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<FireFly_9> You know you are probably consuming the remains of a poor creature that had been tortured its entire life in a small box before finally being brutally put out of its misery along with a mass of its screaming kin...
* // J_Daito // chews
<// J_Daito //> well, part of the fun of having a pet is being able to interact with it


welcome to #suburbansenshi2

[22:20] <Yaijinden> !yai
[22:20] Wisdom from the Book of Yai:
[12:54] <Yaijinden> Pumpkins are the devil's handiwork.
[22:20] <@The Intern> ..
[22:21] *** I SO AGREE BOOK OF YAI
[22:21] <@mango-chan> THIS EXPLAINS THE PUMPKIN SPICE CRZY
[22:21] <@mango-chan> CRAZE
[22:21] <@The Intern> Do you know why I chose my name?
[22:21] <Yaijinden> o/*\o
[22:21] * @mango-chan is away: I DECLARE WAR N PUMPKIN SPICE.
[22:21] <The Magistra> Exspeically carved pumpkins
[22:21] <N. Blackhand> Because you're a suckup who likes to get used.
[22:21] * @mango-chan is away: I HAVE MY VUVUZELA READY.
[22:21] * @mango-chan is away: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[22:22] <The Magistra> You REALLY like making assumptions don't you?
[22:22] <@The Intern> Because I CARE about what I do and want to do my best to help!
[22:22] <The Magistra> I wonder why you think I choose my name...
[22:22] <Simon Kerrick> And THAT, Intern, is why I was so certain you had left us to die.
[22:22] <N. Blackhand> then go get me a Raktajino, intern.
[22:23] <AirGrl> rakatajino?
[22:23] * @The Intern goes to the kitchen and makes a Raktajino.
[22:23] * @The Intern comes back wirh the Klingon coffee.
[22:23] <N. Blackhand> HAH you actually made it
[22:23] <@The Intern> Yes.
[22:24] * @The Intern sips it.
[22:24] <Simon Kerrick> It's funny. I'm starting to agree with Nizhaladax' suspisions that the home office is totally out of contact. IF it were not, she'd have reported us by now.
[22:24] <@The Intern> For myself.
[22:24] <The Magistra> People who use interns to make coffee are the worst bosses because they teach you nothing.
[22:24] <N. Blackhand> ...
[22:24] <N. Blackhand> Actuary's silence means only one thing.
[22:24] <Simon Kerrick> God... listen to me.
[22:24] <N. Blackhand> She's steering the situation somehow.
[22:24] <AirGrl> (( I had to do that, Lego ))
[22:24] <The Magistra> She's a very busy woman?
[22:24] <Simon Kerrick> Nizhaladax, you are SUCH a bad example for me, and that's coming from the mouth of a Lich.
[22:25] <The Magistra> (( Then your bosss sucked ))
[22:25] <N. Blackhand> Am I?
[22:25] <David O`Cain> And how would she be steering it, Nizzy?
[22:25] <Simon Kerrick> Heh, yeah, but all good role models are boring.
[22:25] <N. Blackhand> From the shadows, metaphorically and perhaps literally.
[22:25] <The Magistra> They are not!
[22:26] <N. Blackhand> Getting whatever arcane goal she wants out of it.
[22:26] * Simon Kerrick looks askance at Magistra. "Perhaps only SOME are objectionable, then."
[22:26] <N. Blackhand> I despise her but I will admit she is very, very good at what she does.
[22:26] * Simon Kerrick nods to himself, thinking.
[22:26] <Simon Kerrick> Yeah. She is. But she's at least smart enough to figure out the motivations of others... I hope.
[22:27] <N. Blackhand> In fact I would wager there's a 99% probability she will make some kind of token move in the next few days.
[22:27] <N. Blackhand> Designed not so much to "solve" the situation but more like to send us moving in whatever orbits she wants.
[22:27] <Simon Kerrick> Hopefully it will not simply be escalation, especially if there are good reasons for what people do.
[22:28] <N. Blackhand> Some uncharacteristically free advice, Simon.
[22:28] * Simon Kerrick shrugs. "There are risks with everything I suppose. Try to change the future, and you must overcome the present."
[22:28] <N. Blackhand> You are moved very easily by certain stimuli.
[22:28] <Simon Kerrick> Better than paying for it!
[22:28] <Adair> I am sure Noriko will get things dealt with.
[22:28] <Adair> Anyways.
[22:28] <N. Blackhand> Be wary of her attempts to use that against you.
[22:28] *** Adair [adair-hime@egae.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:28] <@spiritflame> konbanwa adair
[22:28] <Simon Kerrick> Yes. But to cultivate an air of unpredictability is to wind up like Hazenine.
[22:28] <Adair> Has anyone seen my guard?
[22:28] * Simon Kerrick looks at Adair.
[22:28] *** Adair is a tall young girl about 19 with long black hair normally braided back. Her eyes are a dark blue and her skin is very fair. She is commonly seen wearing knee-high boots, dressy black capris, a black tank top, and a long black trenchcoat.
image Song is: .
[22:29] <N. Blackhand> There's nothing she likes more than to convince they're doing something of their own accord.
[22:29] <N. Blackhand> ^to convince someone
[22:29] <Yaijinden> What is a guard!
[22:30] <Adair> Catriona Langister is my guard.
[22:30] <Adair> Though in my court she is known as Catriona Amestris.
[22:30] <Yaijinden> Oh! Carry on then. I'm sure it is important.
[22:31] <Yaijinden> She started phasing out of my perception a while back, I forget why.
[22:31] <Simon Kerrick> Funny, I tend to remember her vividly as of late.
[22:35] <Adair> She was probably praying a prank on Morrigan if she came here.
[22:35] <Yaijinden> That sure sounds like a thing that would happen! :V
[22:36] <Adair> Not that Morrigan doesn't deserve it
[22:37] <Simon Kerrick> Why does she deserve it?
[22:47] * Simon Kerrick shrugs.
[22:47] <Simon Kerrick> I suppose I have a lot of work to do. I'll be leaving now.
[22:48] <N. Blackhand> Goodbye, Simon.
[22:48] * @The Intern finishes her coffee.
[22:48] <N. Blackhand> Hmph.
[22:48] <David O`Cain> See ya.
[22:51] <Simon Kerrick> Alright. I'll be back later. Much to do.
[22:51] *** Simon Kerrick has quit IRC (Life is a calculated risk. So is Death.)
[22:51] * Adair gets a message from Catri
[22:51] <Adair> Oh. It seems she's finally where she needs to be.
[22:51] <Adair> I shall take my leave.
[22:51] * Adair tosses a cornbread muffin t Intern
[22:51] *** Adair [adair-hime@egae.gov] has left #suburbansenshi2 (When will the killing begin? When will it end?)
[22:51] <@The Intern> Nizhaladax... if you know The Co-Ordinartor is planning to ensnare you...
[22:52] <N. Blackhand> ...why am I still here?
[22:52] <N. Blackhand> Simple.
[22:52] <N. Blackhand> I will humiliate her by beating her at her own game.
[22:52] *** N. Blackhand [������������������@shada.gallifrey.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (It's hard to tell who has your back, from who has it long enough just to stab you in it.)
[22:54] <AirGrl> ..this is bad, isn't it
[22:55] <David O`Cain> Hate saying it, but we're just gonna have to wait and see.
[23:00] * @The Intern rubs her forehead.
[23:00] <@The Intern> I used to look up to her.
[23:00] <@The Intern> I wanted to be like her.
[23:00] <@The Intern> Now I'm just so... disillusioned.
[23:01] <AirGrl> but isn't it better to be like you?
[23:01] <AirGrl> ..yeah that's silly to say
[23:01] <@The Intern> I think so :)
[23:01] <@The Intern> That it's better to be me.
[23:02] <David O`Cain> Indeed. Be your own person and such.
[23:02] <@The Intern> I think it was because I was largely alone in the world and she was a big part of the organization that had become my family...
[23:03] <AirGrl> you're a time lord, right?
[23:04] <@The Intern> Yes :)
[23:05] <AirGrl> I thought..well...I was told time lords didn't care about other people...
[23:09] <The Magistra> ....only the bad ones.
[23:09] * AirGrl nods
[23:10] <AirGrl> that woman...she..well..spooked me quite a bit
[23:11] <@The Intern> Lots of Time Lords care... :<
[23:12] <@The Intern> It's just that many are so wrapped up in their studies they don't look outwards enough.
[23:13] <AirGrl> oh..it's weird...
[23:13] <AirGrl> whenever the subject came up...mom would quickly shut whoever was talking up
[23:14] <@The Intern> ...The subject of Time Lords?
[23:14] <AirGrl> yes
[23:15] <@The Intern> That's odd...
[23:16] <@The Intern> I always thought we got along well with her.
[23:16] <AirGrl> she said something about..fixed points once I think...
[23:17] <@The Intern> ...Everyone here is so fixed on fixed points.
[23:17] <@The Intern> I don't think I've ever had to explain it so many times.
[23:18] <@The Intern> The sad thing is it's like trying to elucidate an instinct.
[23:18] <AirGrl> what was odd..it didn't seem like she was upset or bitter just...she didn't want to talk about it
[23:18] <@The Intern> People thing I'm being evasive when I really can't give an answer that makes sense to a non-Time Lord.
[23:20] <AirGrl> ..I think she was talking about the war when the fixed point subject came up...
[23:20] <@The Intern> War?
[23:21] <AirGrl> oh um..the garmus hel war...
[23:22] * @The Intern remembers reading about that vaguely.
[23:22] <@The Intern> Wars... generally are fixed points on the macro scale.
[23:23] <@The Intern> Very hard to change their existence or outcome.
[23:23] <@The Intern> On the micro scale though, they're surprisingly manipulable because of the "fog of war"
[23:23] <@The Intern> Poor recordkeeping, etc.
[23:24] <AirGrl> do you think...that person actually is going to try and intefere with the game?
[23:24] <@The Intern> Nizhaladax?
[23:24] <AirGrl> yeah
[23:26] <@The Intern> ...While she's... much haughtier than I remembered...
[23:26] <@The Intern> We were trained roughly the same.
[23:26] <@The Intern> And she would know better than to do that.
[23:26] <@The Intern> (Granted I interfered in a BIG way ><)
[23:27] <@The Intern> I think she enjoys fostering the perception she might as a kind of intimidation factor / bargaining chip
[23:28] * AirGrl opens a ginger ale and sips...then completely relaxes
[23:28] <AirGrl> ...oooooh that's good stuffff
[23:30] * @The Intern nibbles on a slice of pizza/
[23:30] <AirGrl> back home the pizza crusts are blue...can you imagine that...blue pizza crusts
[23:30] <@The Intern> Sounds interesting.
[23:31] <@The Intern> On Tatooine they serve Blue Milk from what I hear.
[23:32] <AirGrl> tatooine?
[23:32] <David O`Cain> Different type of wheat, perhaps, Miki?
[23:33] <@The Intern> A desert world in a Galaxy far, far away from here.
[23:36] * AirGrl yawns a bit
[23:41] <AirGrl> so..you can get me a library card?
[23:42] <@The Intern> Yes.
[23:42] *** The Intern is carrying:
--------------------------------------------
1. Sonic Potato Peeler
2. Psychic Paper
3. DataPADD
4. Emergency Snack Supply
5. EMERGENCY Emergency Snack Supply
6. SUPER CRUCIAL EMERGENCY Emergency Snack Supply
7. Time Ring
8. Starseed Extractor
9. Twin Validium folding blades
10. Unmei / Egae Transport Charm
--------------------------------------------
Assets: G¥666603538 .
[23:42] *** The Intern has dropped Emergency Snack Supply
[23:43] * @The Intern winces at that
[23:43] *** The Intern has placed Portable Field Replicator in Inventory Slot: 4
[23:43] *** Souldier [CommanderFluffy@UrbanSpoon.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:43] <@spiritflame> konbanwa souldier
[23:43] * @The Intern programs a portable field replicator and generates a Library card for Miki
[23:44] * @The Intern hacks the relevant database and enters the credentials.
[23:44] <AirGrl> thanks!
[23:44] * @The Intern hands Miki a card.
[23:44] <@The Intern> No problem!
[23:45] <David O`Cain> Hey, Guyver.
[23:46] <AirGrl> oh hello there!
[23:47] * Souldier stretches for a bit before looking at everyone. "Evening
[23:47] <@The Intern> Good evening!
[23:50] <Souldier> How ya doin intern
[23:50] * Souldier waves to David and scurffles Miki's hair.
[23:51] <Souldier> How's my niece doin' today
[23:51] <@The Intern> Farily well, yourself?
[23:51] <Souldier> Hmm losing weight for the most part
[23:51] <Souldier> Carefully.
[23:51] <AirGrl> I'm doing alright ^^
[23:52] * David O`Cain stretches a bit
[23:52] <Souldier> more lean, a bit less bulk is where I'm going
[23:58] * Freya [1602] calmly reads a book, shivering a bit
[00:02] *** Freya [CatGirl1@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2
[00:02] <AirGrl> oh?
[00:06] * Souldier nods
[00:06] * Souldier flexes
[00:06] <Souldier> gonna get leaner
[00:06] <David O`Cain> What? No muscle at all?
[00:07] * AirGrl imagines guyver as a stringy looking guy
[00:11] * Daini Felinus has moved to: [ 1602 ]
[00:12] * Daini Felinus [1602] crawls onto Freya's bed and into her lap purring :3
[00:13] <Souldier> What are you crazy?
[00:13] <Souldier> Hell no
[00:13] <Souldier> That would be way too punishing for my body.
[00:13] <Souldier> I just want to be more flexible is all
[00:14] <Freya> [1602] now what are you doing here?
[00:14] <Daini Felinus> [1602] Aini wanna seep wif mommy. Mommy seem lonely
[00:15] <David O`Cain> Fair enough.
[00:15] <Freya> [1602] are you sure?
[00:16] * Daini Felinus [1602] nods nods and hugs freya's leg "yes mommy. Aini sure^^"
[00:17] * Souldier chuckles
[00:17] <Souldier> Don't worry. The level of manliness wont be decreasing
[00:19] <Freya> [1602] ._. mom was right about you
[00:19] <AirGrl> ^
[00:19] <Daini Felinus> [1602] hm?
[00:19] <AirGrl> (( damn playing two peple ))
[00:20] <Freya> (( freya didn't say that ))
[00:20] <Daini Felinus> (( i know that feeling all too well ))
[00:20] <Freya> [1602] alright, daini..you may
[00:20] * Daini Felinus [1602] smiles and curls up purring "thank yuh mommy"
[00:25] <Souldier> What was she right about?
[00:26] <AirGrl> mom always said you were a bit..strange at times
[00:31] * Souldier laughs
[00:31] <Souldier> i'm perfectly normal
[00:33] <David O`Cain> Man, you're just as normal as anyone here. :P
[00:34] <David O`Cain> ♦ (Yeah! And healthy about it, too!)
[00:34] <David O`Cain> - (Damn right.) -
[00:35] * Souldier chuckles
[00:36] <YumikoTakanashi> no yuhr not.. get out of denial!
[00:37] * YumikoTakanashi walks upstairs "ive got a room to raid.. that girl stole my sneakers!"
[00:43] * AirGrl looks like she's starting to nod off
[00:47] <David O`Cain> Tired, Miki?
[00:48] <AirGrl> yeah *yawn*
[00:52] <AirGrl> maybe I should head to bed
[00:53] * David O`Cain nods
[00:55] <AirGrl> night everyone!
[00:55] <David O`Cain> Night, Miki.
[00:56] * AirGrl heads upstairs to her room
[00:56] *** AirGrl has left #suburbansenshi2 (time for sleep)
[01:05] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has quit IRC (Time to head home.)
[01:08] <Yaijinden> ♫?
[01:14] * @The Intern is still here
[01:14] <@The Intern> How goes the evening~
[01:24] <Yaijinden> In moments.
[01:25] <Yaijinden> There's a nameless dread surfacing.
[01:25] <@The Intern> Oh?
[01:27] <Yaijinden> It's a peculiar sensation, generalized and uncertain.
[01:28] <@The Intern> There are many things floating in the air right now...
[01:28] <@The Intern> I almost had indigestion today.
[01:29] <Yaijinden> Gasps!
[01:30] <@The Intern> I know :O
[01:31] <@The Intern> I'm making a few plans as well
[01:32] <Yaijinden> Sexy plans? he asked mechanically.
[01:32] <@The Intern> ...not really ^^;
[01:33] <@The Intern> Unless you're a cyberneticist.
[01:33] <Yaijinden> While I am a sex machine I do not usually have sex with machines.
[01:35] <@The Intern> (What an ironic choice of words, considering...)
[01:38] <@The Intern> As a taunt, Valeria used to tell me to go home...
[01:38] <@The Intern> because I would die here.
[01:38] <@The Intern> And I find myself working on a way to save her.
[01:39] <Yaijinden> *~irony~*
[01:40] <@The Intern> but I don't find any pleasure in it ><
[01:40] <@The Intern> I just want to solve this
[01:41] <Yaijinden> Irony is the universe's way of telling us, "Well, you're at least good for a chuckle."
[01:42] <Yaijinden> This is usually a mixed blessing at best.
[01:42] <@The Intern> heheh...
[01:43] <@The Intern> I want people to laugh again, even if it's at my expense.
[01:49] <Yaijinden> ♫.
[01:50] <@The Intern> And it's also been such a rough week for me.
[01:50] <@The Intern> Corruptor...
[01:50] <Yaijinden> The gravity of a moment has much to do with the grave!
[01:51] <@The Intern> and then... someone I thought was my friend coming back and then proving it was all in my head.
[01:54] * Yaijinden nods somberly, reflecting
[01:59] <Yaijinden> I'm not going to learn any more of this dread tonight.
[01:59] * Yaijinden waves, and is out
[01:59] * Bowl of Water rattles.
[02:01] * @The Intern observes this bowl
[02:01] <@The Intern> ...
[02:01] * Image of Frost appears
[02:01] *** Image of Frost has joined #suburbansenshi2
[02:01] <@spiritflame> konbanwa image of frost
[02:02] <Image of Frost> ♦ There we go. I think the connection is stable this time.
[02:02] <@The Intern> (Fascinating.)
[02:04] <Image of Frost> ♦ Just you tonight intern?
[02:08] <@The Intern> So it would seen.
[02:08] <@The Intern> ^seem
[02:10] <Image of Frost> - ...actully is it night there? The sky here is preetty wierd so I can never tell if it's day or night. -
[02:11] <Image of Frost> ♦ ^
[02:12] <@The Intern> It is.
[02:14] <Image of Frost> ♦ I wish this thing was able to show scenary rather then just people. The sky here really is a sight one needs to see.
[02:18] <@The Intern> I'm not fully clear on your situation... I've been busy with a lot of other things...
[02:18] <@The Intern> is there some kind of military operation going on?
[02:19] <Image of Frost> ♦ Correct, of which I am one of the commanding officers. I run one of the bases we've set up here. Here being the planet of Draenor. In my timeline this world is nothing more then an exploded husk known as "Outland"
[02:21] <Image of Frost> ♦ We've come here looking to stop the "Iron Horde" which, at the urgeings of Fromer Warchief Garrosh Hellscream, who escaped here with aid of a renegade member of the time traveling Bronze Dragonflight, is trying to invade my homworld.
[02:24] <@The Intern> Is there anything we can do here~?
[02:26] <Image of Frost> ♦ Find a way to get to me. Have the mages and chonomancers and other time people work on opening a portal. They can use this bowl as a starting point for the connection. Every person from there that I can get over here to help out is another 20 or 30 foot soilders I can re-direct elsewhere.
[02:27] <@The Intern> Okay...
[02:28] <@The Intern> I'll have to map the co-ordinates...
[02:30] * @The Intern goes over to a wall, pulls off a painting and pulls out some equipment
[02:31] * @The Intern reprograms a few sensors and bombards the bowl with tachyons
[02:31] * @The Intern starts to map the Vortex displacement
[02:31] <@The Intern> If I can get the co-ordinates, then we can see about establishing a portal for you
[02:32] <Image of Frost> ♦ Thank you.
[02:33] <@The Intern> You're welcome.
[02:34] * Image of Frost 's image is connected to an alternate timeline and is roughly 35 years in the past as well.
[02:39] * @The Intern gets that data.
[02:39] <@The Intern> Okay lets see...
[02:39] * @The Intern maps the dimensional transit paths.
[02:41] * Image of Frost watches. While she knows some pretty complext stuff, temporal mechanics are beyond her.
[02:43] <@The Intern> Okay...
[02:44] <@The Intern> I just need to rig up the portal.. which means I need a power source... and a focus point...
[02:44] * @The Intern takes her Time Ring
[02:44] <Image of Frost> ♦ Anything we need to do on our end?
[02:45] * @The Intern juryrigs it to a mirror in a display of technical improvisation that would make a master technician s[BLEEP]t himself in awe and fear
[02:45] <@The Intern> Just stand by...
[02:45] * @The Intern hefts this contraption into a disused elevator on the far side of the lobbt
[02:46] * @The Intern sets it up in the back
[02:46] * @The Intern sonics it all up and starts it
[02:46] * @The Intern heads back out
[02:47] <@The Intern> I've established a portal leading to an elevator in the Lobby
[02:47] <@The Intern> It should open somwhere in your immediate vicintiy.
[02:48] * Image of Frost turns her head as a couple voices shout at her from off to the side "I think some of my men found your portal. Thankfully it's hidden, I don't want too many of my troops passing though.
[02:49] *** Image of Frost has quit IRC
[02:49] *** FrostQueenie [KnightOfTheEbonBlade@TheAlliance.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[02:49] <@spiritflame> konbanwa frostqueenie
[02:49] * FrostQueenie enters via the portal.
[02:50] * FrostQueenie walks over to Intern and holds out a palm sized stone with a rune engraved on the front.
[02:50] * @The Intern takes this stone
[02:50] <@The Intern> What's this?
[02:51] <FrostQueenie> ♦ A Hearthstone. It's bound to my Garrison on Dreanor. Now that we have a secure connection using this stone's enchantment should take you there, though it needs time between uses to recharge.
[02:51] <FrostQueenie> - ^ -
[02:51] <@The Intern> I understand.
[02:53] <FrostQueenie> - Let the others know that Draneor awaits. If you or the others have some free time I have work that needs doing, you'll be well compensated. -
[02:53] <@The Intern> I shall pass the message along. Good luck!
[02:54] * FrostQueenie heads back though the portal.
[02:54] *** FrostQueenie [KnightOfTheEbonBlade@TheAlliance.net] has quit IRC (Suffer well.)
[02:55] <@The Intern> ...
[02:55] <@The Intern> (I'd rather not suffer at all)
[02:55] * @The Intern securely stores this with a note for Lady Magistra explaining the situation.
[02:55] * @The Intern sends a request for a new Time Ring.
[03:04] * @The Intern 's request... is rejected?
[03:04] <@The Intern> ...
[03:05] * FrostQueenie notes you can take the portal down if it just makes things more complicated... She'll find another way.
[03:06] <@The Intern> No it's not that...
[03:07] <@The Intern> My codes aren't working..
[03:08] <@The Intern> (Is Nizhaladax right... was I sold out... )
[03:08] <Masked Figure> You look like you need help.
[03:10] <@The Intern> My access codes are revoked.
[03:10] <@The Intern> The CIA databse doesn't recognize me.
[03:11] * @The Intern sits down with an odd look in her eyes, like she's lost
[03:11] <Masked Figure> Now where would one go to fix this?
[03:12] <@The Intern> That's something The Co-Ordinator would have to handle..
[03:12] <Masked Figure> That's not what I asked.
[03:13] <Masked Figure> I asked where do you need to go to make things better.
[03:13] <@The Intern> Gallifrey, in the Citadel.
[03:14] <@The Intern> The catacombs underneath the Panopticon.
[03:14] <@The Intern> (She wouldn't sell me out she wouldn't she WPOULDN'T)
[03:14] <Masked Figure> Oh. That's easy to get to.
[03:15] <@The Intern> Well we cou---
[03:15] * @The Intern holds up a hand
[03:16] * @The Intern tilts her head
[03:16] * @The Intern narrows her eyes
[03:16] * @The Intern goes over to a painting and pulls it down
[03:16] * @The Intern accesses the network patch panel for outgoing comms
[03:17] * @The Intern pulls out her sonic and starts checking the system
[03:17] * @The Intern finds what she was expecting to. An interception relay.
[03:17] * @The Intern pulls it out
[03:18] * @The Intern tries to communicate with Gallifrey again. This time her codes are accepted.
[03:18] <@The Intern> ...
[03:18] <@The Intern> That... woman.
[03:18] * @The Intern holds up the relay
[03:18] <@The Intern> She was blocking my codes.
[03:18] <@The Intern> She wanted me to think I was alone.
[03:19] <@The Intern> It would have worked except I remember her taunts... and I know how she works...
[03:21] <Masked Figure> Nice work.
[03:22] <@The Intern> She was doing to me what she accused the Co-Ordinator of doing to her and Simon.
[03:22] <@The Intern> If we had gone to Gallifrey and borken in...
[03:22] <@The Intern> I bet there would have been a trap waiting.
[03:22] <Masked Figure> Broken In?
[03:22] <Masked Figure> Who said ANYTHING about breaking in.
