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<FireFly_9> I am the soldier of Ruin. People EXPECT me to behave that way. You are the soldier of WIND. At most, by that description, one could reasonably expect YOU to be flatulent.
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*** Thu Sep 11 2008 LOG RESET - Please scroll up for the message of the Day
[20:24] <Natsumi Kensei> hmm
[20:24] <Zarmyn> Make me!
[20:24] <Grammatiknazi> oh Furu-kun, don't take him seriously.
[20:24] <Natsumi Kensei> (( I claim this log in the name of Ultraman and the fact that my japanese teacher kicks ass! ))
[20:24] <@Darkness> ♦ [20:14] <Zarmyn> I am the God of Evil and DARKNESS
[20:24] <@Darkness> you are what now
[20:24] <Grammatiknazi> also I don't think he knows HOW to touch me.
[20:25] * @Darkness cracks her whip
[20:25] <Grammatiknazi> Also also. :( nooooes my song disappeared
[20:25] <@Darkness> Oh you best lick my boots boy~
[20:25] * Furu cracks his knuckles.
[20:25] <Grammatiknazi> mine too while you're at it
[20:26] <Zarmyn> Never, you ugly girl
[20:26] <Natsumi Kensei> ......
[20:26] <Natsumi Kensei> ..now that was just stupid
[20:26] * @Darkness wraps the whip around his neck and pulls >:3
[20:26] <Furu> That's it! I'm beating you now.
[20:26] * Grammatiknazi stands up.
[20:26] <Grammatiknazi> You called my neesan ugly.
[20:26] <Grammatiknazi> You have crossed the line from BORING to TROLL.
[20:27] <Zarmyn> Well I don't know what you look like
[20:27] <@Darkness> tag or ban~
[20:27] <@Darkness> ...
[20:27] <@Darkness> look at me you fool
[20:27] <Furu> Hey we have this thing
[20:27] <Furu> called /look
[20:27] <Furu> Try it, assd[BLEEP]k.
[20:27] <Grammatiknazi> You are rude, uncooperative, stupid, fairly incomprehensible, repetitive, and you smell.
[20:27] <Grammatiknazi> Tag. Deffo a tag.
[20:27] <Grammatiknazi> I want this one~.
[20:27] * Grammatiknazi slithers up Zarmyn's back and rests her chin on his head
[20:28] <Zarmyn> okay, I lost my temper, no need to get violence
[20:29] <Zarmyn> I'm sorry I'm sorry a thousand times sorry
[20:29] <@Darkness> Oh you suddenly hear "tag" and you're nice?
[20:28] <Grammatiknazi> he is the incarnation of an adorable fuzzy bunny you know. And the son of mutant llama.
[20:29] <@Darkness> best know where you stand, n00b
[20:29] <Grammatiknazi> You crossed one line too many. You've been d[BLEEP]kish for hours now.
[20:29] * Furu looks at Darkness.
[20:29] *** Darkness is a cat-eared woman with white, black, and red hair, the long strands draped over half her face, eye glowing beneath it. She's dressed in a rather revealing dominatrix outfit, complete with whip. A trench coat is draped over her shoulders like a cape. More information about is Here.
image Song is: .
Darkness is an IRC Operator - Channel Administrator
[20:29] <Furu> ...
[20:29] <Grammatiknazi> If you are nice and kind, the tag will go away.
[20:29] * Furu WALKS TO ANOTHER ROOM THEN
[20:29] * Natsumi Kensei just..shakes her head
[20:29] <@Darkness> (why am I still dressed like this I can't remember)
[20:29] <Grammatiknazi> If you are not nice and kind, the tag will stay in place, and you might even get banned.
[20:30] <Furu> BOY THIS ROOM SURE IS NICE
[20:29] <Grammatiknazi> as it is, you will be my --- D:
[20:29] <Grammatiknazi> FURUUUUU D:
[20:30] <Zarmyn> I take back everything I said, HAVE MERCY!
[20:30] <Furu> I THINK I AM GOING TO TRY AND MAKE SOME MUFFINS MUFFINS ARE DEICIOUS
[20:30] * Furu WORKS ON MAKING MUFFINS
[20:30] <Grammatiknazi> oh gawd my husband doesn't love me.
[20:30] <@Darkness> oh I love it when they beg~
[20:30] * @Darkness cracks her whip again
[20:30] <@Darkness> lick my boots and we'll see~
[20:30] <Zarmyn> (licks boots)
[20:30] <Grammatiknazi> fine. EVEN IF YOU DO HAVE A MICROp[TAB A]s YOU ARE MY NEW BOYFRIEND LOVE SLAVE
[20:31] <@Darkness> good boy~
[20:30] <Grammatiknazi> WE'RE GETTING YOU A STRAP-ON D:<
[20:31] * @Darkness grabs the n00b by the hair and hauls him up
[20:31] <Grammatiknazi> come on neesan can't I have him :<
[20:31] <Grammatiknazi> I promise I'll share with Adam :<
[20:32] <@Darkness> are you going to listen to the rules now and play nice~?
[20:32] <Zarmyn> can i still take over the universe?
[20:32] * Grammatiknazi wraps her arms around zarmyn and squeezes ♡
[20:32] <Zarmyn> I'll behave I'll behave
[20:32] <@Darkness> good boy.
[20:33] * @Darkness just sort of drops him.
[20:33] <@Darkness> Don't make me go after you again~
[20:33] * Grammatiknazi whispers sexy nothings in his ear~
[20:33] <Grammatiknazi> neesan, he's not gonna get tagged? :<
[20:34] <Furu> OH BOY MUFFINS MUFFINS ARE DELICIOUS AS HELL
[20:34] <Furu> MUUUUFFFIIIIIINS
[20:34] <@Darkness> now be a good boy or I will do worse~
[20:34] <Furu> F[BLEEP]KING MUFFINS WHOO
[20:34] <Zarmyn> Are you in love with me or someting?
[20:34] <@Darkness> he'll get one chance.
[20:34] <Grammatiknazi> f[BLEEP]king muffins? ♡
[20:34] * @Darkness changes topic to `[20:34] <Furu> F[[BLEEP]]KING MUFFINS WHOO `
[20:35] * Hooded_Figure is staying up in the tree
[20:35] <Grammatiknazi> ...oh god he's f[BLEEP]king muffins because I'm not good enough T_T
[20:35] * Grammatiknazi buries her face in zarmyn's hair and sobs
[20:35] * @Darkness hugs Jalissa-chan D:
[20:36] *** [gTV]C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@upperdeck.ginga.tv] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:36] <+Luna-P> y0 [gTV]C'est_la_V
*** ♫ B♡M ChikKA W♡W W♡W~~ ♫
[20:36] * [gTV]C'est_la_V chugs a gaotade
[20:36] <@Darkness> ...
[20:36] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Hi Minna-saa...
[20:36] * [gTV]C'est_la_V sees the topic
[20:36] <@Darkness> perfect outfit to see Minako in after all this time
[20:36] * @Darkness facepalms
[20:36] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Oh god from sandwixches to this
[20:36] <Grammatiknazi> - n-n-nneeees-ssssaaaaan he doesn't looove meeeeee T_T -
[20:36] *** [gTV]C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@upperdeck.ginga.tv] has left #suburbansenshi2 (No Furu no.)
[20:37] <Furu> ...I AM NOT HAVING SEX WITH MUFFINS
[20:37] <@Darkness> he loves you!
[20:37] <Furu> I AM BAKING THEM
[20:37] <Zarmyn> Sailor Venus, OME BACK SO I CAN FIGHT YOU!!!
[20:37] <@Darkness> he totally loves you!
[20:38] <@Darkness> did Mina-chan not notice me I am somehow hurt D:
[20:38] <Grammatiknazi> - well he might love me but he doesn't want to touch me at all -
[20:38] <Grammatiknazi> - i am a horrible partner in bed T_T -
[20:38] * Grammatiknazi hugs neesan back
[20:38] <Zarmyn> You're the one touching me
[20:38] * @Darkness hugs T_T
[20:38] <Grammatiknazi> m-chan just was too distracted by the topic shedidn't get moer than two feet into the room so she probably just didn't see you
[20:39] <Furu> I will touch you once you get out of the NAZI OUTFIT
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[20:39] <+Luna-P> y0 Potamos
[20:40] <Zarmyn> I give up.
[20:40] <@Darkness> you're probably right :<
[20:39] <Grammatiknazi> THIS IS AN AWESOME UNIFORM AND YOU'VE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH IT BEFORE T____T
[20:40] <SpeedRcrX> [20:40] <Zarmyn> I give up.
[20:40] <SpeedRcrX> YES WE WIN
[20:40] <SpeedRcrX> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
[20:40] <@Darkness> (want the dominatrix outfit)
[20:40] <Zarmyn> You all win for today
[20:40] * SpeedRcrX is away: HAHAAHAHAH
[20:40] * Grammatiknazi bawls
[20:40] <@Darkness> (I'll even give you the whip)
[20:41] <Grammatiknazi> it w-won't help he hates me now T_T
[20:41] <@Darkness> ...
[20:41] <@Darkness> give me a second.
[20:41] * Grammatiknazi slides out from the weird hugorganizationthing
[20:41] * Grammatiknazi crawls under the sofa
[20:41] * @Darkness cracks her whip and goes into the kitchen
[20:42] <@Darkness> FURU
[20:42] <Zarmyn> I shall withdraw for now, but someday I'll be back.
[20:42] * Hooded_Figure stays up in the tree.
[20:42] <Furu> WHAT
[20:43] <Furu> Oh god what
[20:43] <@Darkness> Get out there and take care of Jalissa-chan! D:<
[20:43] <Zarmyn> You heard me I will never give in to you
[20:43] <Zarmyn> I'll just retreat for today
[20:44] <David O`Cain> Yeah yeah yeah, blah blah blah, just leave, Nancy.
[20:44] <Potamos> Ara, new person mitai na!
[20:44] <Potamos> Uwaaaahhh!
[20:44] * Natsumi Kensei finally finishes her drink
[20:44] * Potamos smiles broadly at the new person
[20:45] <Furu> B-but I'm making muffins!
[20:45] <Potamos> NEW PERSONS GET HUGS MITAI NA!
[20:45] <Zarmyn> I still have one less thing to say, you may have won the battle but not the war!
[20:45] * Potamos GLOMPS the newbie. HARD.
[20:45] * Potamos is glomping HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD
[20:45] <Zarmyn> My spine!!!!!
[20:45] <David O`Cain> XD
[20:46] * HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD
[20:46] <Furu> If I leave them they will get burnt!
[20:47] * Hooded_Figure stays quiet, watching the others from a window.
[20:47] <Zarmyn> Ohh, agony!!!!
[20:47] * Potamos lets go.
[20:47] <Potamos> Good newbie.
[20:47] * Potamos smiles MENACINGLY
[20:49] <Zarmyn> THIS IS FAR FROM OVER!
[20:49] * Furu grabs the muffins and puts them on a plate!
[20:49] <Zarmyn> (Runs for the hills)
[20:49] * Furu heads out of the kitchen and gives them to his wife
[20:49] * Potamos runs for the hills. And she's doing it RIGHT.
[20:50] <Zarmyn> (Leaps through a magic portal to escape)
[20:50] <Furu> Muuufffiiiins!
[20:51] * Potamos leaps ballet style through the air. Do it RIGHT.
[20:51] * Hooded_Figure yawns.
[20:51] <Grammatiknazi> =o
[20:51] <Grammatiknazi> aw.
[20:51] <Grammatiknazi> thank you.
[20:51] <Potamos> ♫ failsauce mitai na ♫
[20:51] * Grammatiknazi noms a muffin and smiles at him~
[20:51] <David O`Cain> Someone's got a lot to learn. A lot.
[20:52] <TuxRainbow> I agree
[20:52] <Furu> You're welcome~
[20:52] * Furu noms on as well
[20:52] <Potamos> ♫ Fail sandwich with failsauce and a side order of fail ♫
[20:52] * Potamos returns
[20:52] * Grammatiknazi is away: Furu-kun, these are really quite delicious...come on, I want to thank you~
[20:52] * Hooded_Figure is drinking her tea
[20:52] <Potamos> Hmm, those are nice smelling muffins.
[20:53] <Potamos> What'd you put in them, Fucchan?
[20:56] <Furu> Blueberries!
[20:56] <Furu> And uh...
[20:57] * Furu is away: G-gotta go~
[20:57] <Potamos> Okay mitai na
[20:58] <David O`Cain> So, besides the newbie basically making an ass of himself, how's everyone?
[21:00] * Hooded_Figure yawns, staying in her tree.
[21:03] <Potamos> I'm good...Excited for Mike-kun's restaurant tomorrow night, mitai na!
[21:04] * Hooded_Figure lowers her ears
[21:06] <David O`Cain> That's tomorrow? I'll try to be there as soon as I can.
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[21:08] <+Luna-P> y0 Kalea Twilight
[21:08] * Hooded_Figure stays up in the tree.
[21:09] * Kalea Twilight crawls in with an arrow sticking out of her shoulder.
[21:09] <Kalea Twilight> Can someone remove this please?
[21:10] <David O`Cain> Just stay still.
[21:10] <Kalea Twilight> I can do that.
[21:11] * David O`Cain goes over to Kalea and carefully removes the arrow from her shoulder, "Shouldn't be any trouble at all."
[21:11] <Potamos> Oh my gosh!!!
[21:11] <Potamos> What happened to you!?
[21:11] <Kalea Twilight> Sparring.
[21:12] <Potamos> With someone shooting arrows? I don't think that's quite fair mitai na...
[21:13] <Kalea Twilight> The other guy ran out of energy.
[21:13] <Potamos> Speaking as someone who once took a bullet in her shoulder...
[21:14] <Kalea Twilight> I'll live.
[21:14] * David O`Cain gets the arrow out, then places a hand over the wound, and uses his healing power to take care of it, "This'll take a minute or two."
[21:15] * Hooded_Figure stays up in the tree, watching.
[21:16] <Kalea Twilight> Thanks. I owe you one.
[21:17] <David O`Cain> No problem.
[21:18] <Kalea Twilight> I'd rather not have to explain this to anyone at a hospital or something. Not many people run around getting arrows stuck in them.
[21:19] <David O`Cain> True unless it was at an archery range.
[21:19] *** CardShopOnna [kaado_ya_no_oneesan@cardparadice.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:19] <+Luna-P> y0 CardShopOnna
[21:19] <CardShopOnna> Oh, hey..
[21:19] <CardShopOnna> You're...You're the guy that rescued me the other night...
[21:20] * CardShopOnna smiles at David
[21:20] * Hooded_Figure stays up in the tree
[21:20] <David O`Cain> Yes. Why?
[21:21] <CardShopOnna> I'm sorry, I didn't get to say thank you.
[21:21] <CardShopOnna> And...I really do mean it.
[21:22] <David O`Cain> Well, you're welcome.
[21:22] <CardShopOnna> Hey...If there's something I can do for you...really...
[21:23] <David O`Cain> I really can't think of anything at the moment.
[21:24] <Kalea Twilight> Yeah, I really do owe you one.
[21:25] * Natsumi Kensei opens another coke "for some reason..I'm really thirsty for this tonight"
[21:26] <CardShopOnna> Okay.
[21:26] * David O`Cain shrugs, "I don't know."
[21:26] * CardShopOnna sits down, absentmindedly rubbing the back of hear head.
[21:27] <CardShopOnna> Damn, I can't wait until these staples come out
[21:32] <Yaijinden> MUFFIN F[BLEEP]KING WHOO
[21:32] * Hooded_Figure stays quiet, staying up in the tree.
[21:34] <Yaijinden> So what gives here this time of night? ♫
[21:35] <CardShopOnna> Hey, anyone seen Mike D? I've gotta say thanks to him too...
[21:35] <Kalea Twilight> I was shot! :D
[21:35] <CardShopOnna> And if he knows that other lady that saved me...
[21:36] <Kalea Twilight> With an arrow! :D
[21:36] <David O`Cain> Not a whole lot, Yai. Unless you count the newbie running amuck as something.
[21:38] <Yaijinden> i gave that guy kisses :3
[21:38] * Hooded_Figure still staying up in the tree.
[21:38] <Kalea Twilight> He was fun to mock.
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[21:39] <+Luna-P> y0 Dvlmaycry
[21:39] * Natsumi Kensei sips her drink "he was.....astounding..and not in the good way"
[21:41] <CardShopOnna> Hey, Dante!
[21:41] * Hooded_Figure drinks her tea, watching the others
[21:41] <CardShopOnna> Um...Do you have a sister?
[21:42] * Hooded_Figure spittakes
[21:42] <Kalea Twilight> Eh?
[21:42] * Hooded_Figure coughs and tries to recover
[21:42] <Dvlmaycry> ??
[21:42] <Dvlmaycry> gwah?
[21:42] <Dvlmaycry> Vanessa? you ok?!
[21:43] <Hooded_Figure> i'm fine.
[21:43] <Dvlmaycry> and no, just a brother
[21:44] <CardShopOnna> Oh...
[21:44] <CardShopOnna> I wonder who that lady was that saved me?
[21:44] * Hooded_Figure goes back drinking her tea.
[21:45] <CardShopOnna> Oh, hey.
[21:45] <CardShopOnna> I don't have Mike's cell phone number on the new phone...I want to call him and say thanks.
[21:46] <Hooded_Figure> a mary sue in dmc
[21:49] <CardShopOnna> (( ARGH MUSIC ))
[21:49] * Hooded_Figure had caught dante wooing his brother, wearing a clam bra
[21:50] <Dvlmaycry> i don't think i wanna know what you're thinking right now Vanessa.
[21:50] <CardShopOnna> Do you happen to have Mike's number?
[21:52] <Dvlmaycry> er....Not on me right now. My cells back at the ffice
[21:52] <Dvlmaycry> office
[21:54] <CardShopOnna> Well, I can tell him tomorrow I guess, if I get the chance to...
[21:54] <CardShopOnna> I'm hoping I get the chance to, but if it's really crowded and I might not...That'd be a good thing for him too.
[21:56] * Hooded_Figure sits in the tree..still drinking her tea
[21:56] <CardShopOnna> ...I'm making no sense, aren't I...
[21:58] *** [H!P]Allison Blitz [goldengirl@mini.helloproject.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:58] <+Luna-P> y0 [H!P]Allison Blitz
[21:59] <Dvlmaycry> Vanessa, how was your day?
[21:59] <Hooded_Figure> i'm fine.
[21:59] <Kalea Twilight> Yo!
[22:00] <Dvlmaycry> thats good, it's been a long day
[22:00] * [H!P]Allison Blitz walks in, still a little teary eyed
[22:00] <David O`Cain> Hi there.
[22:01] <Kalea Twilight> You still upset about what that villain wannabe said?
[22:01] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> a little, yeah
[22:01] * CardShopOnna rubs the back of her head.
[22:01] <CardShopOnna> Aww, someone hurt your feelings? I'm sorry, hon.
[22:02] <Kalea Twilight> Don't listen to a word said by the likes of him. It's not worth it.
[22:03] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I'm an idol. My image is very important. >_<
[22:04] <CardShopOnna> Well, you just have to do what Sana Kurata once did.
[22:05] <CardShopOnna> Call him out publicly on your TV show for the entire country to see.
[22:05] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> ... That might just work!
[22:06] <CardShopOnna> (And wear your school gym shorts in case he and his school friends decide to cut up your skirt.)
[22:06] <Kalea Twilight> I'll tell every Storm Rider I know to kick the guy's ass the moment they see him.
[22:07] <David O`Cain> Heh.
[22:08] <CardShopOnna> I'm off, you guys...sorry, I've got a headache coming on.
[22:08] <CardShopOnna> See you tomorrow, I hope?
[22:08] <Kalea Twilight> Sure, some of the teams aren't much more than street gangs on flying wheels, but they get the job done.
[22:09] <Kalea Twilight> See ya!
[22:09] *** CardShopOnna [kaado_ya_no_oneesan@cardparadice.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I'll wear something nice tomorrow for sure ^^)
[22:09] * [H!P]Allison Blitz nods.
[22:09] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Bye!
[22:09] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Oh I was too late ._.
[22:10] * Hooded_Figure sighs
[22:11] <Kalea Twilight> Sheesh! Bacchus is a drama club on flying wheels!
[22:12] <Dvlmaycry> *looks up at Ying* Hey...I love you
[22:14] * Hooded_Figure is drinking her tea, pondering about Xavier
[22:15] <Kalea Twilight> But they all get the job done.
[22:21] * Hooded_Figure yawns.
[22:23] <Kalea Twilight> /mr takes out a lighter and plays with it.
[22:24] * Kalea Twilight ^ >.>
[22:24] * Hooded_Figure looks at Dante. "Oh...how are you?"
[22:25] <Dvlmaycry> I'm good, you?
[22:25] <Hooded_Figure> a little tired...but pondering about xavier
[22:25] <Dvlmaycry> Are you worried about it?
[22:26] <Hooded_Figure> yeah...i managed to stab him with his own weapon...i dunno if that helped
[22:28] <Dvlmaycry> You kept him off you long enough, thats a good thing
[22:28] <Hooded_Figure> i'm still a worthless ruin.
[22:29] * Hooded_Figure jumps down from the tree
[22:29] <Dvlmaycry> I don't care about the ruin, I care more about you
[22:29] <Hooded_Figure> then stop, i'm sick of people treating me that i'm special!
[22:30] * Hooded_Figure takes her leave for the night.
[22:31] <Dvlmaycry> I'll drive us home, if you want
[22:31] <Hooded_Figure> yeah...let's go, nole is probably waiting for us.
[22:32] * Dvlmaycry nods
[22:32] <Dvlmaycry> I'll pick us up dinner too.
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[22:33] *** Dvlmaycry [bigredmachine@devilmaycry.org] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Showtime baby, Lets Rock!)
[22:42] *** [H!P]Allison Blitz [goldengirl@mini.helloproject.co.jp] has quit IRC
[22:44] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has quit IRC (I'm out.)
[22:45] *** Kalea Twilight [lost_and_confused@UFOhunters.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (No point in sticking.)
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[22:45] <+Luna-P> y0 Zarmyn
[22:46] <Zarmyn> Yes, I did It!
[22:46] <Zarmyn> I finally did it!
[22:46] * Natsumi Kensei is still here
[22:46] <Adam Kanal> Did what?
[22:46] <Natsumi Kensei> did what pray tell
[22:46] * Kalea Twilight is back
[22:47] <Kalea Twilight> Crap! I left my lighter here.
[22:49] <Kalea Twilight> ...D8
[22:51] <Zarmyn> Hello, anyone still here?
[22:52] <Kalea Twilight> Yo! :|
[22:52] <Zarmyn> Hi
[22:53] <Zarmyn> Well, this is awkward. I can't think of anything to say
[22:53] <Kalea Twilight> Ugh. You again.
[22:53] <Zarmyn> I figured out how to do commands.
[22:53] <Natsumi Kensei> I'm here....
[22:54] <Kalea Twilight> I guess I can try to be nice...
[22:54] <Kalea Twilight> Good boy.
[22:54] <Zarmyn> Shall we pick up where we left off?
