18] <Mysterious Heroine> >:(
[17:19] * Mysterious Heroine puts the Moonlight Knight into a headlock and SLAMS him head-first into a table!
[17:19] * Moonlight Knight struggles to get back up!
[17:19] * Moonlight Knight gets hit upside his head with his own sword!
[17:20] * Mysterious Heroine hits him again in the head! >:[
[17:20] * Mysterious Heroine hits him AGAIN in the head!
[17:20] * Moonlight Knight falls to his knees, thick globs of oil starting to pour from his head.
[17:21] * Mysterious Heroine keeps hitting! Over and over and over and over!
[17:21] <Mysterious Heroine> D:<
[17:21] <Mysterious Heroine> D:<
[17:21] <Mysterious Heroine> D:<
[17:21] <Chibi-Nat> :O
[17:22] * Mysterious Heroine makes one final two-handed strike!!
[17:23] * Moonlight Knight is DECAPITATED!!!
[17:23] <Mysterious Heroine> >:(
[17:23] * Mysterious Heroine is drenched in grease and oil now.
[17:25] * Chibi-Nat just LOOKS at MH in shock and awe.
[17:25] * Chibi-Nat realizes something.
[17:26] * Mysterious Heroine doesn't NEED to be rescued!
[17:26] * Mysterious Heroine isn't trapped in Mina's Magicland with the animatronics... the animatronics are trapped in there with HER!!!!!
[17:27] <Chibi-Nat> Please.
[17:27] <Chibi-Nat> Help me find my friends. Help me get them out of this place.
[17:27] * Mysterious Heroine nods.
[17:28] *** Suddenly, they both hear the screaming.
[17:28] <Chibi-Nat> S[BLEEP]T! WE'VE GOTTA HURRY!!
[17:29] * Mysterious Heroine keeps up with Nata as she leads her towards the nearest room: the Super Happy Fun Room.
[17:30] * Chibi-Nat hears the howling coming from inside. It's definitely Darkness and Megumin, and it sounds like they're BOTH getting their asses kicked up, down, and sideways!
[17:30] <Chibi-Nat> F[BLEEP]K! The door is locked!!
[17:31] * Mysterious Heroine KICKS the door off its hinges like it's made of balsa wood!
[17:33] * Megumin is on the floor, motionless. Her head buried in a two-layer birthday cake!!!
[17:34] * ~Darkness is on the ground, too! Goofy Serena is BITING and CLAWING at her neck, causing Squib-Load blood to geyser and spray EVERYWHERE!!!
[17:34] *** Hey, wait a minute! Darkness doesn't look like she's screaming in agony and terror! SHE'S ENJOYING THIS!!!!
[17:34] <~Darkness> :D
[17:36] * Goofy Serena finishes off Darkness by grabbing her head and twisting it HARD to the side!! The resulting SNAP echoes through the room.
[17:39] <Chibi-Nat> :O
[17:39] * Goofy Serena gets up and turns to face them.
[17:39] * Mysterious Heroine CHARGES at her!!
[17:39] * Mysterious Heroine grabs Goofy Serena and flips her, sending her flying to the ground on her back!
[17:40] * Mysterious Heroine jumps on top of her, drops down, and begins punching and jabbing at Goofy Serena's head!
[17:41] * Goofy Serena struggles to fight back, but MH is using close-quarters melee fighting tactics! She's constantly jabbing at her head and shoulders to keep her from being able to strike back effectively!
[17:42] * Mysterious Heroine grabs Goofy Serena's mouth with both hands and yanks her jaws open WIDE and HARD!!
[17:42] * Mysterious Heroine keeps prising them open FARTHER!
[17:43] * Goofy Serena starts to struggle and flail as the pressure builds!! Her jaws are opened FAR beyond normal!
[17:44] *** With a loud, deep groan of effort, MH physically RIPS Goofy Serena's lower jaw OUT of her head.
[17:44] <Goofy Serena> @___@
[17:46] * Mysterious Heroine rears her arm back, then PUNCHES Goofy Serena so hard that her skull buckles under the impact.
[17:46] * Mysterious Heroine punches AGAIN!!
[17:46] * Goofy Serena 's head BURSTS under the last impact!
[17:52] * Mysterious Heroine slowly gets back to her feet, drenched with yet MORE grease and oil.
[17:52] <Mysterious Heroine> ~___~;
[17:53] * Mysterious Heroine walks out of the Super Happy Fun Room back towards the kitchen.