[03:22] * @The Intern shrugs
[03:23] * @The Intern rewires the relay to play some random Vogon Poetry and reinstalls it so it will transmit that back to Nizhaladax
[03:26] *** N. Blackhand [������������������@shada.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (ARRGHHH MY INTESTINES ARE TRYINGT O STRANGULATE ME)
[03:26] <Masked Figure> ....
[03:26] <Masked Figure> I didn't know she listened to that with her digestive system
[03:26] <@The Intern> ♡
[03:27] <@The Intern> No, basically the Intestines will rise up and try to kill you to protect you from the sound.
[03:28] <Masked Figure> Ah.
[03:29] <@The Intern> I'm going to file my reports on this
[03:29] <@The Intern> Goodnight.
[03:29] <@The Intern> Thanks for offering to help~ :D
[03:29] <@The Intern> ^!
[03:29] *** @The Intern [neminixblipsonara@cia674.panopticon.gallfrey.kasterborous.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I'll work as hard as I can to help everyone!)
[03:30] <Masked Figure> Help?
[10:21] <AirGrl> !rei.bot weather
[10:21] * AirGrl has moved to: [ Tokyo Street ]
[10:21] *** AirGrl has joined #suburbansenshi2
[10:21] <@spiritflame> ohayo airgrl
[10:25] * AirGrl [Tokyo Street] walks down the street, shivering a bit
[10:25] <AirGrl> [Tokyo Street] wow it's cooling down...
[10:29] * AirGrl [Tokyo Street] walks past some shops and pauses, looking in the window
[10:32] * AirGrl [Tokyo Street] shakes her head and heads off for the library!
[10:32] *** AirGrl has left #suburbansenshi2 (time to do some research)
[11:51] * @The Intern has implemented som performance tuning on the wiki and its going to turn her attention towards optimizing it
[11:54] * @SpeedRcrX changes topic to `Souldier's Secret Santa| firefly1824: i need to get some | PHP requests seem to be murdering the server, presumably from the wiki so we are working on it. `
[12:12] * Wolf looks in the mirror.
[12:12] *** Wolf is



More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: [http://grooveshark.com/s/You+Know+My+Name/2T76xN?src=5]'You Know My Name' by Chris Cornell[/url].
Wolf is an IRC Operator - Channel Administrator
[12:12] <@Wolf> whoops
[12:13] <@The Intern> [url] at the beginning.
[12:13] <@Wolf> yea I know I missed it sorry.
[12:14] <@Wolf> thought i'd go back to a oldie but goodie for methemes.
[12:15] *** she's currently using skyfall skrillex remix XD
[12:15] *** f[BLEEP]king love that movie
[12:15] <@Wolf> James bond?
[12:15] <@Wolf> Sterling Archer?
[12:15] <@Wolf> motherf[BLEEP]ker please.
[12:15] <@Wolf> I am Wolfwood.
[12:16] *** ARCHER I AM SO TAKING THAT CANON
[12:16] <@Wolf> (( something something danger zone ))
[12:18] *** and I know what i'm going to do wit it too.
[12:19] <@Wolf> >_>
[12:19] <@Wolf> Let me beat the s[BLEEP]t out of him because clearly I am the best at spy.
[12:20] *** XD
[12:20] <@The Intern> What are you curently doing for employment, Mister London?
[12:22] <@Wolf> I work for Red Ribbon Security, a private millitary company.
[12:23] * @The Intern nods
[12:23] <@Wolf> Did black ops for Torchwood and UNIT but that was a whole life ago.
[12:23] <@Wolf> And the US millitary. And the british millitary. But that was decades ago.
[12:23] <@Wolf> God I miss the fourties.
[12:24] <@The Intern> You're entering a period of warfare where much of it will be unmanned.
[12:26] <@Wolf> There will always be a need for a physical presence in warfare.
[12:26] <@Wolf> When there is not, I will find something else to do.
[12:29] * @Wolf lights a smoke
[12:30] * @The Intern nods
[12:31] <@Wolf> In the end i'm going to outlast most of you.
[12:31] <@Wolf> It's the years when all my friends are gone I fear.
[12:33] <@The Intern> In this universe there's many long-lived beings.
[12:33] * @Wolf nods
[12:34] <@Wolf> I've seen many possible futures for myself.
[12:34] <@Wolf> Stole a TARDIS once.
[12:34] <@Wolf> Not sure any is more viable then the next.
[12:35] * @The Intern looks over Wolf a bit
[12:35] * @The Intern just sees a knot of possible continuity
[12:35] <@The Intern> I wish I had some insight for you :<
[12:37] <@Wolf> It's the thought that counts
[12:38] *** @Wolf [Warfighter_11@RedRibbonOnline.mil] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Carry on my wayward son)
[14:13] *** AirGrl has joined #suburbansenshi2
[14:13] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa airgrl
[14:13] * AirGrl [Tokyo Street] walks in with a stack of books
[14:13] * AirGrl has moved back to the lobby
[14:14] <AirGrl> hope these are..enough...
[14:15] <Yaijinden> What are you doing, Earth Human?!
[14:16] <AirGrl> I'm not from Earth
[14:16] <YumikoTakanashi> whatcha got there miki?
[14:16] <AirGrl> books on swords
[14:16] <YumikoTakanashi> oooooooo
[14:17] <YumikoTakanashi> got one on katanas?
[14:18] <AirGrl> um yeah
[14:20] * YumikoTakanashi whips out her katana "good i need to learn how to sharpen it.. just in case
[14:24] * AirGrl hands yumiko a book
[14:25] * YumikoTakanashi grins and flips through it "if yuh need any lessons Lucien can teach yuh"
[14:27] <AirGrl> well I don't even know what sort of blade to choose
[14:28] <YumikoTakanashi> i chose the one i liked most XD
[14:29] <YumikoTakanashi> if yuh want i could bring one of each for yuh to see.....
[14:30] <AirGrl> I'd like that!
[14:31] * YumikoTakanashi pulls out her phone and starts typing "when would yuh like them?"
[14:34] <AirGrl> um..whenever
[14:34] <YumikoTakanashi> ok now
[14:35] *** Lucien [guadian_angel@eslancia.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[14:35] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa lucien
[14:35] * Lucien appears with a sword rack
[14:35] <YumikoTakanashi> there yuh go^^
[14:36] <AirGrl> gah!
[14:36] <AirGrl> that was quick
[14:36] <YumikoTakanashi> what?
[14:36] <YumikoTakanashi> yea.. Lucien is great!
[14:38] * Lucien bows politely to miki "miss kaze."
[14:44] * AirGrl looks at the swords...
[14:45] * YumikoTakanashi goes over to the rack and looks like she's shopping "how tall are yuh?
[14:47] <AirGrl> 5'7
[14:47] <YumikoTakanashi> holy s[BLEEP]t
[14:48] * YumikoTakanashi looks up at miki "damn girl.. yuh ate ALL yuhr vegetables"
[14:50] <AirGrl> >.>
[14:50] <YumikoTakanashi> sooo yuh dont need a short blade... that would just accentuate yuhr height.. plus yuhr punch would reach before the blade
[14:50] * @The Intern changes topic to `Souldier's Secret Santa | firefly1824: i need to get some | PHP requests seem to be murdering the server, presumably from the wiki so we are working on it. | TONIGHT @ 8 CBT: N³ - The Final Sacrifice: Fourth Circle: GREED `
[14:53] * @The Intern changes topic to `Souldier's Secret Santa | firefly1824: i need to get some | PHP requests seem to be murdering the server, presumably from the wiki so we are working on it. | TONIGHT @ 8 CBT: N³ - The Final Sacrifice: Fourth Circle: GREED - PROTIP: You best know your senshi!`
[14:57] <YumikoTakanashi> would yuh say yuhr agile?
[14:58] <AirGrl> I guess so
[14:58] * @The Intern changes topic to `Souldier's Secret Santa | firefly1824: i need to get some | PHP requests seem to be murdering the server, presumably from the wiki so we are working on it. | TONIGHT @ 8 CBT: N³ - The Final Sacrifice: Fourth Circle: GREED - PROTIP: You best know your SUBURBAN senshi!`
[14:58] * @The Intern locks down that topic ><
[14:59] <YumikoTakanashi> (( that is a LOT of topic changes ))
[14:59] <YumikoTakanashi> kay so no broadsword... *tosses a sword aside
[14:59] *** Because I realized what I plan is not fair if you're only looking at canon SM
[15:04] <YumikoTakanashi> what about a greatsword?
[15:05] <AirGrl> what's that?
[15:06] * YumikoTakanashi turns Lucien around and points to the sword on his back "that"
[15:07] * YumikoTakanashi is away: blah blah IRL s[BLEEP]t
[15:07] * Lucien is away: blah blah IRL s[BLEEP]t
[15:15] *** Nelius Raoul [CreativeChaos@LandofCarnage.nw] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[15:15] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa nelius raoul
[15:15] * Nelius Raoul steps out of a Dimensional Gate.
[15:16] <Nelius Raoul> Hey.
[15:16] <@The Intern> Hello!
[15:17] <Nelius Raoul> What's the news?
[15:17] <@The Intern> Not much today.
[15:21] * Nelius Raoul looks up at the topic. "So, the Greed Circle is upon us today."
[15:21] <@The Intern> Yes.
[15:22] * AirGrl pauses...then picks up a sword from the rack, looking at it
[15:22] <AirGrl> excuse me...
[15:22] *** Mighty_Mercury has joined #suburbansenshi2
[15:22] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa mighty_mercury
[15:22] <Mighty_Mercury> So... you will be my opponents.
[15:22] <@The Intern> ...
[15:22] <AirGrl> huh?
[15:23] <Nelius Raoul> (Mercury, huh.....)
[15:23] <Mighty_Mercury> I hope your minds are ready to be challenged.
[15:23] * Mighty_Mercury holds up nine discs.
[15:23] <Mighty_Mercury> Here I have data on 9 of the Senshi.
[15:23] * Mighty_Mercury looks in the mirror.
[15:23] *** Mighty_Mercury is Imagine Iron Man Mark VI but painted blue and white and with the Mercury sigil on its chest. That's what you're seeing here. And the voice sounds like a squeaky English accent.
Her image Song is: .
[15:24] <Mighty_Mercury> My power suit gives me 9000 units of protection.
[15:24] <Mighty_Mercury> There will be 9 short intelligence checks.
[15:25] <Mighty_Mercury> Each one passed will remove 1000 units of protection from my suit.
[15:25] <Mighty_Mercury> Each one failed will cost you a /sell [# of the puzzle]
[15:26] <Mighty_Mercury> Or you can bypass the checks and elect to take whatever secret prize is offered instead.
[15:26] <Mighty_Mercury> But you will only have three rounds ot beat me after the checks.
[15:26] <Mighty_Mercury> [There will 9 checks and 9 chances ot bypass]
[15:27] <@The Intern> If you fail. Doctor Hooey will meet his final end.
[15:27] <Mighty_Mercury> ^
[15:27] <@The Intern> ..Hooey?
[15:28] <@The Intern> The only man to ever fail out of Gallifrey Community College?
[15:28] <Mighty_Mercury> The same.
[15:28] <Mighty_Mercury> If you don't know the Suburban Senshi you will find my checks... difficult.
[15:28] <Mighty_Mercury> So be sure one of your party has been around for a long time.
[15:29] <Mighty_Mercury> Good luck. You will need it.
[15:29] *** Mighty_Mercury has left #suburbansenshi2 (The Odds are in my favor.)
[15:30] <AirGrl> I am coming with tonight
[15:30] <Nelius Raoul> You certain about this?
[15:30] <@The Intern> Have you studied the history of this place?
[15:31] <AirGrl> that padd you gave me
[15:31] <AirGrl> I took a good look
[15:31] * @The Intern nods
[15:34] * YumikoTakanashi is back
[15:35] * YumikoTakanashi swings her katana lazily
[15:35] <Nelius Raoul> Before we get ready to go into this, we'd best have a strategy meeting-- make damn well certain we're well coordinated enough to reduce in-fighting to a minimum.
[15:36] <AirGrl> what is this sort of sword?
[15:36] <AirGrl> holds it out
[15:37] <@The Intern> It looks Chinese in origin...
[15:38] <YumikoTakanashi> looks like a tai-chi sword
[15:40] <AirGrl> a tai-chi sword?
[15:40] * AirGrl unshelths it..looking it over
[15:43] <YumikoTakanashi> yuh like that one?
[15:44] <AirGrl> yeah it...feels good
[15:45] <YumikoTakanashi> i'll need yuhr two favorite colors then^^
[15:47] <AirGrl> um..purple and blue
[15:49] <YumikoTakanashi> soooo a black handle and a gradient blue to purple blade...
[15:49] <AirGrl> that would be...interesting O_O
[15:50] * YumikoTakanashi holds out her katana to miki "mine is a black handle with a royal purple blade"
[15:50] <YumikoTakanashi> swords arent just weapons.. they're yuhr best friend!
[15:52] <AirGrl> I suppose
[15:52] <AirGrl> never thought of it that way
[15:54] <YumikoTakanashi> im never alone even in battle by myself.. i have my blade as my companion^^
[15:54] <Nelius Raoul> The same can be said for any weapon you've taken care of.
[15:57] <YumikoTakanashi> a well cared for weapon will pay yuh back in the long run
[15:58] <YumikoTakanashi> ive put in the commision to my blacksmith yuhr sword should be ready by tonight^^ keep that one for now to practice with ok?
[16:00] <AirGrl> ok..wow
[16:06] * YumikoTakanashi grins "yuh excited?
[16:06] * AirGrl smiles an dnods
[16:07] <YumikoTakanashi> good^^
[16:13] * Kanri-chan sneaks downstairs with and flops onto a couch covered in a blanket
[16:20] <Kanri-chan> niikuuuuuuuuuun~ T.T
[16:20] <Nelius Raoul> Hey Kanri.
[16:21] * Kanri-chan whines "i swallowed the toothpaste again!"
[16:22] <Nelius Raoul> ..............
[16:23] <YumikoTakanashi> whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
[16:23] * A letter comes in from Lateveria for Haruka
[16:23] <Kanri-chan> my tummy doesnt like it T.T
[16:23] * ^Latveria
[16:24] * YumikoTakanashi is NOT touching that...who knows where its been
[16:24] <Nelius Raoul> You gotta stop doing that, Kanri.
[16:24] * AirGrl takes the letter...
[16:24] <AirGrl> do you know where haruka is?
[16:24] <Kanri-chan> i forgot! T.T
[16:25] <@The Intern> I think she's still stuck to some VR apparatus.
[16:25] <YumikoTakanashi> way upstairs where the stink is found
[16:25] <@The Intern> You might as well look at the letter.
[16:25] <Nelius Raoul> (Good grief...........)
[16:25] * AirGrl opens the letter and checks
[16:26] * it says SEND MONEY
A.F.K.
[/size=9]Love you ♡[/size]
[16:27] <AirGrl> ..it says Send Money from AFK.....
[16:27] * it says SEND MONEY
A.F.K.
Love you ♡
[16:27] <@The Intern> Oh, that must be her child.
[16:27] <YumikoTakanashi> sounds like haruka's pimp is pissed XD
[16:27] <AirGrl> do you think the child is being held hostage?
[16:28] <@The Intern> No... last I recall they shipped her to a LAtverian boarding school.
[16:28] <YumikoTakanashi> they have a kid?
[16:28] <@The Intern> She probabaly needs funds. Or was it a boy.
[16:28] * @The Intern will have to check
[16:28] <@The Intern> Yes.
[16:28] <YumikoTakanashi> that poor poor child T.T
[16:28] <AirGrl> (( ok bbl going to get a haircut ))
[16:29] <@The Intern> Due to circumstances, Ten'ou Haruka was turned male for a time and could not resist testing out her genetalia.
[16:29] <@The Intern> This resulted in a child.
[16:29] <YumikoTakanashi> wow.....
[16:29] <YumikoTakanashi> what circumstance?
[16:31] <Nelius Raoul> Gonna guess it was some incident years ago where Moon went a little overboard with the Silver Crystal.... I remember Doc mentioning it before.
[16:31] <@The Intern> Yes.
[16:32] <YumikoTakanashi> can she do it again? >.>
[16:32] <@The Intern> I believe she's a woman again.
[16:32] * Emily.bot enters via the london door. she is wearing a business suit with trousers and glasses
[16:33] <YumikoTakanashi> oh she is...... nelius and i can tell yuh
[16:33] <Emily.bot> Hello
[16:33] <Nelius Raoul> Far as I heard, the Silver Crystal's been passed on to a more..... responsible individual.
[16:33] * Kanri-chan looks at emily.bot.
[16:33] *** emily.bot is Emily.Bot is a robot partner Built by OtakuRedRanger to aid him in battle. She Looks Like chachamaru Karakuri but Lewis has built more weapons into her
Her image Song is: Happy Material 1 from Mahou Sensei Negima.
[16:34] * Nelius Raoul looks over. "Ah, you're Lewis' associate, right?"
[16:34] <Emily.bot> My master sent me ahead to find out if kanri is ok from yesterday's...incident
[16:34] <YumikoTakanashi> pfffffffft he's too scared to come himself? XD
[16:35] <Emily.bot> he was afraid that kanri's parent may attempt to...castrate him? I believe his words were?
[16:36] <YumikoTakanashi> snrrrrrrrrrrk
[16:36] <YumikoTakanashi> by the way i still have to tell freya about that XD
[16:38] * Emily.bot looks at Yumi with a look that says both "locking onto target" and If you even try i will murder you"
[16:40] * Emily.bot eyes start glowing as the lasers are primed.... along with the targetting system her her masters interdimensional cannon
[16:40] <Nelius Raoul> Emily, give it a rest.
[16:41] * Emily.bot stops the eye lasers....but not the targetting for the cannon
[16:41] <Emily.bot> is kanri ok?
[16:41] <Emily.bot> does my master have to worry?
[16:42] <Emily.bot> /e suddenly has a look of remebering something important
[16:42] <Emily.bot> oh and master wanted to know if there was going to be a nonary game tonight?
[16:42] <YumikoTakanashi> ooo girl.. yuh need to pull yuhr pantyhose down a bit.. they are riding yuhr ass like the kentucky derby~
[16:43] * YumikoTakanashi skips off upstairs "now where's the tiny one?"
[16:43] * YumikoTakanashi is away: ohhhhhhhhh shortstack~
[16:44] <Nelius Raoul> Kanri's fine, and yes, there is a nonary game going on tonight--- word of warning, this one's gonna test knowledge of this timeline.
[16:44] <Emily.bot> well then me and my master will have to be spectators for this game
[16:44] <Emily.bot> as both he and I do not know much about the timeline
[16:45] <Emily.bot> i think i will go and i will transmit the game to him at home
[16:45] <Emily.bot> this will gve both of us the chance to learn more about this dimension
[16:46] <Emily.bot> will that be ok with the rest of the party?
[16:50] <Nelius Raoul> Be careful-- no real telling what might happen.
[16:50] <Emily.bot> how so?
[16:51] <Emily.bot> i believe the only time there was a spectator was the neptune game, from what my master told me
[16:52] <Emily.bot> and all they did was annoy everyone trying to troll them
[16:52] <Nelius Raoul> These Twisted Senshi have proven to be on the unpredictable.
[16:54] * Emily.bot does look like she agrees, then Has a look of rememberance
[16:54] * Emily.bot pulls off her left hand, which morphs into a camcorder with a clip
[16:54] <Emily.bot> take this and use it to record the game
[16:55] * Emily.bot has another hand come out of athe hole left by taking her hand off
[16:57] * Emily.bot smiles
[16:57] <Emily.bot> i will still have to stay here to transmit the signal to my master but i can also show it to everyone else here
[16:59] * Emily.bot has the tip of her robotic long ears open to unveil antenna like the radio antenna of a car
[17:02] <Emily.bot> if that was also ok with the party?
[17:02] <Nelius Raoul> Considering we have about three hours before things begin....
[17:03] <Nelius Raoul> And we're a bit short on people to undertake this at the moment...
[17:03] <Emily.bot> oh my
[17:08] <Emily.bot> do you know anyone else who could play?
[17:14] <Nelius Raoul> Hopefully more people will show up before the appointed time.
[17:15] * Emily.bot looks kinda worried
[17:15] <Emily.bot> i hope so...and so does my master
[17:23] <Nelius Raoul> About all that can be done now is to prepare.
[17:25] * Nelius Raoul is away: Speaking of...
[17:46] *** AirGrl has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:46] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa airgrl
[17:46] * AirGrl walks back in
[17:47] <AirGrl> huh?
[17:52] <Emily.bot> oh helo there
[17:54] * AirGrl looks at Emily.bot.
[17:54] *** Emily.bot is Emily.Bot is a robot partner Built by OtakuRedRanger to aid him in battle. She Looks Like chachamaru Karakuri but Lewis has built more weapons into her
Her image Song is: Happy Material 1 from Mahou Sensei Negima.
[17:54] <Emily.bot> I do not believe we have met
[17:55] <Emily.bot> I am Emily.bot
[17:55] <AirGrl> Miki Kaze
[17:55] <Emily.bot> I have heard of you from my master
[17:55] <Emily.bot> Lewis
[17:56] <AirGrl> oh ok!
[17:58] <Emily.bot> my master cannot be with us today
[17:58] <Emily.bot> he had sent me on ahead
[18:04] * Someone knocks on the tokyo door
[18:05] * AirGrl walks over and opens the door
[18:06] <Mailman> Delivery for a Miss Miki Kaze?
[18:06] <AirGrl> really???
[18:06] * Mailman hands over a clipboard with a paper "Yes ma'am. Please sign the line"
[18:06] <Emily.bot> master also mentioned about the last one
[18:07] * AirGrl blinks and signs on the paper
[18:07] * Mailman takes the clipboard and hands over a long, dark purple box
[18:07] <Mailman> enjoy!
[18:07] *** Mailman has left #suburbansenshi2
[18:08] * AirGrl blinks and puts the box down on the bartop and opens it
[18:11] * Box contains an extravagant Tai-Chi sword of high quality. The hilt is a charcoal black, the blade fades from deep sea blue to royal purple.
[18:12] <Emily.bot> did you order that?
[18:13] * Sword has a godlen Q at the base of the hilt on both sides
[18:14] <AirGrl> ......wow
[18:18] <AirGrl> question is..how do I fight with it
[18:21] <Kanri-chan> yuh learn..
[18:21] <Emily.bot> you try, again and again
[18:21] * Kanri-chan rubs her eyes peeking over the couch still covered by the blanket "practice in the danger room"
[18:22] <Kanri-chan> just ignore the grumpy demon who inhabits it from time to time.. he's no threat.
[18:23] <Emily.bot> rumoy demon?
[18:24] <Kanri-chan> no.. its niikun
[18:24] <Kanri-chan> he's just a grumpy demon sometimes
[18:32] <Emily.bot> he does not seem that way all the time
[18:33] <Kanri-chan> nah.. not all the time.. he has his moments though
[18:38] * Nelius Raoul is back
[18:38] <Nelius Raoul> Wow, Kanri.....
[18:38] <Kanri-chan> hm?
[18:39] * Kanri-chan lazily turns to look at Nelius
[18:39] <Nelius Raoul> The grumpy demon-- is that how you see me?
[18:39] <AirGrl> yes but...nevermind
[18:40] * Nelius Raoul looks over to Miki. "Nice blade."
[18:41] <Kanri-chan> no.. i dont see yuh that way.. i see yuh much much differently
[18:41] <Kanri-chan> but when yuhr upset.. yuh make the grumpy goat under the moat look kind
[18:45] * Nelius Raoul shrugs.
[18:45] <AirGrl> oh thanks
[18:45] * AirGrl grabs a blindfold in the meantime
[18:47] * Kanri-chan wiggles under the blanket like a hermit crab "mehhh"
[18:51] * @The Intern has decrypted some more of the temporal invisible ink from the N:::3 pamphlet.
[18:52] <@The Intern> It looks like the next stage is at Mugen Academy, in the Sub-Sub basement.
[18:52] * Kanri-chan SHOOTS out of the blanket and throws it to nelius "CRAP!!!!! i still need a dress and shoes!!!!"
[18:52] <Nelius Raoul> Lovely...
[18:52] * Nelius Raoul catches the blanket.
[18:53] * Kanri-chan spins around panicking and grabs her wallet from the Q sofa and a hat "crap crap crap" runs upstairs
[18:54] * Kanri-chan is away: "mooom we need to go shopping like now...no 20 minutes ago!!"
[18:55] <Emily.bot> mugen academy?
[18:56] <@The Intern> A large private university builtin the Tokyo Delta.
[18:56] <@The Intern> ^built in
[18:56] <Emily.bot> no i remember the name
[18:56] <AirGrl> my mom's school!?!
[18:57] <Emily.bot> wasn;t that the final battle place with mistrees 9?
[18:57] <AirGrl> is she safe!?
[18:57] <AirGrl> is she going to be ok!?
[18:57] <@The Intern> I don't know, it's not school hours she shoulnd't be there?
[18:57] * Matsumi Kaze , somewhere, sneezes....hanging out with her friends at a totally different location
[19:01] <AirGrl> hope she's ok...
[19:06] * AirGrl shakes head!
[19:06] <AirGrl> no..gotta concentrate!
[19:10] <@The Intern> I'm sure you mother will be all right :D
[19:10] <AirGrl> yes yes I agree :)
[19:11] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:11] <@spiritflame> konbanwa david o`cain
[19:11] <David O`Cain> Yo.
[19:12] <Emily.bot> hello there
[19:15] <Nelius Raoul> Hey David.