[22:55] <Kalea Twilight> It took Leion less time... Oh well.
[22:56] <Zarmyn> Don't have anything to say?
[22:57] * Natsumi Kensei leans back a bit, just watching Zarmyn
[22:57] <Kalea Twilight> No, not really.
[22:58] <Zarmyn> Is the person who kept messing up my words gone?
[22:59] <Zarmyn> I suppose I should give it a try
[22:59] <Kalea Twilight> Nah, that was just the silliness rubbing off on you.
[22:59] <Zarmyn> I am an incarnation of an adorable fuzzy bunny!
[22:59] <Zarmyn> Dang it, it's still there\
[23:00] <Kalea Twilight> Just go with it!
[23:01] <Zarmyn> But it makes me a laughingstock
[23:01] <Zarmyn> Okay let me try this again
[23:02] <Kalea Twilight> Ugh! Stop trying to be so serious!
[23:02] <Zarmyn> Chaos, Chaos Chaos
[23:02] <Natsumi Kensei> things aren't serious here
[23:02] <Zarmyn> It worked!
[23:02] <Natsumi Kensei> most of the time
[23:02] <Adam Kanal> Try it again
[23:03] <Kalea Twilight> Embrace the silliness!
[23:03] <Zarmyn> Chaos, Chaos, Chaos
[23:04] <Zarmyn> I broke the jinx
[23:04] <Zarmyn> Now then where was I?
[23:04] * DUELMAN leaps up and sexily lapdances for ZARMYN
[23:04] <Kalea Twilight> Good job, Mr. Incarnation of an adorable fuzzy bunny.
[23:05] <Zarmyn> You people hate me don't you?
[23:05] *** @Wolfwood [Visions_Of_Gandhi@Highroad.rr.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:05] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolfwood
[23:05] <+Luna-P> y0 @Wolfwood
[23:05] <Kalea Twilight> No, it's still doing that.
[23:05] * DUELMAN INSERTS HIS p[TAB A]s INTO ZARMYN, AND DEMANDS PLEASURE
[23:05] * Natsumi Kensei turns away from the sight
[23:06] <Kalea Twilight> Sorry, dude. You're stuck with it.
[23:06] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> Nah, DUELMAN does that to everyone.
[23:06] * @Diamond Dice Darkness is away: that's my son X3
[23:06] <Zarmyn> What did I do to deserve this?
[23:06] <DUELMAN> BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER WAS A FILTHY WHORE, AND YOUR DAD HAD AIDS
[23:07] <Natsumi Kensei> Duelman also says that to everyone
[23:07] <Kalea Twilight> Be nicer and it will all go away.
[23:07] <Adam Kanal> Oh hay, Zarmyn
[23:07] <Adam Kanal> That Wolfwood guy?
[23:07] <Adam Kanal> He can tell you where the Sailor Senshi are :3
[23:07] <DUELMAN> THUS MAKING YOU A FLIGHT AIDS RIDDEN WHORE, NOW [BLEEP] MY C[BLEEP]K WHORE
[23:07] <Zarmyn> But I'm the villain! I'm not opposed to being nice!
[23:07] <@Wolfwood> Who wait whatnow?
[23:07] <DUELMAN> FILTHY AIDS RIDDEN WHORE I SHOULD SAY
[23:08] <Adam Kanal> Go on
[23:08] <Adam Kanal> Be a villain to Wolfwood :3
[23:08] <Zarmyn> I came here to conquer this place!
[23:08] <Kalea Twilight> This should be fun to watch!
[23:08] <Adam Kanal> He'll give you all the info you need
[23:09] <@Wolfwood> I don't want to be a hero or a villain. I just want to blow s[BLEEP]t up.
[23:09] <@Wolfwood> Leave me alone.
[23:09] <Zarmyn> Tell me everything you know
[23:09] <@Wolfwood> Here's another idea.
[23:09] <Kalea Twilight> Be nice about it! It's the fastest way to get information!
[23:10] <@Wolfwood> How about I don't.
[23:10] <Adam Kanal> Give him the information he wants, Wolfwood
[23:10] <Adam Kanal> He only wants to take over the world.
[23:10] <@Wolfwood> Not gonna do it.
[23:10] <Zarmyn> No, take over the universe
[23:11] <Zarmyn> Oh, and kill Sailor Moon and the Sailor Senshi
[23:11] <Adam Kanal> World, Universe, same diff.
[23:11] <Kalea Twilight> Why not start small?
[23:12] <Kalea Twilight> Start with the city, then the country, then the world, then the star system...
[23:12] <Zarmyn> Because it's my dream to be an Evil Overlord.
[23:12] <@Wolfwood> I'll sell you ordnance. That's about all I do.
[23:12] <Kalea Twilight> What's the fun in that?
[23:12] <Adam Kanal> Hey
[23:12] <Adam Kanal> My pet can do anything!
[23:13] <Adam Kanal> He's a good little villain, aren't you?
[23:13] <Kalea Twilight> Being an Evil Overlord sounds kinda boring.
[23:13] * Adam Kanal scritches Zarmyn behind the ears
[23:13] <@Wolfwood> I can cut you a good deal on a cluster bomb!
[23:13] <Zarmyn> It's not boring, I want to have absolute power over all who live
[23:14] <Kalea Twilight> BOOOR-ING!
[23:14] <Zarmyn> And I want to kill every thing just because I can
[23:14] <Adam Kanal> Hey >(
[23:14] <Adam Kanal> No killing.
[23:14] <Adam Kanal> Bad Zarmyn.
[23:14] <Adam Kanal> No treats for you!
[23:15] <Kalea Twilight> Absolute power sounds like it makes everything predictable.
[23:15] * @Wolfwood is listening to: YTMND Soundtrack - tech 9 - Im a Player.mp3 [128 kbps]
[23:16] <Kalea Twilight> And what's the fun in being the only living thing in the universe?
[23:16] <Kalea Twilight> Seriously, it just doesn't sound like much of a party.
[23:16] <Natsumi Kensei> once you kill everyone off..then what's left for you to do?
[23:17] <Zarmyn> Well, I was planning to kill everyone in a slow and painful manner before I destroyed the universe for I am a sadist.
[23:17] <@Wolfwood> Tell you what. Evil overlords later, cookies now.
[23:17] * @Wolfwood offers a box of fresh baked sugar cookies to all.
[23:18] <Kalea Twilight> If you destroy the universe, then where will you go?
[23:18] <Adam Kanal> I wouldn't trust him, Kalea
[23:18] <Adam Kanal> He worked for UNIT.
[23:18] <Adam Kanal> He might, still.
[23:18] * Kalea Twilight was reaching for a cookie. o.o
[23:18] <Kalea Twilight> Uh...
[23:18] <Zarmyn> You're missing the point, all I care about is doing bad things and hurting people for no good reason
[23:18] <Adam Kanal> Probably gonna drug us with the cookies
[23:19] <Adam Kanal> Arrest us, and drag us all to UNIT HQ
[23:19] <Adam Kanal> Test on us
[23:19] <Adam Kanal> On our tech
[23:19] <Kalea Twilight> O.O
[23:19] <Adam Kanal> Our powers
[23:19] <Kalea Twilight> But I don't have powers!
[23:19] <Adam Kanal> But you have those skates.
[23:19] <Natsumi Kensei> that would be....not somehting I would enjoy
[23:20] <Adam Kanal> Those are pretty unique, even for a mundy like yourself.
[23:20] <Zarmyn> By UNIT do you mean Dr. WHO?
[23:20] <Natsumi Kensei> hmmm?
[23:20] <Adam Kanal> Huh?
[23:20] <Kalea Twilight> They're not uncommon! Just really expensive!
[23:20] <Adam Kanal> Zarmyn, stay off the crack!
[23:20] <@Wolfwood> I don't work for UNIT anymore. Eat a goddamn cookie.
[23:20] * Adam Kanal rolls up a newspaper >(
[23:21] <Zarmyn> I'm not a dog
[23:21] <Adam Kanal> No, but you're my pet villain
[23:21] <Adam Kanal> And you *whack* are being naughty!
[23:21] <Kalea Twilight> He's a badly trained puppy!
[23:22] <Adam Kanal> I just got him, Kalea
[23:22] * Kalea Twilight gives in and takes a cookie.
[23:22] <Adam Kanal> Still have to work with him some more.
[23:22] <Adam Kanal> Kalea, no D:
[23:22] <@Wolfwood> I have oatmeal ones too.
[23:22] * @Wolfwood nams
[23:22] <Zarmyn> I promise you, I won't stand for this humiliation
[23:22] <Adam Kanal> Oh god, the oatmeal ones have LSD in them D:
[23:22] <Natsumi Kensei> not sure if LSD would affect me
[23:23] <Kalea Twilight> Can I test this on Zarmyn?
[23:23] <Zarmyn> I'll contact the Bureau of Evil and they'll sue you for villain mistreatment
[23:23] <@Wolfwood> Why would I drug any of you? You'd just hit me later.
[23:24] * Kalea Twilight just giggles at that.
[23:24] *** Knifeyutensil [knifester@artschool.failure.edu] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:24] <+Luna-P> y0 Knifeyutensil
[23:24] <Knifeyutensil> [URL]
[23:24] <Knifeyutensil> (( there are no words for this. Just.. horror. ))
[23:24] <Kalea Twilight> I need someone to test this cookie on!
[23:24] <Adam Kanal> No :<
[23:25] <Zarmyn> A new guy, excellent. Do you know who I am?
[23:26] * Knifeyutensil pokes to self "Me?"
[23:26] <Zarmyn> Yeah you
[23:26] <@Wolfwood> To counter
[23:27] * Knifeyutensil unzips jacket "For starters, I'm a girl. So no, we do not know each other."
[23:27] <Zarmyn> I'm the guy who's going to conquer this place!
[23:28] <Zarmyn> I intend to conquer this entire universe!
[23:28] <Kalea Twilight> Good luck!
[23:28] <Zarmyn> For I am the ultimate villain!
[23:28] <Adam Kanal> I win
[23:28] * Kalea Twilight tries shoving the cookie in Zarmyn's mouth.
[23:28] <Adam Kanal> Aww, isn't he ado-- NO
[23:28] * Knifeyutensil chuckles, then laughs loudly then.. "OOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!"
[23:29] * Adam Kanal knocks the cookie away
[23:29] <Adam Kanal> He's my pet villain >(
[23:29] <Knifeyutensil> nO nO. I've seen evil. You're not it
[23:29] <Zarmyn> I am the newest incarnation of an adorable fuzzy bunny!
[23:30] <Kalea Twilight> But I need a test subject and Leion isn't here!
[23:30] <Zarmyn> I mean Chaos!
[23:30] <@Wolfwood> Fine, i'll eat the cookies.
[23:30] * @Wolfwood nams
[23:30] * Kalea Twilight takes another cookie.
[23:30] <Knifeyutensil> I'm pretty sure "Saki" is Chaos reincarnated
[23:31] <Zarmyn> I am the son of the mutant llama!
[23:31] <Zarmyn> I mean mutant llama!
[23:31] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> FLASHBACK EVERYONE HIT THE DECK
[23:31] * Knifeyutensil looks at Wolfwood "Is this guy for real?"
[23:31] * @Diamond Dice Darkness is away: HE'S NAM-ING
[23:32] <Zarmyn> Curse the person who did this!
[23:32] <Adam Kanal> Atropos, he's not old enough to have been in Vietnam for the war.
[23:32] <Adam Kanal> ... Unless UNIT DE-AGED HIM!
[23:32] * Kalea Twilight munches happily now that the cookies appear to be safe.
[23:32] <Knifeyutensil> (( nice vid btw ))
[23:32] <Zarmyn> I Have Daleks were friends!
[23:33] <Zarmyn> I mean for friends
[23:33] <Adam Kanal> Pfft, Daleks are no trouble
[23:33] * Adam Kanal needs to call Nori up and ask if they do age experiments
[23:34] <Zarmyn> I have the power to warp time and space!
[23:34] <Adam Kanal> Sure you do.
[23:34] <Kalea Twilight> Sure you do, Mr. Incarnation of an adorable fuzzy bunny.
[23:34] <@Wolfwood> Maybe you can get one of them to staple your mouth shut while we're at it.
[23:35] <Zarmyn> Take me seriously
[23:35] <Kalea Twilight> No.
[23:35] <@Wolfwood> Nope.
[23:35] <Knifeyutensil> no
[23:36] <Adam Kanal> Isn't he adorable?! ♡
[23:36] * Adam Kanal hugs Zarmyn tight. "And he's miiiiiine~"
[23:36] * A mysterious hum resonates through the house.
[23:36] * Knifeyutensil looks to Adam "This your doing?"
[23:36] <Kalea Twilight> Cute!
[23:36] <Adam Kanal> Eh?
[23:37] <Kalea Twilight> But probably not in my age range...
[23:37] <Adam Kanal> No, he just came here today
[23:37] <Kalea Twilight> ...What?
[23:37] <Adam Kanal> Atropos-san said I could keep him :3
[23:37] * The hum gets louder. I dunno, maybe it shatters a glass or something.
[23:37] <Kalea Twilight> Weird humming...
[23:37] <Zarmyn> I have an idea, if I beat all of you in the fight will you take me seriously?
[23:37] <Adam Kanal> ... ow F[BLEEP]K
[23:38] <@Wolfwood> HAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAAAHAAA
[23:38] <Knifeyutensil> (( a hum is high pitched? ))
[23:38] <@Wolfwood> Oh thats good.
[23:38] <Adam Kanal> (( It can happen? ))
[23:38] <Knifeyutensil> HA! my cat could take you out
[23:38] * Hums have been known to be high pitched!
[23:38] * Adam Kanal clamps his hands to his ears
[23:38] <Kalea Twilight> Ow! Dammit.
[23:38] * Natsumi Kensei crumples over in pain ><
[23:39] * A large shadow is cast on the street outside.
[23:39] * Kalea Twilight winces and covers her ears.
[23:39] * Oh, and the hum sort of stops now. Sorry about that.
[23:39] <Zarmyn> I possessed the power of the Evil Black Crystal! It must be causing this!
[23:39] <Zarmyn> So now you see my power!
[23:39] <Adam Kanal> Okay bett-- oooh, shadow
[23:39] * @Wolfwood lights a smoke
[23:40] * Adam Kanal runs outside
[23:40] * Kalea Twilight slowly takes her hands off her ears.
[23:40] <@Wolfwood> Anyone else get the feeling we should duck and cover?
[23:40] * Kalea Twilight follows Adam.
[23:40] <Zarmyn> See you've woken at my hidden powers!
[23:40] * Actually, the hum is more likely related to the big, pink UFO that just landed in the street.
[23:40] <Knifeyutensil> Maybe.
[23:40] <Kalea Twilight> Skate, skate, skate...
[23:40] <Adam Kanal> UFO?
[23:41] <Kalea Twilight> ...UFO!
[23:41] * Knifeyutensil crosses fingers
[23:41] <Adam Kanal> Looks like Mew was right.
[23:41] <Knifeyutensil> Lesbian alien. lesbian alien lesbian aliens
[23:41] * Natsumi Kensei gets herself ready to transform..just in case
[23:41] <Kalea Twilight> Holy s[BLEEP]t! YES!
[23:41] * Natsumi Kensei walks outside
[23:41] <Zarmyn> It must be a craft of the Black Moon!
[23:41] * Adam Kanal takes out his SP License, opening it to show his badge
[23:41] <@Wolfwood> Oh this can't end well.
[23:41] * A pink, surprisingly cute UFO has landed in the street and is just totally sitting there like it has every right to be there!
[23:42] * @Wolfwood steps outside
[23:42] <Adam Kanal> Murphy! Megaphone Mode!
[23:42] * Knifeyutensil stays inside, watches through window
[23:42] * Kalea Twilight adjusts her goggles and goes to get a closer look.
[23:42] <K-9 Murphy> ...
[23:42] * K-9 Murphy is now known as Murphy Megaphone
[23:42] * Adam Kanal uses it to speak to the aliens!
[23:42] <Zarmyn> Wait, I should handle this!
[23:43] <Zarmyn> I'm the one taking over!
[23:43] <Adam Kanal> ♦ This is Detective Adam Kanal of Special Police Dekaranger, EArth Branch.
[23:43] <Kalea Twilight> No way!
[23:43] * A hatch in the bottom of the ship slides open...
[23:44] <Knifeyutensil> lesbian aliens lesbian aliens..
[23:44] <@Wolfwood> Sit nice and quiet in the chair or we're going to dunk your head in the toilet kid.
[23:44] <Zarmyn> How dare you take over the planet I'm taking over!
[23:44] <Adam Kanal> ♦ Please state your name, original planet and please present your passport.
[23:45] <Kalea Twilight> Shut up, Mr. Incarnation of an adorable fuzzy bunny.
[23:45] * A mysterious, space-suited figure emerges... or tries to, but there doesn't seem to be a ladder or any steps. So they try and jump the distance to the ground, but end up falling on their arse.
[23:45] <Zarmyn> FIGHT ME!
[23:45] *** Frisbee has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:45] <+Luna-P> y0 Frisbee
[23:45] * Knifeyutensil laughs quietly "Fail~"
[23:45] <Adam Kanal> (( IT IS A DOOKY! ))
[23:45] * Adam Kanal looks at Frisbee.
[23:45] *** Frisbee is bipedal organism of unknown origin, entirey enclosed in a bright pink isolation suit. He or she is quite short and carries an array of scientific instruments.
hir image Song is: "Cucumber Surrender" by eX-Girl.
[23:45] <Frisbee> ♦ X_X
[23:46] <Adam Kanal> Are you okay?
[23:46] * Frisbee sort of panics and fiddles with a translator.
[23:47] <Natsumi Kensei> oh...hello there fellow alien....
[23:47] <Kalea Twilight> Awesome!
[23:47] <Frisbee> ♦ Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!
[23:47] <Kalea Twilight> Awesome, awesome, awesome!
[23:47] <@Wolfwood> i'd dawwwww if I knew what the hell it was.
[23:48] * Frisbee scratches the head of his/her/its spacesuit and tries again.
[23:48] <Zarmyn> I'm going to destroy you ailen sucm!
[23:48] <Zarmyn> Nobody takes over this planet is me!
[23:48] <Frisbee> ♦ Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn o lyswennod
[23:48] <Kalea Twilight> Try it and I'll demolish you, Mr. Incarnation of an adorable fuzzy bunny!
[23:48] <Zarmyn> It's my planet I found the first
[23:49] * Frisbee is now visibly frustrated with the translator.
[23:49] <Knifeyutensil> Could still be a alesbian..
[23:49] <Natsumi Kensei> techinically speaking..alot of aliens have been here...
[23:49] <Adam Kanal> Ne, Murphy, help it with the translator
[23:50] * Murphy Megaphone is now known as K-9 Murphy
[23:50] * K-9 Murphy walks over to Frisbee
[23:50] * Frisbee looks at Murphy with apparent curiosity.
[23:50] <Kalea Twilight> Don't make me skate on your face, Zarmyn.
[23:50] * K-9 Murphy turns Frisbee's translator off.
[23:50] <Frisbee> ♦ O.O
[23:51] <Zarmyn> /action, Zarmyn pulls out a machine gun
[23:51] * @Wolfwood hums "Life is a Highway"
[23:51] <K-9 Murphy> ♦ Your translator was getting garbled with that of the TARDIS
[23:52] <K-9 Murphy> ♦ Let's see if the TARDIS can do the job on its own.
[23:52] <Zarmyn> I'll fill you full of holes!
[23:52] * Kalea Twilight kicks off the ground and zwees into the air.
[23:52] * Frisbee looks at Murphy in surprise.
[23:52] * Adam Kanal fwaps Zermyn
[23:52] <Adam Kanal> Bad!
[23:52] <Adam Kanal> Bad boy!
[23:52] <Frisbee> ♦ Ooh, that's clever!
[23:52] <Kalea Twilight> You'll have to get through me first!
[23:53] <Adam Kanal> If you don't behave, I'm taking you to the pound!
[23:53] <Adam Kanal> !
[23:53] <Adam Kanal> It worked!
[23:53] * Frisbee looks up at everyone else.
[23:53] <Adam Kanal> Murphy, you're a genius!
[23:53] <Zarmyn> I have a machine gun and I will use it!
[23:53] <Zarmyn> Let Me shoot the alien!
[23:53] <Frisbee> ♦ Hello, people of... the planet that this is. Who do I pay for parking?
[23:53] <Natsumi Kensei> why?
[23:53] <Kalea Twilight> I have Air Trecks and I will demolish you with them!
[23:53] <Adam Kanal> This is Earth.
[23:54] <@Wolfwood> ME!
[23:54] <Adam Kanal> Parking is free on this street
[23:54] * Adam Kanal aims his SP Shot at London
[23:54] <@Wolfwood> damnit.
[23:54] * Knifeyutensil walks outside
[23:54] <Adam Kanal> Don't even think of conning the new kid.
[23:54] <Knifeyutensil> I forgot TARDIS translates all of us..
[23:54] * Natsumi Kensei smiles, watching
[23:54] <@Wolfwood> D :
[23:54] <Frisbee> ♦ Oh, how kind!
[23:55] <Zarmyn> TARDIS? IT WILL BE MINE!
[23:55] * Kalea Twilight zwees down.
[23:55] <Adam Kanal> My name is Adam. I'm with Special Police Dekaranger.
[23:55] <Adam Kanal> Kalea, can you keep an eye on Xarmyn for me?
[23:55] <Adam Kanal> ^Zarmyn
[23:55] <Kalea Twilight> Sure!
[23:55] <Frisbee> ♦ Hello! It's nice to meet you, officer!
[23:56] <Knifeyutensil> Don't make me stab you Zarmyn! Just shut it!
[23:56] <Frisbee> ♦ I'm sorry for the inconvenience!
[23:56] <Zarmyn> With that machine, I could rule all of time and space!
[23:56] * Adam Kanal offers a hand for Frisbee to shake.
[23:56] <Natsumi Kensei> I am Natsumi Kensei....an Ultra-being from the Land of Light in the M78 Nebula
[23:56] * Kalea Twilight waves to the alien.
[23:56] <Natsumi Kensei> oh..pardon
[23:56] <Kalea Twilight> I'm Kalea Twilight, and I've gotta jet.
[23:57] * Frisbee sort of pauses, then gets it and shakes Adam's hand.
[23:57] <Adam Kanal> Where are you from?
[23:57] * Frisbee turns to Kalea and nods.
[23:57] * Kalea Twilight zwees back into the air and hovers over Zarmyn.
[23:57] * Knifeyutensil waves at alien "I'm Knifey Utensil."
[23:57] <Zarmyn> I'm GOING TO KILL IT!
[23:58] * Kalea Twilight kicks at Zarmyn.
[23:58] <Kalea Twilight> Bad dog!
[23:58] <Zarmyn> THIS IS MY PLANET TO RULE!
[23:58] <Knifeyutensil> my parents had a sense of humor...
[23:58] <Zarmyn> HE CAN'T HAVE IT!
[23:58] <Frisbee> ♦ Oh... well, I can't really tell you. I know it's rude of me but I'll get in trouble if I do.
[23:58] <Kalea Twilight> IS NOT!