[17:53] * Chibi-Nat follows.
[17:55] <~> ♦ PAUSE HERE FOR NOW!
[17:55] <~> ♦ That's all the time we have for tonight, but Cheesykits will get back to you tomorrow during the Morning Hello!
[17:56] <~> ♦ Tune in then to get more of your Cheesy Fix!
[17:57] <~> ♦ Until then, thank you for joining us, and good night!
[07:26] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[07:36] *** The movie picks up again, this time switching back to the Fruit Crown Game Room.
[07:37] * ~Aqua stiffens as all of the arcade games and various other machines power on.
[07:38] *** Princess Pink has joined #suburbansenshi3
[07:38] <@spiritflame> ohayo Princess Pink
[07:39] * Princess Pink starts to wander into the room, looking around.
[07:39] * Princess Pink is looking right at the ball pit machine that Aqua's hiding inside of.
[07:39] <Princess Pink> Hello, young lady.
[07:40] <Princess Pink> You don't have to be afraid of me. I'm not like the others.
[07:40] * Princess Pink keeps scanning the room.
[07:40] <Princess Pink> They're so mean to me. They call me ugly and they make fun of my hair and eyes.
[07:41] <Princess Pink> I'm trapped in this body. I just want to be free.
[07:41] * ~Aqua stays hidden.
[07:42] <Princess Pink> I guess I don't expect you to believe me. I'd hoped that you were different.
[07:42] * Princess Pink waits.
[07:42] * ~Aqua sits up. "I'm...Aqua."
[07:43] <Princess Pink> Trust me, Aqua. You know you can!
[07:43] <Princess Pink> You can feel my goodness!
[07:43] <Princess Pink> :D
[07:43] * ~Aqua slowly starts to climb out.
[07:44] <~Aqua> If what you're saying is true and you're not like the others, then I could actually help you get to the next life.
[07:44] <Princess Pink> It's true! Evil has kept me here.
[07:45] <Princess Pink> You must have questions. I can tell you so much about the other side.
[07:46] <~Aqua> Well~! ^____^
[07:46] <~Aqua> I'M actually a Goddess! So I know almost everything you need to know! But...you knowing what you do WILL make things quicker and easier.
[07:47] <Princess Pink> If you can help me, then I'll gladly accept it. Fate has clearly brought us together.
[07:48] <~Aqua> :D
[07:48] *** The scene switches. It's inside a police car with HK-416 and G-11. HK-416's driving and she's not stopping for anything.
[07:49] * G-11 is downing TWO energy drinks like she's inhaling them. O__O
[07:49] <HK-416> You know how to use that assault rifle you've got?
[07:49] * HK-416 motions towards G-11's trademark weapon.
[07:50] <G-11> Yeeeaaahhh, but these are just kids, right?
[07:50] <HK-416> It's not for the kids.
[07:50] <HK-416> ....
[07:50] <HK-416> It's for Mina.
[07:50] <G-11> .........The dancing, singing magical girl?!
[07:51] <G-11> ..........
[07:51] * G-11 starts laughing. "I get it! Someone told you to pull a fast one on me! Good one. You really had me going there."
[07:51] <HK-416> I wish.
[07:53] <HK-416> Ain't no prank. It's as real as it gets. You see, in town we knew what was happening at Mina's. We knew what was going on up there wasn't normal or natural.
[07:53] *** Insert flashback montage, starting with UMP-45 putting the "Closed for Business" up and looking around the interior of Mina's.
[07:54] <HK-416> We tried telling people outside of town that we knew what was happening. That the machines were evil.. No one believed us. They thought we were crazy.
[07:55] <HK-416> 45 eventually hired a demolition crew to destroy Mina's.
[07:56] *** Insert scene of 45 shaking hands with Enterprise of Eagle Union. HEY! THE AZURE LANE GIRLS GOT A PART IN THIS!
[08:02] *** Behind Enterprise, her sisters look EAGER!
[08:03] <HK-416> Except the day before the actual destruction was scheduled to happen, Enterprise...the girl running the whole operation, was found in bed a chewed up as a McDonalds' Happy Meal.
[08:06] *** Insert scene of Enterprise lying in her bunk, covered with "blood", and making the Ahegao Expression.
[08:06] *** Forest Kits IMMEDIATELY swarm in to lick up all the "blood".