[19:15] <David O`Cain> What's going on?
[19:15] *** Souldier [CommanderFluffy@UrbanSpoon.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:15] <@spiritflame> konbanwa souldier
[19:16] * AirGrl attaches the blade to her side
[19:18] <Souldier> ♦ Daddy's here!
[19:19] <Emily.bot> um hello?
[19:19] * Souldier walks in. The live studio audience cheers at his arival
[19:19] <Nelius Raoul> ..........
[19:20] <David O`Cain> Whatcha got there, Miki?
[19:20] <AirGrl> a sword
[19:21] * Souldier nods at the crowd's clear approval of his massive epic manliness and strolls in
[19:24] <David O`Cain> Oh yeah? What type?
[19:28] <AirGrl> I think it's called a Tai-Chi sword
[19:28] <David O`Cain> Not bad.
[19:29] <@The Intern> About a half-hour left...
[19:29] <David O`Cain> Er, to what, Intern?
[19:29] <AirGrl> (I hope you are ready for this)
[19:29] <AirGrl> not really...but I can't just..run away
[19:29] <AirGrl> (good...now you are understanding things....)
[19:29] <Nelius Raoul> Nonary Game part 4, David.
[19:30] <@The Intern> The next part of the Nonary Game.
[19:30] * Souldier sits down on a sofa and stares at Miki
[19:30] <David O`Cain> Oh really? That quick, huh?
[19:30] <Nelius Raoul> Tonight's circle is Greed, our victim to rescue is a Dr. Hooey. Our opponent is Evil Sailor Mercury.
[19:30] <@The Intern> Well, there was no activity for a week.
[19:31] <David O`Cain> I see.
[19:31] <AirGrl> huh..something on my face? *looks to guyver*
[19:31] * David O`Cain goes over to the bar, and grabs a can of Power Cola S
[19:31] <Emily.bot> who is dr hooey?
[19:32] * Souldier takes his glasses off. and keeps looking at her.
[19:32] <@The Intern> A Time Lord who comes here for some reason.
[19:32] <@The Intern> The eternal shame of Gallifrey Community College.
[19:32] * Souldier eyes look dull, almost like he's looking through her
[19:32] <David O`Cain> Hmm. Sounds more like Dr. Phooey to me. :/
[19:33] <Emily.bot> is he that bad?
[19:33] <Nelius Raoul> The caveat of this game is knowledge of this universe--- Mercury is wearing an armor-suit that has 9 protection layers to it. Along the way, there'll be checks of said knowledge--- we get the check, one of those layers falls.
[19:33] <Nelius Raoul> If you fail, you'll end up eating a blast with power depending on how many layers of protection are left.
[19:33] <David O`Cain> Clever.
[19:34] <Nelius Raoul> After the 9 checks, there'll be three rounds to take her down.
[19:34] <Nelius Raoul> Keeping in with the idea of Greed, she's gonna try and offer up items to get us to not even attempt to disable the protection layer.
[19:34] <David O`Cain> However, I better not get blown out of the fighting again. Getting rather tired of that s[BLEEP]t.
[19:35] <Souldier> ...
[19:35] * Souldier puts his glasses back on
[19:36] <Nelius Raoul> And there's something to look out for--- it's very possible that these offered items may be trapped or have some other limiting factor to them. Those whom grasp too greedily often do overlook details....
[19:37] <Souldier> (It's as I thought. I can't see her either.)
[19:37] <David O`Cain> Here's a simple solution: don't give in.
[19:37] *** Mighty_Mercury has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:37] <@spiritflame> konbanwa mighty_mercury
[19:38] * Mighty_Mercury appears by hologram
[19:38] <Mighty_Mercury> None of them are trapped.
[19:38] * Souldier looks at mighty_mercury.
[19:38] *** mighty_mercury is Imagine Iron Man Mark VI but painted blue and white and with the Mercury sigil on its chest. That's what you're seeing here. And the voice sounds like a squeaky English accent.
Her image Song is: .
[19:38] <Emily.bot> oh dear here she is
[19:38] <AirGrl> ....
[19:38] <David O`Cain> Somehow I doubt that.
[19:38] <Souldier> hmmm
[19:39] <Nelius Raoul> Easier said than done, David, especially considering certain people here whom shall remain nameless.
[19:39] <Mighty_Mercury> this is a strict scientific test. I will not compormise it by lying.
[19:39] <AirGrl> scientific?
[19:39] <Mighty_Mercury> I do recognize that some of my riddles may be beyond you, so the alternative is provided.
[19:40] <Souldier> You never COULD fight. Heh
[19:40] * Mighty_Mercury moves a finger up as if adjusting glasses but the suit isn't wearing anything.
[19:40] <Mighty_Mercury> We shall see when the time comes.
[19:40] <Mighty_Mercury> You have twenty minutes.
[19:40] <Mighty_Mercury> i suggest listening to Mozart. It will boost your IQs temporarily.
[19:41] *** Mighty_Mercury has left #suburbansenshi2
[19:41] * Souldier is listening to: Velocity 2X - Flight Computer.mp3 [unknown kbps]
[19:43] * Souldier is listening to: velocity 2x - Frontier.mp3 [unknown kbps]
[19:43] * Souldier shrugs and stands up, he starts Shadow Boxing
[19:44] * David O`Cain is listening to: Bomb the Bass - Megablast.mp3 [unknown kbps]
[19:50] <@The Intern> Ten Minutes...
[19:50] <David O`Cain> Hmm.
[19:50] * AirGrl looks stressed...
[19:50] <Souldier> Miki
[19:50] <Souldier> stand up
[19:51] * AirGrl is standing
[19:52] * Souldier walks over to her
[19:52] <Souldier> Let me show you something
[19:53] <Souldier> Let's turn that tension into something good.
[19:53] <AirGrl> huh?
[19:54] * Souldier takes a boxer's stance.... and throws a jab at her. It stops just barely infront of her
[19:54] <Souldier> Now. Do the same. try to hit me.
[19:54] <AirGrl> ._.
[19:55] <Souldier> Trust your uncle...
[19:55] <AirGrl> ...are you sure....
[19:55] <Souldier> A simple jab. its an excercise
[19:55] <Souldier> You'll see what its benefits are
[19:55] * AirGrl PUNCHS Guyver
[19:56] * Souldier 's stance was opposite of her. her fist stops just at his nose.
[19:57] * Souldier throws another jab back, just at max range. "Good just like that."
[19:57] <Souldier> The point is using your range to trigger your reflexes.
[19:57] <Souldier> It helps with your focus.
[19:57] * AirGrl does the same
[19:59] <@The Intern> Les than a minute.
[19:59] * AirGrl takes a deep breath
[20:00] <Souldier> Good.
[20:00] * @The Intern pulls up the map location of Mugen
[20:00] <Adair> I'm going to sit this one out
[20:00] <Souldier> Next time we'll involve something to make it more exciting
[20:00] <@The Intern> It's time.
[20:00] <Souldier> ...
[20:00] *** Dimension Diver has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:00] <@spiritflame> konbanwa dimension diver
[20:00] * @The Intern programs Random door to open up to Mugen
[20:00] * Dimension Diver arcs into view
[20:00] * @The Intern opens it
[20:00] <Nelius Raoul> To Mugen Academy-- we have a genius to dethrone.
[20:01] <@The Intern> good luck. i'll monitor the operation from there.
[20:01] <AirGrl> (let us go, girl)
[20:01] * Souldier bonds the guard to his arm. Runes appear on his arm and the control blades assume a wrist blade formation on his arm
[20:02] <Emily.bot> don't forget my hand-corder!
[20:02] * Nelius Raoul has it.
[20:02] <Emily.bot> Nelius
[20:02] <Emily.bot> be careful
[20:02] <Nelius Raoul> I shall.
[20:02] <Souldier> Miki
[20:02] <Souldier> I expect good things from you.
[20:02] <David O`Cain> Well, let's get going.
[20:02] *** Morrigan [SexyNaughtyBitchyMe@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:02] <@spiritflame> konbanwa morrigan
[20:02] <Morrigan> Yes. Let's.
[20:02] * Souldier puts a hand on David's shoulder
[20:03] <AirGrl> I hope so...
[20:03] <Emily.bot> oh miss morrigan!
[20:03] *** Nelius Raoul [CreativeChaos@LandofCarnage.nw] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Through the door)
[20:03] * Morrigan looks at Emily.bot.
[20:03] *** Emily.bot is Emily.Bot is a robot partner Built by OtakuRedRanger to aid him in battle. She Looks Like chachamaru Karakuri but Lewis has built more weapons into her
Her image Song is: Happy Material 1 from Mahou Sensei Negima.
[20:03] <Emily.bot> before you go my master has a question for you
[20:03] <David O`Cain> Hey, Morrigan.
[20:03] <Morrigan> Go ahead.
[20:03] * Morrigan nods to David.
[20:03] *** Yaijinden has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:03] <@spiritflame> konbanwa yaijinden
[20:03] <Yaijinden> Ahahahahaha this is the best time for this.
[20:04] *** AirGrl has left #suburbansenshi2 (here we go)
[20:04] <Emily.bot> My master asks how he could be a hunter for the next sporehunt?
[20:04] * Yaijinden draws a summoning circle on the ground
[20:04] * Yaijinden kneels, meditates
[20:04] <Souldier> ...
[20:04] <Souldier> WELL THEN
[20:05] <Souldier> You'll be in my care.
[20:05] <Morrigan> He just needs to sign up to be one of the Sporehunter "Regulars", that's all! It's easy.
[20:05] * Souldier is away 
[20:05] * David O`Cain is away 
[20:05] <Emily.bot> where are the forms? i can take them to him later on
[20:05] <Emily.bot> my master says thank you
[20:06] * Morrigan hands Emily-bot a small packet of forms to fill out. Including a waiver in the event of Crotch-biters.
[20:06] <Morrigan> Now, if you'll excuse me. I have some friends to back up.
[20:06] * Morrigan is away 
[20:06] <Emily.bot> thank you miss morrigan
[20:06] <Emily.bot> all right everyone
[20:07] * Emily.bot lifts a shoulder panel to reveal a projector
[20:08] * Yaijinden opens his eyes
[20:08] <Yaijinden> ♦ NENKADU, ATTEND ME.
[20:08] *** Nenkadu [river-of-spears@wideninggyre.[DATA CORRUPTED]] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:08] <@spiritflame> konbanwa nenkadu
[20:08] * Emily.bot turns on the recorder to reveal the people at the next nonary game
[20:08] <Nenkadu> WHAT.
[20:08] *** Is emily.bot coming too?
[20:08] <Nenkadu> Your hole is made bigger. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME.
[20:09] <Emily.bot> no unknown voice
[20:09] <Yaijinden> hurr hurr my bigger hole
[20:09] *** ty
[20:09] <Yaijinden> You're going with them.
[20:09] * Nenkadu looks at the /topic
[20:09] <Nenkadu> ...damn your eyes.
[20:09] *** Nenkadu [river-of-spears@wideninggyre.[DATA CORRUPTED]] has left #suburbansenshi2 (#ss3)
[20:10] <Emily.bot> it looks like the game is about to begin
[20:11] * Emily.bot turns on the projector for everyone to see how the game goes live at the academy
[20:11] <Yaijinden> heeeeeee hee hee hee
[20:11] * Yaijinden is away 
[20:13] * Emily.bot whips out a KFC bucket's worth of popcorn from her masters pocketspace and sits down to watch the game
[20:24] <Emily.bot> oh boy this could get ugly
[20:30] <Emily.bot> oh boy they got it wrong
[20:32] <Emily.bot> ouch! that looked painful!
[20:34] * Emily.bot has a wtf face on because of the second question
[20:37] * Emily.bot has an even bigger wtf face as they actually discuss the second question!
[20:43] <Emily.bot> ouch again, man these guys are doing badly!
[20:44] *** Zept has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:44] <@spiritflame> konbanwa zept
[20:45] * Emily.bot rotates head so that her body is still poinitng and projecting the nonary game
[20:45] <Emily.bot> hello there
[20:46] <Emily.bot> would you like to sit down and watch the nonary game with me
[20:47] * Emily.bot looks at Zept.
[20:47] *** Zept is a 5' 10 male with dreadlocks, hands ALWAYS in his pocket. His right eye is covered by an eyepatch, his shirt reads CRAP and his pants are overly baggy. His face has some light scarring thanks to a certain angry Lupa.
His image Song is: Milk It by Nirvana. Battle Theme: Chrono Trigger OST - Magus' Theme.
[20:49] * Zept sits down and grabs some of Emily's popcorn. "G's not much of a puzzle guy. I wonder if he'll even get to reach Mercury."
[20:50] <Emily.bot> just...be glad you missed the last question
[20:50] <Zept> I already know what it was. I'm linked to his mind.
[20:51] <Emily.bot> my master asks " wait whose mind are you liked to?"
[20:51] <Emily.bot> yay they got an answer right
[20:51] <Zept> Guyver.
[20:52] <Emily.bot> oh really?
[20:55] <Emily.bot> i think they may have this question right!
[20:55] * Emily.bot claps in happiness
[20:58] <Emily.bot> zept san, do you know any of the answers to these questions
[20:59] * Zept shakes his head
[20:59] <Zept> I'm an assassin. This isn't my area.
[21:00] <Zept> Perhaps if I could get a chance I'd get in Mercury's mind and steal the answers...
[21:01] <Joanna Smithson> who's the girl with the long blond hair?
[21:01] *** Joanna Smithson has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:01] <@spiritflame> konbanwa joanna smithson
[21:05] <Zept> I sense something
[21:06] <Zept> I sense hotness
[21:06] <Joanna Smithson> well you better
[21:07] <Zept> I'd rather not sense it
[21:07] * Zept pats his lap. "I'd rather feel it."
[21:07] * Joanna Smithson smirks and sits in Zept's lap
[21:10] * Zept sneaks a quick kiss. "how's ya doin' Jo?"
[21:12] <Emily.bot> well they past the next question
[21:13] <Joanna Smithson> busy....was suppose to have a teacher's meeting tonight but apperently something came up
[21:14] <Zept> I see
[21:14] <Zept> Well. more us time
[21:14] <Emily.bot> mirror...reflection?
[21:15] <Emily.bot> dream mirrors!
[21:16] <Joanna Smithson> mmhm *leans up against zept*
[21:17] * Zept snuggles
[21:18] <Emily.bot> and they got it wrong...again
[21:19] <Emily.bot> oh boy morrigan and miki lost
[21:21] <Emily.bot> oh no
[21:21] <Emily.bot> well they got a healing power
[21:22] * Joanna Smithson snuggles with Zept
[21:25] * Emily.bot has the WTF face again as she hears the 8th question
[21:30] * Emily.bot slaps her face in a face palm at the question
[21:32] <Zept> what...
[21:32] <Zept> G actually knows something?
[21:32] <Zept> oh wait
[21:32] <Zept> this is FIGHTING
[21:32] <Zept> of course he would
[21:33] <Zept> These questions are... yeah
[21:34] * Emily.bot facepalms at the last question
[21:39] <Emily.bot> now master asks "wait Haruka had a child!? i'm surprised a man managed to be close enouh to her and not get knocked out by her bad beer breath!?"
[21:44] <Emily.bot> yay they passed and uhoh
[21:46] <Zept> They have three turns.
[21:46] <Emily.bot> and 4000 hp
[21:46] <Emily.bot> thats a lot of combo attacks that they have to do
[21:46] <Emily.bot> and luck mean they may ose this one!
[21:49] <Emily.bot> nice start morrigan
[21:49] <Emily.bot> darn she dodged
[21:54] <Emily.bot> GO MIKI!!!
[21:55] <Emily.bot> WOHOO KICK HER ASS!
[21:56] <Emily.bot> double point combo!
[21:56] <Joanna Smithson> that the kid's name? she's good
[21:57] <Emily.bot> they should all be doing large combo's to unleash massive damage
[21:57] <Emily.bot> ..like that one done bye david
[21:59] <Emily.bot> and that attack
[22:01] * Emily.bot facepalms at souldiers attack
[22:01] <Emily.bot> a palm strike really?
[22:03] <Zept> You just didnt see ALL the open palms.
[22:04] <Zept> hmmm so this is technology...
[22:05] <@MJayDee> It seems that they've failed...
[22:05] <Emily.bot> ouch mercury really pulled out the stops
[22:05] *** @MJayDee [LooseCanonAuthirtah@TeamRK.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:05] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @MJayDee
[22:05] <@spiritflame> konbanwa @mjaydee
[22:05] <Joanna Smithson> hey don't knock it yet
[22:06] <Joanna Smithson> you usually a defeatest, mike?
[22:06] <@MJayDee> Realist
[22:06] <Emily.bot> they haven't failed yet mike
[22:07] <Emily.bot> and nelius just unleashed hell
[22:07] <@MJayDee> and missed
[22:07] <Emily.bot> master says "you know what, f[BLEEP]k mercury"
[22:08] <@mango-chan> So.
[22:08] * @MJayDee crosses his arms
[22:08] <@mango-chan> I hate to say it........
[22:09] <Joanna Smithson> ..yeah I'm thinking they are...
[22:09] <@mango-chan> But do you think I can taxidermy Hooey?
[22:09] <Zept> ...
[22:09] <@MJayDee> who has dibs on his cyberc[BLEEP]k?
[22:09] <DUELMAN> I CALL SO MUCH DIBS
[22:09] <DUELMAN> MINE
[22:09] <@MJayDee> I.....do think it's that kinda c[BLEEP]k....
[22:09] <Zept> O_o
[22:10] <@mango-chan> He woild make a great mascotnfornthe war on fun
[22:10] <Emily.bot> mango what are you doing here!?
[22:10] <The Magistra> I refuse to let time lord technology fall into that idiot's hands
[22:10] <@mango-chan> I grew my face back
[22:10] <@MJayDee> neat
[22:10] * @mango-chan is away 
[22:11] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Lady Mimas is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[22:11] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Lady Mimas is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[22:11] <Lady Mimas> ......
[22:11] <Lady Mimas> I have an issue.
[22:12] <@MJayDee> and what is that issues cupcake
[22:13] * Lady Mimas curtsies to Father
[22:13] <Emily.bot> yay another special hits the mark
[22:13] <Lady Mimas> Nightfall gave me a gift.
[22:14] <@MJayDee> orly
[22:14] <Lady Mimas> It is less a gift and more a defunct toy.
[22:16] <@MJayDee> interesting setup there
[22:17] <Joanna Smithson> .....
[22:17] <Emily.bot> MIKI NO!
[22:19] <Emily.bot> f[BLEEP]k another parry
[22:21] * @MJayDee idly flecks out his hand, whispering a command line for the R.I.D.E. system, [url=http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120505175433/kamenrider/images/4/4a/63.jpg\a bat theme sword materalises in his hand[/url]
[22:21] * @MJayDee ^
[22:21] <Lady Mimas> A cult. Except they went a little batty.
[22:22] <@MJayDee> Cult? what kinda of cult.
[22:22] <Lady Mimas> So she gave them the information that I and........a friend would be the key to bringing the universe a revolution.
[22:22] <Emily.bot> NO!
[22:23] <@MJayDee> ♫ Standing on the edge of a revolution ♫
[22:23] <Lady Mimas> I am, needless to say, concerned.
[22:24] <Lady Mimas> I would like to think them helpless
[22:24] <Lady Mimas> Powerless
[22:24] <Lady Mimas> Incapable of doing much.
[22:24] * @MJayDee listens
[22:25] <Lady Mimas> But they are of Nightfall and she certainly is resourceful.
[22:26] <@MJayDee> she certianly is
[22:26] <@MJayDee> maybe she has a plan for you
[22:27] <Emily.bot> UH OH
[22:27] <Emily.bot> round 3
[22:27] <Joanna Smithson> ...they can't win
[22:27] <Emily.bot> if they lose its 2-2
[22:27] <Lady Mimas> Likely.
[22:27] <Lady Mimas> I have my own plans
[22:28] <@MJayDee> you always were a clever girl~
[22:28] <@MJayDee> it does run in the genes afterall
[22:29] <Lady Mimas> Mmmmm.
[22:29] <Lady Mimas> Did you ever look death in the eyes?
[22:30] <@MJayDee> a few times, felt it's touch a few times too
[22:30] <@MJayDee> more then I'd honestly have liked too
[22:31] <Lady Mimas> How do you prepare to fight it?
[22:32] <@MJayDee> Fear, you eliminate it from your mind
[22:33] <Joanna Smithson> 9_9
[22:33] <@MJayDee> The fear of failing, the fear of defeat, the fear of death itself
[22:33] <@MJayDee> that is the only true way to stand before the reaper, and not back away
[22:34] <Joanna Smithson> huh
[22:35] <Emily.bot> yay they're winning
[22:36] <Joanna Smithson> ..or not
[22:36] * @MJayDee shakes his head
[22:36] <Emily.bot> ouch
[22:36] <@MJayDee> speaking of death..
[22:36] <@MJayDee> let the parade of corpse begin
[22:37] <Joanna Smithson> I can't watch this
[22:37] <Joanna Smithson> if my sister was here
[22:37] <Joanna Smithson> she'd say something like...
[22:37] <Joanna Smithson> realism is the death of hope
[22:37] *** Joanna Smithson has left #suburbansenshi2
[22:38] *** Zept has left #suburbansenshi2 (*follows Jo <3 *)
[22:38] <Lady Mimas> it depends
[22:38] <Lady Mimas> this one hit.
[22:38] <Emily.bot> and nelius just bit it
[22:38] <Emily.bot> and so did morigan
[22:39] <Emily.bot> and david and soul
[22:39] <Emily.bot> and...i can;t watch
[22:39] <Lady Mimas> What a shame.
[22:40] * @MJayDee rests the Zanvat Swotd against his shoulder
[22:40] * Emily.bot is crying as she hears the trap kill hooey
[22:42] <@MJayDee> We should start discussing what to do if Hazy is resurected then
[22:42] <Lady Mimas> You didn't even know him
[22:42] <Lady Mimas> ...Oh father.
[22:42] <Lady Mimas> I have a plan.
[22:42] * Emily.bot turns off the projector
[22:42] *** AirGrl has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:42] <@spiritflame> konbanwa airgrl
[22:42] * AirGrl walks in silently....
[22:42] <AirGrl> ..................
[22:43] * AirGrl is dragging her sword with
[22:43] * Emily.bot is silently crying
[22:43] * AirGrl is also clutching her fist.....
[22:43] * DUELMAN CYBERC[BLEEP]K, COME TO DADDDDDY
[22:43] * DUELMAN is away: ^
[22:43] <@MJayDee> ...
[22:43] * Souldier is back
[22:43] <AirGrl> .....
[22:43] <Lady Mimas> Well.
[22:44] * David O`Cain is back
[22:44] <Lady Mimas> Dead Mimete can now have a friend.
[22:44] * AirGrl SLAMS her fist against the wall...taking half of it out
[22:44] <Lady Mimas> For the visitor to play with.
[22:45] *** Nenkadu [river-of-spears@wideninggyre.[DATA CORRUPTED]] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:45] <@spiritflame> konbanwa nenkadu
[22:45] * AirGrl has tears streaming down her face...
[22:45] * Lady Mimas looks at Nenkadu.
[22:45] *** Nenkadu is a figure that radiates subtle menace, possibly human beneath the leather, fur, and chalk-white skin paint. He is a hunter to the core, and radiates a fine impatient patience whenever he troubles to speak to somebody.
His image Song is: The Beast of the Evangelion 2.0 Soundtrack.
[22:45] * AirGrl just starts punching the floor ><
[22:46] <Nenkadu> I'm going to need to go hunting again.
[22:46] * Nenkadu is veritably seared
[22:46] * AirGrl just...keeps..goddamn....punching
[22:46] <Lady Mimas> For what, now?
[22:46] * @The Intern hangs her head.
[22:47] <AirGrl> GRARRRGARRAAGARAGAAAAAAAAARRRRRH
[22:47] <Nenkadu> New skins.
[22:47] * @The Intern files the report :<
[22:47] * Souldier walks over and lifts Miki from the floor.
[22:47] <Souldier> Stop that.
[22:47] * AirGrl PUNCHES Guyver
[22:47] <spiritflame> Souldier rolls 1d20 [ 7 ]
[22:47] * Souldier lets go as he gets punched.
[22:47] <Souldier> Feel better now?
[22:47] * AirGrl KEEPS PUNCHING
[22:47] * AirGrl is lighting up like chernobyl
[22:47] <Lady Mimas> Shame.
[22:47] <spiritflame> Souldier rolls 1d20 [ 17 ]
[22:47] * Souldier COUNTERS her. Hard.
[22:48] <Lady Mimas> I liked those furs.
[22:48] <AirGrl> - GRAAARGH -
[22:48] <Lady Mimas> They were some of my favorites.
[22:48] <Nenkadu> An unfortunate side effect of battle.
[22:48] <@The Intern> Miki...
[22:48] <@The Intern> You did well.
[22:48] <Lady Mimas> Indeed.
[22:48] <@The Intern> Your answer to the question brought her down 1000 units.
[22:49] <Souldier> We're just gonna have to hold that L
[22:49] * AirGrl starts to weakly lose her strength..and just...cries
[22:49] <@The Intern> It wouldn't have been as close as it was without that.
[22:49] <Lady Mimas> I am at a brief lull in my journey
[22:49] <Nenkadu> Passing through?