[23:58] <Adam Kanal> No worries.
[23:59] <Frisbee> ♦ Sorries!
[23:59] <Adam Kanal> Is this your first time in the Milky Way Galaxy?
[23:59] * Natsumi Kensei smiles, watching
[23:59] <Kalea Twilight> Not only is this no one's planet, you're standing on my territory!
[00:00] <Frisbee> ♦ Yes, yes, it is! It's a lot bigger than it looks from the outside.
[00:00] <Frisbee> ♦ It's so nice to meet all of you! And your little pet too!
[00:00] * Zarmyn message Zarmyn starts firing his machine gun at Frisbee
[00:01] <Zarmyn> Die!
[00:01] <Natsumi Kensei> it is nice to see a friendly fellow alien..
[00:01] <Kalea Twilight> He's really a bad dog.
[00:01] * Kalea Twilight kicks at Zarmyn again.
[00:01] * Frisbee looks a bit confused as some bullets ricohet off the spacesuit.
[00:01] * Frisbee walks over to Zarmyn slowly.
[00:02] <Kalea Twilight> DAMMIT! I can't do a whole lot against machine guns!
[00:02] <Zarmyn> Is my planet that you can't have it!!!!
[00:02] * Frisbee reaches into the pouch of his/her/its spacesuit and takes something out.
[00:02] * Kalea Twilight aims a kick at Zarmyn's head.
[00:02] <Zarmyn> It's mine you understand mine!
[00:02] * Frisbee offers Zarmyn some candy!
[00:03] * Kalea Twilight tries to grab Zarmyn from behind.
[00:03] * Zarmyn takes candy then hits him
[00:04] <Kalea Twilight> Have I got him or not?
[00:04] <Frisbee> ♦ Awww, he's so cute!
[00:04] <Zarmyn> I am an Incarnation of adorable fluffy bunny, I mean Chaos!
[00:04] <Frisbee> ♦ It is a he, right? Oh, I don't even know how many genders the dominant species has! I should find that out before I start using pronouns!
[00:05] <Kalea Twilight> I'm sorry he's so rude. I'm trying to teach him to fear gravity.
[00:05] <Zarmyn> I do not fear gravity
[00:05] <Frisbee> ♦ Gravity lessons. I get it!
[00:05] * Kalea Twilight grabs Zarmyn from behind.
[00:05] <Knifeyutensil> two.
[00:05] <Kalea Twilight> Ready for a ride?
[00:06] <Knifeyutensil> there are two genders. well sorta
[00:06] <Frisbee> ♦ Oooh! Tell me more!
[00:06] <Knifeyutensil> there are exceptions
[00:06] <Zarmyn> Unhand me!
[00:07] * Kalea Twilight just flies upward, still holding on to Zarmyn.
[00:07] * Frisbee takes out a sophisticated recording device... then drops it and breaks it. He/she/it then takes out a notepad and pencil instead.
[00:07] <Frisbee> ♦ I see...
[00:07] * Zarmyn breaks free and pulls out a disintegrating ray gun
[00:07] <Zarmyn> Exterminate!
[00:08] <Kalea Twilight> Zarmyn vs. Physics, round one!
[00:08] <Knifeyutensil> excuse me one moment...
[00:08] <Kalea Twilight> I'm sorry!
[00:08] * @Wolfwood is away: beer
[00:08] <Kalea Twilight> I tried to hold on to him!
[00:08] * Zarmyn fires ray gun at Frisbee
[00:09] * Knifeyutensil turns towards Zamyn. raises her right hand in the air, palm down. "WWOOOORRLLLDDD SHAKING!!!"
[00:09] * Frisbee lets out a squeak of disappointment as the notepad is disintegrated.
[00:09] <Kalea Twilight> Twilight Special time!
[00:09] <Adam Kanal> Frisbee, duck!
[00:09] <Frisbee> ♦ Aww, my research...
[00:10] * Knifeyutensil shoots a large ball of energy flies at Zarmyn.
[00:10] * Frisbee walks over to Adam, away from the craziness.
[00:10] * Kalea Twilight dives at Zarmyn, feet first. "ÆRIAL DIVE!"
[00:10] * Zarmyn gets hit by the attack but fires Rey gun many times
[00:11] <Frisbee> ♦ This is an interesting ritual! But I have to gather physical data first.
[00:11] * Knifeyutensil turns her attention back to alien.
[00:11] <Kalea Twilight> Knifey. Think we should take this elsewhere?
[00:11] <Kalea Twilight> Er, nevermind.
[00:12] * Knifeyutensil glaces back at Kalea. "You can. I'm too tired. I just couldn't take it anymore."
[00:12] <Zarmyn> Exterminate!
[00:12] <Kalea Twilight> Right.
[00:12] * Frisbee takes out a scanner and starts studying the atmosphere.
[00:12] * Zarmyn Fires Ray gun at them
[00:12] <Kalea Twilight> Hey, Zarmyn!
[00:13] <Knifeyutensil> (( aka. I'm doing homework. and breaking rules. ahaha. Forgive~ ))
[00:13] <Kalea Twilight> You wanna fight!?
[00:13] <Zarmyn> YEAH!!!
[00:13] <Knifeyutensil> have any questions.. err.. what is your name?
[00:13] * Natsumi Kensei is now known as Ultrawoman Virgo
[00:13] <Kalea Twilight> I'll give you a fight!
[00:13] * Ultrawoman Virgo transforms for a little bit to her true form
[00:13] <Frisbee> ♦ Excuse me! Could you ask your pet or child to stop firing that device? It's interfering with my readings!
[00:14] <Ultrawoman Virgo> ahh..this is better
[00:14] * Frisbee looks at Knifey.
[00:14] <Ultrawoman Virgo> though..wish I could be smaller *is currently standing at 49 meters tall*
[00:14] * Zarmyn calls for a monster of the day to do his bidding
[00:14] <Frisbee> ♦ Oh! How rude of me! Ahhh, I'm such a ditz! My name is Frisbee!
[00:14] <Zarmyn> Come Forth My Youma!
[00:15] <Zarmyn> Kill them all!
[00:15] <Kalea Twilight> Ah! No minions for you! One on one.
[00:15] <Adam Kanal> ZARMYN
[00:15] <Knifeyutensil> ah! there's a toy called that.. easy to remember~
[00:15] <Ultrawoman Virgo> nice to meet you *bends over a bit*
[00:15] <Kalea Twilight> You and me.
[00:15] * Frisbee looks at Ultrawoman Virgo and squeaks with delight.
[00:15] <Adam Kanal> ZARMYN GROVER KANAL, YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
[00:15] <Ultrawoman Virgo> ??
[00:15] * Adam Kanal THWACKS Zarmyn with the rolled up newspaper
[00:15] <Frisbee> ♦ Such a big organism! I'm gonna scan this one first!
[00:16] <Knifeyutensil> err.. if you don't mind me asking.. you wouldn't happen to be like.. female would you?
[00:16] * Ultrawoman Virgo blinks..well would..if her eyes could blink
[00:16] * Zarmyn fires a energy blast right at Virgo
[00:16] <Kalea Twilight> Anyone mind if I take this somewhere else?
[00:16] * Frisbee scans Ultrawoman Virgo's data and stores it for processing later.
[00:16] * Ultrawoman Virgo brushes the blast off...
[00:17] <Kalea Twilight> (( Like #ss3! :D ))
[00:17] <Zarmyn> Takes this KAMEHAMEHAAA!!!!!!
[00:17] <Frisbee> ♦ Hmm! That's a good question!
[00:17] <Ultrawoman Virgo> ????
[00:18] <Adam Kanal> (( #ss3 might be locked ))
[00:18] * Zarmyn attack hits Virgo
[00:18] <Frisbee> ♦ But I'll have to learn more about your species' genders before I can assess which one I'm closest to!
[00:18] <Knifeyutensil> I'm interested in learning as much about you as I'm sure you are about us
[00:18] <Adam Kanal> Well, why not scan Knifey and I?
[00:18] <Kalea Twilight> (( O.O But I was using it earlier. ))
[00:18] <Knifeyutensil> well I could explain~ or you could take off that suit~
[00:18] <Frisbee> ♦ Oh, yes! I'm here to learn!
[00:18] <Adam Kanal> (( Then go for it! ))
[00:19] <Adam Kanal> Knifey!
[00:19] <Knifeyutensil> ya?
[00:19] <Adam Kanal> The suit might be the one thing keeping it alive.
[00:19] <Knifeyutensil> ohhh good point
[00:19] <Knifeyutensil> I'm ah. not used to aliens who aren't just humans but from a different planet and have different names
[00:19] <Frisbee> ♦ Hee hee! I don't even know if your air is breatheable yet!
[00:19] * Ultrawoman Virgo just looks at the smaller Zarmyn
[00:19] * Zarmyn begins warping time and space with his powers!
[00:20] <Ultrawoman Virgo> ...what do you think you're doing...
[00:20] <Frisbee> ♦ Now, let's see... genders.
[00:20] <Zarmyn> Feel the power I possess!
[00:20] <Knifeyutensil> you see, we're sort of used to aliens.. from the milky way at least
[00:20] * Frisbee points to Ultrawoman Virgo.
[00:20] <Kalea Twilight> ZARMYN!
[00:20] <Frisbee> ♦ This one is female, right?
[00:20] <Adam Kanal> Yes.
[00:21] <Knifeyutensil> yes.
[00:21] <Adam Kanal> Also, ZARMYN
[00:21] <Adam Kanal> BAD
[00:21] <Adam Kanal> NO TREATS FOR YOU
[00:21] <Kalea Twilight> We're taking this elsewhere! NOW!
[00:21] <Adam Kanal> I should have gotten him neutered when I had the chance.
[00:21] <Kalea Twilight> I'm giving you the fight you wanted!
[00:21] <Ultrawoman Virgo> I am techically Female yes...though I can make my human form male if I wish..
[00:21] <Zarmyn> Do you see the power I possess? The power of the evil black crystal!
[00:22] <Frisbee> ♦ I'll make a note of it. Female... dominant gender... average 49 metres tall...
[00:22] * Zarmyn drops a steamroller on Virgo
[00:22] <Knifeyutensil> ah!
[00:22] <Adam Kanal> She's not from Earth! ^_^;;
[00:22] <Knifeyutensil> no no no just she is giant
[00:22] <Frisbee> ♦ So the rest of you are male?
[00:22] <Kalea Twilight> Come on, damn you!
[00:22] <Frisbee> ♦ Ohhh!
[00:22] * Knifeyutensil points to self "I'm female. Er. dressed as a male."
[00:22] * Kalea Twilight looks at Frisbee. "I'm female."
[00:23] <Adam Kanal> I'm male.
[00:23] <Zarmyn> I'm male and your death!
[00:23] <Frisbee> ♦ Wow! your genders are pretty hard to tell apart!
[00:23] <Knifeyutensil> I could draw you a picture if you like, to show our.. differances~
[00:23] * Kalea Twilight starts jetting away.
[00:23] <Adam Kanal> Not when we're naked.
[00:23] <Frisbee> ♦ Just like back home, actually...
[00:23] * Zarmyn drops a cruise ship on them
[00:24] <Adam Kanal> Zarmyn, no you didn't.
[00:24] <Zarmyn> Yes I did I have the power to do it
[00:24] <Frisbee> ♦ Oooh, that would be very helpful!
[00:24] <Adam Kanal> I think I'm going to have to... *sigh* I think I'm no-selling that.
[00:24] <Adam Kanal> Okay, then!
[00:24] * Adam Kanal takes off his pants, his boxers, his shirt , his socks and his shoes!
[00:25] * Adam Kanal is now completely naked!
[00:25] <Knifeyutensil> ah!
[00:25] <Zarmyn> What are you doing?
[00:25] <Knifeyutensil> I think they meant draw a picture!
[00:25] * Kalea Twilight is ignoring everything Zarmyn does. Cruise ship? What cruise ship?
[00:25] <Zarmyn> I have Reality warping powers!
[00:26] <Frisbee> ♦ Well, I did mean draw a picture, but this nudity is also very helpful!
[00:26] * Kalea Twilight zwees down to hover near the smaller alien.
[00:26] <Adam Kanal> ... whoops!
[00:26] <Zarmyn> Nothing can stop me!
[00:26] * Frisbee scans Adam's winkie.
[00:26] * Kalea Twilight takes off her shirt.
[00:26] <Knifeyutensil> baka.. well in that case.. Kalea care to get naked and show them your bits?
[00:26] * Zarmyn drops the moon on them
[00:27] <Kalea Twilight> I'm not taking off my bra or my pants, but this should help.
[00:27] <Adam Kanal> It's not a winkie! D:
[00:27] <Adam Kanal> My member is very impressive!
[00:27] <Adam Kanal> ... or so Ianto told me ._.
[00:27] * Knifeyutensil saw adam naked.
[00:27] <Knifeyutensil> no.. it's a winkie, and i'm gay.
[00:27] <Frisbee> ♦ I wasn't criticising it!
[00:27] <Adam Kanal> I'm gay, too.
[00:27] <Frisbee> ♦ I think it's cute!
[00:28] <Zarmyn> Hey pay attention!
[00:28] * Adam Kanal blushes like mad
[00:28] <Kalea Twilight> Is anyone here a lolicon?
[00:28] * Frisbee scans Kalea.
[00:28] <Knifeyutensil> ambiguous gay duo..
[00:28] <Kalea Twilight> I just wanna make sure.
[00:28] <Knifeyutensil> nope~
[00:28] <Knifeyutensil> I likes me some greenhaired ladies~
[00:29] * Zarmyn starts raining down fire balls at them
[00:29] * Kalea Twilight belatedly takes off her ATs and pants.
[00:29] <Zarmyn> Stop ignoring me!
[00:29] <Frisbee> ♦ Oh! Thank you, that's most helpful!
[00:29] <Kalea Twilight> Girly feet don't usually have wheels on them.
[00:30] <Frisbee> ♦ I'll make a note. Female: no winkie.
[00:30] <Adam Kanal> Females also have breasts.
[00:30] <Zarmyn> Pay attention TO ME!
[00:30] <Knifeyutensil> ah but she's a child ne? Females grow boobs~
[00:30] <Frisbee> ♦ No wheels on feet, apart from sometimes.
[00:30] * Kalea Twilight is now standing outside in her underthings. She's quite cold.
[00:30] <Adam Kanal> Some men have breasts, too, but they don't lactate nor are they as plump.
[00:31] <Frisbee> ♦ Ahhh, it's all so complex!
[00:31] <Knifeyutensil> I ah, guess am the only female here with them~
[00:31] * Kalea Twilight does have boobs, but they're shoved under a sports bra.
[00:31] <Zarmyn> I will KILL YOU ALLLL!
[00:31] * Knifeyutensil pulls her shirt snug, showing breasts through her shirt
[00:32] <Frisbee> ♦ Oh! This one has secret glands!
[00:32] <Knifeyutensil> next we should go over sexuality~
[00:32] * Knifeyutensil blushes "Ah yeah, but we don't calle dthem glands.. even though yes they are..
[00:32] <Zarmyn> I give up, you win
[00:33] <Frisbee> ♦ You know... I should really study the atmosphere and geology first... This is supposed to be the advanced stuff!
[00:33] * Zarmyn sits down on the ground in defeat
[00:33] <Kalea Twilight> Can I put my pants back on now?
[00:33] <Adam Kanal> Yes
[00:33] <Knifeyutensil> ..sure.
[00:33] <Frisbee> ♦ You can, unless you'd rather keep them off!
[00:33] * Adam Kanal puts his clothes back on, as well ._.
[00:33] <Knifeyutensil> nahh
[00:34] * Kalea Twilight puts her clothes back on, but leave her ATs off.
[00:34] <Zarmyn> please pay attention to me, I beg you
[00:34] <Kalea Twilight> I get kinda cold without them.
[00:34] * Frisbee almost hears something, but not quite.
[00:34] <Kalea Twilight> Unless it's really hot.
[00:35] <Knifeyutensil> so.. why are you here?
[00:35] <Frisbee> ♦ Oh, I'm here to study!
[00:36] <Knifeyutensil> but why? why now
[00:36] <Zarmyn> Come on notice me
[00:36] <Frisbee> ♦ Because if I don't study you, I won't be able to graduate!
[00:37] <Kalea Twilight> ...You can scan my skates if you want.
[00:37] <Knifeyutensil> phew.. i almost thought you were gonna say "To take over your planet!"
[00:37] <Frisbee> ♦ Hee hee! No, I wouldn't do that.
[00:38] <Frisbee> ♦ That's too much hassle and I don't really need the extra credit...
[00:38] <Knifeyutensil> ...
[00:39] <Adam Kanal> ._.;;
[00:39] <Knifeyutensil> ADAM.
[00:39] <Adam Kanal> ME
[00:40] <Kalea Twilight> Hee! :D
[00:40] <Knifeyutensil> isn't iot your job to make sure outside invaders don't come here?
[00:40] <Frisbee> ♦ I'm having a lot of fun so far!
[00:40] <Knifeyutensil> or at least regulate to make sure they're not a threat?
[00:40] <Adam Kanal> Not exactly!
[00:41] <Adam Kanal> Frisbee said it's not going to take over.
[00:41] <Adam Kanal> So we have nothing to worry about, right?
[00:41] <Kalea Twilight> That's good!
[00:41] <Knifeyutensil> uhh..
[00:41] <Knifeyutensil> yeah and last time i beleve we almost got our star seeds taken away
[00:42] <Adam Kanal> When was that?
[00:42] <Frisbee> ♦ Don't worry! I'm not evil!
[00:42] <Knifeyutensil> i dunno. I have some vague rememberance.
[00:42] <Kalea Twilight> Yay!
[00:42] * Ultrawoman Virgo 's color timer starts to blink
[00:43] <Frisbee> ♦ Oh... I heard that some species can be suspicious of the motives of outsiders...
[00:43] <Ultrawoman Virgo> oops...better turn back..
[00:43] * Ultrawoman Virgo is now known as Natsumi Kensei
[00:43] <Adam Kanal> Like what?
[00:43] * Natsumi Kensei shrinks back to human form
[00:44] <Knifeyutensil> well. we do have the outer senshi
[00:45] * Natsumi Kensei fixes her shoes
[00:46] <Natsumi Kensei> well...there have been large number of aliens who have tried to conquer the planet >>
[00:46] <Adam Kanal> True...
[00:46] <Knifeyutensil> of which i am a part.. sorta
[00:47] <Frisbee> ♦ Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Alien invasions can be a hassle...
[00:47] <Adam Kanal> Nah, we can deal with them
[00:47] <Kalea Twilight> But they're fun!
[00:49] <Knifeyutensil> of which you you guys just showed human weaknesses to ..
[00:49] <Knifeyutensil> "let's strip down naked and be scanned!"
[00:49] <Adam Kanal> ...
[00:49] <Adam Kanal> But... PINK!
[00:49] <Frisbee> ♦ Yes, that was very helpful!
[00:49] <Adam Kanal> Cute!
[00:50] <Kalea Twilight> Eh-heh... ^.^;;
[00:50] <Kalea Twilight> UFO!
[00:51] * Knifeyutensil stands tall, points to Frisbee "By the order of the Moon Kingdom I need you to hand over your weapons and or other devices for inspection."
[00:51] <Adam Kanal> ... Since when have you been part of the Moon Kingdom?
[00:52] * Knifeyutensil thinks
[00:52] * Frisbee facefaults (inside the suit, anyway).
[00:52] <Knifeyutensil> since Saki stole Amara's star seed and I ate it.
[00:52] * Knifeyutensil whispers "why do I know that.."
[00:52] <Frisbee> ♦ I... I can't hand over my suit! I need it to live, maybe!
[00:53] <Knifeyutensil> I grant you permission to scan the atmosphere for your viability..
[00:53] <Knifeyutensil> I guess.
[00:53] <Knifeyutensil> this is weird
[00:54] <Knifeyutensil> it's like I know everything before i can acknowledge it.
[00:54] <Frisbee> ♦ O... okay, but it's more complicated than that...
[00:54] * Frisbee scans the atmosphere.
[00:54] <Frisbee> ♦ Heh... Oxygen. Who'd have thought it?
[00:55] <Frisbee> ♦ But anyway, I can't take the suit off!
[00:55] <Knifeyutensil> why not?
[00:55] <Adam Kanal> No worries.
[00:55] * Adam Kanal 's SP License rings
[00:55] <Adam Kanal> Oh, crap
[00:55] <Frisbee> ♦ Various... reasons.
[00:55] <Adam Kanal> Duty calls.
[00:55] <Adam Kanal> Nice meeting you, Frisbee!
[00:55] <Adam Kanal> I'm sure you'll be seeing lots of me.
[00:56] *** Adam Kanal [a.kanal@SPD.or.jp.ea] has quit IRC (Connection Reset by Queer)
[00:56] <Frisbee> ♦ Oh! It's been a pleasure, Officer!
[00:56] <Knifeyutensil> siiggh
[00:56] <Knifeyutensil> why?
[00:57] <Frisbee> ♦ Well, the rules say that there are many reasons that taking my suit off would be a bad idea!
[00:57] <Frisbee> ♦ For example, I look quite different to you. You would most likely be repulsed by my true appearance!
[00:58] <Knifeyutensil> well you can understand why we have to be wary right? what if one of us showed up on your planet and just started poking around?
[00:58] <Kalea Twilight> Good point...
[00:58] <Knifeyutensil> .. I saw Adams bits today there's not much else that could be that bad
[00:58] <Frisbee> ♦ Oh, I do understand, of course...
[00:59] <Frisbee> ♦ Also, there are certain... things I have to know about your species before I know its safe to take my suit off. Really, though, I shouldn't do it at all!
[01:00] <Knifeyutensil> i'm going to have to ask you to leave otherwise
[01:00] * Frisbee pouts (also inside the suit).
[01:01] <Frisbee> ♦ I can't take my suit off! It's irresponsible! It might not be safe!
[01:01] <Knifeyutensil> we've had many different life forms come to our planet i can't imagine TARDIS would let you die anyway
[01:02] <Kalea Twilight> Ah, why not let her stick?
[01:02] <Frisbee> ♦ That wasn't quite what I meant... but...
[01:02] <Frisbee> ♦ Okay, can we make a deal?
[01:02] * Knifeyutensil totally making up to TARDIS thing, has no idea. Just doesn't want to fight
[01:02] <Kalea Twilight> So she needs her suit! What's so bad about that?
[01:02] <Knifeyutensil> sure.
[01:03] <Knifeyutensil> we don't know why they are capable of that's what!
[01:03] <Frisbee> ♦ I'll process the data I've collected from your planet so far, and then after that I should be able to tell if it's safe for me to take my suit off. If it is safe, then I'll do it!
[01:04] <Knifeyutensil> fine. but nothing more.
[01:04] <Frisbee> ♦ Oooh! You're so kind!
[01:05] <Frisbee> ♦ And I'm so lucky to have found the leader of the planet on my first day! Yaaaay!
[01:05] * Frisbee hugs Knifey!
[01:05] <Knifeyutensil> err. I'm no leader. simply-er!
[01:06] * Knifeyutensil is hugged
[01:06] <Kalea Twilight> Uh... I'm not sure if this planet has a leader...