[08:06] <Random Forest Kit #13> Strawberry syrup!
[08:07] <Random Forest Kits #19 through 28> YAAAAAAAAAAAAY~!
[08:08] <HK-416> All of her sisters, too.
[08:10] *** Insert scene of Yorktown and Hornet looking equally "messed up" and comical.
[08:11] <HK-416> After that there wasn't a T-Doll alive that would take up that job. After that, the town decided that maybe it was better to just let sleeping dogs lie.
[08:12] <HK-416> We told everybody to just stay away from there. We figured we'd just let it rot.
[08:12] <HK-416> But they didn't stay there. Rabid dogs don't sleep when they're hungry.
[08:14] *** Insert scene of the animatronics leaving the restaurant and stalking through the alleys and streets of the town.
[08:15] *** The next scene shows Princess Pink getting her hands on Tamamo-Cat and starting to pummel and bash the silly little Summon!! NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!! Not Tamamo-Cat!!!!
[08:15] <HK-416> They got out.
[08:16] <HK-416> We found bodies at the ice cream shop, the hardware store, and even the school!
[08:17] <HK-416> We had a real Hobson's Choice on our hands.
[08:17] <HK-416> You know what that is? No choice at all.
[08:18] <HK-416> We could either go to war with the machines, look like total crazies and probably lose a lot of good folk on the way, or...
[08:18] <G-11> Or what?
[08:18] <HK-416> Or we cut a deal.
[08:19] *** Insert scene of HK-416 and the UMP Sisters standing in front of the stage at Mina's
[08:19] <HK-416 (flashback)> Please. Leave us be. Leave our people be. Leave the children be. Leave our town be.
[08:20] <HK-416 (flashback)> And...we will feed you.
[08:21] *** The scene switches, showing UMP-9 and her tow truck pulling up next to a broken-down car and the family that owned it.
[08:21] <UMP-9 (flashback)> The good news is that I can fix it!
[08:21] <UMP-9 (flashback)> The bad news is that it's going to have to sit until I can get the parts.
[08:22] <UMP-9 (flashback)> Now...our one hotel in town is booked. Anime convention next town over. But there IS a place you can stay for the night! It ain't great but it's a roof and it's free.
[08:23] <UMP-9 (flashback)> IF you're willing to do a little cleaning in the meantime.
[08:24] *** The scene switches over to the inside of Mina's, where UMP-45 is doing her sales pitch to the family standing in front of her.
[08:25] <UMP-45 (flashback)> Best place for a birthday party you've ever seen!
[08:26] *** The scene switches again. Same UMP-45, same speech, different people: Kaga and Akagi.
[08:27] <UMP-45 (flashback)> Well, it used to be. But we're gonna fix it.
[08:29] *** Now it's Squad Vodka! AK-47, SKS, A-91, and VSK-94. Yes, they have vodka. Yes, they're already drinking.
[08:30] <UMP-45 (flashback)> We're gonna bring her back to life.
[08:30] * UMP-45 (flashback) holds up a Mina's Magicland t-shirt
[08:30] <UMP-45 (flashback)> Congradulations!
[08:32] *** Now it's Kalina, Persica, and Helianthus from G&K!! How'd THEY get roped into a Cheesykits film?!
[08:32] <UMP-45 (flashback)> You...
[08:33] *** Now 45's talking to Kagerou Imaizumi! Noooooooooo! Leave Best Woof out of this hellhole!
[08:33] <UMP-45 (flashback)> Are officially...!
[08:34] *** Now 45's telling this to...Solarchos, Inu-Kit, and little Natalia!
[08:34] <UMP-45 (flashback)> On staff! :D
[08:35] <HK-416> We lived up to our end of the bargain. They kept theirs. We tried to find people who wouldn't be missed.
[08:37] *** Insert scene of Kagerou sweeping the floor inside the restaurant, unaware of Moonlight Knight standing behind her, ready to strike.
[08:37] <HK-416> People with low moral character...
[08:38] *** Insert scene of AK-47, A-91, and Simonov inside the Super Happy Fun Room, getting COMPLETELY sloshed. VSK-94's already passed out.
[08:39] *** They're suddenly swarmed by ALL of the animatronics at once, who immediately turn the Super Happy Fun Room into a Russian MOSH PIT!!!!!! The carnage is nothing short of AWESOME.
[08:40] <HK-416> And some people were just at the wrong place at the wrong time.