[22:49] <AirGrl> shut up.....
[22:49] <@The Intern> :<
[22:49] <Lady Mimas> Something like.
[22:49] <AirGrl> we were going to lose anyway...weren't we
[22:50] <@The Intern> It was uncertain right to the end.
[22:50] <Souldier> what did you just say?
[22:50] <Lady Mimas> I have come to learn some things.
[22:50] * Souldier slaps her
[22:50] <Nenkadu> Anything interesting?
[22:50] * AirGrl holds her cheek.....
[22:50] <Souldier> Let me ask you something Miki. Is your sword heavy?
[22:50] <AirGrl> ..but realistically....we were going to lose.....
[22:51] <Lady Mimas> One, I can see my potential options on the course I take.
[22:52] <Souldier> If you're gonna think like that, then your sword is too heavy. You're better off laying your sword down so someone else can pick it up.
[22:52] <Lady Mimas> Both achieve what I desire but one will result in a tremendous sacrifice.
[22:52] <Souldier> If there's a chance, you f[BLEEP]king fight.
[22:52] <Lady Mimas> My existence.
[22:52] <Souldier> No niece of mine is gonna talk like that
[22:52] <AirGrl> ..my sacrifice was in vain
[22:52] * Souldier grabs her.
[22:52] <Souldier> Now you GET THE F[BLEEP]K UP.
[22:53] <AirGrl> O_o
[22:53] <Lady Mimas> I cannot see how either go.
[22:53] <Souldier> And don't let me hear that kinda talk again
[22:53] <David O`Cain> (At least we didn't argue.)
[22:53] * Souldier 's gripping hand is trembling. Miki may as well be vibrating with how he has her.
[22:53] <Lady Mimas> But to bear the power of some number of universes raining down on me.
[22:54] * Nenkadu chuckles darkly
[22:54] <Lady Mimas> I will be staring death in the face.
[22:54] <AirGrl> ....why can't we win this...
[22:54] * Souldier lets her go and walks away.
[22:54] * AirGrl looks..hurt
[22:54] <Lady Mimas> I am sure you know this does not stop me.
[22:54] <Souldier> 'we can't win this'? Bulls[BLEEP]t. You're not listening with your heart.
[22:54] * Emily.bot decides to slowly go home....and comfort his master
[22:55] <Nenkadu> Of course not! You wouldn't be worth the attention if I thought it was going to daunt you.
[22:55] <@The Intern> We are tied... it's not over by a long shot.
[22:55] <Souldier> we'll need to reflect on what went wrong.
[22:55] * Lady Mimas grins.
[22:55] <Souldier> Clearly my technique was imperfect today.
[22:55] <@The Intern> At least four rounds remain.
[22:56] <AirGrl> ....maybe Suu was right
[22:56] <AirGrl> maybe I should have stayed out of this
[22:56] <Souldier> Miki
[22:56] <Souldier> we came close
[22:56] <Lady Mimas> The question is can I prepare myself for that moment.
[22:56] <Souldier> if you were not there
[22:56] <Souldier> there would have BEEN no 'close'
[22:56] <Souldier> do you understand?
[22:57] * AirGrl looks at the sword and rests it on the bar
[22:57] <Lady Mimas> Perhaps this is where we are meant to speak.
[22:57] <AirGrl> ..I'm not ready for this
[22:57] <David O`Cain> No, Miki. It was a good idea to come with us. It helped us bring her down a few pegs.
[22:57] <Souldier> If you were not ready you would have not gone. You would have not answered
[22:57] <AirGrl> ......I need to think
[22:57] <Souldier> You would have not fought
[22:57] <AirGrl> I answered because I wanted to help
[22:57] <Souldier> you would have not readily sacrificed
[22:58] * Souldier 's eyes are becoming a familiar burning red
[22:58] <AirGrl> I answered because I thought......I belived...I don't know
[22:58] <AirGrl> ..I don't know why I di-
[22:58] * AirGrl backs away from guyver.......
[22:58] <Souldier> They say courage is a motivator...
[22:58] <Nenkadu> Is it something you would want to unburden your heart on?
[22:58] <Souldier> You know what else is
[22:59] <AirGrl> what....
[22:59] <Lady Mimas> What do you mean?
[22:59] <Souldier: Demonized> - Anger -
[23:00] <AirGrl> !!!
[23:00] * Souldier: Demonized starts towards Miki again. "But do you know where Courage comes from?"
[23:00] * AirGrl flees!
[23:00] *** AirGrl has left #suburbansenshi2
[23:00] * David O`Cain facepalms, "Nice job there."
[23:00] <YumikoTakanashi> oh.. yuh scared her.....classic
[23:00] <Lady Mimas> Just because I can make the decision does not mean I am unconcerned...
[23:00] <Souldier: Demonized> It's needed
[23:00] <Lady Mimas> Worried?
[23:01] <Lady Mimas> Bothered.
[23:01] <Souldier: Demonized> Her Anger was easily smited
[23:01] <Souldier: Demonized> she can not use it
[23:01] <Souldier: Demonized> with that?
[23:01] <Souldier: Demonized> She turned to fear
[23:01] <Souldier: Demonized> and as you can see
[23:01] * Nenkadu nods, somberly
[23:01] * Souldier: Demonized 's arm lights dangerously ablaze for a moment. only for it to snuff out
[23:01] * AirGrl left her sword behind..
[23:01] <Souldier: Demonized> the fires of courage
[23:01] <Lady Mimas> Do I dissappoint you?
[23:01] <Souldier: Demonized> were swallowed by the fear
[23:02] * Souldier: Demonized picks up Miki's sword
[23:02] <Souldier: Demonized> Her sword. her burden of battle is too heavy
[23:02] <Souldier: Demonized> So she cast it aside,
[23:02] <Souldier> Without courage you can't win.
[23:02] * YumikoTakanashi holds her hand out to guyver "hand over the sword
[23:03] <Nenkadu> In that? No.
[23:03] <Souldier> than thinking "I cant win." goes from a simple doubt to an undenied truth
[23:03] <YumikoTakanashi> considering she's a girl who probably just started fighting.. she should be running.
[23:03] * Souldier looks at YumikoTakanashi.
[23:03] *** YumikoTakanashi is a short girl about 22 looking, jet black hair with dark purple tips tied up on her head with a purple ribbon. she wears a black assassination get up that covers half her face. Black combat boots and an ice cold stare to most.
Her image Song is: "Do What You Want" by Evanescence.
[23:03] <Nenkadu> Death is the unknown.
[23:04] * Souldier shakes his head
[23:04] <Souldier> This is not your sword.
[23:04] <Souldier> And I know where she is.
[23:04] <Lady Mimas> I, who ended an empire in thr blink of an eye...
[23:04] <Souldier> She'll take her burden back
[23:04] <YumikoTakanashi> im the one who made it..
[23:05] <Lady Mimas> It seems so funny to fear something I could so easily bring.
[23:05] * Dimension Diver encircles Guyver
[23:05] <Souldier> and I intend to return it
[23:05] * Souldier is away: ss4
[23:05] <YumikoTakanashi> and of course he's not listening
[23:05] <YumikoTakanashi> typical men
[23:05] <YumikoTakanashi> thats why im gay~
[23:06] <Nenkadu> Perhaps at first blush.
[23:06] * @indigo changes topic to `<YumikoTakanashi> thats why im gay~ [23:06] <Nenkadu> Perhaps at first blush.`
[23:07] <YumikoTakanashi> oh thats precious~
[23:07] <Dimension Diver> lol
[23:07] <Nenkadu> The destructive power you wield was turned outwards at the time.
[23:08] <Nenkadu> What happens when you turn it inwards?
[23:08] <Abe Hisoka>



This to Yumiko
[23:09] * Abe Hisoka is away 
[23:09] <Lady Mimas> It is the question.
[23:09] * YumikoTakanashi blinks.....blinks.....shudders
[23:09] <YumikoTakanashi> someone is in my closet...
[23:10] <Nenkadu> It's no small thing.
[23:10] * YumikoTakanashi is away: yuh get out of there! i was in there for 10 years!!!!!
[23:10] <Nenkadu> Yaijinden turned that question on himself and its obsession led to his destruction, never mind the fact that he was put back together.
[23:12] <Nenkadu> Perhaps your crucible will be more visually dramatic.
[23:13] <Lady Mimas> Likely. I do have the flair for these things.
[23:14] <Nenkadu> And that is why it does not bother me.
[23:15] <Nenkadu> A measure of hesitation is comprehensible.
[23:15] <Lady Mimas> It will likely have the flair and no one will see but a select few.
[23:15] <Nenkadu> You will not emerge from it unchanged.
[23:15] <Lady Mimas> And by few....
[23:16] <Lady Mimas> I have accepted that.
[23:16] <Lady Mimas> For what will come, that is inevitable.
[23:17] <Lady Mimas> This self shall no longer be.
[23:18] <Lady Mimas> ...
[23:18] <Lady Mimas> Was he aware of this before it happened?
[23:19] <Nenkadu> Dimly, I think.
[23:21] <Lady Mimas> Is there a similarity between us?
[23:22] <Nenkadu> Of sorts, but only of sorts.
[23:24] <Nenkadu> Every a state of being he's experienced he inadvertently stumbled into without any pre-planning or fore-thought.
[23:24] <Nenkadu> From the hands of the End of All Things to freedom to mortality to memeticization to Otherthing.
[23:25] * AirGrl is back
[23:25] <Lady Mimas> mmmmm
[23:25] * AirGrl walks back in and lays on the Q sofa, staring at the ceiling
[23:25] <Nenkadu> He is, for better or worse, the holy fool.
[23:27] <Nenkadu> You know too much about what you want.
[23:28] <Lady Mimas> Is that so bad?
[23:28] <Nenkadu> It merely means you're on a different path.
[23:28] <Lady Mimas> I don't think so
[23:28] <Lady Mimas> Mmmm.
[23:28] <Nenkadu> Looking too much to his footsteps will distract you from blazing your own trail.
[23:29] <Lady Mimas> How true.
[23:29] <AirGrl> .......
[23:29] <Lady Mimas> That being said.
[23:30] <Lady Mimas> While I am on my brief lull, would you mind the company in assisting you to hunt new garb?
[23:31] <Nenkadu> We can see what you learned on that primeval world you spoke of some time back.
[23:31] <Nenkadu> Are you done here?
[23:32] <Lady Mimas> I am.
[23:32] * AirGrl winces, realizing her knuckles are raw and bleeding ><
[23:33] *** FrostQueenie [KnightOfTheEbonBlade@TheAlliance.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:33] <@spiritflame> konbanwa frostqueenie
[23:33] * FrostQueenie enters the hotel via what was previously an unused elevator.
[23:34] <Nenkadu> Now.
[23:34] * Nenkadu scoops Mimas up in one arm
[23:34] * Nenkadu flows like a river and is quickly Elsewhere
[23:34] <Lady Mimas> !
[23:34] <AirGrl> can't belive I lost my temper...
[23:35] *** Nenkadu [river-of-spears@wideninggyre.[DATA CORRUPTED]] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Give me your dreams, your hopes, your fears, and I will savage you until you are worthy of them.)
[23:35] <AirGrl> times like this I wish eilean was around.....
[23:35] *** Lady Mimas has left #suburbansenshi2 (Bring before me what is mine.)
[23:36] <FrostQueenie> - ....I was expecting people to be surpised to see me. I shall come back later to get some gasps of shock. -
[23:36] * FrostQueenie starts to turn around.
[23:37] * AirGrl looks at her sword...a bit sadden...
[23:37] <AirGrl> ...I screwed up majorly
[23:37] * FrostQueenie stops.
[23:38] <FrostQueenie> /anst What is wrong young one?
[23:38] <FrostQueenie> - ^ -
[23:38] <AirGrl> I went into battle...sacrified myself for them to win...we lost..and then.......I threw a fit
[23:40] <FrostQueenie> - Follow me. I want to show you something. -
[23:41] * FrostQueenie resumes heading for the elevator.
[23:41] * AirGrl follows Frost...curious
[23:41] * FrostQueenie vanishes into a portal contained within the elevator
[23:42] * FrostQueenie is away: To SS3
[23:42] * AirGrl is away 
[23:44] * @The Intern watches Miki go sadly.
[23:44] <@The Intern> (I used to be a lot like her...)
[23:45] * AirGrl left behind her sword again..specially made for her
[23:45] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> It's about time this place quieted down and someone vaguely in charge was around.
[23:45] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> The door was unlocked, I invited myself in. Hope you don't mind.
[23:45] <@The Intern> ...
[23:46] <@The Intern> That's fine..
[23:46] <@The Intern> Hello.
[23:46] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> I imagine you know who I am.
[23:46] * @The Intern taps on her PADD a bit, she's seen that face before
[23:46] * YumikoTakanashi swoops and grabs the sword "im making a belt for that girl"
[23:46] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> Or your general files have some information on me.
[23:46] * YumikoTakanashi is back
[23:47] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> Phil Coulson.
[23:47] <@The Intern> From the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
[23:47] * [SHIELD] Phil Coulson flashes his badge like second-nature.
[23:47] <@The Intern> Yes, I thought I'd seen you before when I was looking up information on Tony Stark.
[23:47] <YumikoTakanashi> i thought yuhr first name was agent... >.>
[23:47] <@The Intern> What brings you to Japan?
[23:47] *** LAWL
[23:48] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> A lot of people insist it should be.
[23:48] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> In most cases Japan is off our radar. Other things to deal with, Earth to protect. You know the drill I'm sure.
[23:48] <@The Intern> Yes.
[23:49] <@The Intern> Generally we have the remnants of Torchwood Japan as a liason structure.
[23:49] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> But one of the Avengers noted cloaked warships reporting to this general area all too often.
[23:49] <@The Intern> Or UNIT.
[23:49] <@The Intern> (Sakura April...)
[23:49] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> With HYDRA around we're working our sources a bit closer than the usual third-parties.
[23:49] <Adair> Well, you forget, Intern, about the ships Langister is in charge of
[23:50] <@The Intern> There are cloaked vessels, yes. But they're non-hostile.
[23:50] <@The Intern> Those are generally in orbit.
[23:50] <Catriona> y WHEEEEEEEEEEEE
[23:50] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> I'm not here to be all threatening and cause issues and the like. In fact I'd probably prefer doing this as peacefully as you would want to.
[23:50] <@The Intern> Doing... what, exactly.
[23:50] * Catriona repels down from the second floor for no reason :D
[23:51] <Neva> something going on here?
[23:51] *** Neva has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:51] <@spiritflame> konbanwa neva
[23:51] <N. Blackhand> Here's where they come in wanting your toys, Intern.
[23:51] <N. Blackhand> Or a tasty peek at the Databse.
[23:51] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> SHIELD requests a bit if intel on what exactly you're packing in this dimensional and temporal hotel. We know it houses a lot of things. But it's about time we know what.
[23:51] <Catriona> Oooo....hey, who's the old guy?
[23:51] <Neva> .....
[23:52] <@The Intern> ...Denied.
[23:52] *** Orion Felinus [MrBigKitty@JuubanU.edu.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:52] <@spiritflame> konbanwa orion felinus
[23:52] <Catriona> Lots of things
[23:52] * [SHIELD] Phil Coulson raises an eyebrow.
[23:52] <Catriona> Magickal things
[23:52] <@The Intern> you can work cross-channels with Torchwood or UNIT.
[23:52] <Catriona> :D
[23:52] *** The Magistra [SageLord@TimeyWhimey.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:52] <@spiritflame> konbanwa the magistra
[23:52] <@The Intern> They'll give you what you need to know.
[23:52] <Catriona> Timey-wimey stuff?
[23:52] <YumikoTakanashi> strange unexplanable things woooooooooooooo~
[23:52] * Catriona has had one too many energy drinks
[23:53] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> I was hoping to work in some form of partnership. I see that's not going to work out.
[23:53] * Orion Felinus [1602] walks into the hotel with a couple bags of groceries.
[23:53] <N. Blackhand> Oh, is the little girl standing up~
[23:53] <Catriona> Demons and Goblins and Ghouls and Ghosts and Lich!
[23:53] <@The Intern> Partnership?
[23:53] <@The Intern> that implied recipricity.
[23:53] <@The Intern> What would we get out of it?
[23:53] * Catriona twitches her tails!
[23:53] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> You didn't let me finish.
[23:53] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> And this crowd isn't particularly my speed.
[23:53] <@The Intern> ...I apologize.
[23:53] * Catriona changes to fox form and runs in circles around Coulson
[23:53] * Daini Felinus [1602] runs over and hugs Orion's leg "Daddy's home^^"
[23:54] <N. Blackhand> (Don't apologize, you stupid s[BLEEP]t)
[23:54] <@The Intern> I was too hasty.
[23:54] <Orion Felinus> [1602] Oh...did I walk in on you conducting some business, Miss Intern?
[23:54] * Orion Felinus has moved back to the lobby
[23:54] <Neva> yes you did
[23:54] <Daini Felinus> [1602] //move
[23:54] <Catriona> y WHEEEEEEE
[23:54] * Daini Felinus has moved back to the lobby
[23:54] <@The Intern> What's on offer, Agent Coulson?
[23:54] <@The Intern> Yes I am a little busy ^^;
[23:54] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> I'll get back to you on that when we stop having so many extra bodies around.
[23:55] <YumikoTakanashi> hey catri?
[23:55] * Adair grabs Catri by her tails
[23:55] <Orion Felinus> Hellow Daini, my little sweetheart. ^_^
[23:55] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> No offence to you all. It's just how SHIELD works.
[23:55] * Adair drop kicks her through a portal
[23:55] <Adair> Go home.
[23:55] <@The Intern> One thing to note is that most of these people are part and parcel of our organization.
[23:55] <Daini Felinus> daddy bwought foods?
[23:55] <Neva> is this SHIELD a threat to any of the citizens here...
[23:55] *** Catriona [c_langister@secrethideout.net] has quit IRC (Hey! WHA-)
[23:55] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> And my organization is waiting politely outside.
[23:55] <@The Intern> Eventually they are going to get looped in.
[23:56] <@The Intern> Secrecy is perhaps pointless in this venue.
[23:56] <The Magistra> ...
[23:56] <@The Intern> But do as you must.
[23:56] <The Magistra> ....
[23:56] <The Magistra> If you're too scared to talk then don't bother coming back.
[23:57] * [SHIELD] Phil Coulson smirks.
[23:57] <@The Intern> - Lady MAgistra... -
[23:57] <Adair> Let it be known, I don't want that SHIELD organization knowing anything about my home.
[23:57] * @The Intern makes a shooing motion with a hand behind her back
[23:57] * The Magistra smirks RIGHT back.
[23:57] <Orion Felinus> Yes, your mommy asked me to pick up a few things. I think her cravings have started.
[23:57] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> I guess we can't really do any business here then.
[23:57] * [SHIELD] Phil Coulson shrugs. It's incredibly casual.
[23:57] <N. Blackhand> The Americans are having a budget crisis.
[23:57] <Adair> I am sure Rémi and Natalia are also in agreement with me about them knowing about Unmei.
[23:57] <The Magistra> If you want to talk in private, go upstairs, grab an empty room, and use it.
[23:58] <The Magistra> I'll put up magical wards to keep people from listening in.
[23:58] <Daini Felinus> wass a cwaving?
[23:58] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> Hey now. I could play heavy-handed. I have two Captains with me.
[23:58] <N. Blackhand> They want their hands on our technology.
[23:58] <@The Intern> That's really not neccessary.
[23:58] <N. Blackhand> And if I were them I'd start some s[BLEEP]t right now.
[23:58] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> Just laying out my cards. I don't want a fight.
[23:58] <N. Blackhand> To assess our response apradigms.
[23:59] <N. Blackhand> ^Paradigms. Draw out our resources.
[23:59] <Adair> They can keep their grimy little paws off it. >/
[23:59] <@The Intern> Yes I _know_ how it works.
[23:59] <Orion Felinus> A craving is where you get hungry for something specific.
[23:59] <Neva> excuse me...agent
[23:59] <Neva> let me calm them down
[23:59] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> There's a lot of conclusions being jumped to here.
[23:59] <@The Intern> Respectfully you're not layoing out much other than the fact you have forces outside.
[23:59] <Daini Felinus> ohhhhhhhhhh ok^^
[23:59] * Neva pulls out a lazer gun..and fires it on noise setting 10
[23:59] <Daini Felinus> can Aini help daddy?
[00:00] <Neva> HEY...CALM DOWN YOU PEOPLE
[00:00] <@The Intern> ....
[00:00] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> I'm not getting much of a chance without hostility.
[00:00] <Orion Felinus> When mommies have babies, they get hungry very often, and they want many different things.
[00:00] <@The Intern> - Will EVERYONE other than Agent Coulson and myself PLEASE SETTLE DOWN. -
[00:00] <Neva> there
[00:00] <Orion Felinus> Oh yes, Daini dear.
[00:00] <Neva> course
[00:00] <Neva> I'll be over here
[00:00] * Daini Felinus whimpers and starts crying from the loud noise...
[00:00] <David O`Cain> Oi! Let these two hash things out already! Sheesh.
[00:00] <N. Blackhand> Oh she got pissed. This will be fun.
[00:01] * @The Intern coughs
[00:01] <@The Intern> I do apologize for the fracas.
[00:01] * Orion Felinus puts the bags down and tries to comfort Daini.
[00:01] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> This is why I entered and not the whole mess of people with me.
[00:02] * Daini Felinus sniffles and clings "dat lady mean daddy"
[00:02] <David O`Cain> Don't mind me, though. I was calmly sitting around. It was everyone else that threw the fit.
[00:02] * @The Intern nods
[00:02] * @The Intern draws coulson over to a corner
[00:02] <@The Intern> We can speak with less interruption here.
[00:02] <Orion Felinus> Its alright, Daini. Maybe we should go upstairs and see to mommy's care?
[00:02] * Daini Felinus nods nods
[00:03] <@The Intern> Now what is SHEILD offering.
[00:03] <@The Intern> ^SHIELD
[00:03] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> These people make my team seem like model agents.
[00:03] * Orion Felinus hands Daini a box of danishes. "Here, you can carry these straight to mommy. She really wanted some of these."
[00:03] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> Data on what we have in the Fridge.
[00:03] * The Magistra snickers
[00:03] <@The Intern> This is a loose confederation from over a dozen worlds.
[00:04] <@The Intern> That's not really... interesting to us?
[00:04] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> Your knowledge of alien technology might help us figure out how to contain or use what we have.
[00:04] * Daini Felinus nods and runs upstairs
[00:04] <@The Intern> Hmm.
[00:04] <@The Intern> That's sound reasoning.
[00:04] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> Even as a Time Lord you might not have seen half of it.
[00:04] <The Magistra> ...
[00:04] * Orion Felinus picks up the bags again, and heads for the stairs.
[00:05] <@The Intern> It stands to reason you'd know about us.
[00:05] * Orion Felinus has moved to: [ 1602 ]
[00:05] * @The Intern is unsurprised.
[00:05] <@The Intern> Well, we have secirity arrangements with Torchwood and UNIT, one more is not a bad idea.
[00:05] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> Everything from Asgardian berserker staffs to Obelisks that turn people to ash.
[00:05] <@The Intern> But it would be limited information sharing.
[00:06] <The Magistra> Those sound Magical in Nature.
[00:06] <Orion Felinus> [1602] Beloved, I am home!
[00:06] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> Of course. You think we'd give you all our secrets? I'd be questioning my choice if you gave all yours.
[00:06] <The Magistra> Which means if you want tech and Magical expertise, you want ME
[00:06] <@The Intern> I believe we can, as you humans say, "do business."
[00:06] <@The Intern> Asgardian technology isn't magic.
[00:06] <@The Intern> It's higher-order science with magical trappings.
[00:06] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> It looks like it to the untrained eye.
[00:06] <The Magistra> Thor's hammer isn't Magic?
[00:07] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> It's a long story.
[00:07] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> Best told by Thor. Or. The new one.
[00:07] <@The Intern> I heard the hammer was malfunctioning.
[00:08] <The Magistra> ...There can't be a new Thor. He's a god.
[00:08] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> Again, a long story.
[00:08] <@The Intern> There is. And it's a woman.
[00:08] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> That Time Lord really isn't understanding where I'm from is she?
[00:08] <The Magistra> Yeah no.
[00:08] * @The Intern has been keeping up on some field reports.
[00:08] * Daini Felinus has moved to: [ 1602 ]
[00:08] <The Magistra> Oh I know who you are.
[00:08] * Neva keeps a careful eye on this
[00:08] <@The Intern> Lady Magistra is... from a different timezone... she might not be all caught up.
[00:09] <Neva> I'm certainly not
[00:09] <N. Blackhand> (More like she's lacking some pink cells)
[00:09] * Orion Felinus [1602] moves toward the bedroom. "Beloved? Are you resting?"
[00:09] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> With any luck we won't have too much overlap between my teams and the ones here.
[00:09] <@The Intern> I would suggest a liason officer.
[00:10] * Daini Felinus [1602] carries the danishes next to Orion "mommy?"
[00:10] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> I'm already having to deal with a horde of Spider Men, Women, and Pigs, and whatever the X-Men are up to lately.
[00:10] <@The Intern> Send one here and we can work together on information exchange.
[00:10] * David O`Cain leans back in his seat on a sofa
[00:11] <@The Intern> Preferably a metahuman.
[00:11] <@The Intern> This place tends to get... rough.