[01:06] * Knifeyutensil pushes Frisbee off gently
[01:06] <Knifeyutensil> I'm a soldier.
[01:06] <Kalea Twilight> Parts of it have leaders.
[01:06] <Frisbee> ♦ Ahhh! It's as confusing as your genders!
[01:07] <Knifeyutensil> please, just process your data
[01:08] <Frisbee> ♦ I will! But it's going to take a while...
[01:08] <Kalea Twilight> Good luck!
[01:09] <Kalea Twilight> Maybe once you get your suit off I can see if you can come flying with me!
[01:10] <Frisbee> ♦ Thank you! That would be fun.
[01:11] * Frisbee turns and bows to the warrior queen, or whatever she is.
[01:11] <Natsumi Kensei> I should probably go...
[01:11] <Knifeyutensil> man.. what would this planet do with out the thinkers..
[01:11] <Frisbee> ♦ Now, I'll return to my ship and start processing my data!
[01:11] <Kalea Twilight> Bye!
[01:13] <Kalea Twilight> I'll see if I can find a spare pair of wheels!
[01:13] * Frisbee walks back out to the UFO, and puls him/her/itself back up inside it.
[01:13] <Knifeyutensil> i'm just hoping this doesn't get back to Haruka-san and Tachi..
[01:14] *** Frisbee has left #suburbansenshi2 (Get it together! Get it together! Get it together!)
[01:15] <Kalea Twilight> Whee~!
[01:16] <Knifeyutensil> Kalea?
[01:16] <Kalea Twilight> Yeah?
[01:16] * Natsumi Kensei doesn't seem too worried
[01:16] <Knifeyutensil> if another UFO shows up.. let's not just assume they are friendly
[01:17] <Natsumi Kensei> I probably would have felt better if Taki was here...
[01:17] <Kalea Twilight> Alright, alright...
[01:18] <Natsumi Kensei> he's the one assigned to this planet after all >>
[01:19] <Zarmyn> Hey there, I'm back
[01:19] <Natsumi Kensei> oh
[01:19] <Zarmyn> I've got an evil plan
[01:19] <Zarmyn> It's a really brilliant one
[01:20] <Zarmyn> Want to help me on it?
[01:20] <Kalea Twilight> I've gotta jet, but I'll stick around to hear it.
[01:20] <Knifeyutensil> I miss Haruka
[01:21] <Kalea Twilight> Actually, I've just gotta jet.
[01:21] *** Kalea Twilight [lost_and_confused@UFOhunters.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Fly me to the sky!)
[01:21] <Knifeyutensil> ja
[01:21] <Zarmyn> First I will steal all the heart crystals and dream mirrors and Star seeds in the world in the world!
[01:22] * Natsumi Kensei looks at the sky
[01:22] *** Guu [guusama@piyonet.ju] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[01:22] <+Luna-P> y0 Guu *** Happy Sex Joke Day!!
[01:22] <Zarmyn> And then I will build a large machine to put them all in
[01:23] * Guu glares eerily at Zarmyn.
[01:23] <Guu> - Heh. -
[01:23] <Knifeyutensil> ehhh
[01:23] <Knifeyutensil> no
[01:23] * Guu looks at Zarmyn.
[01:23] *** Zarmyn is yourname is a sound that brings fear and despair to those who hear it across the universe
His image Song is: When Your Evil by Voltaire.
[01:24] <Zarmyn> And then I will turn this machine into into a reality warping machine
[01:24] <Guu> - ¬_¬ -
[01:24] * Guu extends an amorphous arm across the room and grabs Zarmyn by the throat.
[01:25] * Guu pulls Zarmyn back to her, tosses him into her mouth, and swallows.
[01:25] <Guu> - Heh. -
[01:26] * Zarmyn jumps out ofGuu's mouth
[01:26] <Zarmyn> Not funny
[01:26] * Guu has already swallowed Zarmyn, sorry!
[01:26] <Knifeyutensil> heh. guu swallows
[01:27] <Guu> You know it, friend.
[01:27] <Zarmyn> I am a greater cosmic power than you!
[01:27] <Zarmyn> I am an offspring of an adorable fuzzy bunny
[01:27] <Guu> No, you're a silly litte boy who's giving me indigestion.
[01:27] <Zarmyn> I mean Chaos
[01:27] * Guu douses Zarmyn in antacid.
[01:29] <Guu> Tch, such a pain...
[01:29] <Zarmyn> The Anime show you come from, Hare + Guu sucks!
[01:29] <Guu> Heh. Since we're breaking the fourth wall...
[01:30] * Natsumi Kensei is looking at the stars...specifically...M78
[01:30] * Guu punches through reality and looks directly at Zarmyn's player.
[01:30] <Guu> - You just don't get it. -
[01:31] <Guu> - You want to cause maximum disruption with minimum effort. -
[01:31] <Guu> - You want to leave a mark on this place and yet you've only been here a day. -
[01:31] <Zarmyn> I am Chaos the ultimate evil! I do not fear you
[01:32] <Guu> - You are not Chaos. You are a bad RPer who is Godmoding. -
[01:32] <Guu> - Now listen, little boy. -
[01:33] <Guu> - You are quickly heading down a path that will leave you a pariah at best. -
[01:34] <Knifeyutensil> yup
[01:34] <Zarmyn> I'm evil so I don't care
[01:34] <Guu> - I am not speaking to the character. -
[01:34] <Guu> - I am speaking to YOU, the player. -
[01:35] <Guu> - There are evil characters here, yes. -
[01:35] <Guu> - But they are played in such a way that is respectful to other players. -
[01:36] <Guu> - You may not simply show up on day one and disrupt everything. That is the first and greatest sign of a n00b. -
[01:37] <Guu> - We are not watching this and thinking "Wow, what an awesome powerful character." We are thinking "This guy is apain and if he doesn't tone it down he'll be banned." -
[01:38] <Guu> - Coming here and introducing yourself as the most powerful person who ever lived is not conducive to pleasant, balanced RP. -
[01:39] <Zarmyn> But it's what I've always done
[01:40] <Zarmyn> I don't really know anything else
[01:40] <Zarmyn> It always worked for me before
[01:40] <Guu> - Then you must have some very unsatisfying RP. -
[01:40] <Guu> - Take a look at the other characters who frequent here. -
[01:40] <Guu> - Some have powers. Some have none. -
[01:40] <Knifeyutensil> i think his WOW subscription must have run out
[01:41] <Guu> - Do you think they appreciate some new guy showing them up and trying to toss them around like dolls? -
[01:41] <Zarmyn> But I want results as soon as possible
[01:41] <Guu> - Define 'results.' -
[01:42] <Zarmyn> People doing what I want them to do for me
[01:42] <Kalea Twilight> Things don't really work that way.
[01:42] <Zarmyn> People giving me what I want
[01:42] <Kalea Twilight> They just don't.
[01:42] <Guu> - Tsk. -
[01:42] <Guu> - And why do you think they'd wish to do that? -
[01:43] <Zarmyn> Because I'm a challenge
[01:43] *** Kalea Twilight [lost_and_confused@UFOhunters.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Never here.)
[01:43] <Guu> - How are you a challenge? -
[01:44] <Zarmyn> I"m the most powerful villain that will ever exist, making all the obstacles seen insignificant
[01:44] <Zarmyn> Isn't that a logical?
[01:45] <Guu> - No. -
[01:45] <Guu> - That's not a challenge. It's boring. -
[01:45] <Natsumi Kensei> but we're not always here to do super serious rping...
[01:45] <Natsumi Kensei> ^OOC
[01:45] <Guu> - You'd be amazed the number of people who show up here, and on the first day announce they're the most powerful guy who ever lived. -
[01:46] <Natsumi Kensei> (( I almost did that once << long ago ))
[01:46] <Guu> - It is in no way fun to RP with somebody who has no weaknesses and cannot be defeated. -
[01:47] <Guu> - That is why people began to ignore you. -
[01:47] <Zarmyn> But I came here to have an ultimate showdown with the invincible Sailor Senshi
[01:47] <Guu> - And there's your problem. -
[01:48] <Guu> - The Sailor Senshi, all of them, are controlled by one player here. -
[01:48] <Guu> - By doing this, you're effectively saying "F[BLEEP]k you" to every other player. -
[01:48] <starcat> (( is there a problem here ))
[01:48] <Guu> - "I'll use you to get what I want, but I don't care about your characters." -
[01:48] <starcat> (( clearly i woke up for a reason. ))
[01:49] * Guu pokes through the fourth wall and waaaaaaves at starcat!
[01:49] <Guu> - No big problems. Just someone giving me indigestion. -
[01:49] <starcat> (( Did you eat him ))
[01:50] <Kalea Twilight> (( That person's just trying to straighten this guy out. ))
[01:50] <Guu> - Yes. He was icky. -
[01:51] <Zarmyn> I want to change the history of this place and leave my mark here are
[01:50] <starcat> (( I know who Guu is, s/he's trustworthy :) ))
[01:51] <Zarmyn> What's wrong with that?
[01:51] <Guu> - So you keep saying. -
[01:51] <starcat> (( right then, i will read the logs and see what's going on ))
[01:51] <Guu> - But do you care about this place? As a community? -
[01:52] <Kalea Twilight> (( He was getting kinda annoying and we all ended up ignoring him. ))
[01:52] <Guu> - It seems to me that your only reason for being here is to make a name for yourself. Not to interact with others. -
[01:52] <Zarmyn> Maybe after I get some more receptive treatment here
[01:53] <Guu> - Oh, so we have to behave on your terms? -
[01:53] <Zarmyn> No, all I just want is people to take me seriously
[01:53] <Kalea Twilight> (( Things don't work that way! ))
[01:53] <Zarmyn> And not as a laughingstock
[01:53] <starcat> All right.
[01:53] <Guu> - Why should we? You don't take us seriously. -
[01:54] <Kalea Twilight> (( We are not a serious bunch. We're a silly bunch! ))
[01:54] <Guu> - We're just tools for you to get at the Sailor Senshi, right? -
[01:54] <starcat> If I say something, totally and completely seriously, out-of-character, that you need to hear before you continue on this path, will you listen to me, Zarmyn?
[01:54] <Zarmyn> Okay
[01:55] * Guu will defer to starcat for the time being ^_~
[01:55] <starcat> I'm the nearest thing to an op that we have right now and I can't actually do anything to you because my power is in other places, but I know how this is run.
[01:55] <starcat> (thanks Guu, I'll let you get back to him after I say my bit)
[01:56] <starcat> Right now, you're not playing with anyone else. You're going into Taco Bell and demanding a donut, then crying when no one will give you one.
[01:57] <starcat> We're not Krispy Kreme. We're not Dunkin' Donuts. We're not even Taco Bell. We're the crazy little mom 'n' pop shop that sells sushi and udon and all sorts of alcohol and for some reason a lot of cookies. But no donuts. It's just not how we roll.
[01:57] <Knifeyutensil> mmm sushi
[01:58] <Guu> - This analogy is quite delicious. -
[01:57] <starcat> Considering your tone of voice (and yes, people in text have tones of voices) Darkness was extremely kind to you earlier. I do not think, when she reads the logs and find out you came back to do the exact same things, you will escape a tag this time.
[01:58] * Guu eats the analogy.
[01:58] *** Natsumi Kensei has left #suburbansenshi2 (((I should really get some sleep..but for some reason I need to keep watching @_@)))
[01:58] <starcat> You cannot come in and expect for us to believe you have any sort of power without any kind of demonstration. You cannot ask for us to do something that is so totally out of our characters.
[01:59] <starcat> Every single person in here has a weakness. If you hid out for a while, chilled, put your plans on hold, you could find those out. You could use those.
[01:59] <starcat> Instead, you're basically waving your internet d[BLEEP]k around going "I'M BIGGER THAN ALL OF YOU, NOW SUCK IT" and we're saying "pix or it didn't happen." And you're not giving us pix.
[02:00] <Knifeyutensil> lol
[02:00] <Guu> - This part of the analogy is less delicious. -
[02:01] <starcat> We are, generally, on the side of good. We have seen more evil s[BLEEP]t than lives in Haruka's toilet. We are not fazed by someone who CLAIMS to be the son of Chaos or of anyone else. We don't care. SHOW us you are someone who is not to be messed with, through words and non-godmoding actions, and we will respect you.
[02:01] <starcat> But right now, all I see is a one-note troll. You're not getting this and you're just not playing with anyone else.
[02:02] <starcat> We're social. We like each other, or at the least, we respect each other. I haven't talked to anyone here who respects you.
[02:02] <starcat> And frankly when even David and Ying go "lol, what a moron" you KNOW you're not getting anywhere, because they don't usually bother with/about anyone like that.
[02:03] <Zarmyn> My persona I spent years developing it, and I didn't want to waste it
[02:04] <starcat> So, in conclusion, 1. don't demand respect, or that we surrender or whatever, because we can hold out much longer than you 2. stop with the boring antics and meet the people you're trying to conquer and you will be more successful 3. Expect to be tagged in the morning.
[02:04] <starcat> don't take 3 as an insult.
[02:05] <Zarmyn> Whats Tagged?
[02:05] *** Knifeyutensil [knifester@artschool.failure.edu] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I need sleep. My contacts are also killing my eyes..)
[02:04] <starcat> It's a first step.
[02:05] <starcat> We've had people here tagged who ended up just fine.
[02:05] <starcat> Tagged means that everything you say will be linked to an image.
[02:05] <starcat> This image will probably be mildly derogatory towards you.
[02:06] <Zarmyn> You don't understand, I NEED to be the center of attention
[02:06] <Zarmyn> It's something they're not in real life
[02:06] <Guu> - Heh. -
[02:06] <starcat> If you have not, please, look above the box and READ the rules.
[02:06] <starcat> Oh b[BLEEP]ch no.
[02:06] <starcat> no.
[02:06] <starcat> We don't do attention whores.
[02:06] <starcat> That will get you knocked out faster than a chihuahua in a pit bull fight.
[02:07] <Guu> - At least he's honest about it. That's something you don't often see. -
[02:07] <starcat> Just by being new, people will be interested in you. People will wonder who you are and want to talk to you. You won't get a major TV show live in front of a studio audience, but you won't be ignored, either.
[02:07] <Zarmyn> That's what I crave recognition here, since I don't have it in real life
[02:07] <starcat> Right now you're being whiny and stupid, though, so we're ignoring you.
[02:08] <Guu> - Could I give an exaple? -
[02:09] <Guu> - ^example -
[02:09] <Zarmyn> Walked
[02:09] <Zarmyn> ^What
[02:09] <starcat> You can get recognition -- but would you rather be "that one troll who got banned after three days and wouldn't shut up about being a villain" or "that pretty cool guy who, despite constantly trying to take over the world, still plays nice"
[02:09] <starcat> Yes, Guu. I need to go get some orange juice. I'm thirsty.
[02:09] <Guu> - Zarmyn, consider the alien who showed up earlier. -
[02:10] <Guu> - That was a new character, much like yours was. -
[02:10] <starcat> I've pretty much said all I can think of right now anyways.
[02:10] * starcat is away: so the floor is yours
[02:10] <Guu> - People showed interest in the alien and were nice to him/her/it. -
[02:11] <Guu> - Why do you think the alien was treated differently than you? -
[02:12] <Zarmyn> I'm nice on other message boards, I get so tired of it
[02:12] <Zarmyn> I wanting to do things my way for a change
[02:12] <Kalea Twilight> That won't happen here.
[02:12] <starcat> This isn't the place for your way.
[02:12] <Guu> - Then you will upset and annoy people. -
[02:12] <starcat> You earn your wings here, and THEN we let you get your way, sometimes.
[02:13] <starcat> If you want to get your way, I highly suggest you go to Gaia or some other site and create your own roleplay.
[02:13] * starcat slurps her orange juice :9
[02:13] <Guu> - And lo, it will suck balls. -
[02:13] <Zarmyn> But it's a perfect way for me to take out real-life frustration on entirely fictional characters
[02:14] <Zarmyn> After all are not hurting any of you really
[02:14] <Kalea Twilight> No, but you're annoying me like mad.
[02:14] <starcat> You're hurting our home.
[02:14] <Guu> - You're refreshingly honest about your motives. -
[02:14] <Guu> - Admitting that you're here to be a jerk... -
[02:15] <Kalea Twilight> Sheesh!
[02:15] <Guu> - These are characters we have crafted over many years and we do not appreciate having moons thrown at them, etc. -
[02:15] <starcat> You're being rude and loud and annoying. You've taken from us an entire night that would have been otherwise spent with each other having fun.
[02:15] <starcat> Mocking you is fun, too, but only for so long.
[02:16] <starcat> If you want to get out your frustrations we have an entire box for it.
[02:16] <Zarmyn> But I'm not a jerk, I just want my fun
[02:16] <starcat> good god I keep sucking in the liquids like I'm a freaking sponge in the desert
[02:17] <Kalea Twilight> I want my fun too.
[02:17] <Guu> - You said you wanted to take out your frustrations on our characters. -
[02:17] <starcat> You ARE a jerk.
[02:17] <Guu> - That = being a jerk. -
[02:17] <starcat> You want your fun and you want us all to bend over and take it.
[02:17] <starcat> Guess what, f[BLEEP]ker? ♫ You're getting taaagged in the mooorniiiin'~! ♫
[02:18] <starcat> Adam's gonna get him a pet villain.
[02:18] <Zarmyn> well, I could never hurt someone in real life, so I thought that there be no harm in hurting your personas
[02:18] <Guu> - Sure there's harm in it. It's f[BLEEP]king annoying. -
[02:18] <starcat> That's...crappy logic.
[02:18] <starcat> We love our characters.
[02:19] <Kalea Twilight> ...I don't get you.
[02:19] <starcat> That's like saying "well I can't kick him, so I'll kick his dog."
[02:19] <starcat> It doesn't work out any better.
[02:19] <Guu> - What if I killed your character? The one you supposedly spent years on? -
[02:19] <Zarmyn> Deep inside I always wanted to be evil but I could never bear to really do it except in my head
[02:19] <Zarmyn> So that's why I created this identity
[02:20] <Guu> - We've got ourself a real headcase here. -
[02:19] <starcat> This isn't your head, dearie.
[02:20] <Guu> - Get off the internet and into therapy. -
[02:20] <starcat> No matter that it's just text on the internet, there are real people here.
[02:20] <Kalea Twilight> Yes, please!
[02:20] <starcat> Guu over there -- his player writes an awesome webcomic, for example, and knows a thousand pieces of Sailor Moon trivia.
[02:21] <starcat> I don't know much about Kalea's player, but I'm sure she's cool.
[02:21] <Guu> - Psst... HER player >.> -
[02:21] <starcat> I run my own (neglected) blog. I knit and read webcomics and have two cats and love nerdy puns.
[02:21] <starcat> We're not just words on the internet.
[02:21] <Guu> - Well okay I'm an amorphous entity but I technically have a v[SLOT B]a in this form. -
[02:21] <starcat> (sorry, I know Guu is female, I was thinking of the player :P)
[02:22] <Zarmyn> I do have a life and friends, it's just....
[02:22] <Kalea Twilight> I play Sailor134340 in another RP, if that helps.
[02:22] <Zarmyn> As a kid growing up I always wanted to be the villain
[02:22] <Guu> - :P -
[02:22] <starcat> No no. It's not about you and your life.
[02:22] <starcat> It's about respect for other people.
[02:23] <Kalea Twilight> This is about the community! ...Right?
[02:23] <starcat> I've always been fond of villains. They're not unwelcome here. Jedite and Tomoe have been around since the start of the RP.
[02:24] <starcat> You're not playing a villain, though, you're just playing a troll that no one else wants to take seriously. And we won't take you seriously unless you slow down and look around you.
[02:24] <starcat> And Kalea, you're exactly right. This IS about the community.
[02:27] <Zarmyn> I was viewing this as the way I view a movie
[02:27] * starcat looks sadly at her empty orange juice cup
[02:28] * Guu returns from the longest wee ever.
[02:28] <Zarmyn> I'm the villain, I show up and cause problems, people try to stop
[02:28] <Zarmyn> That's how it all played out in my head
[02:28] <starcat> you know. I once admired Shinji so much that I took over the world for him, here.
[02:28] <starcat> It could happen to you.
[02:29] <Kalea Twilight> It's not always gonna work exactly the way you want it to.
[02:29] <starcat> but then those meddling kids who happen to play here showed up.
[02:29] <starcat> And they didn't LIKE that you wanted to steal their playground and raze it for a monument to you.
[02:29] <starcat> And wow I really am breaking in the metaphors and analogies tonight.
[02:30] * Guu eats the delicious broken metaphors.
[02:30] <starcat> Stretching my brains!
[02:30] <Zarmyn> You don't understand, I want to be defeated
[02:30] <Kalea Twilight> It's all very poetic.
[02:30] <starcat> Also. Guu's wee was not a wee wee!
[02:30] <Guu> - Okay. -
[02:31] * Guu defeats Zarmyn.
[02:31] <Zarmyn> The evil pretending me just wants to fall at the hands of a particular group of somebody's
[02:31] <starcat> why should we defeat you? you can't even be bothered to learn how to use the chatbox commands right...
[02:32] <Guu> - Ahhh, but you wouldn't even accept defeat from us, though, would you? -
[02:32] <Guu> - You might permit the Sailor Senshi to beat you, but not us lowly peons. -
[02:32] <Guu> - Which is ironic considering I'm a Goddess, but oh well... -
[02:33] <Zarmyn> It's a death wish, the villain in me wants to fall to the legendary heroine and champion of teenage girls everywhere
[02:33] <Kalea Twilight> Learn the /fight commands and my character will fight you quite willingly.
[02:33] <Guu> - This is getting kind of creepy. -
[02:33] <starcat> (protip: in this universe, many of us in this place are stronger than the sailor senshi. And those other Sailor Senshi, the ones not of the planets, they're still powerful...and just as credible.)
[02:34] <Guu> - If you're talking about Sailor Moon, by the way, she's never here. -
[02:34] <starcat> Never.
[02:34] <Kalea Twilight> She's no legendary heroine. She doesn't have any powers. But I imagine taking those wheels to the face kinda hurts.
[02:34] <starcat> We get most everyone else, but not her.
[02:34] <Zarmyn> That's what was going to force about that change
[02:34] <starcat> It's one of the...quirks of Suburban Senshi.
[02:35] <Kalea Twilight> There may never be a Sailormoon.
[02:35] <Zarmyn> But then who can I fall to?
[02:35] <Guu> - Yeah, I'm sure X would have broken one of his golden rules JUST FOR YOU. -
[02:36] <Guu> - More to the point, what happens AFTER you're defeated? -
[02:35] <starcat> The rest of us.
[02:36] <Zarmyn> I was planning to get my own Wiki article here
[02:36] <Guu> - Are you planning to stick around or not? -
[02:36] <starcat> We're far more powerful as a team than the Sailor Senshi are.
[02:36] <Zarmyn> And a mention in the chronology
[02:36] <starcat> Mostly because we have quite a few Sailor Senshi IN our team.