[08:42] *** Insert scene of Solarchos fighting like crazy, knocking Moonlight Knight and Red-hot Raye to the ground. He looks like he was holding his own until the OTHER animatronics joined in. To his credit, he puts up a hell of a fight, buying as much time for Inu-Kit as possible.
[08:42] <HK-416> ...Things didn't always go exactly as planned.
[08:43] <HK-416> I usually pride myself on being able to expect the unexpected.
[08:44] *** The next scene shows HK-416 and UMP-45 surveying the carnage. Then they look over to a nearby ventilation grate.
[08:45] <HK-416> But sometimes, life throws you a zinger.
[08:45] *** Inside, hiding, is little Chibi-Nat!!! She survived!!
[08:46] * HK-416 in her flashback, puts Chibi-Nat in the back of her patrol car and drives her out of there.
[08:46] <HK-416> This was the zinger of all zingers. I never saw it coming.
[08:46] <HK-416> ^____^
[08:47] <G-11> So that's why we're going.
[08:47] * HK-416 nods. "Natalia. She's the ONLY reason I'm doing this now."
[08:48] <HK-416> As much as she pisses me off, I couldn't live with losing that little Kit.
[08:48] *** PAUSE HERE FOR NOW!
[08:49] <The Cheesykits Projector> ♦ That's all the time we have for now, but this Cheesykits Production will soon be back and continuing!
[08:50] <The Cheesykits Projector> ♦ In the meantime, thank you for joining us, and we'll see you again soon!
[13:57] * The Cheesykits Projector starts to warm up
[14:08] *** The movie picks up where it left off, with G-11 nearly going face-first into the side window as HK-416 pulls a HARD turn at HIGH speed.
[14:08] <HK-416> After all.
[14:08] <HK-416> I'm all that she needs!
[14:09] *** The scene switches back to Mina's Magicland, in the Fruit Crown Game Room.
[14:10] * ~Aqua is still talking to Princess Pink when Chibi-Nat enters.
[14:11] <Princess Pink> I've seen the other side, Aqua. And if you are a goddess, then you can help me get to where I need to be. Please help me.
[14:12] <Chibi-Nat> Aqua! Get away from it!
[14:12] <~Aqua> No! No! It's all right, Nata! She's not evil!
[14:12] <~Aqua> We're gonna help her and...
[14:13] * Princess Pink suddenly reaches out and SNAPS Aqua's head around over 270 degrees in the WRONG direction!
[14:14] *** Aqua's neck doesn't "snap" as much as it makes a sound like an entire 12-pack of beer being crushed with a sledge-hammer.
[14:14] *** ~Aqua has left #suburbansenshi3 ("DEAD!!!! NO BIG SURPRISE!!")
[14:15] <Chibi-Nat> :O
[14:15] * Princess Pink turns around to face Natalia.
[14:15] <Princess Pink> - Wanna play, b[BLEEP]ch? -
[14:16] * Chibi-Nat is pushed aside gently from behind as SHE enters the room!!
[14:16] *** Mysterious Heroine has joined #suburbansenshi3
[14:16] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Mysterious Heroine
[14:16] <Princess Pink> D:
[14:16] <Mysterious Heroine> >:(
[14:16] *** Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
[14:17] * Mysterious Heroine 's watch-alarm is going off. Break time!
[14:17] <Mysterious Heroine> o___o
[14:17] <Mysterious Heroine> >____<
[14:17] <Mysterious Heroine> >___<;;;
[14:17] * Mysterious Heroine hands Natalia a knife and quickly hurries off.
[14:18] <Chibi-Nat> O____O
[14:18] <Princess Pink> O___O
[14:18] * Princess Pink smacks the knife out of Chibi-Nat's hand.
[14:18] <Chibi-Nat> :O
[14:19] <Princess Pink> - Playtime's over now, you little s[BLEEP]t. -
[14:19] * Chibi-Nat PUNCHES Princess Pink upside her head, forcing her back a step.
[14:20] * Princess Pink lunges at Chibi-Nat, but misses. The Kit is quick and agile!
[14:20] * Chibi-Nat tries to run, but she's grabbed by one of her tails! >__<;;
[14:20] <Princess Pink> >:D
[14:21] * Chibi-Nat scrabbles around for something to grab onto!
[14:21] * Chibi-Nat finds her knife!
[14:21] * Princess Pink gets STABBED in the stomach!
[14:21] * Chibi-Nat stabs again! And again!