[00:11] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> I figured as much. I'm short on agents anyways.
[00:11] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> Still running through the Avengers to see who we can spare that won't get mouthy with your people. Visiting them has--
[00:12] * [SHIELD] Phil Coulson glances around the room.
[00:12] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> -- happened to make that decision a bit harder.
[00:12] * The Magistra sighs and adjusts her stance and demenor.
[00:12] * Adair has her tails and ears out as she watches this
[00:12] <The Magistra> Looks like I need to stop playing...
[00:12] <Neva> .....
[00:12] <@The Intern> We've had tangential dealings with Tony Stark according to the records.
[00:13] <Neva> you know what
[00:13] <@The Intern> But he will probably be too busy...
[00:13] <Neva> intern just....contact my office when you come up with a decision
[00:13] <Neva> you humans deal with this crap
[00:13] <@The Intern> I already have.
[00:13] * Neva walks out the door
[00:13] *** Neva has left #suburbansenshi2
[00:13] * The Magistra sits down in a chair. Where'd that chair come from.
[00:13] <@The Intern> We'll co-operate in a limited, compartmentalized fasion, like any security agency.
[00:14] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> Does it count that I specifically wanted to talk to you and thus they shouldn't really be hurt I'm doing just that?
[00:14] * Neva has moved to: [ Tokyo ]
[00:14] <@The Intern> I'm largely the only trained diplomat here...
[00:14] * Neva [Tokyo] gets in her police car and orders the driver to drive off
[00:14] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> Which is why I wanted to talk to you.
[00:14] <@The Intern> The subtleties of the situation can get lost with them...
[00:15] <@The Intern> I'll handle it.
[00:15] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> I've been shot a few too many times and stabbed in a few too many places.
[00:15] * N. Blackhand "Hmphs" from the distance.
[00:15] <Orion Felinus> [1602] I guess Mommy is still sleeping, Daini. Let's let her rest for now.
[00:15] <The Magistra> Until you've come back from the dead those are just nicks and scrapes.
[00:16] * [SHIELD] Phil Coulson smiles
[00:16] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> I have.
[00:16] <@The Intern> Err, Lady Magistra...
[00:16] <@The Intern> read his file.
[00:16] <Daini Felinus> [1602] Aini tink she went shoppins wit Anwee
[00:16] <The Magistra> Who says I haven't. Is it really wise to reveal you know everything at once. Play the fool and what not?
[00:17] <@The Intern> ...They've obviously come with a great deal of research behind them.
[00:17] <@The Intern> That kind of act just insults intelligence and wastes time.
[00:17] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> If you think this is the first time we've watched you all work you'd be very wrong.
[00:17] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> It's also very hard to miss this place if you know where to look.
[00:18] * Neva [Tokyo] silently broods a bit
[00:18] <The Magistra> Of course not. We may as well have a big neon sign that says "Heros for hire. Villains come attack us"
[00:18] <@The Intern> The same goes for SHIELD facilities as well.
[00:18] * The Magistra pulls out a data pad.
[00:18] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> Our running mascot for a few years was a man in an American Flag.
[00:19] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> Things have changed recently.
[00:19] <@The Intern> I'm referring more to the Helicarrier fleets that were being built surreptiously.
[00:19] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> Yes. Changed recently.
[00:19] <Orion Felinus> [1602] Well, I guess its just you and me here, Daini.
[00:19] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> It's why I'm being cautious with my information.
[00:19] <@The Intern> I know.
[00:20] <@The Intern> If I had a preference...
[00:20] <The Magistra> Captian America right? The mantle changed hands as I recall.
[00:20] <@The Intern> I'd want that man with a flag here.
[00:20] <@The Intern> But I have a feeling he's more needed in America.
[00:20] * Daini Felinus [1602] runs over to the tv "we watch a moobee?"
[00:20] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> He's indisposed.
[00:20] <@The Intern> Of course.
[00:21] <Orion Felinus> [1602] As long as its not a scary one, we can. ^_^
[00:21] <Daini Felinus> [1602] wass a scarwee moobee?
[00:21] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> Normally I'd insist Black Widow, but she's also busy with her own business and a very angry lady sidekick.
[00:22] <@The Intern> ...Agent Romanov might have issues with some of the others here.
[00:22] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> She has issues with a lot of people.
[00:22] <@The Intern> (Namely Ten'ou Haruak trying to constantly seduce her)
[00:22] <Orion Felinus> [1602] You remember that movie with the creepy dead people trying to eat the living ones?
[00:22] <Daini Felinus> [1602] ?????????????????????
[00:22] <Orion Felinus> [1602] You only caught a glimpse of it, but it scared you enought.
[00:22] <@The Intern> What about Doctor Banner?
[00:23] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> I also notice your uniform.
[00:23] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> Unless you want a Hulk visiting I wouldn't suggest that.
[00:23] <@The Intern> My uniform?
[00:23] <@The Intern> Ironically, we can handle a Hulk visiting.
[00:23] <@The Intern> Which is why I suggested it.
[00:23] * [SHIELD] Phil Coulson reaches into his suit and pulls out a photograph.
[00:23] <Daini Felinus> [1602] Aini no like dat one.... we watch ducky momo abentures instead?
[00:24] <The Magistra> She-Hulk is ok.
[00:24] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> This was delivered to us by Spider-man before he had to deal with things. It's New York.
[00:24] <The Magistra> She's pretty sane from what I hear.
[00:24] * @The Intern looks at it
[00:24] <@The Intern> (( is that what i think it is, the AoT Xover? ))
[00:25] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> (( Just a hint-drop. ))
[00:25] * David O`Cain silently keeps an eye on Coulson and Intern from where he's sitting
[00:25] <@The Intern> My uniform..
[00:25] * @The Intern studies the picgure closer.
[00:25] <Orion Felinus> [1602] Sure, we can watch some Ducky Momo. ^_^
[00:25] <@The Intern> Some of our agents do visit other planets, and sometimes they get seen or leave things behind.
[00:26] <@The Intern> This often inspires other cultures to adopt similar modes of equipment.
[00:26] * YumikoTakanashi bounces and cheers "yaaaaaaaaaaay!!" grabs the movie and gives it to Orion^^
[00:26] <N. Blackhand> Those were the sloppy agents who didn't live long.
[00:26] <@The Intern> ...Or who died doing their duty.
[00:27] <N. Blackhand> Whatever, Benji.
[00:27] <@The Intern> ...Benji?
[00:27] <N. Blackhand> Nevermind.
[00:27] <The Magistra> I think my outfit showed up in a video game once.
[00:28] <The Magistra> Also the gave the woman wearing it pink hair. PINK!
[00:28] <@The Intern> Spatial Genetic Mulitiplicity sometimes renders less than exact analogues.
[00:28] * Orion Felinus [1602] puts the movie on the TV for Daini.
[00:28] <Daini Felinus> [1602] ^^
[00:29] <@The Intern> That situation in New york...
[00:29] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> Regardless. We'll work on finding a suitable liaison for this location.
[00:29] <@The Intern> Very well. I look forward to working with them :D
[00:29] <@The Intern> And I do apologise for being hasty earler.
[00:30] <@The Intern> I'm just used to people barging in demanding things from us.
[00:30] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> Until then, we have contacts with Ikari Furu, if you happen to know him. He can get word to us if things happen.
[00:30] <@The Intern> I know of him.
[00:30] <@The Intern> Why not make him the liason?
[00:30] * Daini Felinus [1602] is immediately enratured by the duck 0.0
[00:30] <@The Intern> Temporarily.
[00:31] <N. Blackhand> Which one is this, Furu #4564574 or Furu #2234245356546?
[00:31] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> We'll talk to him.
[00:31] <@The Intern> Nizhaladax... please ><
[00:31] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> The one who owns the biotech building down-town and has business dealings with Tony Stark.
[00:32] <@The Intern> Thank you.
[00:33] <[SHIELD] Phil Coulson> I'll be in touch.
[00:33] <@The Intern> Fare well.
[00:33] * Orion Felinus [1602] sits in his favorite chair and relaxes while Daini enjoys her show.
[00:35] * The Magistra leans back in her chair smirking
[00:35] * [SHIELD] Phil Coulson walks out to where his now-non-stealthed jet is. Along with four agents, Captain America, and Captain Marvel.
[00:36] * N. Blackhand waits for him to go
[00:36] *** [SHIELD] Phil Coulson has left #suburbansenshi2
[00:36] * N. Blackhand DASHES over and SHOVES intern down
[00:36] <N. Blackhand> What the HELL is wrong with you?!
[00:36] <N. Blackhand> SHARING with the Monkeys?!
[00:36] * @The Intern frowns and gets back up.
[00:37] <@The Intern> My *job* is to protect this place *and* to form alliances.
[00:37] <@The Intern> So YES.
[00:37] <@The Intern> Sharing with the humans.
[00:37] <The Magistra> I'm HALF human. I have no issues with shareing with them
[00:37] * @The Intern takes out a chocolate bar and bites off a piece.
[00:37] <N. Blackhand> And you're also a smirking idiot.
[00:38] <The Magistra> AM I?
[00:38] <N. Blackhand> WHY are you smirking.
[00:38] <N. Blackhand> "LOL I know more than you but I was playing dumb"
[00:38] <N. Blackhand> The dumb smirk suit---
[00:38] <The Magistra> He was ready to leave or possibly use force. He didn't did he?
[00:38] * N. Blackhand is hit in the head by a chocolate nbar
[00:38] <@The Intern> ENOUGH.
[00:39] <N. Blackhand> Violence from the kitten?
[00:39] <@The Intern> I thought I was a dog :P
[00:39] <The Magistra> I never lie Nizzy. But I also never say everything.
[00:39] * Daini Felinus [1602] looks at Orion from the couch and runs over hopping into his lap :3
[00:40] <N. Blackhand> I just... god.
[00:40] <N. Blackhand> It's f[BLEEP]king amateur hour in here
[00:40] <@The Intern> What would you have done?
[00:40] <@The Intern> Precipitate a crisis with SHEILD?
[00:41] <N. Blackhand> Yes.
[00:41] <N. Blackhand> Get them to leave us ALONE.
[00:41] <@The Intern> "Us?"
[00:41] <@The Intern> Since when are you a part of the collective?
[00:41] <N. Blackhand> Since I'm setting up shop here, nitwit.
[00:41] <Abe Hisoka> That would also just list this place as a threat to Earth and ooooooh boy.
[00:42] * Orion Felinus [1602] smiles and gives Daini a hug.
[00:42] <@The Intern> ...You're afraid of SHIELD interfering with your business.
[00:42] <N. Blackhand> We could take them.
[00:42] <The Magistra> We could.
[00:42] <@The Intern> ...At a huge waste of resources.
[00:42] <The Magistra> But it's much more proftiable to not
[00:42] <Abe Hisoka> You guys have big egos.
[00:42] <@The Intern> Exactly.
[00:42] <@The Intern> Look, they're native to the planet.
[00:43] <@The Intern> This is, like it or not, their planet.
[00:43] <David O`Cain> No kidding, Abe.
[00:43] * Daini Felinus [1602] purrs and nuzzles
[00:43] <@The Intern> I'm here to establish relations. That means respecting jurisdictions when neccessary.
[00:44] <N. Blackhand> They're gonna come in with one. Then another. And want more, and more. And More.
[00:44] <Abe Hisoka> They have four Hulks. And an Asgardian. And an ANGEL. A f[BLEEP]king Angel David.
[00:44] <@The Intern> Ugh.
[00:44] <The Magistra> And A Captian Falcon... I mean Captian America
[00:44] <@The Intern> They won't get what we're not allowed to give.
[00:45] <N. Blackhand> Can you guarantee that?
[00:45] <The Magistra> It's not my planet either...
[00:45] <@The Intern> ...What do you care anyway?
[00:45] <@The Intern> You were planning to sell our secrets to Kerrick!
[00:45] <N. Blackhand> ....
[00:45] <The Magistra> Intern. I'd look up the laws of Pandorica while we're on the topic
[00:45] <N. Blackhand> Hey... maybe SHIELD will pay me...
[00:45] <@The Intern> There are none.
[00:46] <Abe Hisoka> They're also taking a really big risk showing up here and hoping no one's HYDRA really.
[00:46] <The Magistra> I ment the fact that this is an Embassy
[00:46] <Abe Hisoka> This place would totally be a sweet place for a HYDRA agent to chill.
[00:46] <@The Intern> Listen. SHIELD is not the enemy.
[00:46] <@The Intern> No more than Torchwood or UNIT
[00:46] <N. Blackhand> Yeah they're totally cool.
[00:47] <N. Blackhand> Fascists with orbital death platforms.
[00:47] <Abe Hisoka> Saaaaaays the Time Lords.
[00:47] <@The Intern> That was HYDRA.
[00:47] <N. Blackhand> Man
[00:47] <N. Blackhand> Are we here running your planet. No.
[00:47] <N. Blackhand> Are we trying to take it ov...
[00:48] <N. Blackhand> (I sjould TOTALLY take it over)
[00:48] <Abe Hisoka> Teeeeeeeechnically not my planet.
[00:48] <@The Intern> ::facepalm
[00:48] <The Magistra> Not letting you take it over.
[00:48] <@The Intern>
[00:48] <N. Blackhand> I didn't SAY anything.
[00:48] <@The Intern> We could see it on your face.
[00:48] <Abe Hisoka> I'm Human(ish) but I'm also dead and alive and magical and Spider-Woman depending on the universe.
[00:49] <@The Intern> Nizhaladax, please leave and let me do my job.
[00:49] <N. Blackhand> You mean my job. That you stole.
[00:49] <@The Intern> ...I'm glad that you don't have it.
[00:49] * Orion Felinus [1602] nods off while Daini watches her adventure movie...
[00:50] <@The Intern> We'd be at war right now.
[00:50] * David O`Cain just shakes his head
[00:50] <N. Blackhand> Yeah instead you're fellating Simon Kerrick and bending over for SHIELD.
[00:50] *** N. Blackhand [������������������@shada.gallifrey.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Great track record.)
[00:50] <Abe Hisoka> Kinky.
[00:50] <Abe Hisoka> Also man she's butthurt.
[00:50] <@The Intern> I.. apologize for her.
[00:51] <Abe Hisoka> I was even delivering this sweet katana that tigerbutt made.
[00:51] <@The Intern> Well... she does have some reason to be angry.
[00:51] <Abe Hisoka> ... how pissed would she be if I gave it to you?
[00:51] * N. Blackhand sliiides back in
[00:51] * Abe Hisoka gives this grin to Intern
[00:51] <N. Blackhand> NOPE.
[00:51] * Daini Felinus [1602] sneaks down and grabs a blanket crawling back into Orion's lap and covering them both :3
[00:51] <N. Blackhand> She has two!
[00:51] <N. Blackhand> Besides she'd burn up a normal blade the way she moves.
[00:51] <Abe Hisoka> Tigerbutt would have delivered it by hand but she has two targets tonight.
[00:51] <N. Blackhand> f[BLEEP]king hate her
[00:52] <Abe Hisoka> Ooooh this ain't f[BLEEP]king normal.
[00:52] * @The Intern is trying desperately not to either cry or just let out anger that has been slowly building.
[00:52] <The Magistra> I wonder how a Time Sage blade would work in Intern's hands.
[00:52] <N. Blackhand> How much do I owe this... Tiger Butt of yours.
[00:53] * Abe Hisoka takes it off the strap on her back and brings it forward. The blade has a blue tint that fades into gold, serrated towards the hilt, wrapped in some form of beastleather and fur.
[00:53] * Abe Hisoka gives it a swing. It collects energy from the static in the air.
[00:53] * N. Blackhand whistles. "Oh, that is sexy."
[00:53] * Abe Hisoka gives it a second, then a third.
[00:53] <@The Intern> It's building a charge...
[00:53] <N. Blackhand> Well of course it is, simpleton.
[00:53] * Abe Hisoka pulls up her sleeve and the matching bracer on her hand crackles with electricity.
[00:54] * N. Blackhand continues to observe.
[00:54] * Abe Hisoka makes sure it's clear, aims for the door that she totally f[BLEEP]king left open because she's a f[BLEEP]king badass.
[00:54] * Abe Hisoka swings her blade in a wide arc and a crescent of lightning races along the floor and out the door.
[00:55] <N. Blackhand> ♫
[00:55] <N. Blackhand> Yes that is quite nice.
[00:55] <@The Intern> Lady Magistra, perhaps one day I'll try one of those blades.
[00:56] * Abe Hisoka sheaths it and brings the blade off her back with the strap.
[00:56] * Abe Hisoka sliiiiiiides the badass bracer off.
[00:57] * Abe Hisoka hands over the bill. It's expensive as f[BLEEP]k.
[00:57] *** N. Blackhand is carrying:
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1. Sonic Canceller
2. Contact-Lens HUD w/psychic interface
3. TARDIS Glove
4. Personal Forcefield Generator Pendant
5. Psychic Paper
6. Micro-grade Pocket Quantum Forge
7. Perception Filter Ring
8. Empty
9.
10.
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Assets: G¥0 .
[00:57] <N. Blackhand> ....
[00:58] *** The Intern is carrying:
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1. Sonic Potato Peeler
2. Psychic Paper
3. DataPADD
4. Portable Field Replicator
5. EMERGENCY Emergency Snack Supply
6. SUPER CRUCIAL EMERGENCY Emergency Snack Supply
7. Time Ring
8. Starseed Extractor
9. Twin Validium folding blades
10. Unmei / Egae Transport Charm
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Assets: G¥666603538 .
[00:58] * @The Intern , unlike you, has a budget.
[00:58] <@The Intern> I'll be buying that.
[00:58] <N. Blackhand> ...you what
[00:58] * Abe Hisoka makes this absurdly amused face.
[00:59] * @The Intern digs in her jacket and offers up a wad of bills
[00:59] * Abe Hisoka counts it like a boss.
[00:59] * Abe Hisoka stuffs in her bra if she wears one at all.
[01:00] * Abe Hisoka holds out the blade.
[01:00] * @The Intern takes it carefully
[01:00] <@The Intern> Miss Gemini Sunrise told me the best blades are named.
[01:00] <@The Intern> Does this one have a name?
[01:01] * N. Blackhand just... is ready to pop a goddamn vein
[01:01] <David O`Cain> (Well played.)
[01:01] <Abe Hisoka> "Blades are named in battle." is apparently the quote I always used to get.
[01:01] <@The Intern> I understand.
[01:01] <The Magistra> You know I never named my Gunblade.
[01:01] * @The Intern carefully reverses the blade and points it at Nizhaladax, hilt first.
[01:02] <N. Blackhand> ...
[01:02] <@The Intern> Here.
[01:02] <The Magistra> Mother's sword was given a rediciously easy name in comparison.
[01:02] * Abe Hisoka chuckles
[01:02] <N. Blackhand> Wh... why are you giving it to me.
[01:02] <@The Intern> I laready have two blades perfectly balanced for my speed.
[01:02] <Abe Hisoka> Blade collects the charge, gauntlet holds it. Once you start seeing the lightning and the bracer glows, you're ready to go.
[01:02] * @The Intern proffers it.
[01:03] * N. Blackhand snatches it. "You're f[BLEEP]king stupid."
[01:03] <N. Blackhand> I'll remember that, thanks, Hisoka.
[01:04] *** N. Blackhand has placed Exotic Crafted Blade + Charging Bracer in Inventory Slot: 9
[01:04] * N. Blackhand looks at Intern again, oddly.
[01:04] *** N. Blackhand [������������������@shada.gallifrey.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (It's hard to tell who has your back, from who has it long enough just to stab you in it.)
[01:04] * Abe Hisoka snorts.
[01:04] * @The Intern writes off the cost as an Operations expense.
[01:05] * @The Intern will probably get yelled at later
[01:05] <@The Intern> Thank you.
[01:05] * @The Intern starts filing her last report for the night.
[01:05] <Abe Hisoka> I know the games.
[01:05] * Abe Hisoka tosses the money back.
[01:05] <Abe Hisoka> And so does Shaldra.
[01:05] * @The Intern shakes her head
[01:06] <@The Intern> She deserves to be paid for her work.
[01:06] * @The Intern offers it back
[01:06] <David O`Cain> Meh. I better get going. You three take care.
[01:06] <@The Intern> Her daughter would agree.
[01:06] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has quit IRC (I need sleep.)
[01:06] <@The Intern> Goodnight. David!
[01:06] * @The Intern waves to David
[01:07] <Abe Hisoka> Tigerbutt usually donates this stuff.
[01:07] * Orion Felinus [1602] snuggles up with Daini in the warm blanket.
[01:07] <@The Intern> All right. Please give her my thanks.
[01:07] * @The Intern puts the money back in and adjusts the report accordingly.
[01:07] <@The Intern> I hope that now that she has something of her own... maybe Nizhaladax will start to get grounded again.
[01:07] * Abe Hisoka swipes her usual food.
[01:07] <@The Intern> And I should sleep.
[01:08] <@The Intern> Goodnight :)
[01:08] <Abe Hisoka> It'll take time.
[01:08] * Daini Felinus [1602] falls asleep watching Ducky Momo in her dad's lap and nuzzles
[01:08] <@The Intern> Yes.
[01:08] <Abe Hisoka> Night Timeywimey.
[01:08] * @The Intern giggles a little at that
[01:08] <@The Intern> Take care, Miss Hisoka
[01:09] *** @The Intern [neminixblipsonara@cia674.panopticon.gallfrey.kasterborous.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I know I couldn't have been that wrong abbout Nizhaladax... there must be a way to reach the person I once looked up to.)
[01:09] * Abe Hisoka folds a leftover pancake into a taco and eats.
[01:09] *** Orion Felinus [MrBigKitty@JuubanU.edu.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (...zzzZZZzzz...)
[01:10] * Abe Hisoka wanders her sexy butt out of here.
[01:10] *** Daini Felinus has left #suburbansenshi2 (*drools* omnomnom cupcake~)
[01:58] *** Adair [adair-hime@egae.gov] has quit IRC (Wake me up when we start killing)
[09:41] * AirGrl leaves a note on the bartop and exits the front door
[09:41] *** AirGrl has left #suburbansenshi2
[11:01] <Yaijinden> ♫ ♫ ♫
[14:04] *** YumikoTakanashi [lostandfound_princess@eslancia.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[14:04] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa yumikotakanashi
[14:05] * YumikoTakanashi looks around and at her arm bracer screen "congrats kiddo"
[14:28] * YumikoTakanashi looks around "i wonder where miki is..."
[15:09] <Yaijinden> Mysteries!
[16:13] * Emily.bot walks in through the london door, a look on his face like he needs clarification on what he's thinking. He is wearing a regular business suit
[16:14] * OtakuRedRanger is the above
[16:15] <OtakuRedRanger> hello?
[16:18] <Yaijinden> Hargl!
[16:26] <OtakuRedRanger> whats been going on?
[17:36] <Yaijinden> Who knows!
[18:11] <OtakuRedRanger> wish i did
[18:11] <OtakuRedRanger> so no nonary game today?
[18:21] <Yaijinden> We'd have heard about it by now.
[18:31] <OtakuRedRanger> yeah i guess
[18:35] * There is a knock from the Paris Door
[18:35] <OtakuRedRanger> come in
[18:36] * the door opens a creak and a box is shoved in and the door is closed again
[18:36] <OtakuRedRanger> how odd
[18:37] * the box starts to tic
[18:38] <OtakuRedRanger> oh boy! take cover!
[18:38] * OtakuRedRanger jumps behind the sofa
[18:38] * the box starts to tic more and more...
[18:40] <OtakuRedRanger> either do something or throw that box outside!
[18:42] * the box stops ticing!
[18:44] * OtakuRedRanger looks over the top of the sofa with a mirror
[18:44] * the box is silent
[18:53] * OtakuRedRanger looks out from behind the couch
[18:53] <OtakuRedRanger> yai check the box
[18:59] * the box is still there...silent
[19:07] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:07] <@spiritflame> konbanwa david o`cain
[19:08] <David O`Cain> Hey.
[19:10] * the box remains on the floor
[19:13] <David O`Cain> Um, whose box is that?
[19:16] <The Magistra> What box?
[19:16] *** The Magistra [SageLord@TimeyWhimey.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:16] <@spiritflame> konbanwa the magistra
[19:16] * the box is in the middle of the room
[19:16] <David O`Cain> The box over there (points at it).
[19:20] <David O`Cain> Who does it belong to?
[19:24] <YumikoTakanashi> are yuh all going to gawk at it or are yuh going to look at it?
[19:25] * YumikoTakanashi goes over to the box and looks for a name "i remember when kanri arrived in a box.."
[19:26] <David O`Cain> Well, we don't know who it goes to, though.
[19:26] <YumikoTakanashi> look for a name?
[19:27] * the box EXPLODES sending sticky banana cream goop EVERYWHERE in the lobby
[19:28] <YumikoTakanashi> .........................catri
[19:28] <David O`Cain> Oh for Christ's sake. ~_~
[19:30] <@MJayDee> Soooooo, who decided to have a bokaki party..
[19:30] *** @MJayDee [LooseCanonAuthirtah@TeamRK.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:30] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @MJayDee
[19:30] <@spiritflame> konbanwa @mjaydee
[19:31] <David O`Cain> Somebody that had a lot of banana cream pies apparently.