[02:36] <Guu> - Most of us come here with the intention of staying. -
[02:36] <starcat> You can make your own Wiki article. If you continue to be a c[BLEEP]kjuggler, then it will be noted on your page for all of history to read. :3
[02:37] <Guu> - It seems to me that, even in your ideal scenario, you have no long-term plan beyond "Get defeated." -
[02:38] <Kalea Twilight> ...I still don't get you.
[02:38] <Zarmyn> No, if I win I will remake the site in my own image
[02:38] <Guu> - Um... -
[02:39] <Guu> - And how would you do that? -
[02:39] * Kalea Twilight headdesks.
[02:39] <starcat> This is a ROLEPLAY.
[02:39] <Zarmyn> Whoever is the victor, gets to decide the fate of this universe
[02:39] <Guu> - "SUBURBAN ZARMYN: Some guy won a fight and now everything sucks!" -
[02:39] <starcat> The events HERE *gestures to this specific web PAGE* do not reflect the entire site.
[02:39] <starcat> No, whoever is the victor gets to do the paperwork.
[02:40] <Kalea Twilight> You stupid, nutso... Arg.
[02:40] <Guu> - The story as a whole is written by one guy. -
[02:40] <Guu> - We contribute to peripheral stuff, but not the main chats. -
[02:40] <starcat> You wouldn't want control of this site. It costs a lot more to run it than you would think.
[02:40] <Zarmyn> And I want to change that
[02:40] <starcat> You can't.
[02:41] <Guu> - You think X is going to give you control of his greatest work? -
[02:41] <Zarmyn> I have to have control over something
[02:40] <starcat> You CAN'T.
[02:41] <Guu> - Really? You think that? -
[02:41] <starcat> YOU CANNOT. CHANGE. WHO WRITES. THE ARTICLES.
[02:41] <Kalea Twilight> Okay, stop. Just... Stop.
[02:41] <Guu> - You are bonkers in the nut if you think that. -
[02:41] <Zarmyn> Why can't you understand my train of thought?
[02:41] <starcat> You want to be defeated?
[02:41] <starcat> all right.
[02:42] <Guu> - Because you are making absolutely no sense. -
[02:42] <Kalea Twilight> Because it makes no sense!
[02:42] <starcat> We understand it. We're telling you NO.
[02:42] <starcat> This is a roleplay. We don't own the site. We just come here to have fun.
[02:42] <Kalea Twilight> It's not acceptable!
[02:42] <starcat> There is one man who owns and operates and designs and executes the website.
[02:43] <Zarmyn> And he must notice me
[02:43] <Kalea Twilight> No takeovers! Nein, nein, nein!
[02:43] <starcat> You would have to get through every single f[BLEEP]king player here before you got to him, and let me tell you, his girlfriend has a sword collection, and she knows how to use them.
[02:44] <Guu> - He already has noticed you. -
[02:44] <Guu> /ansgt He seemed... unimpressed?
[02:44] <Zarmyn> He has?
[02:44] <Guu> - Ahem. -
[02:44] <Kalea Twilight> He probably doesn't think highly of you.
[02:44] <starcat> The Suburban Senshi -- everyone who is on the front page -- those are played by him.
[02:44] <starcat> Jedite, Tomoe, Chibiusa, Minako, Makoto, Haruka, Michiru.
[02:45] <starcat> Hotaru-san. Rei. Ami.
[02:45] <Kalea Twilight> All of 'em.
[02:45] <starcat> Elios, even.
[02:45] <Guu> - Motoki! Artemis! And all the rest. -
[02:45] <starcat> Those are all him, and he laughed at you, just like the rest of us.
[02:45] <Zarmyn> then why would't he submit to my demands?
[02:46] <Guu> - Why WOULD he? -
[02:46] <Kalea Twilight> ...Yeah. Why would he?
[02:46] <Zarmyn> I would stop if you gave me when I wanted
[02:46] <Zarmyn> I mean he
[02:46] <Kalea Twilight> That's not gonna happen.
[02:46] <starcat> But he can stop you.
[02:46] <starcat> He just hasn't.
[02:46] <starcat> You're moving on the fast track to a ban here.
[02:47] <starcat> I'll try to get it stuck to a tag, because I think you have potential.
[02:47] <starcat> But I won't stick up for you a second time.
[02:48] <Guu> - I dunno. The more I learn, the less hopeful I am for this one. -
[02:48] <starcat> X is a nice guy.
[02:48] <Guu> - And we need new blood and all, but really... -
[02:48] <Kalea Twilight> This guy's hopeless.
[02:48] <starcat> Guu, he can SPELL.
[02:48] <Guu> - So could You-Know-Who... -
[02:48] <starcat> Maybe I am just easily impressed but spelling! And for the most part his grammar is okay!
[02:49] <Guu> - And the other You-Know-Who, for that matter ^___~ -
[02:49] <Zarmyn> Voldermort was a member here?
[02:49] <starcat> Guu get on IMs <_<
[02:49] <Kalea Twilight> ...No.
[02:49] <starcat> Actually weirdly enough we don't have any Harry Potter people.
[02:50] <Zarmyn> What should I do?
[02:51] <Zarmyn> I was hoping my plan would succeed
[02:51] <Zarmyn> But Now....
[02:51] <starcat> You should give up on your plan for now.
[02:51] <starcat> Take a few steps back and watch us.
[02:52] <Kalea Twilight> Give up on the takeover part!
[02:52] <starcat> Join in and have fun.
[02:52] <Zarmyn> No,I cannot do that.
[02:52] <Zarmyn> I must be ambitious villain
[02:52] <starcat> If you can't do that, you are guaranteed not to succeed.
[02:53] <Zarmyn> But I suppose I'll have to change the way I do things
[02:53] <Kalea Twilight> ...Why am I still trying?
[02:53] <starcat> I say to you again. READ the rules.
[02:53] <Zarmyn> Can I keep my ambition?
[02:53] <Zarmyn> That's all I ask of you
[02:53] <starcat> I don't know, Kalea! I don't know why I'm still trying either!
[02:53] <Kalea Twilight> I should probably take a refresher course myself.
[02:53] <starcat> Karma, I bet. Revenge for all the newbies I gave hard times.
[02:54] <starcat> Yeah, you can keep your ambition. But don't run over everyone else because of it.
[02:55] <Kalea Twilight> And remember, we're not the most serious bunch. You're taking yourself too seriously.
[02:55] <starcat> Personally I like the idea of a resident villain. Just don't be so..."THIS IS ME, KNEEL DOWN AND SUCK IT FOR I AM GREAT" because that's not fun for anyone.
[02:55] <starcat> Also, you might get Chibiusas.
[02:56] <Guu> - If you're lucky! -
[02:57] <Kalea Twilight> No one wants that. Trust me.
[02:57] <starcat> We're light-hearted and fun! We're like Sailor Moon in that 85% of us is fluffy filler fun!
[02:58] <Kalea Twilight> Be gleeful, damn it!
[02:58] <Kalea Twilight> GLEE!
[02:58] <Kalea Twilight> Glee is the word of the day!
[02:58] <Guu> - Gleeeeeeeee. -
[02:58] <starcat> X3
[02:58] <starcat> aww Kalea you really ARE like one of us now
[02:59] * starcat is away: wow it's really hot in here brb!
[03:00] <Kalea Twilight> 8D
[03:01] <Zarmyn> I will withdraw for now and look for a new angle to do things
[03:02] <Guu> - Best of luck. -
[03:02] <Kalea Twilight> Later!
[03:02] <Guu> - And now I have to patch up this hole in reality I made... -
[03:03] * Guu nails some plasterboard to it.
[03:04] * Kalea Twilight helps like the helpful person she is. :D
[03:05] <starcat> oh.
[03:05] <starcat> I sorry. That's my fault too.
[03:05] * starcat adds some spackle! Yay spackle!
[03:09] <starcat> so he's gone now.
[03:12] * starcat looks at Guu.
[03:12] *** Guu is a cute little girl. Who wants to eat you.
Her image Song is: Supreme Being.
[03:13] <Guu> - I guess that's a song now? -
[03:13] <starcat> Om nom nom!
[03:14] * starcat looks at Grammatiknazi.
[03:14] *** Grammatiknazi is an "incognito" version of KommanderAnordnetStarkatzederGrammatiknazikräfte. She's wearing a simple Grammar Nazi uniform, with no medals. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: Awesome-in-training.
[03:14] <starcat> So's that, it would seem.
[03:15] <Kalea Twilight> I'm gonna jet. Again.
[03:15] <Kalea Twilight> Or maybe I'll just pass out here.
[03:16] <starcat> We have blankets and pillows and a giant mound of plushies.
[03:22] <starcat> good night then.
[04:37] * starcat is away: no one says /away anymore :(
[07:51] <@Wolfwood> I loled
[11:09] <Yaijinden> ohm
[14:08] <starcat> here's where zarmyn went wrong
[14:33] *** Knifeyutensil [knifester@artschool.failure.edu] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[14:33] <+Luna-P> y0 Knifeyutensil *** Happy Sex Joke Day!!
[14:33] <Knifeyutensil> ahahaha
[14:33] <starcat> ...
[14:33] <starcat> HOT DAMN AWESOME
[14:33] * starcat is now known as Naocat
[14:34] <Naocat> In celebration, desu, Naocat has arrived!
[14:38] <Knifeyutensil> ..
[14:41] <Naocat> COWBELL!
[14:42] <Furu> Cowbeeeeeell
[14:43] * Furu looks at Naocat.
[14:43] *** Naocat is starcat wearing a cute blue and white serafuku with a short skirt. Her hair is up in super-bouncy curly pigtails that move as she does. She's incredibly cute and a bit hyperactive. Haapppyyyyy! [description courtesy of Furu Ikari] There's a cowbell, too.
Her image Song is: Genki Human.
[14:43] <Furu> *___*
[14:46] <Naocat> X3 cowbell desu
[14:49] * Furu glomps his wife
[14:50] *** @Wolfwood [Visions_Of_Gandhi@Highroad.rr.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[14:50] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolfwood
[14:50] <+Luna-P> y0 @Wolfwood *** Happy Sex Joke Day!!
[14:50] * @Wolfwood yawns
[14:50] <Naocat> eeh!
[14:50] <Furu> YOU ARE IN A SHORT SKIRT WITH PIGTAILS YOU HAD TO HAVE EXPECTED THIS
[14:51] * @Diamond Dice Darkness changes topic to `HAPPY SEXJOKE DAY | [20:34] <Furu> F[[[BLEEP]]]KING MUFFINS WHOO`
[14:51] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> Wow that topic works way too well
[14:52] * @Diamond Dice Darkness changes topic to `HAPPY SEXJOKE DAY | [20:34] <Furu> F[BLEEP]KING MUFFINS WHOO`
[14:52] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> that's better
[14:52] <Furu> v____v
[14:52] * Furu shakes his fist at DDD-san!
[14:53] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> Just don't shake anything else at me, boy!
[14:53] <Furu> (( ... ))
[14:53] <Furu> (( Did Meebo just DIE?! D:< ))
[14:53] * Naocat hugs Furu-kun :3
[14:53] <Naocat> Hihi, DDD-chan, desu
[14:53] <Naocat> (( it would seem so ))
[14:54] * @Diamond Dice Darkness waves X3
[14:54] <@Wolfwood> Afternoon D.
[14:55] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> Sex jokes and cowbells. Do you mortals know how happy I am right now?
[14:55] <Furu> I can take a guess!
[14:55] <Furu> (You like cowbells?)
[14:55] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> (X3)
[14:57] <Furu> ...
[14:57] * Furu HUGS his wife defensively
[14:57] <@Wolfwood> (( oi Shal, did I ever show you this? Revy ltd edition pistol ))
[14:57] <Naocat> Who DOESN'T like cowbells
[14:57] <Naocat> Yaay hugs X3
[14:58] <@Wolfwood> Ugh. Hangover.
[14:58] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> (( .... that is AWESOME and that says a lot coming from a sword otaku ))
[14:58] <Furu> I know you, DDD, so you can keep your hands to yourself!
[14:58] <@Wolfwood> (( They have Roberta's .45 too ))
[14:59] <Naocat> o.O
[14:59] <@Wolfwood> (( Did you hear they've announced the third season? ))
[14:59] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> (( I did! X3 ))
[15:00] <@Wolfwood> (( Hopefully it'll cover the rest of the manga. I must have like....most of it translated on my external. ))
[15:01] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> (( I dunno, from what I've seen of most manga-to-anime transitions they have a habit of changing things :/ ))
[15:01] <@Wolfwood> (( It gets badass after the last arc they did/will do in season two. ))
[15:01] <@Wolfwood> (( yea. ))
[15:02] <@Wolfwood> (( do you have any of the manga? ))
[15:02] * Furu kisses Naocat's cheek and rings the cowbell
[15:02] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> (( some, I lost a lot wtih my crash D: ))
[15:02] <Naocat> Heehee ^_^
[15:02] <@Wolfwood> (( hold on, i'll link you to where I downloaded mine. ))
[15:03] <@Wolfwood> Black Lagoon manga
[15:03] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> (( domo! ))
[15:03] <@Wolfwood> (( np ))
[15:03] <Naocat> Everything could use a little more cowbell~
[15:04] <@Wolfwood> The cowbell is a lost art.
[15:05] <@Wolfwood> Or at the very least a dieing art.
[15:05] <Furu> :3 It's a cute art on girls!
[15:06] * @Wolfwood is listening to: Pink Floyd - Money.mp3 [128 kbps]
[15:06] <Naocat> *blush~*
[15:08] * @Wolfwood lights a smoke
[15:11] <Naocat> well. WELL.
[15:11] <Naocat> You know what, desu?
[15:12] <@Wolfwood> Hmn?
[15:14] <Furu> What what what? :x
[15:14] * Furu must know what!
[15:16] <Naocat> I have totally forgotten, desu D:
[15:16] * Naocat has a bowl of cereal now!
[15:19] <dooky> (( Gah. ))
[15:19] <@Wolfwood> Hey Star, what is Castle's army like?
[15:19] <@Wolfwood> (( Gah? ))
[15:19] <Naocat> (( Gah? ))
[15:19] <dooky> (( I'm running late with my comic. Hopefully I can still finish it and have time to come on later. ))
[15:19] <Naocat> Why the hell are YOU asking.
[15:19] <Naocat> (( You can do it! :< ))
[15:20] <Naocat> (( *waves pom poms!* ))
[15:20] <@Wolfwood> Because I was going to ask if you would be willing to sell me something.
[15:21] <@Wolfwood> I need artillery shells.
[15:21] <Naocat> I need more cowbell.
[15:23] <@Wolfwood> More Cowbell
[15:25] <@Wolfwood> I gave you cowbell. Trade me shells?
[15:26] * Furu puts another cowbell on naocat?
[15:26] <Naocat> That's not cowbell D:<
[15:26] <Naocat> NO SHELLS FOR YOU D:<
[15:27] <@Wolfwood> 300 gold a shell?
[15:27] <Naocat> no
[15:28] <@Wolfwood> -_-
[15:29] <@Wolfwood> Now I have to go back to the Russians. God damnit.
[15:29] <Naocat> ha ha
[15:29] <Furu> What
[15:29] <Naocat> in soviet russia, shells buy YOU
[15:29] *** @Mango-chan [missingmonsters@fullmetalfans.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[15:29] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Mango-chan
[15:29] <+Luna-P> y0 @Mango-chan *** Happy Sex Joke Day!!
[15:30] <@Wolfwood> nehahahah.
[15:30] <@Mango-chan> holy crap it's sex joke day!
[15:30] <Naocat> WHAT REALLY
[15:30] <Naocat> i had no idea desu
[15:33] * @Wolfwood is away: finding a Howitzer
[15:34] <Furu> You can find a howitzer...in my pants
[15:39] <Naocat> <_<
[15:40] <Naocat> I do enjoy playing with heavy artillery ♡
[15:41] <Furu> ♡
[16:00] * @Wolfwood is back
[16:00] <@Wolfwood> Yes. Yes thank you again ma'am. No I won't blow up any of your friends.
[16:01] <@Wolfwood> Yes, talk to you later. *click*
[16:01] <@Wolfwood> Cha-ching!
[16:02] <@Wolfwood> M198 Howitzer
[16:11] * @Wolfwood is away: sweet
[17:35] *** Kalea Twilight [lost_and_confused@UFOhunters.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:35] <+Luna-P> y0 Kalea Twilight *** Happy Sex Joke Day!!
[17:43] <Kalea Twilight> Sex joke day, yeah?
[17:43] <Kalea Twilight> In the book I'm reading, vamprism is a sexually transmitted disease.
[17:43] *** Kalea Twilight [lost_and_confused@UFOhunters.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (That is all.)
[18:00] * Hooded_Figure jumps up and sits in a tree.
[18:03] * Hooded_Figure goes drinks her tea.
[18:07] * Hooded_Figure yawns as she watches the house from a window.
[18:16] * Hooded_Figure still drinks her tea, watching the house
[18:24] * Hooded_Figure goes reads the want ads in the papers again.
[18:28] * Hooded_Figure drinks her tea, and then goes look back at the want ads again
[18:32] *** Dvlmaycry [bigredmachine@devilmaycry.org] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:32] <+Luna-P> y0 Dvlmaycry *** Happy Sex Joke Day!!
[18:33] <Dvlmaycry> heya babe
[18:37] * Hooded_Figure is still reading the want ads
[18:37] <Dvlmaycry> watcha looking at?
[18:38] <Hooded_Figure> job offerings
[18:38] <Dvlmaycry> you didn't take the one at mike's place?
[18:39] <Hooded_Figure> they kicked me out of the kitchen...cause i'm a dog/health hazord
[18:41] <Dvlmaycry> i thought mike took care of that
[18:41] <Hooded_Figure> he didn't.
[18:42] * Hooded_Figure goes back reading the want ads
[18:42] <Dvlmaycry> i could have sworn he said he fired him...
[18:44] * Hooded_Figure sighs. "You win some, you lose some."
[18:45] <Dvlmaycry> anything good?
[18:47] <Hooded_Figure> no...no one hies a dog
[18:48] <@Wolfwood> (( your whoohaa still on for tonight or am I late? ))
[18:49] <Hooded_Figure> (( it's still on...it starts at 7, i thinl ))
[18:49] <Dvlmaycry> (( yeah, party at 19:00, finale event at 20:00 ))
[18:49] <@Wolfwood> (( Good. ))
[18:50] <Hooded_Figure> (( you forgot to put in xavier's info ))
[18:51] <Dvlmaycry> (( i figure to wait till this is over, and add something i was gonna add after the event anyway ))
[18:52] <Hooded_Figure> (( kay ))
[18:53] <Naocat> (( is it a sexy party ))
[18:56] * Hooded_Figure drinks her tea...looking at the ads
[18:57] <@Wolfwood> (( Oshi-my Dr. Who set came! ))
[18:58] <Dvlmaycry> You sure you're gonna be ok with that?
[18:59] *** @Wolfwood [Visions_Of_Gandhi@Highroad.rr.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:59] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolfwood
[18:59] <+Luna-P> y0 @Wolfwood *** Happy Sex Joke Day!!
[19:00] <Naocat> (( that would be a resounding no ))
[19:00] <Dvlmaycry> (( lol, it repends on your preferences ¯\(º_o)/¯ ))
[19:01] * A the sound of honking can be heard outside
[19:01] * Wolfwood looks at Wolfwood.
[19:01] *** Wolfwood is 23 year old american male with blonde hair and cobalt eyes, dressed in a black suit, white dress shirt and blue tie with black boots . He is the owner and operator of "London's", a Hawaiian / Jamacan themed restraunt in roppongi More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: "You Know My Name" by Chris Cornell.
Wolfwood is an IRC Operator - Channel Administrator
[19:01] <@Wolfwood> I look like a Goverment tool. Like. More then I did before.
[19:02] * A fleet of Limo's begin pulling up outside the house
[19:02] * Hooded_Figure stays up in the tree.
[19:02] * @Wolfwood goes outside
[19:02] * A blonde girl, deck out in a baby blue business suit, with pink high heel pumps exits the first limo
[19:03] *** Dark Magician Girl [kawaiigenkilove@shufflencut.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:03] <+Luna-P> y0 Dark Magician Girl *** Happy Sex Joke Day!!
[19:03] * @Wolfwood raises an eyebrow and then texts Rose
[19:03] <Dark Magician Girl> ♡ HiHi Everyone!!!! ♡
[19:03] <TuxRainbow> Hi Mana
[19:04] <Dark Magician Girl> Who is ready for a party!!!!
[19:04] <@Wolfwood> That is an interesting look for you.
[19:04] <TuxRainbow> Me me me
[19:04] * Hooded_Figure stays up in the tree, is silent.
[19:04] <Dark Magician Girl> Ne, Master thought i should look professional tonight :3
[19:04] <S. Terra> Me
[19:05] <Dvlmaycry> You ready to go babe?
[19:05] <@Wolfwood> Well. It, um *ahem* it works.
[19:05] <Hooded_Figure> i'll go by foot.
[19:05] <Dark Magician Girl> Ne, Please, Enter the limo's when you're ready, Master cleared a closed route for you all with the local police
[19:05] * @Wolfwood gets in the Limo
[19:05] * S. Terra enters the limo
[19:05] <Dark Magician Girl> - the crowds are already so insane -
[19:06] * TuxRainbow enters the limo
[19:06] <Dark Magician Girl> Neee, yingy, ride with us!!!!
[19:06] <Dvlmaycry> What could i hurt 'nessa?
[19:06] * Hooded_Figure refuses.
[19:06] <Dark Magician Girl> It's a long trip though. D:
[19:07] * Dark Magician Girl hops in a limo
[19:07] * Dark Magician Girl is away: SS3 time nao
[19:07] <TuxRainbow> meh, it's ok
[19:07] * @Wolfwood lights a smoke
[19:08] * Hooded_Figure finishes her tea and starts jumping from car to car, following the limo
[19:08] * @Wolfwood is away: ss3
[19:08] *** Hooded_Figure has left #suburbansenshi2
[19:09] * Dvlmaycry is away
[19:11] *** Kalea Twilight [lost_and_confused@UFOhunters.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:11] <+Luna-P> y0 Kalea Twilight *** Happy Sex Joke Day!!
[19:12] <Kalea Twilight> S[BLEEP]T! I'm late!
[19:12] * Kalea Twilight is away: #ss3!
[19:14] * TuxRainbow is away: grande opening
[19:15] * S. Terra is away
[21:27] * Knifeyutensil is here :D
[21:31] <starcat> gasp
[21:34] <Knifeyutensil> hm?
[21:34] <Knifeyutensil> I'm ah- not fond of watching other people play "sports"
[21:35] <starcat> o_O so I see
[21:37] <Knifeyutensil> I'd rather stay in here~ This is my "home" you could say
[21:41] <starcat> stay in the base and all :3
[21:45] <Knifeyutensil> yup
[21:46] <Knifeyutensil> alien landing? stay inside. World war 3? stay inside. Saki? stay inside.
[21:48] *** Natsumi Kensei has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:48] <+Luna-P> y0 Natsumi Kensei *** Happy Sex Joke Day!!
[21:48] <Natsumi Kensei> evening!