[14:21] <Chibi-Nat> D:<
[14:22] * Princess Pink SMACKS Chibi-Nat across the face and knocks her to the ground!
[14:22] <Chibi-Nat> >__<;;
[14:23] * Princess Pink kicks her in the leg!
[14:23] <Chibi-Nat> OW!!
[14:23] * Princess Pink moves in for the kill!
[14:23] *** Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
[14:23] <Princess Pink> O__O
[14:24] * Princess Pink is stopped as a bunch of extention cords are wrapped around her neck like a noose!!
[14:24] * Mysterious Heroine is back
[14:24] *** Break time over!
[14:24] * Mysterious Heroine yanks HARD and pulls Princess Pink away from Chibi-Nat!
[14:25] * Mysterious Heroine yanks HARD to one side!
[14:25] * Princess Pink is flung into one of the arcade machines, smashing the screen!!
[14:25] * Mysterious Heroine yanks HARD to the other side!
[14:25] * Princess Pink gets flung into another arcade machine!
[14:26] * Mysterious Heroine yanks again!
[14:26] * Princess Pink goes head-first into yet another arcade game!
[14:26] * Mysterious Heroine yanks AGAIN!
[14:26] * Princess Pink goes head-first into an actual vintage Zaxxon game!!
[14:27] * Mysterious Heroine finishes off the last of her energy drink, them CRUSHES the can in the middle of Princess Pink's face!
[14:27] <Princess Pink> X__X
[14:27] * Princess Pink goes down hard!
[14:28] <Chibi-Nat> D:
[14:28] * Mysterious Heroine tosses Chibi-Nat a clean towel.
[14:29] * Mysterious Heroine keeps the extension cord noose on Princess Pink and starts dragging her through the hallway towards the back door. INTO THE TRASH BIN FOR HER!!!!!!
[14:30] * Chibi-Nat follows along. O___o
[14:30] <Princess Pink> @___@
[14:30] * Mysterious Heroine goes around a corner, and stop.
[14:30] <Chibi-Nat> What's...?
[14:30] * Chibi-Nat sees what's wrong.
[14:31] *** Amazing Amy and Man of the Rose are standing in the hall ahead of them, looking like they're ready and waiting to tear them apart.
[14:32] <Mysterious Heroine> >:(
[14:32] * Mysterious Heroine just keeps walking, still dragging Princess Pink behind her.
[14:32] * Mysterious Heroine just PUNCHES Amazing Amy in the face!
[14:32] <Amazing Amy> X___X
[14:33] * Amazing Amy goes down HARD!!
[14:33] <Man of the Rose> :O
[14:33] * Mysterious Heroine grabs him and SLAMS him face-first into the wall!
[14:34] * Man of the Rose is now stuck in the wall, with his face lodged a few inches into the plaster.
[14:34] <Chibi-Nat> WHAT THE...?!
[14:34] * Mysterious Heroine steps over them both and keeps heading for the main room.
[14:35] * Mysterious Heroine kicks open the back door.
[14:35] *** HK-416 is standing right outside, aiming straight at Mysterious Heroine's face!
[14:35] <HK-416> >:[
[14:36] <HK-416> DROP THE PINK SPORE!!!
[14:36] * Mysterious Heroine backs away with her hands up.
[14:37] * Mysterious Heroine forced to kneel in the middle of the main room.
[14:37] <HK-416> G-11, get that stuff off of her!
[14:37] * G-11 removes the extension cord noose from Princess Pink, looking rather confused.
[14:38] <Chibi-Nat> What are you both doing...?
[14:38] <HK-416> Mina, I'm so sorry about this b[BLEEP]ch!
[14:38] * HK-416 is talking to Magical Mina on the stage, NOT Chibi-Nat!
[14:39] <Chibi-Nat> 416, WHAT. Are you DOING?!
[14:39] <HK-416> Nata, shut up and get outside now.
[14:40] <G-11> Uhhhh, she killed some of them! Three of them are next to the back door, torn to pieces! o___O
[14:41] * HK-416 glares at MH. "You stupid idiot! You'll just incite them more!"
[14:42] <HK-416> Mina! This b[BLEEP]ch does NOT act for us! Her actions should in no way reflect on the town. You know that, right Mina?
[14:42] <G-11> ¬_¬
[14:42] <Chibi-Nat> ¬_¬
[14:42] <Mysterious Heroine> ¬_¬
[14:43] <HK-416> CUFF HER!! For Feth's sake, cuff her!