[19:32] <AirGrl> it was me >.>
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[19:32] <@spiritflame> konbanwa airgrl
[19:32] * AirGrl takes this moment to PUNCH Mike in the arm
[19:33] <AirGrl> now I feel better @_@
[19:33] <@MJayDee> good
[19:34] <AirGrl> so...what's up
[19:34] <YumikoTakanashi> miki????????????
[19:35] <David O`Cain> Not much. Got here to relax, not get gooped on by pie filling.
[19:35] * YumikoTakanashi glares and ZOOMS over to miki tackling her and smooshing the banana cream all over the girl "now we're even"
[19:36] <AirGrl> HEY!
[19:36] * AirGrl throws goop at Yumiko!
[19:36] * YumikoTakanashi throws goop back
[19:36] <@MJayDee> So, I see we've got SHIELD hanging around
[19:36] <YumikoTakanashi> yuh started it!!
[19:36] <Neva> yeah..lovely
[19:36] *** Neva has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:36] <@spiritflame> konbanwa neva
[19:37] <Neva> if I see ANY of those agent a[BLEEP]les in the Alien Zone
[19:37] <Neva> I am draggint their f[BLEEP]king asses to prison
[19:37] <David O`Cain> Yep. I guess it was only a matter of time, Mike.
[19:37] <Neva> they can suck my goddamn tits for all I care
[19:38] * DUELMAN RAMS HIS HEAD THROUGH THE WALL
[19:38] <YumikoTakanashi> ooo yuh are vicious!
[19:38] <DUELMAN> IS THAT AN OPEN INVATATION!?!?!?!??!
[19:38] <Neva> yeah whatever
[19:38] <YumikoTakanashi> perv >.>
[19:38] <Neva> look
[19:38] <Neva> I have some juristidiction
[19:38] <Neva> I am not giving it up to some two bit suits
[19:39] <Neva> I don't care HOW many guns or HOW much pull they have
[19:39] <Neva> they are not going in that area without my ok
[19:39] <YumikoTakanashi> yuh are an angry angry hippo arent yuh?
[19:40] <Neva> I don't even care if Intern oks this deal with SHIELD
[19:40] <Neva> if she didn't talk to me about it
[19:40] <Neva> it ain't going through
[19:40] <Neva> and that is FINAL
[19:40] <YumikoTakanashi> i think that was understood the first time yuh b[BLEEP]ched about their presence.....
[19:41] <YumikoTakanashi> but...i could be wrong
[19:41] <Neva> [Tokyo] I ain't b[BLEEP]ching
[19:41] * Neva has moved back to the lobby
[19:41] <Neva> I'm making my postion clear
[19:41] <YumikoTakanashi> uh huh
[19:41] <Neva> I have a duty to those citizens
[19:42] <@MJayDee> mmmm, conflict
[19:42] <Neva> ...........you have a real smart mouth, don't you
[19:42] <Neva> cause the only way I'm letting them into that area
[19:42] <Neva> is if I'm dragged away from my desk
[19:42] * YumikoTakanashi floats around "yes.. yes i do.^^"
[19:43] <Neva> fine
[19:43] <Neva> but yeah we have a conflict here
[19:44] <Neva> I sort of like when people start talking about alien tech and such to be alerted to this
[19:44] <Neva> I hate smart mouths and I hate know it alls
[19:45] <@MJayDee> how do you survive being around here then
[19:45] <Neva> by now being here usually
[19:45] * Neva points to the cat ears
[19:45] <Neva> unlike the people here I actually succed in protecting people
[19:46] <@MJayDee> you were meany to hear that kittykat, not them~
[19:46] <@MJayDee> meant too
[19:46] * YumikoTakanashi looks at neva.
[19:46] *** neva is tallish woman with short blue-green hair, yellow eyes, long curved green fur covered ears and a long prehensial tail. Her teeth and fingernails seem to be made of metal.
Her image Song is: "Chase Theme - Brookyln Bridge Mix" by Katsuo Ohno.
[19:47] <Neva> now if you excuse me
[19:47] <Neva> I have a zone to protect
[19:47] *** Neva has left #suburbansenshi2
[19:47] <YumikoTakanashi> what a tight ass.
[19:47] <Abe Hisoka> You'd think they didn't know how SHIELD rolled.
[19:48] * Neva is back
[19:48] <Abe Hisoka> And I thought I got an icy welcome to this clusterf[BLEEP]k of a place.
[19:48] <Neva> listen girl
[19:48] <Neva> I don't mind them coming here
[19:48] <Abe Hisoka> No you shut up for a second
[19:48] <YumikoTakanashi> girl?
[19:48] <Neva> I'd just like to be part of the process, you know?
[19:48] <Neva> no
[19:48] <Neva> I refuse to shut up
[19:48] <Abe Hisoka> Because you have no basis for anything you're b[BLEEP]ching about right now.
[19:48] <Abe Hisoka> And it just makes you sound like an a[BLEEP]le.
[19:48] <Neva> fine
[19:48] <Neva> you know what..fine
[19:49] *** Neva has left #suburbansenshi2 (then I'm an a[BLEEP]le)
[19:49] <Abe Hisoka> Just sayin'
[19:49] * Abe Hisoka shrugs!
[19:49] <YumikoTakanashi> welp im going to go get drunk because f[BLEEP]k!! the hostility is tifling
[19:49] *** AirGrl has left #suburbansenshi2
[19:49] <@MJayDee> oh haikiddo
[19:49] * David O`Cain sighs, "Ugh..."
[19:49] <@MJayDee> it's been a while
[19:49] <Abe Hisoka> Been busy.
[19:50] <Abe Hisoka> How 'bout you. Work keeping you up?
[19:50] <@MJayDee> you could say that. chasing around a rider who has a car instead of a bike is more challenging then i thought
[19:52] <David O`Cain> What? High-speed chasing not your line of work?
[19:53] *** @The Intern [neminixblipsonara@cia674.panopticon.gallfrey.kasterborous.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:53] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @The Intern
[19:53] <@spiritflame> konbanwa @the intern
[19:53] * @The Intern goes right to the bar.
[19:53] * @The Intern mixes herself a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
[19:53] <@MJayDee> Trideron has a higher MPR then my bike......
[19:53] * @The Intern knocks it back in one shot.
[19:54] * @The Intern burps slightly.
[19:54] <@The Intern> Better.
[19:55] * @The Intern rubs the bridge of her nose and reads the day's reports.
[19:57] <David O`Cain> Feeling alright, Intern?
[20:00] <@The Intern> Yeah.
[20:00] <@The Intern> It's not every day you hear a Mycidan offering to let you breastfeed.
[20:00] * @The Intern has been checking the logs
[20:01] <@The Intern> SHIELD came to me about the HOTEL, not the alien zone.
[20:02] <@The Intern> There are many, many other governments with fingers in the Alien Zone.
[20:02] <Abe Hisoka> Is it just me who doesn't get why the human guardians of the Earth wanting to make contact is a bad thing? Because it's not a bad thing
[20:02] <@The Intern> No it's not.
[20:02] <@The Intern> But it has to be handled delicately lest they percieve it as an invasion, or espionage.
[20:03] <@The Intern> The Alien Zone is also composed of a large refugee populace.
[20:03] <Abe Hisoka> From. The people who legit live here.
[20:03] <Abe Hisoka> Tot he Aliens who are just chillin'.
[20:03] <@The Intern> They're wary of being "on the radar so to speak
[20:03] <@The Intern> No, not from us.
[20:03] <Abe Hisoka> Yes and I imagine a lot of them are suggested there by SHIELD. They aren't anti-alien.
[20:03] <@The Intern> Which is why we're the perfect go-betweens.
[20:03] <@The Intern> I know.
[20:04] <@The Intern> I know about SWORD as well.
[20:04] <Abe Hisoka> Hell they don't even mind me d[BLEEP]king around and that's saying something.
[20:04] <@MJayDee> there is a joke in there somewhere......
[20:04] <@The Intern> I'm not tryign to be difficult.. I'm just suggesting slow contact.
[20:05] <Abe Hisoka> Man you are the least f[BLEEP]king difficult one I've heard about this.
[20:05] <@The Intern> I'm a diplomat <_<
[20:06] <@The Intern> My job is to smooth over these wrinkles.
[20:06] <@MJayDee> cause Turny is still new, she hasnt had enough time to have that stick surgically insert in her rear yet
[20:07] <@The Intern> ...I don't think I'd approve of an operation to have a stick placed there.
[20:07] <@The Intern> Not to mention that would lead to sepsis.
[20:08] <@MJayDee> you don't get a choooooooice, it's done while you sleeeeeeeeeep
[20:08] <@MJayDee> so never sleeeeeeeeeep
[20:08] <Abe Hisoka> What he's basically saying is the Alien folk around here still think they're hot stuff and don't need to chill with the locals.
[20:09] <Abe Hisoka> A lot of people have worked with SHIELD with no issues.
[20:10] * David O`Cain finds himself a seat on a sofa as he listens to the conversation
[20:10] <Yaijinden> That's because they're something something
[20:10] <@The Intern> The Alien zone is like a loose amalgamation of small fiefdoms.
[20:10] <Yaijinden> Blah blah etc etc words words
[20:10] <Abe Hisoka> See Yai gets it.
[20:11] <@The Intern> They have to be approached on a per-community basis.
[20:11] <Abe Hisoka> But SHIELD came here.
[20:11] <Abe Hisoka> To talk to the HOTEL
[20:11] <Abe Hisoka> not them
[20:11] <@The Intern> I would suggest SHIELD availing themselves of our new arragment and using us at the HOTEL as intermediaries.
[20:11] <@The Intern> Right.
[20:11] <@The Intern> I need to explain that to the Commissioner.
[20:11] <Abe Hisoka> I don't know if they worry about them.
[20:12] <Yaijinden> That's like Gangland. They police themselves with ruthless efficiency, because if they don't, everybody gets in on it.
[20:12] <@The Intern> I'll... work this out.
[20:12] <@The Intern> Yes.
[20:13] <Yaijinden> Rip and tear, you are large you must have large guts.
[20:14] <@The Intern> (( my conception of the alien zone comes from Birdy the Mighty, where aliens populate some communities but do their best to hide so their own planets will not find them. Sort of like Roanapur in Black Lagoon but not as overtly lawless ))
[20:14] <@The Intern> (( like immigrant ghettos populated by people who left their worlds to start over here in relative secret ))
[20:15] <Abe Hisoka> (( and SHIELD wouldn't have issue with that. Their focus is the violent collections of aliens. ))
[20:15] <@The Intern> (( right, I'm not arguing any point, just tryign to give some context ))
[20:16] <@The Intern> When I first came here I was tasked with establishing relations with most of the communities there. I'll assuage their fears and make it clear SHIELD is not looking to intrude upon their spaces.
[20:16] <Abe Hisoka> (( as am I because people seem to be pulling the "Big bad government organization wants to take our toys" argument that isn't there from the introduction. ))
[20:17] <@MJayDee> give them space candy
[20:17] <@MJayDee> it'll work
[20:17] <Abe Hisoka> Oo Oo I like space candy
[20:17] <@The Intern> (( welllll... couson did say he wanted to know exactly what we had here because it was a black box. that could have been misinterpreted. Intern actually misinterpreted it ))
[20:17] <Yaijinden> I have space candy in my van.
[20:18] <Abe Hisoka> (( ,kind'a wanted to do that because I knew you'd all f[BLEEP]king blow your tops and freak out. Might have been poking to prove a point that happens here a lot. ))
[20:18] <@The Intern> (( yes it does XD ))
[20:18] <@The Intern> (( but I do have this one meek voice of sanity in Intern ))
[20:18] <@MJayDee> how MUCH space candy is in the van
[20:18] <Abe Hisoka> (( it was also pretty in-character to judge tempers in the room. SHIELD is careful with who they talk to and it started to actually turn him away. ))
[20:19] <@The Intern> (( -nods- ))
[20:19] * @The Intern takes out her phone
[20:19] *** Suu [FourLeafClover@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:19] <@spiritflame> konbanwa suu
[20:20] * @The Intern texts Commissioner D'yan, inviting her to come to the HOTE
[20:20] * Suu exits the elevator
[20:20] <@MJayDee> BUT WHERE IS THE HOTE
[20:20] <@The Intern> Hello, Suu!
[20:21] <@MJayDee> Yai, do you have the HOTE?
[20:21] <Yaijinden> It's a lot. You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
[20:21] <@MJayDee> 'soki, do YOU have the HOTE
[20:21] <Yaijinden> I've got the HOT, but I don't have the HOTE.
[20:21] * @The Intern takes another Gargle Blaster.
[20:22] <Abe Hisoka> They also could lend some help with your little kidnapping issue.
[20:22] <@The Intern> ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿
[20:22] *** Neva has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:22] <@spiritflame> konbanwa neva
[20:22] * Neva walks back in, rubbing her head
[20:22] <Neva> ..hold on a moment
[20:22] <@The Intern> Hello, Commissioner.
[20:22] * Neva turns to Abe
[20:22] <Neva> look...I'm sorry
[20:22] <@MJayDee> oh yeah that thing
[20:22] <Neva> I have a case going on which is driving me nuts
[20:22] <@The Intern> You mean those two who were kidnapped recently?
[20:22] <Neva> guess it got to me a bit
[20:22] <Neva> yeah
[20:22] <@MJayDee> I've been debating doing something about that too
[20:23] <Abe Hisoka> The evil magical girls and soul s[BLEEP]t going on. SHIELD Has connections and resources.
[20:23] <Neva> so I apologize for my outburst
[20:23] <Abe Hisoka> Hey, kittybutt, we all get stressed, it's no biggy.
[20:23] <Neva> so what's with this SHIELD thing...
[20:23] <Yaijinden> What evil magical girl and soul s[BLEEP]t!
[20:23] <Yaijinden> I'm out of the loop I'm out of the loop
[20:24] <Yaijinden> Freedom
[20:24] <Yaijinden> Horrible, Horrible Freedom
[20:24] <Abe Hisoka> I have a beautiful way with words~
[20:24] <David O`Cain> The Nonary Games, Yai. THAT evil magical girl and soul s[BLEEP]t.
[20:24] <Neva> to be honest, I'm always iffy on Earth governmental types getting involved...you never know who can be absolutly trusted
[20:25] <Abe Hisoka> SHIELD works with the superheroes around here.
[20:25] <@The Intern> Listen... I can assure you they won't interfere with your jurisdiction.
[20:25] <@MJayDee> trust in zombie abe lincon
[20:25] <@MJayDee> he's a grade a choice
[20:25] <Neva> I hope so
[20:25] <Neva> we have children in that zone
[20:25] <Neva> last thing I want to see is any of them getting taken hostage to get mommy and daddy's tech
[20:25] <@The Intern> This is a separate resource-sharing arrangement between the HOTEL and SHIELD.
[20:25] <Yaijinden> Tharp Nomb Garble
[20:26] <@The Intern> They don't operate like that.
[20:26] <Neva> ok I trust you
[20:26] <@The Intern> Thank you for understanding.
[20:27] * Neva nods
[20:27] * @The Intern fishes out a meta cube and tosses it to her.
[20:28] <@The Intern> ^metal
[20:28] <@The Intern> This is high-grade Duranium.
[20:28] <@MJayDee> DuranDuranium
[20:28] <@The Intern> I hope you enjoy it :)
[20:28] <@MJayDee> is it hungry.....like the wolf?
[20:28] * Neva takes it and nods
[20:29] <@The Intern> ..Neva?
[20:29] <@The Intern> About that kidnapping... who were the victims?
[20:30] * Neva pulls out a padd and brings up a projected data field
[20:32] * @The Intern gets some drinsk for Abe and Mike.
[20:32] <Suu> (( sorry had to restart ))
[20:32] <Suu> Hey, Intern.
[20:32] <Suu> Hi Mike; hi Abe.
[20:32] * @The Intern gets... beer for them and...
[20:32] <@The Intern> Do you want anything to drink, Suu?
[20:33] <@MJayDee> yo~
[20:33] <Neva> girl's name is Miho Hashma..guy's name is Kata....apperently originally from Death City, Nevada, USA...
[20:33] <Suu> Guess I'll have the same as they're having, just to keep things simple.
[20:33] * @The Intern procures another Beer.
[20:33] <@The Intern> Yourself, Neva?
[20:33] <Neva> Coffee..black
[20:34] * @The Intern finds a Keurig back there and gets that brewing.
[20:34] <Neva> apperently they have been living in several of teh shelters in the zone..doing odd jobs
[20:34] * @The Intern looks up their files
[20:35] <@The Intern> They were here a long time ago, apparently?
[20:37] <Neva> yeah apperently....poor dumb kids stayed in the city for some reason
[20:37] * @The Intern frowns
[20:39] * @The Intern rmeembers when she was young, fending for herself in the wilds of the Outlands.
[20:39] <@The Intern> Sometimes... you don't have a choice.
[20:39] <Neva> apperently the last time they were seen they were going to head to a local eating place to work in the kitchens
[20:40] <@The Intern> ...Kitchens...
[20:40] <@MJayDee> any chance they ended up the "main course" instead?
[20:40] <@The Intern> Jupiter's profile indicates she enjoyed cooking...
[20:40] * Suu sips her beer
[20:40] <Suu> What kind is this?
[20:41] <@The Intern> And I did deny her her kidnap victim.
[20:41] * @The Intern gets the coffee for Neva
[20:41] <@The Intern> I believe it's called "Pawtucket Patriot Ale"
[20:42] <Neva> we checked that, Mike
[20:42] <Neva> no chance
[20:42] * Neva sips the coffee with thanks
[20:45] * @The Intern rests her head on the bar
[20:46] <Suu> I wonder if Rose drinks this...
[20:46] * Abe Hisoka steals all the barnuts. Delicious as f[BLEEP]k.
[20:46] <@The Intern> It is an import..
[20:46] * SilverTongue [Tokyo] hangs from the upper railing "IT's not like we know the kids. Not a big deal"
[20:46] * SilverTongue has moved back to the lobby
[20:47] <@The Intern> I'm not so sure...
[20:48] * @The Intern calls up someone
[20:48] <Sakura Xadium Aino> BAMF
[20:48] <Neva> GAH
[20:48] <Sakura Xadium Aino> Yo happy people in the house!
[20:48] *** Sakura Xadium Aino [cherryblossomstorm@ishtarterra.venus.cmn] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:48] <@spiritflame> konbanwa sakura xadium aino
[20:48] * AirGrl blinks,watching this, trying to steal back some barnuts
[20:48] <@MJayDee> ohgodsheappearedfromnothing
[20:48] <AirGrl> I need those nuts
[20:49] <@The Intern> Lady Blyledge, can I trouble you for some information
[20:49] * @The Intern shows her the profiles
[20:49] * Abe Hisoka hordes the nuts.
[20:49] <Abe Hisoka> I can't get drunk these are mine.
[20:49] <Sakura Xadium Aino> Yeah I know the kids... they were here what... what year is this
[20:49] <@The Intern> 2014.
[20:49] <Sakura Xadium Aino> Like... four years ago maybe?
[20:49] <AirGrl> give me some nuts!
[20:50] <Abe Hisoka> And unless one of you supply me with drugs this is all I got.
[20:50] <Sakura Xadium Aino> Students from that Adacemy out west...
[20:50] <Sakura Xadium Aino> Where they train to be weapon meisters and such.
[20:50] <Sakura Xadium Aino> What happened, says here they're kidnapped.
[20:50] <@The Intern> (Oh.. s[BLEEP]t. )
[20:50] <@The Intern> Erm, yes. A.. police matter.
[20:51] <Sakura Xadium Aino> Why did you just go pale.
[20:51] <@The Intern> (Iconoclast is on the list...)
[20:51] <Neva> yeah
[20:51] * @The Intern quickly weighs her options here
[20:52] * @The Intern sighs
[20:52] <@The Intern> There's.. a larger problem.
[20:52] <Abe Hisoka> Man some days I wish I was psychic. That would be so cool around here.
[20:52] <@The Intern> A Third Nonary Game is in play.
[20:52] <Sakura Xadium Aino> ...Ninegate's gone.
[20:52] <@The Intern> Your... son is one of the kidnapees.
[20:52] <@MJayDee> CUUUUUULTSS
[20:52] <Sakura Xadium Aino> .
[20:53] <SilverTongue> Her followers aren't.
[20:53] <Sakura Xadium Aino> - And you would have told me this... when, exactly? -
[20:53] * DAMATIC MUSIC STING
[20:53] * @The Intern shrinks back slightly
[20:53] <Abe Hisoka> S[BLEEP]t sorry that's my phone.
[20:53] <@The Intern> Before the appointed round.
[20:53] * Abe Hisoka digs through which phone it is.
[20:53] <Sakura Xadium Aino> So you didn't think. It would be a good idea. To tell ME.
[20:54] <Sakura Xadium Aino> I thought we were FRIENDS.
[20:54] <@The Intern> We are!
[20:54] <@The Intern> But... I didn't want...
[20:54] *** Sakura Xadium Aino [cherryblossomstorm@ishtarterra.venus.cmn] has quit IRC (WHERE'S MY SWORD)
[20:54] <@The Intern> ...that to happen.
[20:55] * @The Intern takes another drink.
[20:55] <@The Intern> I'll be back.
[20:55] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte sends a message to Sakura in the meantime asking for her support
[20:55] *** @The Intern [neminixblipsonara@cia674.panopticon.gallfrey.kasterborous.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Lady Blyledge, WAIT)
[20:55] *** back later
[20:55] <Neva> I think the earth term for this is a clusterf[BLEEP]k
[20:55] <Abe Hisoka> No it's "Overreaction"
[20:56] <Abe Hisoka> there's a big difference between those two.
[20:56] <@MJayDee> There will be bloodshed
[20:56] <Neva> yeah guess so...I still don't understand half the language on this world
[20:56] <Abe Hisoka> It should be accepted that coming to this place is basically accepting how dangerous it is.
[20:57] <@MJayDee> that IS guarenteed
[20:57] <Abe Hisoka> We all have individual enemies and group enemies on top of it.
[20:57] <AirGrl> but does that mean they aren't allowed to get upset when this stuff happens?
[20:57] <Abe Hisoka> And yet we all come here and chill.
[20:57] *** Allison Blitzed has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:57] <@spiritflame> konbanwa allison blitzed
[20:57] <Abe Hisoka> They are. Totally. But they need to f[BLEEP]king be rational too.
[20:57] <Abe Hisoka> And--
[20:58] <@MJayDee> Is.....
[20:58] <AirGrl> being rational and being emotional doesn't always go the same way
[20:58] <David O`Cain> ?
[20:58] * Allison Blitzed walks in, looking stunning head to toe.
[20:58] * Abe Hisoka looks at allison blitzed.
[20:58] *** allison blitzed is a supermodel of the world, hunties! Curves, fierce fashion, legs for days in hot stilettos. She'll make you gag with her eleganza and send you lip syncing for your life.
Her image Song is: "Sissy That Walk" by RuPaul.
[20:58] <AirGrl> what if like....
[20:58] * Abe Hisoka squints.
[20:58] <AirGrl> so sorry to say this
[20:58] <Allison Blitzed> Hey~
[20:58] <AirGrl> what if I was to...say...slit mike's throat
[20:58] * Abe Hisoka isn't sure if she has to go or not...
[20:58] <@MJayDee> What is this, I don't even...
[20:58] <Abe Hisoka> That's murder.
[20:58] <AirGrl> does that mean that you aren't allowed to blow up in anger and attack
[20:59] <AirGrl> that you have to be "rational" about it
[20:59] <AirGrl> I'm just..giving an example >.>
[20:59] <Allison Blitzed> Sweetie, if you slit Mikey's throat I'd go f[BLEEP]king Starbooty on your ass.
[20:59] <Allison Blitzed> Fun fact: I've never seen Starbooty.
[20:59] <AirGrl> well what I mean is
[20:59] <Abe Hisoka> See her anger wasn't what I was commenting about. It was that it turned to the messenger.
[20:59] <Abe Hisoka> Mike is that Allison.
[21:00] <AirGrl> I know that...but..
[21:00] * Allison Blitzed checks her make up
[21:00] <Abe Hisoka> B-because I don't think I should be here.
[21:00] <AirGrl> don't we all do that?
[21:00] <Abe Hisoka> But I c-can't tell.
[21:00] <AirGrl> it's nice to say "be rational"
[21:00] <AirGrl> but we can't all...think cooly in the heat of the moment
[21:00] <Abe Hisoka> As the usual messenger I just feel sorry for her.
[21:00] <@MJayDee> I don't know.....but somethin's REALLY off
[21:00] * Allison Blitzed has an Adam's Apple that Allison does not have.
[21:01] <Abe Hisoka> Not Allison.
[21:01] <AirGrl> I.............
[21:01] <AirGrl> ..........
[21:01] <AirGrl> what is that?
[21:01] * Allison Blitzed looks over at Mikey and Abe and waves, giving a cute wink.
[21:01] <@MJayDee> quick vote, violence or running
[21:01] * Abe Hisoka squints.
[21:01] <Abe Hisoka> Is that Adam?
[21:01] * Allison Blitzed takes off her wig for a moment
[21:01] <Abe Hisoka> Oh my gods it's Adam.
[21:01] * Allison Blitzed is now known as Adam Kanal
[21:01] * AirGrl wanders over and pokes allison
[21:01] <Abe Hisoka> You looked -so good-.
[21:01] <AirGrl> ...GAH
[21:02] <Adam Kanal> I know, right?
[21:02] <David O`Cain> Why the disguise, man?