[21:50] <starcat> Some aliens are nice though.
[21:51] <starcat> That one's not bad.
[21:53] * Natsumi Kensei gets a coke
[22:06] <starcat> What if you had to have pepsi?
[22:08] <Natsumi Kensei> I don't think I've tried pepsi
[22:08] <Natsumi Kensei> not sure if it would make a diffrence
[22:12] *** Frisbee [???@???.???] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:12] <+Luna-P> y0 Frisbee *** Happy Sex Joke Day!!
[22:12] <Frisbee> ♦ >.>
[22:12] <Frisbee> ♦ <.<
[22:12] * Frisbee tippy-toes into the house.
[22:17] * Natsumi Kensei sips her coke
[22:17] <starcat> Pepsi is to Coke as...uh...
[22:17] <starcat> i don't know.
[22:17] * starcat looks at Frisbee.
[22:17] *** Frisbee is bipedal organism of unknown origin, entirey enclosed in a bright pink isolation suit. He or she is quite short and carries an array of scientific instruments.
hir image Song is: "Frisbee" by Super Furry Animals.
[22:19] * Frisbee freezes! Spotted!
[22:19] <Frisbee> ♦ Eeek!
[22:19] <starcat> Hi.
[22:19] <Frisbee> ♦ Oh... hello!
[22:19] <Natsumi Kensei> hello there
[22:20] * Frisbee looks around furtively.
[22:20] <Frisbee> ♦ Is the warrior queen here?
[22:21] <starcat> the who?
[22:22] <Frisbee> ♦ The ruler of this place!
[22:22] <Frisbee> ♦ I think she said her name was... Knifey?
[22:24] <starcat> Oh.
[22:24] <starcat> She was around, yeah.
[22:24] <Frisbee> ♦ Eeek!
[22:25] <Frisbee> ♦ I don't want to incur her wrath. That would be bad...
[22:26] <starcat> Why would she be angry with you?
[22:27] <Frisbee> ♦ Well, she wanted me to take my suit off, but I can't take it off because I don't have the test results yet...
[22:27] <starcat> Test results?
[22:28] <Natsumi Kensei> have to be careful
[22:29] <Frisbee> ♦ Yes. I need to analyse the data I've gathered about this planet before I know it's safe to take my suit off.
[22:30] <starcat> Oh. Yeah, that's kinda smart.
[22:31] <Frisbee> ♦ She got mad at me. I think she thought I was planning to take over the planet or something...
[22:32] <Frisbee> ♦ But I'm not! I'm just here to study!
[22:33] <Natsumi Kensei> well..there have been alot of aliens who try to take over Earth and such in the past
[22:34] <Frisbee> ♦ But... but surely, they're the exception!
[22:35] <Natsumi Kensei> I would need KATS files to really tell you the amount
[22:35] <Natsumi Kensei> *KAT
[22:35] <starcat> We do have a lot who don't...
[22:36] <Frisbee> ♦ I don't want to cause trouble for people... but at the same time, I need to do my studying...
[22:36] <Natsumi Kensei> that's true
[22:37] <Frisbee> ♦ Everyone was very nice at first! They took off their clothing and let me analyse their genitals!
[22:37] <Natsumi Kensei> I......don't have those...
[22:37] <starcat> o_O DID they now
[22:38] <Frisbee> ♦ Yes! The human called Adam was especially helpful!
[22:39] <starcat> Natsumi are you capable of reproduction
[22:39] <starcat> sexual reproduction
[22:39] <Natsumi Kensei> yes..but it's done diffrently then most species
[22:39] <Natsumi Kensei> ..sorta
[22:39] <starcat> chances are you have genitals then
[22:40] <Frisbee> ♦ Wow, this gets more complicated all the time!
[22:40] <Natsumi Kensei> we share light
[22:41] <Frisbee> ♦ It looks like I was assigned a very complex culture to study!
[22:41] <Frisbee> ♦ The Hutts would have been easier, but this will be a lot more interesting!
[22:41] <starcat> Well, Natsumi isn't from around here.
[22:42] <Natsumi Kensei> yeah..I'm not from this planet
[22:42] <Frisbee> ♦ Ah! So you're an alien too!
[22:42] <Frisbee> ♦ Were they suspicious of you too?
[22:42] <Natsumi Kensei> my brother came here first...
[22:43] <Natsumi Kensei> I think they saw through him rather quickly
[22:44] <starcat> We know our aliens >:3
[22:44] * Frisbee takes notes.
[22:45] <Frisbee> ♦ So... so... People will accept me, right?
[22:45] <Yaijinden> nobody knowwwwwwwws
[22:46] * Frisbee notices the newcomer.
[22:46] <Frisbee> ♦ Hello! It's a pleasure to meet you! I'm here to study you!
[22:46] <starcat> yaijinden is an excellent test subject. >:3
[22:47] <starcat> And yes, chances are, people will accept you. We're nice to nice people.
[22:47] <Frisbee> ♦ Yaaay!
[22:48] * Frisbee does a little spacesuit dance!
[22:48] <starcat> Haha, cute. ^_^
[22:49] <Natsumi Kensei> heh ^^
[22:52] * Frisbee gets down on his/her/its hands and knees and starts scanning the carpet.
[22:53] <starcat> beware. it tastes people. :9
[22:54] <Frisbee> ♦ This floor covering? It has a tongue?
[22:54] * Frisbee scans faster!
[22:54] <starcat> I didn't say that.
[22:55] <Yaijinden> it's not that it has a tongue~
[22:55] <starcat> :]
[22:56] <Frisbee> ♦ Oh! Explain more, please!
[22:58] <starcat> how much more IS there to explain
[22:59] <Yaijinden> you have happened upon a very strange place to begin your study
[22:59] <Yaijinden> some things do not use tongues to taste
[22:59] <Yaijinden> this carpet is one of them
[22:59] <Frisbee> ♦ Is it an intelligent entity?
[23:00] <Yaijinden> as intelligent as any carpet is
[23:01] <Yaijinden> which is to say "God only knows"
[23:01] <starcat> who knows :3
[23:01] <Frisbee> ♦ First genitals, then carpets! This planet is full of mystery!
[23:04] <starcat> FULL of mystery.
[23:06] * Natsumi Kensei nods
[23:07] <Frisbee> ♦ Hee hee! It's hard to know what to study first...
[23:08] <starcat> Language is a nice place to start.
[23:10] <Frisbee> ♦ Ah! Well, fortunately there's a device here acting as a translator for me.
[23:10] <Yaijinden> use of symbols in communication between otherwise-unique minds
[23:11] <Frisbee> ♦ I have my own translator, but unfortunately the only Earth language it can interpret right now is Welsh.
[23:11] <Frisbee> ♦ I... thought that was the dominant language here >.>
[23:11] <starcat> Welsh, eh
[23:12] <starcat> Wales!
[23:13] <Natsumi Kensei> interesting
[23:13] <Frisbee> ♦ This is Wales, isn't it?
[23:14] <Natsumi Kensei> it's Japan
[23:15] <Frisbee> ♦ It's what now?
[23:16] <Natsumi Kensei> a country known as Japan
[23:16] <starcat> Japan.
[23:16] <starcat> An archipelago country off the coast of China and Korea.
[23:16] <Frisbee> ♦ Whaaaaaa?
[23:17] * Frisbee goes back to the maps.
[23:17] <starcat> Home to samurai, ninja, katana, sushi, and the present-day incarnations of the Sailor Senshi.
[23:17] <Frisbee> ♦ Wales... Japan...
[23:17] <Yaijinden> Considered to be part of the Asian continental whole!
[23:17] <Frisbee> ♦ They sort of look similar!
[23:18] <Yaijinden> I suppose with sufficiently loose quantifiers they are similar, yes!
[23:21] <starcat> They're both on islands.
[23:22] <Frisbee> ♦ Yes! Islands! Surrounded by fluid! (Note to self: check if it's water)
[23:23] <starcat> It's water.
[23:23] <starcat> Salt water.
[23:24] <Frisbee> ♦ Thank you!
[23:25] <Frisbee> ♦ You saved me the hassle of going out there and tasting it myself!
[23:26] <starcat> :D!
[23:40] <starcat> I'd offer you food but I don't know if you can eat it.
[23:43] <Frisbee> ♦ I'm not sure either! I'd need to run tests on it first.
[23:43] <Frisbee> ♦ And even then, I'd have to go back to my ship to remove my helmet and eat it...
[23:43] <starcat> Do you know if you have similarities to any of our species yet?
[23:44] <Frisbee> ♦ Well, it depends what you mean by similar...
[23:45] <starcat> Genetic similarities.
[23:45] <Frisbee> ♦ We are similar in some ways, but not in others...
[23:46] <Frisbee> ♦ There does seem to be a basic genetic similarity.
[23:46] <Frisbee> ♦ But... one of the reasons I don't want to remove my suit is that... I'm very different to humans in appearance!
[23:46] <starcat> Ah.
[23:47] <Frisbee> ♦ I don't want to frighten or distress people!
[23:48] * Natsumi Kensei listens
[23:49] <Frisbee> ♦ There are other reasons too, but I don't want to repulse people with my alien appearance.
[23:49] <starcat> We see a lot of weird stuff.
[23:52] <Frisbee> ♦ Hmm... Maybe so.
[23:52] <Frisbee> ♦ But I'd like to avoid causing problems if I can.
[23:53] <starcat> Aww, how courteous.
[00:03] <Natsumi Kensei> how nice ^^
[00:22] <Frisbee> (( GOD they finally killed the bugger! ))
[00:22] <Natsumi Kensei> (( huh? ))
[00:23] <starcat> (( #ss3, I'd presume ))
[00:23] <Frisbee> (( Longest battle ever! ))
[00:24] <Frisbee> (( Galaxia went down in a heartbeat compared to that guy. ))
[00:24] <Natsumi Kensei> (( heh ))
[00:25] <Frisbee> (( Oh wait, he's not quite dead apparently O.O ))
[00:28] <starcat> (( they're never completely dead ))
[00:36] <dooky> There was an old lady from Ryde
[00:36] <dooky> Who ate so many apples, she died
[00:36] <dooky> The apples fermented
[00:36] <dooky> Inside the lamented
[00:36] <dooky> Making cider inside 'er insides
[00:43] <Natsumi Kensei> interesting..poem
[00:50] <starcat> Hahaha!
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[00:55] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolfwood
[00:55] <+Luna-P> y0 @Wolfwood
[00:55] * @Wolfwood holds an ice pack to his head
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[00:56] <+Luna-P> y0 David O`Cain
[00:56] <Natsumi Kensei> hello there
[00:56] <David O`Cain> Hey.
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[00:57] <+Luna-P> y0 Kalea Twilight
[00:57] <@Wolfwood> nnngh.
[00:57] <Kalea Twilight> Yooo...!
[00:57] * starcat waves
[00:58] * @Wolfwood downs some pain killers
[00:58] <David O`Cain> Gonna be alright, Brad?
[00:58] <@Wolfwood> This was my only good suit too. Crap.
[00:58] <@Wolfwood> Yea, just kinda hit my head at the end there.
[00:58] * Frisbee tries to look inconspicuous.
[00:59] * Kalea Twilight just... passes out somewhere.
[00:59] <starcat> aww. ^_^
[00:59] * starcat gets Kalea a pillow and a blanket
[01:00] <@Wolfwood> And I need to think about some things.
[01:00] * starcat gets Wolfwood some hydrogen peroxide for that bloodstain :3
[01:01] <David O`Cain> Sure was a good fight, though.
[01:02] * Kalea Twilight can be heard mumbling "Not the legs!" in her sleep.
[01:03] <@Wolfwood> Thank you?
[01:03] <starcat> all right then, not the legs.
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[01:05] <David O`Cain> So, how's everyone doing this evening?
[01:05] <starcat> I'm exercising! :O
[01:05] * starcat has wii Fit on the TV and is doing yoga :3
[01:07] <@Wolfwood> I'm doing nothing.
[01:08] <David O`Cain> Er, I asked a how question, not what.
[01:08] <Natsumi Kensei> I am fine
[01:08] <starcat> o_o
[01:09] <starcat> If you look hard enough you will find the answer.
[01:09] * starcat continues her yoga <3
[01:09] <David O`Cain> starcat - In that case, looks like you're doing alright.
[01:09] <@Wolfwood> i'm splended. And bleeding slightly!
[01:13] * David O`Cain gets a medkit and starts bandaging up Brad's wounds
[01:13] <@Wolfwood> Good fun all around!
[01:13] <@Wolfwood> No no, i'm fine.
[01:13] <@Wolfwood> Just leave me be.
[01:14] <David O`Cain> Alright. Just wanted to make sure they didn't get infected.
[01:23] <starcat> hm.
[01:24] <starcat> You know, I've kinda got the fail tonight.
[01:24] <starcat> didn't even manage to wake up in time to go fight the good fight.
[01:24] * starcat turns off the TV and flops on the sofa
[01:25] <starcat> Hooray, I suck.
[01:25] <starcat> I'm gonna stick to the blankets-and-cookies detail in the future. sigh.
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[01:36] <starcat> so they leave.
[01:36] <starcat> THANKS GUYS NICE TO KNOW YOU CARE
[01:36] <starcat> IT'S REALLY REFRESHING
[01:36] <starcat> Bah, whatever.
[01:36] <starcat> They've got their own issues.
[01:37] <starcat> And hey, they went and helped!
[01:38] <Natsumi Kensei> I'm still here
[01:39] <starcat> but you're not doing anything either.
[01:39] <Natsumi Kensei> ah
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[01:45] <starcat> see
[01:54] <starcat> >:[
[01:54] * starcat mutters angrily at herself and gets a cup of tea
[02:16] <jcr661> .
[02:17] * jcr661 searchers the horizon for signs of life
[02:17] <starcat> - mope mope mope useless mope mope stupid -
[02:17] <starcat> - mope mope selfish bugger mope -
[02:17] <starcat> the life isn't on the horizon, bucky, it's right here
[02:18] <jcr661> aha
[02:18] <jcr661> so whats on your mind today?
[02:18] <jcr661> or tonight i should say
[02:19] <starcat> Failure.
[02:20] <jcr661> ouch
[02:20] <jcr661> personally i have a huge fear of failure
[02:21] <starcat> really
[02:22] <jcr661> yeah.....
[02:22] <jcr661> fear of failing at life, school, realtionships, a lot of things
[02:22] <jcr661> so far, fear of failure has kept me out of attening law school right now so i enrolled in a masters program
[02:23] <jcr661> I HATE standerized tests with all my might
[02:23] <starcat> huh
[02:24] <jcr661> makes no sense to me, graduated manga cum laude, top 1% of my class, and i still cant spell correctly.
[02:24] <jcr661> i digress, anyways you were saying...
[02:24] <starcat> do you have firefox
[02:24] <starcat> because you can get spellcheck for it
[02:25] <jcr661> so true, become to dependent on technology.
[02:26] <jcr661> i just got home, my friend Mandy want to go out drinking tonight so she need some 1 to watch her kid, so of course she calls me because i never do anyhting anyways
[02:27] <starcat> so what will you do about it
[02:29] <jcr661> nothing, i have never said no to her, one of the few people i call a friend, even if it is seems like she uses me . At least she calls me once every few months to see if i am still alive.
[02:29] <starcat> hooray for being still alive
[02:30] <jcr661> Hell, she is the only person that calls me outside of random people calling me wanting something
[02:30] <jcr661> yeah...being alive.....
[02:31] <jcr661> have you ever thought about how insignifcant we are in this huge universe?
[02:31] <jcr661> how we as humans are only a fraction of a fraction on the geologic time scale.
[02:32] <jcr661> that about of life and death that has happened before us, and how we claim to be our own masters
[02:32] <starcat> yup.
[02:33] <jcr661> so whats your take on it?
[02:34] <starcat> do something useful with your hands so that fifty years from now, even if you're dead, something you did will be around.
[02:34] <starcat> extend y our life just that much longer.
[02:34] <jcr661> hell, i forgot to ask, but did you already air that episode of you kniting that "mysterious item"
[02:35] <starcat> yep.
[02:35] <starcat> it's a worry hat.
[02:35] <starcat> it's done.
[02:35] <jcr661> damn i missed it
[02:37] <jcr661> getting back to my little rant and your reponse. I have herd that response many times. Creating an extenshion of your self that might surpass your life.
[02:38] <starcat> it's a delusion that passes the time nicely.
[02:38] <jcr661> for some strange reason i belive people have been thinking that way since humanity began.
[02:39] <jcr661> i do see your point tho.
[02:39] <jcr661> however, i do get tired of lieing to my self and passing the time with idle distractions of life to avoid the truth of the matter
[02:42] * starcat shrugs
[02:42] <starcat> well, to each his own
[02:42] <jcr661> good answer
[02:42] <jcr661> iconic of our western train of thought
[02:43] <jcr661> so anyways, enought of this banter i can argue with my self about this tomorrow, no need to drag you into this
[02:43] <starcat> I have nothing better to do than wallow in my own thoughts.
[02:44] <starcat> I need an escape.
[02:45] <jcr661> well personally, sailor moon has been my only escape from the distructive nature of my own thoughts that torment my soul.
[02:45] <jcr661> drugs, religion, alchol have all failed
[02:46] <jcr661> school keeps me busy and i like learning because it challenging, but when its over the pain returns
[02:47] <starcat> Sailor Moon is pretty relaxing.
[02:48] <jcr661> for some strange reason, Usagi makes me smile and life is almost worth living.
[02:49] <jcr661> i wish i smiled more
[02:49] <starcat> It's silly, but heartwarming.
[02:50] * starcat offers hugs
[02:51] * jcr661 smiles
[02:51] * jcr661 accepts the hug
[02:51] <starcat> ^_^
[02:52] <jcr661> thax star
[02:52] <starcat> You're welcome.
[02:54] <jcr661> strange, but i feel a little better
[02:54] <starcat> happens sometimes.
[02:55] <jcr661> i be honest, but its a little weird when it does happen. Becaue it never happens
[02:56] <starcat> well, it does tonight.
[02:56] <jcr661> well i have hung out here for 4 yrs and i have never really talked in the chat rooms
[02:57] <starcat> we're some cool people.
[02:58] <jcr661> thats why i just kept coming back
[02:58] <starcat> x is awesome even if he's not around a lot.
[02:58] <jcr661> i must admit, it is quite amusing to read ya'lls dialoge
[02:59] <starcat> must be weird.
[03:01] <jcr661> sometimes i get lost, but other than that its just funny to see all the diffrent peronalities.
[03:01] <jcr661> well i get lost a lot i should say.............
[03:01] <starcat> haha. I would expect so. ^_^
[03:01] <starcat> Even i don't understand it all the time. It's a complex place.
[03:02] <jcr661> someone had to explain what role playing to me was at one point before i started to understand why there some many weird ppl here
[03:02] <jcr661> lol*
[03:04] <starcat> But at the same time...
[03:04] <starcat> it's really not just a roleplay.
[03:04] <starcat> A lot of times it's more chatting as different people. It's nice.
[03:06] <jcr661> i have never been a chat room person. Never that talkative ever. don't know why, just been that way
[03:07] <jcr661> probably because i don't know anyone. lol*
[03:09] <jcr661> come tomorrow i wonder how much of texas is going to be under water. Funny, thing is that i welcome the hurricane because we need the rain.
[03:10] <jcr661> where i live we are gonna get some heavy rain and hurricane force winds
[03:13] * starcat sighs
[03:14] <starcat> me too.
[03:14] <starcat> I'm going to get a lot of rain tomorrow.
[03:15] <jcr661> u from texas?
[03:15] <starcat> not exactly, but I'm here now.
[03:16] <jcr661> wow, anyone who ends up in texas has a purpose some say.
[03:17] <jcr661> ya like texas?
[03:17] <jcr661> wow, thats a loaded question
[03:18] * starcat shrugs
[03:18] <starcat> it's a state.
[03:18] <starcat> It's nice enough. The area where I live is more built-up than the place I lived before, so that's nice.
[03:19] <starcat> The buildings and stuff aren't very pretty, though.
[03:19] <starcat> I haven't been to any of the big cities.
[03:19] <jcr661> agreed
[03:19] <jcr661> i liked london when i was there, but i can't stand the government
[03:20] <jcr661> Paris was ok, but can't live with the French
[03:21] <jcr661> Rome was just a pretty city in a really poor country
[03:23] <starcat> ah.
[03:23] <starcat> jcr, I see you in #ss3
[03:23] <starcat> please move
[03:24] <starcat> they're busy right now.
[03:25] <jcr661> wow just figured out there was another chat room
[03:25] <jcr661> sorry, exploring got me in trouble...
[03:25] <starcat> there are many more, but that one is occupied, so please don't return to it.
[03:25] <starcat> or if you do, don't talk...
[03:26] <starcat> Two more are the gingaplex and the budokai.
[03:26] <starcat> and there is one more public one that is kept in the secluded shadowy depths of the internet.
[03:27] <jcr661> 3 more?
[03:28] <starcat> three more.
[03:28] <starcat> the gingaplex is where we watch movies together.
[03:29] <starcat> Sailor Moon is shown Sundays and Wednesdays at 20:00.
[03:30] <jcr661> thats neat, never knew about them
[03:33] * starcat nods
[03:33] <starcat> there's more than meets the eye.
[03:34] <jcr661> well i can never naviage websites, don't know whats a button or just decoration
[03:35] <starcat> try clicking it.
[03:39] <jcr661> so many buttons
[03:40] <jcr661> wow the clock talks
[03:41] <starcat> Yeah.
[03:50] <jcr661> wow its late
[03:51] <jcr661> yet i still cant sleep
[03:52] <starcat> HAH
[03:52] <starcat> you think THIS is late?
[03:53] <jcr661> yeah its real late.
[03:53] <jcr661> i tend to go to bed around 9-10pm
[03:54] <jcr661> i take it your a night person
[03:54] <starcat> I don't go to bed until five or six am.
[03:54] <jcr661> ..............
[03:54] <starcat> Can't get to sleep much sooner.
[03:54] <starcat> I've always been a night person but this is ridiculous even for me.
[03:55] <jcr661> i wake up at 5
[03:56] <jcr661> dear lord... what do you do all night?
[03:57] <starcat> Play video games. Talk to people. Upload Sailor Moon.
[03:58] <starcat> Prepare ungodly long emails on my upcoming storyarc.
[03:58] <starcat> Read the Real Life Comics archives.
[03:58] <starcat> Read the Sakura Taisen Let's Play.
[03:59] <starcat> I worry.
[04:00] * starcat shrugs.
[04:00] <starcat> It's going to change soon.
[04:00] <jcr661> how so? you getting married?
[04:02] <starcat> hahahaha, no.
[04:02] <starcat> No, I'm moving, and getting on with doing productive things.
[04:03] <jcr661> proactive
[04:03] <starcat> If you like.
[04:04] <jcr661> these "productive things"
[04:04] <jcr661> like solving world issues, or knittings new patterns?
[04:05] * starcat shrugs
[04:05] <starcat> Just...things.
[04:05] <starcat> Life things.
[04:05] <starcat> Like waking up in the morning and going outside.