[14:43] * G-11 puts some flex-cuffs on MH.
[14:43] <G-11> We can't just leave her here.
[14:44] <HK-416> I'll give you two reasons why you are: BOTH of your other sisters. If we don't do what needs to be done, no one in this town will be safe.
[14:45] * HK-416 scowls at MH. "Why couldn't you just die?"
[14:45] <Mysterious Heroine> >:(
[14:45] <HK-416> Where are your friends?
[14:46] <Chibi-Nat> ...They're all dead. No thanks to YOU. >:(
[14:46] <HK-416> >___<;
[14:46] <HK-416> G-11, get her out of here.
[14:47] *** G-11 grabs Nata's arm and starts to pull her towards the doors.
[14:47] <Chibi-Nat> I'm not leaving without her!
[14:47] <HK-416> I'm not giving you a choice!
[14:47] <Chibi-Nat> You don't understand!
[14:48] <Chibi-Nat> You're locking the wrong girl up in here!
[14:48] <Chibi-Nat> She's not trapped in here with them! THEY'RE trapped in here with HER!!! >:D
[14:48] <HK-416> Not for much longer!
[14:49] * HK-416 backs away from MH and leaves her behind.
[14:49] * HK-416 relocks the back doors from the outside.
[14:50] * Chibi-Nat is growling angrily as G-11 shoves her into the passenger seat of the police car.
[14:50] <Chibi-Nat> Is that what happened to my real parents? IS IT?
[14:50] <Chibi-Nat> You're a monster, 416! And a B[BLEEP]CH!!!! D:<
[14:50] <HK-416> .....
[14:51] * HK-416 closes the door on her.
[14:51] <G-11> What do we do now?
[14:51] <HK-416> I'm going to stay here until the problem fixes itself. You go back to the station and put her in a cell.
[14:51] <HK-416> Make SURE she's locked up.
[14:52] <HK-416> Then come back here and get me.
[15:02] * G-11 drives away
[15:02] * HK-416 just waits outside.
[15:02] *** Back inside...
[15:02] <Mysterious Heroine> >:[
[15:03] * Princess Pink gets up and turns to face MH.
[15:03] * Amazing Amy comes into the room and steps up alongside Princess Pink.
[15:03] <Amazing Amy> - Ready for a menage-a-trois, whore? -
[15:04] * Mysterious Heroine stands up, her hands still lashed behind her back.
[15:05] <Mysterious Heroine> ...
[15:05] * Mysterious Heroine backs up towards the Jutebox.
[15:06] * Mysterious Heroine kicks it.
[15:06] *** The music starts a moment later. It's some kind of Country Honky-Tonk song.
[15:07] <~> ♫ Head. Shoulders knees and toes...knees and toes. ♫
[15:07] <~> ♫ Head. Shoulders knees and toes...knees and toes. ♫
[15:07] <~> ♫ And eyes and ears and mouth and knees and nose. ♫
[15:08] <~> ♫ Head. Shoulders knees and toes...knees and toes. ♫
[15:09] * Mysterious Heroine takes a step towards them both.
[15:09] <Amazing Amy> >:D
[15:10] <Princess Pink> >:D
[15:10] *** The camera FINALLY focuses in on MH!
[15:11] *** ...Oh s[BLEEP]t! Oh S[BLEEP]T!!! It's HER!!!!!
[15:11] <~>
[15:11] * Mysterious Heroine is now known as M16A1
[15:13] * M16A1 starts to shake and shudder as she goes into FULL COMBAT MODE!!!
[15:17] * Amazing Amy CHARGES at M16A1!!
[15:17] <Amazing Amy> >:D
[15:18] * M16A1 KICKS Amazing Amy in the face.
[15:18] <Amazing Amy> @___@
[15:18] * M16A1 follows up with another kick to her stomach.
[15:18] * Amazing Amy crumples to the ground. X__X
[15:19] * M16A1 walks up to Princess Pink and HEADBUTTS her!
[15:19] <Princess Pink> >___<;;;
[15:20] * M16A1 KNEES her directly in groin!!
[15:20] <Princess Pink> >__<;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
[15:20] * Princess Pink staggers to the side and falls over one of the nearby tables.
[15:21] * M16A1 used her....head, shoulders, knees, and toes in that attack...