[21:02] <@MJayDee> Jesus christ man
[21:02] <Adam Kanal> This isn't a disguise.
[21:02] <Adam Kanal> I did a charity drag show last night.
[21:02] <Abe Hisoka> Holy s[BLEEP]t you do your make-up better than I do mine. You have to share.
[21:02] <Adam Kanal> And I just woke up, like, an hour ago.
[21:02] <Adam Kanal> GIRL we will dish.
[21:03] <AirGrl> huh....
[21:03] * Adam Kanal puts the wig back on
[21:03] * Adam Kanal is now known as Allison Blitzed
[21:03] <AirGrl> I suppose...
[21:03] <AirGrl> ...........
[21:03] <AirGrl> ...I...I should go
[21:03] * AirGrl runs out the front door
[21:03] * AirGrl is away: ss3
[21:04] <@MJayDee> I hope you brought in alot of money with that getup dude
[21:04] * Abe Hisoka gives Adam the biggest hug
[21:05] <Allison Blitzed> I made it raaaaain.
[21:05] <Neva> you guys know each other?
[21:05] <Abe Hisoka> Allison. F[BLEEP]k this is more confusing than my name change-- Oh my gods Allison I'm an idol again.
[21:05] * Allison Blitzed hugs Abe back
[21:05] <Allison Blitzed> OMG!!!!!!
[21:05] * Allison Blitzed claps
[21:05] * Neva sips her coffee
[21:05] * Abe Hisoka is now known as Sato Hisako
[21:06] <Sato Hisako> See? I'm so excited.
[21:06] <Allison Blitzed> Girl let me know when your single drops! I will buy ten copies of each version!
[21:06] <@MJayDee> ....do i need to get 'ski down here, cause we have enough people for a band....
[21:06] * Allison Blitzed looks at Sato Hisako.
[21:06] *** Sato Hisako is a young woman with long black hair, a streak of blue down across her bangs, that's loosely braided over one shoulder. She's an amazing looker, curvy, ample-chested, just enough make-up to keep herself looking proper. The tight dress and heeled boots help.
Her image Song is: "Hold Me! Please Go On" by Goto Maki.
[21:06] <Allison Blitzed> Oooo, so fierce, honey!
[21:06] <Neva> huh...
[21:07] <Sato Hisako> Back after eight years away~!
[21:07] <Neva> oh you're noe of those..idol things
[21:07] <Sato Hisako> "Things"?
[21:08] * Allison Blitzed looks at Neva.
[21:08] *** Neva is tallish woman with short blue-green hair, yellow eyes, long curved green fur covered ears and a long prehensial tail. Her teeth and fingernails seem to be made of metal.
Her image Song is: "Chase Theme - Brookyln Bridge Mix" by Katsuo Ohno.
[21:08] <@MJayDee> I....approve of that dress Soki
[21:08] <Neva> look...
[21:08] <Neva> I don't get half the culture here
[21:08] <Neva> your planet is already messed up
[21:09] <Neva> I mean you can't even get a single economic system going
[21:09] <Sato Hisako> "Soki" is adorable and you can keep calling me that when I'm in this body, pops.
[21:10] <@MJayDee> Will do kiddo~
[21:12] * AirGrl is back
[21:12] * AirGrl runs back in and slams teh door behind her O_O
[21:13] * Allison Blitzed takes the wig back off, and wipes her make up off too.
[21:13] * Allison Blitzed is now known as Adam Kanal
[21:13] <Adam Kanal> Ah, I need pancakes.
[21:13] <Sato Hisako> I can TOTALLY MAKE THOSE
[21:13] <AirGrl> oh I love pancakes!
[21:13] <Sato Hisako> But
[21:13] <Sato Hisako> Not in this body.
[21:13] <Sato Hisako> This one is worth s[BLEEP]t.
[21:13] * Sato Hisako is now known as Abe Hisoka
[21:14] * Abe Hisoka gets her butt into the kitchen
[21:14] * AirGrl goes to help..and is grabbed by a tenticle which drags her back outside O_O
[21:14] <@MJayDee> Soki, chocolate chip pancakes, DO YOU ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE
[21:14] *** Xandria has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:14] <@spiritflame> konbanwa xandria
[21:14] * AirGrl is away 
[21:14] <Abe Hisoka> Woh wait that--
[21:14] * Xandria steps off the elevator and looks around
[21:14] <Abe Hisoka> I do totally but we should probably f[BLEEP]king check that out.
[21:15] <@MJayDee> I will not let Japan's National Sexual fetish inbeed Chocolate Chip Pancake time.... CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE
[21:15] <Adam Kanal> I'm still in a dress!
[21:15] * @MJayDee throws his hand out, teleporting in a Sonic Arrow
[21:15] <Adam Kanal> Let's do this f[BLEEP]king thing!
[21:15] <Abe Hisoka> Oh s[BLEEP]t tentacles this is RIGHT UP MY ALLEY.
[21:16] * Abe Hisoka is away: wheeeeeeeeee
[21:16] * @MJayDee is away: PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES
[21:17] * Xandria watches the two leave and tilts her head
[21:17] <David O`Cain> Um, okay...
[21:18] * Adam Kanal is away 
[21:19] <AirGrl> (( what's stone keep? :) ))
[21:19] <David O`Cain> Well, if they need help, they can always call for it.
[21:19] <Abe Hisoka> (( A first-person dungeon crawler from the mid-90's! ))
[21:19] * Xandria takes a seat on a couch and pulls out an old, brown, leather bound book reading
[21:19] <AirGrl> (( huh ok! ))
[21:20] <AirGrl> (( my inspirition for this actually comes from..not sure if you've heard of this..a film called Zeiram ))
[21:20] <Abe Hisoka> (( Never heard of it sadly, I'll have to look it up. ))
[21:22] <AirGrl> (( it's from the 90s..there were two movies and an anime spin off! ))
[21:22] <AirGrl> (( called Iria I belive ))
[21:23] *** OH S[BLEEP]T ZEIRAM
[21:23] *** I SAW THAT ON SCI FI CHANNEL
[21:23] *** THE CREEPY LITTLE FACE
[21:23] * @The Intern is back
[21:23] * @The Intern headdesks
[21:23] <@The Intern> I have a problem, apparently.
[21:24] <@The Intern> I don't disclose infromation fast enough.
[21:24] <David O`Cain> Lesson learned?
[21:25] <@The Intern> I don't know. I have a reason for holding back.
[21:25] <@The Intern> And I think it's valid.
[21:25] <David O`Cain> Okay.
[21:25] <Neva> (( yessss X..it's haunted my dreams ever since..the live action film is so damn creepy ))
[21:25] *** I need to grab that again for old times' sake
[21:26] *** golD_lux [cressida_xadium-aino@s-proc78.ishtarterra.cmn] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:26] <@spiritflame> konbanwa gold_lux
[21:26] <golD_lux> Hey, Nixie.
[21:26] <@The Intern> ...Nixie?
[21:26] <David O`Cain> Evening, Cressida.
[21:26] <golD_lux> I just made it up. I like it.
[21:26] <golD_lux> Evening.
[21:26] <Neva> (( I should check for the anime..remember when Sci-Fi channel used to show anime films early on saturday mornings? ))
[21:26] <golD_lux> I'll keep mom off your back. You just get my bro back in one piece like you did the Old Man.
[21:27] <Adam Kanal> (( I remember watching Akira on a saturday morning when I was 8. ))
[21:27] *** YES. The godlen age. I first saw Akir... YES
[21:27] <David O`Cain> (( Heh, I remember watching Fatal Fury. ))
[21:27] *** And Robot Carnival
[21:27] *** and LILY CAT and that one with the hospital bed
[21:27] <@MJayDee> (( i remember, syndicated DRAGON BALL ))
[21:27] <Neva> (( I remember seeing Robot Carnival, Fatal Fury, Green Legend Ran, Demon City Shinzuka, Iria..that hospital bed one ))
[21:28] <Neva> (( um...Project A-Ko ))
[21:28] *** And TBS used to show Heavy Metal on late nigts and it blew my mind
[21:28] <@The Intern> Thanks, Cressida.
[21:28] <Adam Kanal> (( ROBOT CARNIVAL!!!! ))
[21:28] <Neva> (( oh man Robot Carnival ))
[21:28] <@MJayDee> (( Ecks, I need to turn you onto Bennet the Sage, he has a review show on all "oldtaku" favorites. "anime abandon" ))
[21:29] *** So little time for Vloggers these days in my world. Is Spoony still a Thing
[21:29] <Neva> (( yeah he is ))
[21:29] <@MJayDee> (( dude, spoony just released a new video today ))
[21:30] <@MJayDee> (( and here, http://benthesage.com/ ))
[21:30] *** Danke
[21:30] <@MJayDee> (( do yourself a favor, watch a few. He's really good, and can actually be SRS when the need be ))
[21:30] *** YOU KNOW
[21:30] <@MJayDee> (( his Jinroh review is REALLY good ))
[21:30] *** WE should take a a page of the goddamn wiki
[21:30] *** amd add our favorite links
[21:31] *** to all our favorite web s[BLEEP]t
[21:32] <@MJayDee> [URL]
[21:32] <@MJayDee> (( a quick link, you won't be sorry ))
[21:33] * Abe Hisoka is back
[21:34] * Abe Hisoka is dripping white fluids and has her hoodie off.
[21:34] * Abe Hisoka just walks through to the bathrooms.
[21:34] * AirGrl is back
[21:34] <Adam Kanal> (( Fag swag. NSFW song and video. Great if you like drag queens and song parodies. ))
[21:34] * AirGrl heads to her room to get washed up
[21:35] *** ahh yes i rmemeebr jin roh
[21:35] <David O`Cain> What happened?
[21:35] <Abe Hisoka> Tentacles.
[21:35] * @The Intern offers Cressida a V-8
[21:36] * golD_lux sips
[21:36] <Abe Hisoka> Ohf[BLEEP]kitsinmyf[BLEEP]kingbraid
[21:36] <AirGrl> (( never seen that one ))
[21:36] <The_Magic_Girl> And I missed it?
[21:36] *** The_Magic_Girl [haunting_lore@apple.helloprousa.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:36] <@spiritflame> konbanwa the_magic_girl
[21:36] <golD_lux> Nixie, any idea when Ike's turn is?
[21:36] <@The Intern> I'll see if I can figure it out.
[21:36] * @The Intern pulls out the note and starts working some temporal calculations.
[21:36] <Abe Hisoka> But you didn't miss pancakes.
[21:37] * Abe Hisoka sits to brush out her five feet of hair.
[21:37] <@The Intern> He's the next one, actually.
[21:37] <@The Intern> Anger...
[21:37] <@The Intern> versus... 134340.
[21:37] <golD_lux> Oh hell.
[21:38] <golD_lux> She's a bundle of repressed rage.
[21:38] * @MJayDee is back
[21:38] <golD_lux> (Not all that repressed)
[21:38] <The_Magic_Girl> Woo!
[21:38] <The_Magic_Girl> Pancakes :3
[21:38] * AirGrl is back
[21:38] <AirGrl> I love pancakes :)
[21:38] <Neva> so what are you guys going to do...
[21:39] <golD_lux> Nixie, whaddya think. A snatch and grab like you did before?
[21:39] <The_Magic_Girl> We're gonna eat pancakes
[21:39] <@The Intern> The problem is I don't have a location this time.
[21:40] * Abe Hisoka ties her hair into a bigass ponytail
[21:40] <@The Intern> I was able to get the information about where your grandfather was being held from Corruptor.
[21:40] * Abe Hisoka gets back into the kitchen
[21:40] <@The Intern> But that's only because he had been told by Mimas.
[21:40] <golD_lux> If Mimas can find it out, that means it's findable somehow.
[21:41] <David O`Cain> Search for clues, perhaps?
[21:41] <@The Intern> Her means are probably highly supernatural.
[21:41] <@The Intern> ...Which is not my skill.
[21:41] <golD_lux> What about Paisley?
[21:41] <@The Intern> She's off in America trying to "get laid
[21:41] <golD_lux> ... LOL what
[21:42] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..I can try
[21:42] <@The Intern> She believes she can seduce Captain America and get hair conditioning tips from Thor.
[21:42] *** Kaelyn P. Peinforte has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:42] <@spiritflame> konbanwa kaelyn p. peinforte
[21:42] <golD_lux> ...
[21:42] <golD_lux> The man does have magnificent hair.
[21:42] <golD_lux> Not as good as mine, but yeah.
[21:42] *** Catriona [c_langister@secrethideout.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:42] <@spiritflame> konbanwa catriona
[21:42] <Abe Hisoka> So does that lady.
[21:42] <David O`Cain> The hell prompted that, Intern?
[21:43] <@The Intern> I believe hormones.
[21:43] * Catriona gives Intern a gigantic chicken pot pie :D
[21:43] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte looks like she hasn't slept for the past month..if at all...
[21:43] <@The Intern> Her failure to secure the affections of Miles Edgeworth...
[21:43] * Catriona is away: Bon appetit!
[21:43] * @The Intern sees poor Kaelyn.
[21:43] * the pot pie vanishes
[21:43] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte kind of sways there...
[21:43] <@The Intern> Thank you! It was tasty!
[21:43] <golD_lux> S[BLEEP]t.
[21:44] * golD_lux goes and steadies Kaelyn
[21:44] <golD_lux> Sit down sit down.
[21:44] * golD_lux props her up on Venus Sofa.
[21:44] <Abe Hisoka> Okay so I have f[BLEEP]king
[21:44] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte sits slowly down..not blinking
[21:44] <Abe Hisoka> chocolate chip pancakes
[21:44] <Abe Hisoka> blueberry pancakes
[21:44] <Abe Hisoka> regular pancakes
[21:44] <Abe Hisoka> and baconpancakes.
[21:44] <@The Intern> :r
[21:44] <Abe Hisoka> because makin' bacon pancakes.
[21:44] * @The Intern tries to focus, must think abotu food later
[21:45] * Abe Hisoka brings out stacks
[21:45] * @The Intern get Kaelyn some water
[21:45] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...no thank you....
[21:45] * The_Magic_Girl has one of each
[21:45] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..I no longer need water.....I think....
[21:45] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte 's stomach growls loudly
[21:45] * Abe Hisoka might just be eating the extra bacon she made
[21:46] <Yaijinden> Are you attempting to evolve into a higher being?
[21:46] * Abe Hisoka makes a pancake sandwich with it
[21:46] <Yaijinden> Because if you're doing so through ascetic practice you need to be eating more mercury.
[21:47] * Abe Hisoka is not graceful and doesn't have manners but you know you want to do what she's doing
[21:47] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...tried that...
[21:47] * @MJayDee collects chocochipie pancakes, noms
[21:48] <Yaijinden> You obviously didn't have enough of it then!
[21:48] * AirGrl eats her pancakes happily!
[21:49] * @The Intern takes some and works hard ro restrin herself from eating them all
[21:49] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...I can help if you want......
[21:49] * @The Intern feeds some to Kaeyn
[21:49] <golD_lux> Not in that shape you won't.
[21:49] <golD_lux> Get some food in you.
[21:51] <Yaijinden> Practicing immortality requires complete concentration! You can't achieve it if you're pining for the fjords.
[21:51] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte starts to eat.....then rushes to the sink and throws up
[21:51] <David O`Cain> What do you think you are, Yai? A Norwegian Blue?
[21:51] <Yaijinden> And you are pining for the fjords.
[21:52] <@The Intern> ><
[21:52] <Yaijinden> Well I DO have beautiful plumage...
[21:52] <Abe Hisoka> Oooh what if she's pregnant.
[21:52] *** brb
[21:52] <Abe Hisoka> That would be a dramatic plot twist.
[21:52] <Yaijinden> Kaelyn have you been diddling Ike in your off hours!
[21:52] <Yaijinden> Because the only one hundred percent form of contraception is not diddling.
[21:53] <@MJayDee> but, diddlin' is fun
[21:53] <Yaijinden> You don't have to tell me that!
[21:55] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> I have had intercourse with Ike before...yes...
[21:55] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte just sort of...keeps her head in the sink
[21:56] <Yaijinden> I don't know if you'd tell us you were having offspring.
[21:56] <Yaijinden> Like I don't know if I'd tell people I was carrying offspring!
[21:56] <Yaijinden> You gotta keep 'em separated, after all.
[21:56] <Abe Hisoka> Are you Yai?
[21:57] <Yaijinden> Right now I can definitely say I am not.
[21:57] <Abe Hisoka> Sad.
[21:57] <Yaijinden> That might change eventually but right now I am not.
[21:58] <@MJayDee> it's only a matter of time, before it's Yai budding season
[21:58] <AirGrl> these pancakes are amazing!
[21:59] <@MJayDee> when the newly form offspring bud from their source, and fall to the ground to start their own exsistance
[21:59] <Abe Hisoka> I know how to cook~
[21:59] <Yaijinden> If, that is, they can avoid my voracious hunger.
[22:00] <Abe Hisoka> That's how you know they can survive in the world.
[22:00] <Yaijinden> I don't even digest them. I just mash them up with my teeth and urp them up later.
[22:01] <Yaijinden> And then I will serve them in a stew to my loved ones.
[22:02] <Abe Hisoka> Babies are tender meat.
[22:03] <AirGrl> ..........?
[22:03] <Yaijinden> Real baby back ribs
[22:03] <Yaijinden> dripping off the bone with SAUS
[22:04] <golD_lux> What if she is, Nixie/
[22:05] <@The Intern> What? With child?
[22:05] <golD_lux> We should find out.
[22:05] <@The Intern> That's an invasion of privacy!
[22:06] <@MJayDee> ok happy people, I'm gonna go and pass out. I need to recharge dem batteries
[22:06] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte finishes throwing up
[22:06] <golD_lux> My vortex manipulator has a bioscanner. When she comes out I'll check.
[22:06] <@The Intern> Goodnight, Mike!
[22:06] <Yaijinden> Them babies.
[22:06] <Abe Hisoka> Night pops~
[22:06] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte finally walks back into the room..
[22:06] * @The Intern pulls out her Sonic Potato Peeler and disables the Vortex Manipulator.
[22:07] <golD_lux> OH THAT IS TOTALLY CHEATING
[22:07] * @MJayDee waves to the room....taking his pancake with him
[22:07] *** @MJayDee [LooseCanonAuthirtah@TeamRK.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2
[22:07] <golD_lux> AND WHY DID YOU SONIC A *POTATO PEELER*
[22:07] <@The Intern> It lets me get the rinds off with perfect accuracy.
[22:07] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte sits back down on the sofa
[22:08] <golD_lux> BUT THEY'RE THE MOST NUTRITIOUS PART
[22:08] * golD_lux does a sneaky look for babeh bump
[22:09] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte does have...a small bump..
[22:10] <golD_lux> Nixie, LOOK
[22:10] <@The Intern> It's just excess adipose tissue!
[22:10] <Yaijinden> Dooooooh
[22:10] <golD_lux> Fix my vortex manipulator
[22:10] * @The Intern does so
[22:10] * golD_lux pretends to be checking the time...
[22:10] * BUT CHECKS UTERUS
[22:11] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte is indeed with child
[22:11] <golD_lux> Oh Jesus I'm going to be an aunt
[22:11] <@The Intern> D:
[22:11] <@The Intern> You're joking?
[22:11] <golD_lux> No.
[22:12] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte falls asleep on the Q sofa
[22:12] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte , somewhere, wakes up in a cold sweat
[22:12] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte wonders WTF and goes back to sleep
[22:12] * Yaijinden throws a blanket over Kaelyn
[22:12] <Yaijinden> And then we didn't have to worry about anything ever again.
[22:13] <@The Intern> This... means we have no choice. We have to save him at all costs.
[22:13] <golD_lux> Mom is gonna freak out.
[22:13] <golD_lux> So's the Old Man.
[22:13] <@The Intern> Don't let Xadium find out.
[22:14] <golD_lux> Nixie at some point you have to tell people things.
[22:14] <Abe Hisoka> [Spoilers] They'll all find out.
[22:14] <Yaijinden> Hopefully after shenanigans take place?
[22:14] <golD_lux> I know you like to maintain control over a situation...
[22:14] <Abe Hisoka> Or during! That's dramatic.
[22:14] <@The Intern> a _delay_ won't hurt.
[22:14] <golD_lux> Like it didn't hurt with mom, right.
[22:15] <@The Intern> ~_~
[22:15] <golD_lux> I know Aunty Noriko trained you to play things close to your vest.
[22:15] <golD_lux> But here's the thing.
[22:15] <golD_lux> You're not dealing with strangers, Nixie.
[22:15] <golD_lux> We're family here.
[22:16] <Yaijinden> What are we playing close to the vest!
[22:16] <golD_lux> One big screwed up mess of family. Related by blood or not.
[22:16] * golD_lux points ot Kaelyn's belly
[22:16] * golD_lux makes a baby rocking gesture.
[22:16] <Yaijinden> Ooooooooh
[22:16] <golD_lux> And you've got to realize you're a part of that family too, and people need to know.
[22:17] * @The Intern sighs
[22:17] <Yaijinden> This will be the first time any of my genespawn have reproduced!
[22:17] <Yaijinden> ...
[22:17] <Yaijinden> Let me verify that.
[22:17] * Yaijinden busts out handphone
[22:17] * Yaijinden places a call
[22:17] <@The Intern> It is hard. One of the first things you learn is to compartmentalize information to prevent unpredictable variables from interfering.
[22:17] <golD_lux> Ha hah, but Nixie.
[22:17] <golD_lux> Unpredictability is the great savior of our clan.
[22:18] <Yaijinden> Pick up. Pick up I know you're there.
[22:18] <Yaijinden> You're never not there.
[22:18] <David O`Cain> But aren't we all unpredictable in one way or another, Cressida?
[22:18] <golD_lux> Hell, it's even how you roll. Every other Time Lord writes you off because you're so different to the,.
[22:18] <golD_lux> ^them.
[22:18] <golD_lux> Yes!
[22:18] <Yaijinden> Because you're an obsessive-compulsive worrier with sixty-four spawnlings to concern yourself with.
[22:18] <Yaijinden> Aaaaand voicemail.
[22:18] * Yaijinden waits
[22:18] <golD_lux> It's not doing what's expected that's made this place Legend.
[22:19] * @The Intern smiles softly.
[22:19] <Abe Hisoka> But it has made it come close to disaster.
[22:19] <Abe Hisoka> Just noting that.
[22:19] <Yaijinden> You! I must know. Have any of the spawnlings gone on to reproduce?
[22:19] <golD_lux> We walk on a tightrope.
[22:20] * The_Magic_Girl looks up, wincing a bit
[22:20] <The_Magic_Girl> brb
[22:20] <Yaijinden> Call me back. I don't want to have to visit you.
[22:20] <Yaijinden> You won't like it.
[22:20] * The_Magic_Girl snaps her fingers, either turning invisible or disappearing.
[22:20] <Yaijinden> boop
[22:20] * Yaijinden turns a cartwheel
[22:20] <golD_lux> We always have.
[22:20] *** Allison Blitz has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:20] <@spiritflame> konbanwa allison blitz
[22:20] <golD_lux> Playing it safe is for Starfleet.
[22:20] <Abe Hisoka> Sometimes caution is n--
[22:20] * Abe Hisoka freezes up.
[22:20] * Allison Blitz walks in, yawning and setting her bag down.
[22:20] <@The Intern> Which era? It matters/
[22:20] * Abe Hisoka yanks her hood up.
[22:21] <golD_lux> True that.
[22:21] <golD_lux> Well yeah, you gotta be careful.
[22:21] <golD_lux> I'm just telling Nixie to realize her circumstances.
[22:21] <Allison Blitz> Mmm, who made pancakes?
[22:21] <golD_lux> Nixie, Aunty Noriko sent you here not just because she trusted you with this Spiral Arm.
[22:21] <Abe Hisoka> U-uh, I did.
[22:22] <golD_lux> Think about it.
[22:22] <golD_lux> This is where her family lives.
[22:22] * Abe Hisoka peeks out from under her hood awkwardly, all swagger lost.
[22:22] <Allison Blitz> Awesome!
[22:22] <golD_lux> She sent you here-- entrusted you, with her family.
[22:22] <@The Intern> ........................................................
[22:22] * AirGrl cleans up the kitchen a bit
[22:22] * @The Intern had never considered that
[22:22] <Allison Blitz> May I have a few? I haven't eaten since before class this morning.
[22:22] * @The Intern is humbled and actually tears up a bit.
[22:22] <Abe Hisoka> Sure. Y-Yeah. Totally.
[22:23] * AirGrl waves to allison!
[22:23] * Allison Blitz smiles, and helps herself.
[22:23] <Allison Blitz> Hey, Miki!
[22:23] <golD_lux> So yeah. Keep that in mind.
[22:23] <@The Intern> ..."the makeshift families we make for ourselves through our friends..."
[22:24] * Allison Blitz noms a bit, checking her phone.
[22:24] <@The Intern> I'm an orphan.
[22:24] <AirGrl> back home...we had a ton of cooks living in the castle...
[22:24] <@The Intern> So for me... this place... really is... family.
[22:24] <AirGrl> but my dad always insisted on making me pancakes himself :)
[22:24] <golD_lux> Too Many Cooks?™
[22:24] * Abe Hisoka fidgets awkwardly. Just sliiiiide into the background like you usually do Abe. You're good at that. Do that.