[04:05] <jcr661> ah a combo of both i see
[04:06] <jcr661> its funny, but i have lost a lot of intrest in the things i useto love to do
[04:07] <jcr661> For example, i love to fly-fish, but i just stoped all of a sudden. Today i went fishing for the first time in a long time. And well, i just don't seem to get the same joy out of it as i remember
[04:07] <starcat> then it's time to find something new.
[04:08] <jcr661> i did, i took up shooting. Went out got me a new 22 rifle and starting shooting. Just not as fun as i thought it be.
[04:08] <jcr661> i did that last month
[04:09] <jcr661> Sqeezing joy out of life is getting harder these days
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[04:12] <+Luna-P> y0 Zarmyn
[04:12] <Zarmyn> Um, hi
[04:12] <starcat> Hi.
[04:13] <jcr661> lol* getting married. if that doesn't change you life, then something is wrong
[04:13] <Zarmyn> Not still mad at me are you?
[04:13] <starcat> Oh you'll find out if I'm still mad at you. :3
[04:14] <starcat> The only way to get me unmad at you is to change your ways. :3
[04:14] <Zarmyn> I have't been causing any trouble
[04:15] <Zarmyn> Not lately anyway
[04:15] <starcat> You haven't been in.
[04:15] <starcat> and your definition of "lately" differs from mine.
[04:16] <Zarmyn> I've been reevaluating my plans
[04:17] <starcat> Nice.
[04:17] <Zarmyn> Isn't that an improvement?
[04:18] <Zarmyn> Um hello, are you going to say any thing?
[04:18] <starcat> re-evaluating technically doesn't mean anything else but looking them over one more time.
[04:18] <starcat> So, no, I can't really say that based on the information given. :)
[04:19] <starcat> It is nice to see that you're attempting to put in effort, though.
[04:19] <starcat> And.
[04:19] <starcat> Be patient.
[04:19] <starcat> I am lagged, and I am doing other things, like feeding myself.
[04:19] <Zarmyn> Okay then, REWORKING them
[04:19] <starcat> I don't know if you know this but sometimes people have to eat so they don't die.
[04:20] * jcr661 snickers at the obvious
[04:21] <Zarmyn> Guess what?
[04:23] <Zarmyn> I've got an evil minion working for me now.
[04:23] <starcat> Really? Who is he?
[04:24] <Zarmyn> It's a she.
[04:25] <Zarmyn> She's here right now, care to meet her?
[04:27] <Zarmyn> I'll take that as a yes
[04:27] <jcr661> surprise
[04:28] <Zarmyn> You can come in now, Zultan.
[04:27] <starcat> That was an "excuuuuse me princess" that got lost in the void.
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[04:28] <+Luna-P> y0 Zultan
[04:28] <Zultan> Hello
[04:28] * starcat looks at zultan.
[04:28] *** zultan is no one
[04:28] <starcat> and where did you spring from
[04:29] <Zarmyn> That is a secret between me and Zultan.
[04:30] <starcat> so you stole her out of a fortune-telling machine, did you
[04:31] <Zarmyn> Let's just say she is my assistant.
[04:32] <Zarmyn> My Kaorinite as it were.
[04:33] <Zarmyn> Isn't that right, Zultan?
[04:33] <starcat> Uh-huh.
[04:33] <Zultan> Sure boss, whenever you say.
[04:34] <Zarmyn> She's quite obedient to me.
[04:34] <starcat> I'm sure.
[04:35] <Zarmyn> And she's going to help me with my goal.
[04:35] <Zultan> You mean helping?
[04:35] <starcat> how so?
[04:35] <Zarmyn> That's what I meant to say
[04:36] <Zarmyn> By carrying out tasks for me while I plot in the shadows.
[04:37] <starcat> utilitarian.
[04:37] <Zultan> Yeah, my job is supposed to be, um whatever he wants me to be.
[04:38] <starcat> aaaaaanything, eh
[04:39] <Zarmyn> Are you impressed?
[04:39] <starcat> Do you want me to pretend to be?
[04:40] <Zarmyn> Yeah
[04:40] <Zarmyn> You didn't think I was charismatic enough to get followers.
[04:40] <starcat> I haven't seen anything yet that tells me she is more than some sort of artificial construct.
[04:41] <Zarmyn> How can you tell that?
[04:42] * starcat smiles.
[04:42] <starcat> A scientist doesn't give out her ideas so freely until she has the proof to back them up.
[04:43] <Zultan> I am a real person.
[04:43] <Zultan> and i'm just as much a girl as you are.
[04:43] * starcat smiles wider
[04:43] <starcat> Did you know, that answer makes it even more suspicious?
[04:43] <starcat> and how do you, truly, know that I am a girl?
[04:44] <starcat> How do you know that I am not some chaotic shapeshifter from another world who merely takes this form to amuse myself?
[04:44] <Zultan> Because the boss told me, that 90% of the people here were girls.
[04:45] <starcat> I could be an angel, or a demon -- sexless creatures who are nonetheless sentient.
[04:45] <starcat> That's quite a false statement.
[04:45] <Zarmyn> You sound like a girl.
[04:45] <starcat> The ratio is far more balanced than that.
[04:46] <Zultan> I think he means you write with womanly intuition.
[04:46] <starcat> Do you trust your ears? Your brain?
[04:46] <starcat> I think I sound like a soul, with a brain, who thinks and responds.
[04:46] <Zarmyn> Yeah
[04:46] <starcat> Genders are just another set of labels.
[04:47] * jcr661 waves goodnight to starcat, and expresses thanks for the late night company.
[04:47] <Zarmyn> Prove to me you're not a girl.
[04:47] <starcat> prove to me I am.
[04:47] <starcat> Good night, jcr. I hope you sleep well.
[04:47] <starcat> I'll be up late until next Tuesday if you want to talk more, and possibly after that as well.
[04:48] <Zarmyn> Show me a picture of yourself.
[04:48] <starcat> No. I refuse.
[04:49] <Zarmyn> Your girl then.
[04:49] <Zarmyn> You're just plain hard to get.
[04:49] <starcat> No.
[04:49] <starcat> I value my privacy.
[04:49] <Zarmyn> That's what girls do.
[04:49] <starcat> I do not enjoy sending strangers pictures of myself.
[04:49] <starcat> As for "hard to get" -- I'm gotten.
[04:50] <Zarmyn> I know you're secretly in love with me.
[04:50] <Zarmyn> While you like talking to me?
[04:50] <starcat> I don't believe he would tell you it was hard, either.
[04:51] <Zultan> That wasn't a very smart thing to say boss.
[04:51] <@MidnightR0NiN> ...
[04:51] <@MidnightR0NiN> you are very unlucky i am still awake
[04:51] <starcat> I don't stay up late to talk to you. I talk to you because I stay up late, and it's saner than talking to myself.
[04:52] <@MidnightR0NiN> you are even more unlucky that you are talking to this particular visitor like that.
[04:52] <starcat> I do not appreciate your smarmy assumptions that I am 'in love' with you.
[04:52] <starcat> I do not love lightly.
[04:52] <starcat> I do not hate lightly, either.
[04:52] <starcat> I will say, however, that you are drifting to the negative end of my relationship spectrum.
[04:53] <Zarmyn> I was... just kidding?
[04:54] <starcat> Phrase your jokes better.
[04:54] <Zultan> You should apologize to her boss.
[04:55] <Zarmyn> Don't tell me what to do lackey!
[04:55] <starcat> I would not accept it.
[04:56] <Zultan> Can I apologize for him?
[04:56] <starcat> I do not like when other people tell me who I am and what I am doing when they do not know me.
[04:56] <starcat> And you, dear half-wit, do not know me in the slightest.
[04:56] <starcat> I would not accept it.
[04:57] <Zarmyn> I came try and guess
[04:57] <Zarmyn> I mean can
[04:57] <starcat> Guess what? Who I am? How I think?
[04:57] <starcat> What secrets lurk in the recesses of my heart?
[04:58] <Zarmyn> Yes
[04:58] <Zarmyn> That's what I do with people
[04:58] <starcat> You may guess all you like, but I doubt you will discover anything.
[04:59] <starcat> There are people here whom I have known for years. They don't know everything about me.
[04:59] * starcat tilts her head and smiles faintly
[04:59] <starcat> You may try, though.
[05:00] <Zarmyn> You ARE a girl!
[05:00] <Zarmyn> I knew my intuition was right
[05:00] <starcat> I do identify as female, yes.
[05:00] <starcat> But does that mean I am a girl, or simply a boy who wishes to be?
[05:01] <Zarmyn> That's creepy
[05:02] <Zarmyn> Come on tell me a really a girl
[05:01] <starcat> That's life.
[05:02] <starcat> I said you were permitted to guess. I did not say that I would affirm your guesses.
[05:03] <Zarmyn> Can I ask you a personal question you would only ask a girl?
[05:03] <starcat> I fail to see what sort you wouldn't ask a man, but you may.
[05:04] <Zarmyn> What's your favorite kind of dress?
[05:04] <starcat> A certain kind of man could give you an answer to that just as simply as a woman.
[05:05] <starcat> And my answer -- I like dresses that look good on me.
[05:05] <Zarmyn> Um you have a bosom right?
[05:06] * starcat blinks slowly
[05:06] <starcat> There are flat-chested girls, and men with moobs, and men who wear falsies.
[05:07] <starcat> You're not very good at this.
[05:07] <Zarmyn> You have time of the month right?
[05:08] <starcat> Yes, it's the second week. September 13th by now; the calendar page has flipped.
[05:08] <starcat> Or were you inquiring about menstrual cycles?
[05:09] <Zarmyn> The second thing
[05:09] <Zarmyn> And least that's what I think it is
[05:09] <starcat> well, now.
[05:09] <starcat> if I answered that, it would be a dead giveaway, so I shan't.
[05:10] <Zarmyn> If Zultan says you're a girl than your girl.
[05:11] <Zarmyn> Because she's always right in her predictions.
[05:11] <Zultan> Yeah, never had a wrong one yet.
[05:11] <starcat> Zultan is all-knowing, hm? fascinating.
[05:11] <starcat> What's my favorite color?
[05:12] <Zultan> Um... orange?
[05:12] <starcat> Wrong.
[05:12] <Zultan> Yellow?
[05:12] <starcat> Close, but wrong.
[05:13] <Zultan> Green?
[05:13] <starcat> Orange is second-favorite, and half of the favorite color combination.
[05:13] <starcat> Yellow is completely, absolutely wrong.
[05:13] <starcat> And now you are guessing.
[05:13] <Zultan> Blue?
[05:14] <Zultan> Red?
[05:14] <starcat> You can't guess until you get it right and claim that as a win.
[05:14] <Zultan> Mavue?
[05:14] <starcat> You must know, and you do not.
[05:14] <starcat> Therefore, your other statements cannot be taken to be 100% accurate. They may, in fact, still be accurate -- but they might not be.
[05:16] <Zultan> Black?
[05:16] <Zultan> Gray?
[05:16] <Zultan> Purple?
[05:16] <starcat> Why have you kept going?
[05:17] <Zarmyn> You're embarrassing me, Zultan.
[05:17] <Zarmyn> Get it right or are going to have to discipline you!
[05:17] <Zultan> Rainbow colored?
[05:17] <starcat> You have been proven to be fallible.
[05:18] * Guu watches, quite entertained.
[05:18] <Zultan> You've destroyed my boss's faith in me.
[05:18] <starcat> No. :)
[05:19] <starcat> You destroyed it yourself by claiming more than you have.
[05:19] <starcat> Greed and pride are dangerously tied together.
[05:19] <Zultan> Your favorite color is neon pink right? RIGHT!
[05:20] <starcat> I do enjoy the day-glo shades, yes, but it's not my favorite.
[05:21] <Zultan> Come on my jobs at stake here! He'll kill me if fail!
[05:22] <Guu> Zultan is soooooo creepy.
[05:22] <starcat> You should not have claimed more gifts than you were given, or could achieve.
[05:22] <Zultan> it's Lavender!
[05:23] <starcat> You know, even if you guess it now -- under the presumption that you have not already guessed it, of course -- I would not tell you.
[05:23] <Zarmyn> ZZZZUUULTAN!
[05:23] <Zultan> Lord Zarmyn! Have mercy on me!
[05:24] <Zarmyn> I can have no failures in my organization!
[05:24] <Guu> - Finish her! -
[05:24] <Zarmyn> You must be made an example of!
[05:24] <Guu> - Or him! Since we've yet to establish that... -
[05:24] <starcat> then you had better get out of it, Zarmyn.
[05:25] <Guu> - Heh! -
[05:25] * Guu looks at Zultan.
[05:25] *** Zultan is no one
[05:25] <Zarmyn> Get out of what?
[05:25] <Guu> - Tch. -
[05:25] <starcat> Zultan claims to be female.
[05:25] <starcat> Your organization.
[05:28] <Zarmyn> Yes my organization, the Dark Dead Shadow Kingdom Clan Circus Busters!
[05:28] <starcat> Wow. I'm really impressed.
[05:29] <Guu> - No Makaiju reference? You suck. -
[05:28] <starcat> I didn't know it was possible to have a semi-sentient being made entirely from physical fail.
[05:29] <starcat> You learn something new every day. ^_^
[05:30] <Zultan> Please give me another chance, Lord Zarmyn! I'll get you anything you want!
[05:30] <starcat> "Then get me...a soda." Zarmyn proclaimed dramatically.
[05:31] <Zarmyn> I GIVE THE ORDER orS!
[05:31] <Zarmyn> Stupid typo
[05:31] <starcat> "But not one that's too cold. Or too warm." he continued. "And it needs to have a color. It can't be simply clear. I demand perfection, and perfection is artificial coloring."
[05:32] <Guu> - Zultan recoiled in horror. This would be the greatest teast of her abilities yet! -
[05:32] <Guu> - Test teast taste. DELICIOUS. -
[05:33] <Zarmyn> On second thought, I think maybe I will spare you.
[05:33] <starcat> :9
[05:33] <Zarmyn> Because if I kill you, I'll be alone again in my organization.
[05:33] <Zarmyn> Which would mean I would have no one to boss around.
[05:34] <Guu> - Hey starcat, remember Draken? -
[05:34] <Guu> - He was entertaining. -
[05:34] * starcat thinks
[05:34] <starcat> I...think I might? Not really, though...did he ever go by any other names?
[05:35] <Guu> - He had another name, but I don't really recall it. He was mainly on around summer 2005... -
[05:36] <starcat> Oooh. 2005 was a bad year for me. I moved houses across town.
[05:37] <Guu> - He had a Deviantart page, featuring art of his character that was limited to a small, disembodied head. With a notice saying "Please do not use this character for hentai!" -
[05:38] <Guu> - He was big on enthusiasm and short on... most other stuff. He was probably about 12. But I always remember him as a sincere - if highly inept - newbie. -
[05:39] <starcat> Aww.
[05:40] <Guu> - I dunno, I was just thinking about him recently. -
[05:40] <starcat> heh.
[05:42] <Zarmyn> I'm tired
[05:43] <Zarmyn> Are you tired?
[05:43] <starcat> Never.
[05:43] <starcat> I don't sleep.
[05:43] <starcat> I'm back on chems that make it so that I can have almost 24/7 productivity.
[05:44] <Zarmyn> I'm going to bed
[05:44] <starcat> It does mean that I can't eat, though.
[05:44] <starcat> Which sucks. I rather like food.
[05:46] <Guu> - Hmm, I wonder... -
[05:46] * Guu looks at Zarmyn.
[05:46] *** Zarmyn is yourname is a sound that brings fear and despair to those who hear it across the universe
His image Song is: When Your Evil by Voltaire.
[05:46] <Guu> - Yeah, thought so. -
[05:47] <Zarmyn> Zultan, put me to bed
[05:47] <Zultan> Sure boss
[05:48] *** Zultan has quit IRC
[05:49] <Guu> - Your minion tucks you into bed? Awwwww... -
[05:49] <Zarmyn> Are you making fun of me?
[05:49] <starcat> That's...cute, and yet...pathetic.
[05:50] <Guu> - You've only just noticed this? -
[05:50] <Zarmyn> Well she's my maid too.
[05:51] <Zarmyn> I'm going to bed now.
[05:51] * Zarmyn goes to bed
[05:51] <starcat> "maid" eh
[05:51] <starcat> Good night.
[05:52] <Zarmyn> Sing me a lullaby
[05:52] * starcat is now known as BelgianMaidstarcat
[05:52] <starcat> ^_~
[05:52] <starcat> (( bugger cookies with a hot poker ))
[05:52] <BelgianMaidstarcat> so there :3
[05:53] <Zarmyn> Sing me a lullaby
[05:53] <Zarmyn> So I can go to sleep
[05:54] <BelgianMaidstarcat> get your own maid to do it
[05:54] <BelgianMaidstarcat> you wouldn't like my lullaby
[05:55] <Zarmyn> Your mean I'm telling my mom, Queen Metallia!
[05:55] *** Zarmyn [0] has quit IRC
[05:56] <BelgianMaidstarcat> Guuuuuuu! He's gonna tell his mommy!
[05:56] <BelgianMaidstarcat> Who is, to my knowledge, dead!
[05:59] <Guu> - Heh. -
[06:00] <Guu> (( Bah, it is now so late that everyone is awake again and making me do stuff! ))
[06:00] <BelgianMaidstarcat> (( I get there sometimes. Then I pretend I didn't. ))
[06:00] <Guu> (( I will return tonight. Maybe I'll try to draw that character of mine. Oh well. ))
[06:01] *** Guu [guusama@piyonet.ju] has left #suburbansenshi2 (If I wasn't chaotic-neutral, I'd feel really bad about this. But fortunately, it's REALLY funny.)
[06:01] <BelgianMaidstarcat> (( Good luck. Have fun. Bye-bye! ))
[07:14] * BelgianMaidstarcat is away
[08:08] * Black_Paladin looks at The White Phoenix of the Crown.
[08:08] *** The White Phoenix of the Crown is powerful and ultimate form of Sailor Phoenix, Dark Phoenix, and YingGirl. She posses most of the powers of the M'Kraan Crystal, as well being a guardian to the legendary Phoenix. She is well trainned, to use her powers for good as she watches the world. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: "Indestructible" by Matthew Good Band.
[08:09] *** Black_Paladin [mage_dragoon@duelacademia.ed.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (coffee and tv)
[12:43] <@Mango-chan> (( MIKE, SHAL, AND WHOEVER ELSE IS PLAYING HOLIC if you guys still are playing holic ))
[12:43] <@Mango-chan> (( My antivirus JUST picked up that a file in the game has a trojan. ))
[12:43] <TuxRainbow> (( Funny, my virus didn't ))
[12:44] * TuxRainbow uses AVG
[12:44] <@Mango-chan> (( so plz be careful, and check your antivirus. ))
[12:44] * TuxRainbow will check later
[12:44] <@Mango-chan> (( I use symantic ))
[12:44] <TuxRainbow> (( but my other comp hsn't updated in days ))
[12:44] <TuxRainbow> (( Ah... ))
[12:45] <TuxRainbow> (( hasn't ))
[12:45] * TuxRainbow turns on his other comp to check something
[12:47] <TuxRainbow> (( gotta load IE and run it... ))
[12:48] * TuxRainbow waits
[12:49] * TuxRainbow is on the Holic site, about to log in
[12:50] * TuxRainbow is connected, and updated, now running Holic
[12:51] <Guu> (( In my experience this is likely to be a false positive. ))
[12:51] <TuxRainbow> (( stupid computer... ))
[12:51] <Guu> (( Still, can't hurt to check. ))
[12:52] <TuxRainbow> (( nm ))
[12:52] <TuxRainbow> (( load time is hell on my other computer ))
[12:53] * TuxRainbow waits more
[12:55] * TuxRainbow tries again, darn computer
[12:56] <Knifeyutensil> (( does anyone know if J-list is the only where you can get those high school briefcase bags? ))
[12:56] <Knifeyutensil> (( place^ not where.. ))
[12:57] * TuxRainbow reloads IE
[13:00] <Knifeyutensil> [URL]
[13:07] <TuxRainbow> (( ah, there we go ))
[13:07] * TuxRainbow waits again
[13:09] <TuxRainbow> doot doot doot... wait wait wait...
[13:11] <TuxRainbow> (( loading screen... ))
[13:11] <TuxRainbow> (( no problem here, I am on my monk ))
[13:16] <TuxRainbow> (( pet leveled :) ))
[14:03] <Yaijinden> .-.
[14:04] <TuxRainbow> Hello, Yai
[14:26] * TuxRainbow lags :/
[14:27] *** Zarmyn has joined #suburbansenshi2
[14:27] <+Luna-P> y0 Zarmyn
[14:27] <Zarmyn> Hi
[14:30] <Zarmyn> Hello, anyoe home?
[14:30] <Zarmyn> Guess not
[14:32] <Zarmyn> If no one is here, that means.....
[14:33] <Zarmyn> This chatroom is MINE!
[14:34] * Zarmyn plants a flag in ground wilth a large Z on it.
[14:35] * TuxRainbow burns the flag
[14:37] <Zarmyn> Hey, that was expensive!
[14:37] * Zarmyn gets out of replacement flag.
[14:38] *** Taki Kensei [Officer06@KAT.gov.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[14:38] <+Luna-P> y0 Taki Kensei
[14:38] * Taki Kensei walks in, wearing a small bandage over his forehead
[14:38] <TuxRainbow> I'll just keep burning them until you go broke...
[14:38] * TuxRainbow has a torch lit
[14:39] * TuxRainbow burns more flags
[14:39] <TuxRainbow> What's up Taki?
[14:39] * Zarmyn pulls out a million flags and sticks them in the ground
[14:39] <TuxRainbow> Protest the Chatroom takeover...
[14:40] <Taki Kensei> not much...just recovered
[14:40] <Taki Kensei> ????
[14:40] * TuxRainbow keeps burning
[14:41] <Zarmyn> I was going to claim this chat room for myself by being the virtue of the only one here
[14:41] <Taki Kensei> what's going on????
[14:41] <Zarmyn> And now you two just had a come and ruin it.
[14:41] <TuxRainbow> Hostile takeover
[14:41] * TuxRainbow grins :D
[14:43] <Zarmyn> I've got an infinite number of flags
[14:43] <Taki Kensei> a flag is simply a flag
[14:44] <Zarmyn> Its to proclaim my conquest of this place
[14:45] * Taki Kensei just blinks a bit
[14:46] <TuxRainbow> Blah blah blah...
[14:46] <Zarmyn> I'm a conqueror, I conqueror things. It's my profession.
[14:49] <Zarmyn> I was going to make this place, the Kingdom of Zarmaina with means at its absolute ruler.
[14:50] <Zarmyn> I mean me not means
[14:50] <TuxRainbow> You rule nothing now
[14:52] <Zarmyn> I just have to wait for until you are gone and I'm all alone again
[14:52] <Zarmyn> Then I can start all over again
[14:53] <TuxRainbow> Someone will stop you
[14:53] * Taki Kensei grabs some a coke
[14:54] <Zarmyn> I've got my own army of monsters of the day. Doesn't that scare you?