[15:22] *** Is she using the power of Honky-Tonk here?
[15:22] * Princess Pink regains her balance and starts trying to stand up again, hearing a TERRIBLE gurgling and gasping sound nearby.
[15:23] *** Oh s[BLEEP]t! M16A1 has Amazing Amy pinned to the ground! She's stomping on Amazing Amy's neck and is applying more and more pressure!!
[15:23] <Amazing Amy> AAAHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
[15:24] * M16A1 suddenly jumps up and comes down HARD on Amy's head with BOTH BOOTS!!!
[15:24] *** CRUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
[15:25] * Amazing Amy has her head FLATTENED.
[15:25] <Princess Pink> D:
[15:25] <Princess Pink> [size=24]D:[s/zie]
[15:25] <Princess Pink> D:
[15:25] <M16A1> >__>
[15:26] * M16A1 walks towards her.
[15:26] * M16A1 SNAPS the flex-cuffs keeping her wrists bound. SHE COULD HAVE BROKEN OUT AT ANY TIME!!!!!!
[15:27] <M16A1> >;[
[15:28] * M16A1 grabs hold of Princess Pink's head.
[15:29] * M16A1 just f[BLEEP]king RIPS Princess Pink's entire HEAD off of her shoulders and throws it aside with pure and utter contempt.
[15:29] *** Princess Pink has left #suburbansenshi3 ( X___x)
[15:30] <M16A1> ...
[15:30] * M16A1 looks over at the stage.
[15:31] * Magical Mina looks back at her, not moving or saying anything.
[15:31] <M16A1> ...
[15:31] *** PAUSE HERE FOR NOW!!!
[15:32] <The Cheesykits Projector> ♦ That's all the time we have for now, but we'll be showing more very soon! Stay tuned for updates.
[15:32] <The Cheesykits Projector> ♦ In the meantime, thank you for join us, and have a good day.
[07:28] *** This past Monday Afternoon:
[07:28] * Merc_Nezu has moved to: [ Chiyoko's ]
[07:33] * Rob A. has moved to: [ Chiyoko's ]
[07:33] * Queen Bonnie has moved to: [ Chiyoko's ]
[07:35] *** The party for Mamoru's Birthday starts with the Karaoke section; Minako performs the 'Wind In My Hair' theme from Disney's Rapunzel (She swiffs through her own blond mane on cue)
[07:37] *** In duet with her husband, equipping the maraccas once more:
[07:38] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] ♫ I like to be in America, Okay by me in America, Everything free in America... ♫
[07:39] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ For a small fee in America! ♫
[07:40] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Buying on credit is so nice! ♫
[07:40] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ One look at us and they charge twice! ♫
[07:41] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] ♫ I have my own washing machine! ♫
[07:42] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ What will you have though to keep clean? ♫
[07:43] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Skyscrapers bloom in America, Cadillacs zoom in America, Industry boom in America... ♫
[07:44] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Twelve in a room in America! ♫
[07:45] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Lots of new housing with more space! ♫
[07:45] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Lots of doors slamming in our face! ♫
[07:46] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] ♫ I'll get a terrace apartment! ♫
[07:47] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Better get rid of your accent! ♫
[07:48] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Life can be bright in America! ♫
[07:48] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ If you can fight in America! ♫
[07:49] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Life is all right in America! ♫
[07:50] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ If you're all white in America! ♫
[07:50] *** (Instrumental Interlude)
[07:51] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Here you are free and you have pride! ♫
[07:51] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ 'Long as you stay on your own side! ♫
[07:52] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Free to be anything you choose! ♫
[07:53] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Free to wait tables and shine shoes! ♫
[07:53] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Everywhere grime in America! Organized crime in America! Terrible time in America... ♫
[07:54] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] ♫ You forget I'm in America! ♫
[07:55] *** (Instrumental Interlude)
[07:55] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ I think I go back to San Juan! ♫
[07:56] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] ♫ I know a boat you can get on! ♫
[07:56] <Rob A.> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Everyone there will give big cheer! ♫
[07:57] <Queen Bonnie> [Chiyoko's] ♫ Everyone there will have moved HERE! ♫
[07:58] *** (Instrumental Interlude & Dance Finish)
[07:58] *** Applause
[07:59] *** To be continued
[07:59] * Queen Bonnie is away: Returning for part two
[08:00] * Rob A. is away: Ditto
[08:00] * Merc_Nezu is away: DittoΒ²