[22:25] * @The Intern sees the aituation and casually walks between Allison and Abe
[22:25] * @The Intern blocks Allison's line of sight
[22:26] * @The Intern pretends to be selecting pancakes from off the ta-- aww hell she is selecting pancakes off the table
[22:26] <Allison Blitz> The bacon ones are really good!
[22:26] * @The Intern takes the chance to nom
[22:27] <@The Intern> Yes! They're *nom* excellent!
[22:27] <The Magistra> I feel like I missed something imporant.
[22:27] *** The Magistra [SageLord@TimeyWhimey.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:27] <@spiritflame> konbanwa the magistra
[22:27] <Yaijinden> The four hundred are having four hundred more.
[22:27] * @The Intern turns to MAgistra, keeping herself interposed
[22:27] <Abe Hisoka> I know how to do bacon really well.
[22:27] <Abe Hisoka> The canadian bit in me.
[22:27] <Yaijinden> They've seized Mango's machinery and are putting themselves in the blender once anew.
[22:27] <@The Intern> Lady Magstra...
[22:27] <The Magistra> Yes?
[22:27] <@The Intern> ^magistra
[22:28] <Yaijinden> like this
[22:28] * Yaijinden spins in place going vrrrrrrrrrrt
[22:28] <@The Intern> You once said to me you wanted to break the game.
[22:28] <Allison Blitz> So, Ansgar and I are going back to New Jersey for Thanksgiving.
[22:28] <The Magistra> I do. Make it so they can't win. Create our own rules that they have to counter.
[22:28] <Allison Blitz> I'm super excited because I get to see my baby sister but I'm really worried about telling my parents about my job...
[22:29] <@The Intern> Then help me.
[22:29] <@The Intern> We need to rescue Iconoclast.
[22:29] <The Magistra> Help you what?
[22:29] <@The Intern> Early.
[22:29] * @The Intern leans in
[22:29] <The Magistra> ...Of course.
[22:29] <@The Intern> he's going to be a father.
[22:29] <@The Intern> Don't let on we know.
[22:30] <The Magistra> Wait.. with my sister?
[22:30] <Allison Blitz> How should I break it to them?
[22:30] <Abe Hisoka> J-Just.
[22:30] * Abe Hisoka breathes
[22:30] <Abe Hisoka> Tell them. They love you. They'll accept it as long as you're happy.
[22:30] <Abe Hisoka> Family is like that. Should be like that.
[22:31] * Yaijinden nods somberly
[22:31] <@The Intern> With Kaelyn.
[22:31] * Allison Blitz looks over to Abe, and nods, smiling softly.
[22:31] <Allison Blitz> Thanks.
[22:31] <@The Intern> I want to use a variation of the strategem I used before.
[22:31] <The Magistra> Awsome. I'm gonna be aunt~
[22:31] * Abe Hisoka gives a hidden little nod
[22:31] <The Magistra> *an aunt
[22:31] <@The Intern> If we can find the area they'll be using for Game Five...
[22:32] <Allison Blitz> I'll tell them that I became a Kamen Rider, was stuck in a city for months, and because of that, I got suspended for a year.
[22:32] * golD_lux signals to Maggie "I know, right!"
[22:32] <Allison Blitz> Then I'll have to explain what a Kamen Rider is...
[22:32] <Allison Blitz> Thank you, Abe-san.
[22:32] * Abe Hisoka curls up a little.
[22:32] <AirGrl> are...are you ok?
[22:32] <Yaijinden> Welcome to being off.
[22:32] <The Magistra> Any ideas on where to look?
[22:33] <Yaijinden> I faked my death to avoid that conversation!
[22:33] <@The Intern> No, which is why I need your help.
[22:33] <@The Intern> Kaelyn is in no shape to assist... and... Time Lord means are insufficient.
[22:34] <The Magistra> ...We can't loose. I will not allow it.
[22:34] <@The Intern> Help me determine the next location.
[22:35] <The Magistra> I will. I assume if Time Lord methods aren't going to work... how about something more Arcane...
[22:35] *** GUYS
[22:35] <Yaijinden> "Hi Mom, Hi Dad, hi siblings, if there's still a loaded rifle in the house I can show you a magic trick!"
[22:35] <@The Intern> ATTACK ON AVENGERS IS ONLINE TO READ
[22:35] * Allison Blitz gives Yai a very concerned look.
[22:36] <David O`Cain> (( Niiiice. ))
[22:36] <Allison Blitz> What will Marvel come up with next?
[22:36] <Allison Blitz> They got really creative with my books.
[22:37] <@The Intern> Yes.
[22:37] <@The Intern> I was hoping your Time Sage abilities might prive helpful.
[22:37] <The Magistra> ....
[22:37] <@The Intern> ^prove
[22:37] <The Magistra> Actully...
[22:37] <The Magistra> This is redciously easy
[22:38] <Abe Hisoka> If you're worried y-you don't really have to tell them anything. It'll bite you in the ass later but. But.
[22:38] <Yaijinden> I thought about doing just that for my own? But when I really thought about that I was already knee-deep in Secrets.
[22:38] * The Magistra 's eyes glow blue and she falls backwards onto a couch
[22:38] <Abe Hisoka> Hiding is a solid strategy if you want to do it forever.
[22:39] <Allison Blitz> I mean, I've been hiding being a senshi from them for almost a decade.
[22:40] * The Magistra is lost in the timeways, following her own timeline, her connection to her sister, her sister's connections to Ike... and finally to Ike n the preseant day
[22:40] * Abe Hisoka curls up in her big comfy warm hoodie.
[22:41] <David O`Cain> So, we're gaming the system a bit?
[22:41] *** You locate him underneath Tokyo Tower... in some kind of henge.
[22:41] <The Magistra> Tokyo Tower!
[22:41] <Allison Blitz> Thank you again, Abe-san.
[22:41] <The Magistra> Under it...
[22:41] <@The Intern> Right...
[22:41] * Allison Blitz smiles at her. (I could've sworn she didn't like me...)
[22:42] <Abe Hisoka> Sure. Yeah. If it helped.
[22:42] * Abe Hisoka peeks up a little
[22:42] <The Magistra> ...in a henge.
[22:43] * Allison Blitz checks her emails.
[22:43] <Allison Blitz> . . .
[22:43] <Allison Blitz> holy s[BLEEP]t
[22:44] <Abe Hisoka> Eh?
[22:44] <@The Intern> I understand!
[22:44] <Allison Blitz> How is Ansgar's filthy mouth rubbing off on me now that we're not psychically links?
[22:44] <Allison Blitz> I just got an email from H!P USA
[22:45] <Allison Blitz> If I stay on good terms with school and UFA, and I get my probation cut in half...
[22:45] <Allison Blitz> Apple Musume's OG members are gonna reunite...
[22:45] <Allison Blitz> ... to be American Apparel models!
[22:45] * Abe Hisoka looks up entirely.
[22:46] <Abe Hisoka> Holy s[BLEEP]t.
[22:46] <Allison Blitz> Oh my god I have to let my hair grow out for this this is gonna be AMAZING
[22:46] <Abe Hisoka> Oh my gods you are so lucky Allie-chan!
[22:46] * Abe Hisoka clamps a hand over her stupid f[BLEEP]king mouth.
[22:46] <Allison Blitz> I really am!
[22:47] <Allison Blitz> Oh goodness, I need to work on homework!
[22:47] <Abe Hisoka> C-Congrats!
[22:47] <Allison Blitz> Thanks again for the pancakes and advice, Abe-san!
[22:47] * Allison Blitz grabs her bag and runs upstairs
[22:47] <Abe Hisoka> N-no. No problem.
[22:47] <Abe Hisoka> glad you liked them.
[22:47] <Yaijinden> I like how you were all "You should tell the people you care about what's going on in your life because if they really care they'll accept it and you."
[22:48] <Abe Hisoka> Shuddup.
[22:48] * Yaijinden elbows Hisoka :D
[22:48] <Yaijinden> It came out all natural too!
[22:48] * Abe Hisoka chuckles and rubs her eyes.
[22:49] <Abe Hisoka> You're a f[BLEEP]king d[BLEEP]k. But thanks.
[22:49] <Yaijinden> It is my specialty.
[22:49] <Yaijinden> Just ask the ladies!
[22:49] <Abe Hisoka> Hey I almost got into a threesome with you.
[22:50] * Abe Hisoka breathes to settle herself down f[BLEEP]k that was way too hard.
[22:50] * AirGrl sits in the resteraunt and thinks on something
[22:50] * @The Intern resumes her seatr
[22:50] * Abe Hisoka flips her hood back and eats ponytailasdlkfja
[22:50] <@The Intern> ^seat
[22:51] <Abe Hisoka> Thanks for the move, Intern.
[22:51] <@The Intern> No problem :D
[22:51] <Abe Hisoka> I just. Well. Yeah.
[22:51] <@The Intern> I could see it was uncomfortable for you.
[22:52] * The_Magic_Girl returns
[22:52] <The_Magic_Girl> Hmm.
[22:52] <Abe Hisoka> F[BLEEP]king hell this is why I braid this s[BLEEP]t.
[22:52] * Abe Hisoka yanks out her ponytail and gets on that.
[22:52] <The_Magic_Girl> How has she still not heard the news of Sato Hisako's return to the industry?
[22:53] <Abe Hisoka> The universe just. Doesn't like me.
[22:53] <Abe Hisoka> And I worry I'll bring it up and she'll go into a coma again a-and I just. I can't.
[22:53] <@The Intern> Some sort of temporal associative disorder?
[22:54] <Abe Hisoka> But. But she's happy! I shouldn't f[BLEEP]king ruin that so eh!
[22:54] * The_Magic_Girl shrugs
[22:54] <@The Intern> Paisley Peinforte might be able to help with that.
[22:54] <The_Magic_Girl> The strings attached to her are sorta wonky.
[22:54] * AirGrl goes out and walks out the front door..again
[22:54] * AirGrl has moved to: [ lawn ]
[22:55] * AirGrl [lawn] sits on the lawn and looks up at the sky
[22:55] <The_Magic_Girl> When she had that time knot or whatever in her brain, I figured it was from all of the time f[BLEEP]kery we do around here/
[22:55] <AirGrl> !rei.bot weather
[22:55] <AirGrl> [lawn] brrr nice and cool ^^
[22:55] <@The Intern> Well, she knows arcane means of manipulating the Time Vortex. It might come to nothing, but one could ask.
[22:55] <@The Intern> ...We do our best to clean up after ourselves.
[22:55] * Abe Hisoka snorts.
[22:55] <@The Intern> That's one of my jobs.
[22:55] <The_Magic_Girl> But being dislodged from the timeline like I am now, everything around Allison is really f[BLEEP]ked up.
[22:55] <Abe Hisoka> If you did a perfect job I wouldn't be here.
[22:56] <@The Intern> I do the best I can with what I have.
[22:56] * AirGrl [lawn] pulls out her phone and pages through it...
[22:56] <@The Intern> This place isn't a normal paradox, or anomaly, or aberration.
[22:56] <@The Intern> This place is... incredibly complex.
[22:56] <Abe Hisoka> Hey, I get that. I just f[BLEEP]king pick up the things that get missed.
[22:57] * Abe Hisoka smirks.
[22:57] * @The Intern nods
[22:57] <David O`Cain> And it's great!
[22:57] * The_Magic_Girl looks in her bag, and pulls out a tarot deck.
[22:58] * The_Magic_Girl appears to pull at something in the air in front of her, and wraps said thing around the deck of cards.
[22:58] <AirGrl> [lawn] where's that...thingie
[22:58] * Abe Hisoka makes her eyes glow to watch.
[22:58] * AirGrl has moved back to the lobby
[22:58] * AirGrl walks back in, still paging through it then notices something's going on!
[22:58] <The Magistra> Thingie?
[22:59] * @The Intern tries to draw what it's like, the closest she can come is [url=https://38.media.tumblr.com/dfe72db8224ab23e6791e2da5c98eb38/tumblr_ne06b3VADt1r2geqjo1_500.gif[/url]
[22:59] * @The Intern tries to draw what it's like, the closest she can come is [url=http://38.media.tumblr.com/dfe72db8224ab23e6791e2da5c98eb38/tumblr_ne06b3VADt1r2geqjo1_500.gif[/url]
[22:59] * @The Intern tries to draw what it's like, the closest she can come is this
[22:59] * The_Magic_Girl allows the object (Abe can see that it's a ghostly ribbon) soak into the deck, and then shuffles the cards.
[23:01] * The_Magic_Girl pulls a card, placing it face down in front of her. She pulls another two, placing them to either side, also face down.
[23:02] * The_Magic_Girl flips the card on her left: The Lovers.
[23:02] <The_Magic_Girl> That's to be expected.
[23:03] * Abe Hisoka tilts her head a bit and watches
[23:04] * The_Magic_Girl turns over the card on the right: The Devil
[23:04] * @The Intern watches as well, letting her autonomic brain take over the typing of her field report to Co-Ordinator Actuary.
[23:04] <The_Magic_Girl> ... wait.
[23:04] * AirGrl blinks
[23:04] <David O`Cain> Eh?
[23:05] * The_Magic_Girl flips the card in the middle over: The Tower.
[23:06] <The_Magic_Girl> This...
[23:06] * The_Magic_Girl draws a final card, flipping it over right away: Death
[23:07] * The_Magic_Girl looks up to where Allison's room is aproximately
[23:07] <The_Magic_Girl> We. uh...
[23:07] * Abe Hisoka bites her lip
[23:08] <The_Magic_Girl> We need to make sure she doesn't get pregnant.
[23:08] * Abe Hisoka makes a variety of faces.
[23:09] <David O`Cain> Er, alright.
[23:09] <The_Magic_Girl> Trust me.
[23:09] <Abe Hisoka> I'd looooooove to help with that but I don't think I can
[23:09] <The_Magic_Girl> It won't end well.
[23:09] <Abe Hisoka> And I doubt me going to Langley as a prostitute would go over too well.
[23:09] *** Orion Felinus [MrBigKitty@JuubanU.edu.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:09] <@spiritflame> konbanwa orion felinus
[23:10] * Orion Felinus has moved back to the lobby
[23:10] <The_Magic_Girl> Does anyone know exactly what happens when an arrancar sires a child?
[23:10] <David O`Cain> No.
[23:10] <Yaijinden> Baby born with latent Hollow powers.
[23:10] * AirGrl waves to Orion!
[23:10] * Orion Felinus walks in with a Strawberry Shortcake. "Oh, Miki-hime! Good to see you!"
[23:11] <Yaijinden> It really depends on if he's wearing a gigai or not, though.
[23:11] <AirGrl> hello orion!
[23:11] <Abe Hisoka> L-Langley was trying hard to not be an arrancar anymore.
[23:11] <Abe Hisoka> I doubt he ditches his gigai often.
[23:11] <The_Magic_Girl> He would.
[23:12] <The_Magic_Girl> If Allison were in serious trouble, he would.
[23:12] <The_Magic_Girl> Or if he...
[23:12] <David O`Cain> Hey, Orion.
[23:12] <The_Magic_Girl> Gets too hungry?
[23:13] * The_Magic_Girl looks over at Yaijinden and Abe.
[23:13] <Abe Hisoka> There's substitutes.
[23:13] <Abe Hisoka> H-he stopped snacking long before I did. But I don't think his willpower's super strong either.
[23:13] <Orion Felinus> How are you adjusting these day, Miki-hime?
[23:14] <The_Magic_Girl> Allison did mention that he mostly ate Hollows early in their relationship.
[23:14] * Yaijinden crosses his legs, sits
[23:14] <Yaijinden> If he's in the gigai when Reproduction happens, then you'll get a child with high spiritual energy that's tuned towards Hollows.
[23:15] <Abe Hisoka> B-But I've been gone for so long and f[BLEEP]k I haven't s-seen him in ages I don't know how he is now.
[23:15] <Yaijinden> She or he will probably be able to do Fullbring techniques...
[23:15] <Yaijinden> ...and probably actually be fairly sophisticated with their application.
[23:16] <AirGrl> I'm adjusting better...
[23:16] <The_Magic_Girl> That would be their future daughter.
[23:16] <AirGrl> I um..was thinking of training in sword use
[23:17] <The_Magic_Girl> I saw her string following Allison up. Not attached yet
[23:18] <Ozu Reiko> She's not an only child.
[23:18] * Orion Felinus blinks. "Swords? Hime-sama, is that really a good idea?"
[23:18] *** Ozu Reiko [ozureiko@gekkokan.kirijo.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:18] <@spiritflame> konbanwa ozu reiko
[23:18] <Yaijinden> Oh my~
[23:18] * The_Magic_Girl looks over.
[23:18] <AirGrl> well..I want to defend myself..and the others were saying I could try it
[23:18] <The_Magic_Girl> That would explain the other strings...
[23:18] * Abe Hisoka is way too overwhelmed by this all of a sudden.
[23:19] <Ozu Reiko> I can't say much, not because I don't want to, but because I've an oath placed on this information.
[23:19] <Orion Felinus> Well...swords can be dangerous. Maybe start with a weapon that is more blunt?
[23:20] <Ozu Reiko> But Fionna is not the firstborn of the Blitz-Kahara clan.
[23:20] <AirGrl> like what?
[23:20] <Yaijinden> Le gasp!?
[23:20] <AirGrl> I hope you're not saying I can't handle a sword >.>
[23:20] <Ozu Reiko> Oh come on, this is the least surprising plot twist ever.
[23:21] *** kung dead hooey has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:21] <@spiritflame> konbanwa kung dead hooey
[23:21] <Abe Hisoka> it really is.
[23:21] <Ozu Reiko> She's almost twenty, and she went to catholic school.
[23:21] <Yaijinden> :O
[23:21] <Yaijinden> New Friend!
[23:21] <@The Intern> ....
[23:21] <Abe Hisoka> She's probably f[BLEEP]king crazy in bed.
[23:21] * The Intern looks at Kung Dead hooey.
[23:21] *** Kung Dead hooey is the dead Hooey with a giant gaping gash in his heart and his cyber dick is gone. He has been taxidermied.
His image Song is: Dead man walking.
[23:21] <Ozu Reiko> Either Langley's been shooting blanks or somehow her cervix was senshi-tough.
[23:21] <Yaijinden> "hello friends what is the altitude in this situation"
[23:22] * Yaijinden cuddles kung dead hooey
[23:22] <@The Intern> (Is he better or worse in this state, I wonder)
[23:22] <Ozu Reiko> Oh dear Magiel, that smell...
[23:22] <Abe Hisoka> I've smelled worse.
[23:22] <golD_lux> Oh god it's Weekend at Senshi's
[23:22] <Yaijinden> You're going to be just fine. I can tell. I can introduce you to my other new dead friend.
[23:22] * golD_lux gets the Febreze
[23:23] <@The Intern> Cressida.
[23:23] <Yaijinden> "fear not good friends here i am to save your daze and confuse"
[23:23] <@The Intern> Just... just pump it into the Ventilation system wholesale.
[23:23] <golD_lux> Yeah getting a bigger canister.
[23:23] <Yaijinden> Hooey! Were you embalmed with use of hemp oil?
[23:24] <golD_lux> Oh god are you going to smoke him like a blunt.
[23:24] <Yaijinden> "swears on my profanities it is patchouli"
[23:24] <@The Intern> Well in life he was rather blunt...
[23:24] * Yaijinden puts Hooey's hand over his heart
[23:24] <golD_lux> not that kind of blunt, Nixie.
[23:24] * kung dead hooey does have cannabis in the fingers.
[23:25] <Yaijinden> "cross my open cavities and hope to exist forever in state languishing between life and excitement"
[23:25] <Yaijinden> Yeah well puff puff pass.
[23:25] * Yaijinden takes the cannabis and prepares
[23:25] <David O`Cain> The f[BLEEP]k?
[23:25] <Abe Hisoka> Oh thank f[BLEEP]king gods I will pay you for a joint.
[23:25] <Orion Felinus> No, Im not saying that at all. Miki-hime. I'm just worried that you will get hurt.
[23:25] <Yaijinden> "friend i am needing that finger for caresses of the woman flesh"
[23:26] <Ozu Reiko> I knew a witch that used cannabis smoke to tell fortunes.
[23:26] <Yaijinden> I can fix that! Just ask Dead Mimetttttttttttt.
[23:26] <Yaijinden> Dead Minuette.
[23:26] <AirGrl> well then what do you suggest...
[23:26] <Yaijinden> Song over in sixty seconds.
[23:26] * kung dead hooey now has 7 fingers and 2 thumbs
[23:26] <Yaijinden> Oh I know what you need!
[23:26] <Yaijinden> You need salad fingers.
[23:27] <Ozu Reiko> You know what?
[23:27] <Yaijinden> Hang on buddy I will be RIGHT back.
[23:27] * Yaijinden is away: kitchen
[23:27] <Ozu Reiko> I'll be back when the Nonary Games are over again.
[23:27] *** Ozu Reiko [ozureiko@gekkokan.kirijo.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (We've got a timeline to fix.)
[23:27] <@The Intern> What am I watching...
[23:27] <golD_lux> Welcome to the family? XD
[23:27] * Abe Hisoka slumps back again
[23:27] <@The Intern> Yes...
[23:28] * AirGrl runs over to abe "are you ok?"
[23:29] <Yaijinden> There.
[23:29] <Yaijinden> Rolling papers, salad fingers, and darning kit.
[23:29] <Yaijinden> And a new friend for you to meet!
[23:29] <The_Magic_Girl> I'm sure everything will be fine.
[23:29] <The_Magic_Girl> We just have to...
[23:29] <kung dead hooey> "oh goodness tell me about new friend"
[23:29] <The_Magic_Girl> Gods, someone wanna volunteer to teach Allison about condoms and birth control?
[23:30] <Dead Mimette> "Hi there! I'm also a corpse! We have so much in common!"
[23:30] * Dead Melvin wants a threesome
[23:30] * Yaijinden cannot see how this can possibly go wrong
[23:30] <Abe Hisoka> I am so not a good role model for that.
[23:30] *** Jedda Rain has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:30] <@spiritflame> konbanwa jedda rain
[23:30] * Yaijinden gets a tarp, throws it over the lot of them
[23:30] <Jedda Rain> ...
[23:30] * kung dead hooey is away: make the sexy
[23:30] * Dead Melvin gets his groove on
[23:31] * Dead Mimette is away: oh, I didn't know you were so skilled!
[23:31] <Jedda Rain> Can I set fire to the tarp?
[23:31] <Abe Hisoka> Though I think I'm not f[BLEEP]king for a bit now that I've seen that.
[23:31] <Yaijinden> They are having the sex!!!!! >:| You are not allowed to set fire to the tarp.
[23:31] <@The Intern> (⊙_☉)
[23:31] * Orion Felinus thinks for a minute.... "Mayne try a staff or something ranged?"
[23:31] <Yaijinden> It's against the long-standing tradition I just made up.
[23:31] <golD_lux> And Intern's down.
[23:31] <AirGrl> ..I don't know...
[23:31] <AirGrl> I guess I could try
[23:31] <Jedda Rain> They arr corpses.
[23:31] <Abe Hisoka> the sex-tarp immunity clause.
[23:32] <Jedda Rain> Tell you what.
[23:32] <Jedda Rain> I'll throw a dead Aster in there for the mix
[23:32] <Yaijinden> yesssssssss
[23:32] * Dead Melvin reminds you all not to be live-ist against corpses. Zombies are gaining in popularity and influence every day.
[23:33] * Jedda Rain lights a cig.
[23:33] ***
[23:33] <The_Magic_Girl> Everything about this is a terrible idea.
[23:33] <The_Magic_Girl> But I can make it worse.
[23:33] <Yaijinden> There is a point where we should have stopped and we have clearly passed it, but let's keep going just to see what happens.
[23:33] <Jedda Rain> Not killing the Aster girl.
[23:34] * Abe Hisoka does the glowing eyes thing.
[23:34] <Jedda Rain> That's the best idea all week.
[23:34] <Abe Hisoka> It's not ruining the universe or breaking anything important. I have no reason to stop this.
[23:34] * The_Magic_Girl does a magical girl make-up into Kuroi Madoushi Nekorosha and ponders making them actual zombies
[23:35] * Jedda Rain pulls out the 10 of swords.
[23:35] <Orion Felinus> Perhaps Freya would have some suggestions?
[23:35] <Jedda Rain> Time to go b[BLEEP]ch huntin.
[23:36] <Yaijinden> On zombie-making?
[23:36] <Yaijinden> She is versatile in her mommery!
[23:36] <AirGrl> I could ask her
[23:36] <Yaijinden> The Mommer's Dance.
[23:36] <Yaijinden> Thief and run nana naa na na
[23:37] <Jedda Rain> Anyone seen where the future Aster girl went? The one in purple with the shadow claws.
[23:37] <The_Magic_Girl> ♦ Zippity zoppity, bibbity bobbity, make these flesh bags do the hoppity.
[23:37] <Abe Hisoka> Yup, but what fun is that if I tell ya?
[23:37] <Abe Hisoka> :D
[23:37] <Orion Felinus> Well, I have to deliver this cake to her. If you'd like to accompany me, you are welcome. ^_^
[23:37] <@The Intern> She was last seen talking to Corruptor a few days ago.
[23:38] * Deasd Melvin suffers from Coitus Zombificus
[23:38] <Jedda Rain> You get a free eyeball.
[23:38] <Yaijinden> I think she was here last night aksu-alli.
[23:38] * Dead Melvin gets over it and gets back to making the tarp rock
[23:38] <Jedda Rain> Really?