[14:54] <TuxRainbow> mm
[14:54] <TuxRainbow> no
[14:55] <Taki Kensei> I've faced quite alot of monsters....of the larger varity
[14:56] <Taki Kensei> >>
[14:58] <Kalea Twilight> We've kicked the asses of far less pathetic things than you.
[14:58] *** Kalea Twilight [lost_and_confused@UFOhunters.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[14:58] <+Luna-P> y0 Kalea Twilight
[14:59] <TuxRainbow> Hello
[15:00] <Kalea Twilight> Yo!
[15:04] <Zarmyn> Hi there
[15:06] <Zarmyn> It's me again
[15:07] <Zarmyn> Don't have anything to say to me?
[15:11] <Zarmyn> Hello, is anyone still here?
[15:12] <Zarmyn> I guess this means this place is mine again
[15:12] <Taki Kensei> I'm still here
[15:12] <TuxRainbow> Not yet
[15:13] <Zarmyn> Then converse with me.
[15:13] <TuxRainbow> why should I?
[15:14] <Zarmyn> Because
[15:14] <TuxRainbow> Not a good reason
[15:14] <Zarmyn> Because I say so
[15:15] <Kalea Twilight> Not good enough~ ♪
[15:15] <Taki Kensei> isn't that pushing it a bit
[15:15] <Zarmyn> I'm an Evil Overlord
[15:15] <TuxRainbow> Maybe
[15:16] <Zarmyn> And I say talk to me
[15:16] <Kalea Twilight> So what?
[15:17] <TuxRainbow> Is this how you took over your last world / land/ island?
[15:17] <Kalea Twilight> Pathetic.
[15:18] <Kalea Twilight> The last guy was actually worth fighting.
[15:18] <Zarmyn> I've got my own evil minion, Zultan!
[15:19] <Kalea Twilight> You should see what we did to the last guy's minions.
[15:19] <Zarmyn> and my own organization, The Dark Dead Shadow Kingdom Clan Circus Busters!
[15:20] <TuxRainbow> Sounds like an amalgam of crud
[15:20] <Taki Kensei> that's rather long
[15:20] <Kalea Twilight> Now you just sound stupid.
[15:21] <Kalea Twilight> The Black Sea had a much better ring to its name.
[15:22] <TuxRainbow> Yeah, and at least their guys had bite (excuse that one)
[15:22] <Kalea Twilight> They weren't all talk like this guy.
[15:22] <Zarmyn> Okay then, how about the Empire of Evil?
[15:22] <Kalea Twilight> That's for sure.
[15:23] <Kalea Twilight> And that sounds cliche.
[15:23] <TuxRainbow> Sounds better, I guess
[15:24] <Zarmyn> What can I do to become a formidable villain in your eyes?
[15:24] * TuxRainbow shrugs
[15:24] <Kalea Twilight> ...Actually do something?
[15:24] <Kalea Twilight> Somthing original.
[15:25] <TuxRainbow> Come up with a decent evil plan and we will talk
[15:25] <Kalea Twilight> Something that isn't godmodding.
[15:25] <Zarmyn> Like dropping the moon on you?
[15:25] <TuxRainbow> Hmm... interesting
[15:26] <Kalea Twilight> Dropping the moon on us will get you ignored again.
[15:26] <Zarmyn> How about going back in time and altering history?
[15:26] <Taki Kensei> no
[15:26] <TuxRainbow> Been done
[15:27] <Zarmyn> How about stealing Star Seeds?
[15:28] <TuxRainbow> Been done
[15:28] <Kalea Twilight> Its been done.
[15:28] * TuxRainbow yawns
[15:28] <Kalea Twilight> Sheesh, how unoriginal can a person be?
[15:28] <Zarmyn> Building a doomsday machine?
[15:28] <TuxRainbow> Every evil being does that
[15:29] <Kalea Twilight> Unoriginal.
[15:29] <TuxRainbow> Quite
[15:30] <Zarmyn> Holding the world ransome for $1 million with nuclear missiles?
[15:30] <TuxRainbow> Think more original, please
[15:30] <Zarmyn> Creating machine causes hurricanes?
[15:31] <Zarmyn> Or how about earthquakes?
[15:31] <TuxRainbow> Interesting.
[15:31] <TuxRainbow> I think earthquakes have been done
[15:31] <Kalea Twilight> It's still survivable.
[15:32] <Zarmyn> Trying to steal the Silver Crystal?
[15:32] <Kalea Twilight> Hasn't everyone tried that?
[15:32] <TuxRainbow> Not even original
[15:33] <TuxRainbow> Geez, doesn't this guy have a creative staff?
[15:33] <Kalea Twilight> Not even slightly.
[15:33] <Zarmyn> The Golden Crystal then?
[15:33] <Kalea Twilight> This is just pathetic.
[15:33] <TuxRainbow> Very
[15:34] <Taki Kensei> isn't the golden crystal gone though...
[15:34] * TuxRainbow ignores the now pathetic villain
[15:34] <TuxRainbow> Yes, it is
[15:34] <Kalea Twilight> Give it up, dude.
[15:34] <Zarmyn> Created an anti-matter bomb?
[15:35] <Zarmyn> that can destroy the universe
[15:35] <TuxRainbow> Too large of a task, I would say
[15:36] <Zarmyn> Blackmail everyone to leading me take over the universe.
[15:36] * TuxRainbow scoffs
[15:36] <Kalea Twilight> Not likely to happen.
[15:36] <TuxRainbow> Get yourself a creative team, FAST
[15:37] <Zarmyn> Sue the Sailor Senshi for beating me up?
[15:37] <TuxRainbow> Like that will happen
[15:37] <Kalea Twilight> NO.
[15:38] <TuxRainbow> If Terra was here, she wouldn't even waste her energy in you
[15:38] * Taki Kensei just drinks
[15:38] <Zarmyn> Create a Black Hole to swallow the Earth?
[15:39] <TuxRainbow> Heard of it, but not likely to happen
[15:39] <Zarmyn> One powered by the dreams of children?
[15:40] * TuxRainbow laughs
[15:40] <Kalea Twilight> I think that's been done.
[15:40] <TuxRainbow> Okay, this is getting pathetic
[15:40] <TuxRainbow> stop taking ideas from ever movie / series ever made and come up with an ORIGINAL idea
[15:41] <Kalea Twilight> It got pathetic a long time ago.
[15:42] <Zarmyn> Resurrect a evil that was destroy in the past like Queen Metallia?
[15:42] <TuxRainbow> Not even close to original
[15:43] <TuxRainbow> Someone send this guy back to Evil Academy, please
[15:43] <Zarmyn> Rewrite all of history, so that evil always wins?
[15:44] <TuxRainbow> Don't know if that has been done
[15:44] <Taki Kensei> but...isn't that a bit...over the top
[15:44] <TuxRainbow> But sounds like a bad fanfic
[15:45] <TuxRainbow> Isn't evil supposed to be over-the-top?
[15:46] <Kalea Twilight> Why can't evil be subtle?
[15:46] <Zarmyn> Build a giant killer robot in the shape of an Easter egg?
[15:46] <TuxRainbow> It just can't.
[15:46] <TuxRainbow> Sounds famiiar
[15:48] <Zarmyn> How about one that looks like a ninja?
[15:48] *** Lady Fenton [vengeancehatred@happy.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[15:48] <+Luna-P> y0 Lady Fenton
[15:48] <Zarmyn> Or a pirate?
[15:48] <TuxRainbow> Hello
[15:48] <TuxRainbow> Bah, worthless
[15:48] * Lady Fenton takes a deep breath of the foul air that fills this house
[15:49] <Lady Fenton> Hello.
[15:49] <Taki Kensei> um...hi
[15:49] <Lady Fenton> Hello.
[15:49] <Zarmyn> How about create my own Godzilla?
[15:49] <Kalea Twilight> Yo!
[15:49] <TuxRainbow> Nope. Not even close
[15:49] <Lady Fenton> Hello.
[15:49] * TuxRainbow looks at Lady Fenton.
[15:49] *** Lady Fenton is A tall, imposing bishounen woman with adamantium arms and legs, a robotic brain and an undying hatred for everyone in Tenou / Aino Houses.
Her image Song is: .
[15:49] *** Cali the Calico Cat [rosienosie@cat-web.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[15:49] <+Luna-P> y0 Cali the Calico Cat
[15:50] * Lady Fenton should revise that, she doesn't hate everyone. There seem to be new people here.
[15:50] <Taki Kensei> .......
[15:50] <Taki Kensei> ....yeah
[15:50] <Lady Fenton> I hate everyone who was here the last time I was.
[15:50] <Zarmyn> You hate everyone? Become my evil minion!
[15:51] <Lady Fenton> The ones who made me what I am.
[15:51] <Taki Kensei> .....
[15:51] <Taki Kensei> ..
[15:51] * Lady Fenton looks at Zarmyn.
[15:51] *** Zarmyn is yourname is a sound that brings fear and despair to those who hear it across the universe
His image Song is: When Your Evil by Voltaire.
[15:51] * Cali the Calico Cat stares at Zarmyn.
[15:51] <Zarmyn> Joining me and together we can rule the universe!
[15:51] <Lady Fenton> I don't think so, Zarmyn-san.
[15:52] <TuxRainbow> Thank you...
[15:52] * Cali the Calico Cat doesn't look impressed.
[15:52] * Lady Fenton goes over to the Security cameras and looks at the footage from the last couple of days.
[15:52] <Lady Fenton> Zarmyn...
[15:52] <Lady Fenton> It was your sura that drew me back here.
[15:52] <Lady Fenton> ^aura
[15:52] * Taki Kensei just.....gets another drink
[15:53] <Lady Fenton> The aura of a newbie heaped with scorn.
[15:53] <Lady Fenton> I used to be one too
[15:53] <Lady Fenton> I was a stupid little boy who couldn't spell
[15:53] * Cali the Calico Cat decides that Taki is more interesting and follows him.
[15:53] <TuxRainbow> We all were new, once
[15:53] <Lady Fenton> I was attacked all the time
[15:53] <Zarmyn> I am an incarnation of.......
[15:53] <Lady Fenton> They blew off my arms so I had to get new ones
[15:54] <Zarmyn> CHAOS!!!!
[15:54] * Lady Fenton pats her adamantium arms
[15:54] <Lady Fenton> kevryn told me to become a woman and I did
[15:54] <Taki Kensei> oh...hello there
[15:54] <Lady Fenton> /em runs her hands over her curves
[15:54] * Taki Kensei sees the cat
[15:54] <Cali the Calico Cat> Mreow.
[15:55] <Lady Fenton> I swore enternal vengeance on those who had wronged me!
[15:55] <Zarmyn> It is my destiny to rule this universe and to kill the Sailor Senshi!
[15:55] * Cali the Calico Cat would like some tuna, please.
[15:55] <Lady Fenton> No that is my destiny!
[15:55] <Lady Fenton> I was here first!
[15:55] <Lady Fenton> join my army! Become one of my heralds of doom!
[15:56] <Zarmyn> Never!
[15:56] <Zarmyn> You work for me or I will have to kill you!
[15:56] <Taki Kensei> hmm..
[15:56] <TuxRainbow> I love evil wars...
[15:56] <Lady Fenton> you work for me or I will have to kill you!
[15:56] <Lady Fenton> ...
[15:56] * Taki Kensei goes to the kitchen to check for anything the cat can eat
[15:57] <Zarmyn> Wait a second, you're a man right?
[15:57] <Lady Fenton> No.
[15:57] <Lady Fenton> I used to be.
[15:57] * Cali the Calico Cat follows Taki 'cause she's HUNGRY!
[15:57] <Zarmyn> That's disgusting
[15:57] <Lady Fenton> But in trying to fit in I let myself become a woman.
[15:58] <Lady Fenton> - DON'T MOCK MY TRAGEDY -
[15:58] * Zarmyn vomits
[15:58] <Cali the Calico Cat> Mreow!
[15:58] * Taki Kensei looks about..and finally finds a can of Tuna
[15:58] <Zarmyn> You make me sick to my stomach
[15:58] * Lady Fenton wipes some vomit off her Chinese Dress.
[15:59] * Taki Kensei spots the cat
[15:59] <Taki Kensei> oh..here you go
[15:59] <TuxRainbow> I never mock anyone
[15:59] * Taki Kensei opens the can and puts it on the floor
[15:59] * Lady Fenton was talking to Zarmyn.
[15:59] <> You were a nice person, Rainbow-san.
[16:00] * TuxRainbow knew that ^_^;;
[16:00] * Cali the Calico Cat munches happily on the yummy tuna fishies!
[16:00] <Lady Fenton> ^
[16:00] <Lady Fenton> I don't hate you.
[16:00] * TuxRainbow nods
[16:00] <Zarmyn> I am the Son of Queen Metallia and the Death Pantom!
[16:00] <Zarmyn> I mean Phantom
[16:01] <Lady Fenton> That's nice
[16:01] <Zarmyn> That makes me a better villain then you!
[16:01] * Taki Kensei smiles at the cat
[16:01] <Lady Fenton> Why
[16:02] <Zarmyn> I'm Eviler then thou!
[16:02] <Lady Fenton> No you're not
[16:02] <Zarmyn> I eat kittens for fun!
[16:03] <Lady Fenton> So you're Korean.
[16:03] * LOVELYgirl does a hit and run glomp on Taki
[16:03] <TuxRainbow> I'd watch your cat, then
[16:03] * Cali the Calico Cat hisses at Zarmyn.
[16:03] * LOVELYgirl is away: places to be~
[16:03] <Taki Kensei> O_O
[16:03] <Zarmyn> I steal candy from babies!
[16:04] <Lady Fenton> So you're Wynona Ryder.
[16:04] <Kalea Twilight> - Don't touch the cat. -
[16:04] <Zarmyn> I cause pollution!
[16:04] <TuxRainbow> So does everyone else on this planet
[16:05] <Zarmyn> I raise gas prices!
[16:05] * TuxRainbow doesn't drive, yet
[16:05] <Lady Fenton> So you're a Soccer Mom/
[16:06] <Lady Fenton> A Kleptomaniac Korean Soccer Mom.
[16:06] <Zarmyn> I censor and badly Dub Anime!
[16:06] * TuxRainbow chuckles
[16:06] <TuxRainbow> So did DiC, Cloverway, and others
[16:07] * Cali the Calico Cat still isn't impressed with the meanie Zarmyn human.
[16:07] <Lady Fenton> A 90's Fandub Otaku Kleptomaniac Korean Soccer Mom.
[16:07] * Taki Kensei just watches
[16:07] * TuxRainbow is rolling in laghter
[16:07] <Zarmyn> I sell alcohol to minors!
[16:08] <Lady Fenton> A 90's Fandub Otaku Kleptomaniac Korean Soccer Mom who likes to get kids drunk on Mike's Hard Lemonade.
[16:08] <TuxRainbow> I am not scared of that. Not at all
[16:08] <Zarmyn> I also get them to smoke marijuana!
[16:09] <Kalea Twilight> Neither am I, really.
[16:09] <Lady Fenton> A 90's Fandub Otaku Kleptomaniac Hippie Korean Soccer Mom who likes to get kids drunk on Mike's Hard Lemonade.
[16:10] <Zarmyn> I helped outlawed gay marriage!
[16:10] <Lady Fenton> A 90's Fandub Otaku Kleptomaniac Hippie Korean Soccer Mom from the deep south who likes to get kids drunk on Mike's Hard Lemonade.
[16:11] <Zarmyn> I was a member of the Nazi party and help start World War II!
[16:12] <Lady Fenton> A 90's Fandub Otaku Kleptomaniac Hippie Korean Soccer Mom with a bad moustache from the deep south who likes to get kids drunk on Mike's Hard Lemonade.
[16:13] <Lady Fenton> Yes I think that about covers it
[16:13] * Lady Fenton bows
[16:13] *** Candy [sunangel@rayes.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:13] <+Luna-P> y0 Candy
[16:14] <Candy> Hi hi ^^
[16:14] <TuxRainbow> Hello
[16:14] <Lady Fenton> I mysekf just stab people until they die.
[16:14] <Taki Kensei> hello there
[16:14] *** Lady Fenton [vengeancehatred@happy.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (You made me what I am. )
[16:14] * Candy has a book full of stuff with her
[16:14] <Candy> Hi hi! Sorry I've been busy lately
[16:14] <Candy> Getting the wedding set up
[16:14] <TuxRainbow> I see
[16:15] <Candy> I found a beach in Hokkado open for a wedding
[16:15] <Candy> I've got my dress
[16:15] <Zarmyn> I love to ruin weddings.
[16:15] <Candy> @_@ I need a break
[16:15] * Candy falls back on the couch
[16:16] * Taki Kensei feels his forehead a bit and winces
[16:16] <Candy> Are you ok Taki?
[16:16] <Taki Kensei> just recovering
[16:17] <Candy> From what?
[16:17] <Zarmyn> I poisoned his drink!
[16:17] <Candy> I need to find a pastor or priest or someone ordained to marry two people
[16:17] <Zarmyn> No one is going to do it! Because the men you're marrying doesn't love you!
[16:18] <Taki Kensei> ...wait what?
[16:18] <Taki Kensei> no you didn't
[16:19] <TuxRainbow> He did
[16:19] <Zarmyn> I tear up your wedding dress!
[16:19] <Candy> Heeey :P
[16:19] <Kalea Twilight> What the...
[16:20] * Candy grabs her giant fan and hits Zarmyn in the head with it
[16:20] <Kalea Twilight> This is just sad.
[16:20] <Candy> He loves me very much
[16:20] <TuxRainbow> I know
[16:20] <Candy> and then I got Matsy as my maid of honor
[16:21] <Zarmyn> I'll set fire to the church your in!
[16:21] <Zarmyn> I'm going to destroy your wedding because I'm evil!
[16:22] <Candy> I'm not going to be in a church
[16:22] <Candy> and go ahead and try
[16:23] <Zarmyn> I'll ruining the romance between you and the man you love!
[16:24] * Candy giggle
[16:24] <Candy> Ahh Vashy how I ♡ you
[16:25] <Zarmyn> I will make you know the true meaning of despair! if you know what i mean ;)
[16:25] * Candy hits them over the head with a giant fan again
[16:25] <Candy> Taki what happened to you?
[16:26] <Taki Kensei> ..my brother attacked me
[16:26] <Zarmyn> I'll Kidnap you and lock you in a tall tower! if you know what i mean ;)
[16:26] <Candy> Candy: O___O
[16:26] * Candy notes that facew as at Taki not Zarmyn
[16:26] <Candy> Vash will come save me!
[16:27] <Zarmyn> Vash from Trigun? if you know what i mean ;)
[16:27] <Candy> Yes from Trigun :P
[16:27] <Candy> That's aweful Taki!
[16:28] <Candy> I can let you have some of my solar energy to help heal
[16:28] <Taki Kensei> yeah........I don't think he was in his right mind..
[16:28] <Candy> Do you want it? I can give you a little to help make you feel better.
[16:28] <Kalea Twilight> I've got a healing potion somewhere...
[16:28] <Taki Kensei> maybe just a tiny bit
[16:28] <Zarmyn> I'm Legato Bluesummers brother! if you know what i mean ;)
[16:29] <Zarmyn> I will make you know eternal pain and suffering! if you know what i mean ;)
[16:29] <TuxRainbow> Blah blah blah...
[16:29] * Candy reaches out her hand and hovers it just closely to Taki letting her energy flow into him
[16:30] * Taki Kensei smiles a bit "thank you..."
[16:30] * Zarmyn users his psychic powers to break Candy's arm
[16:31] <@spiritflame> - ahem -
[16:31] <@spiritflame> /angsst no godmoding
[16:31] <@spiritflame> - no godmoding -
[16:31] <TuxRainbow> Hello
[16:31] * Candy counters the goddmodding by ignoring
[16:31] <Kalea Twilight> We've all been over this, haven't we?
[16:31] <Zarmyn> That's not Godmoding! ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:31] <Candy> Candy your welcome ^^
[16:31] <TuxRainbow> - those that godmode are doomed here -
[16:31] * @spiritflame bows to everyone and pokes Zarmyn in the head
[16:31] <BelgianMaidstarcat> (( OH SNAP IT'S A REI.BOT ))
[16:32] <@spiritflame> certainly it was
[16:31] <BelgianMaidstarcat> (( can we tag him now please please please ))
[16:31] <BelgianMaidstarcat> (( And that is SO totally godmoding. ))
[16:32] <Zarmyn> Godmodeing is dropping a moon on someone! ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:32] * @spiritflame decapitates zarmyn
[16:32] <@spiritflame> that is godmoding
[16:32] <TuxRainbow> (( tag, he is it? ))
[16:32] <@spiritflame> do not do that
[16:32] <@spiritflame> (( he gets one chance. that was it. ))
[16:32] <BelgianMaidstarcat> (( wait is that if you know what I mean stuck on there <_< ))
[16:32] <Candy> (( if you want to break my arm you must phrase it so I can accept or deny such an action ))
[16:32] <BelgianMaidstarcat> (( awesome <_< ))
[16:32] <@spiritflame> (( yes :3 ))
[16:32] <BelgianMaidstarcat> (( but not as awesome as an image :< ))
[16:33] <Candy> (( just saying your breaking my arm is godmodding cuz you don't give me the option ))
[16:33] <Zarmyn> But I'm The incarnation of an adorable fuzzy bunny! ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:33] <TuxRainbow> (( Whose line is it anyway? ))
[16:33] * Candy moves her hand from close to Taki and smiles. "I hope that helps
[16:33] <Zarmyn> I'm Choas! ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:33] * @Wolfwood gets the popcorn
[16:33] <Taki Kensei> well..the headache is gone..heh
[16:33] <@spiritflame> (( basicially you need to say "Zarmyn TRIES to break Candy's arm" ))
[16:33] * @Wolfwood takes a seat
[16:33] <TuxRainbow> Hello
[16:34] <@spiritflame> (( there is a big difference ))
[16:34] <@spiritflame> (( and yes Tux, Shal showed it to me ))
[16:34] <Candy> Hey Wolfwood!
[16:34] <@spiritflame> (( Wolf I'll look into how I can code your thing ))
[16:34] <@Wolfwood> (( ok. ))
[16:34] <Zarmyn> I'm supposed to be all powerful ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:34] *** @spiritflame has WARNED Zarmyn [0] 1 time(s)
[16:34] <@Wolfwood> (( Oh btw, I found a book you have to get for yourself when you get the chance, i'll pm you the info ))
[16:35] <@spiritflame> jedite said the same thing to me; his "maxx power" was small
[16:35] <@spiritflame> (( ok ))
[16:35] * @spiritflame is away
[16:34] <BelgianMaidstarcat> See rei.bot over there?
[16:35] <@Wolfwood> (( thanks much on the thingie btw ))
[16:35] <BelgianMaidstarcat> She is the only person here permitted to be all-powerful.
[16:35] <@Wolfwood> Heya Candy.
[16:35] <BelgianMaidstarcat> She is the Ultimate Boss, and believe me when I say her power level is most definitely over 9000...
[16:35] <Zarmyn> But it's my destiny to rule this universe! ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:36] * TuxRainbow yawns at Zarmyn
[16:36] * @Wolfwood has a laugh and hands tux the bowl
[16:36] <TuxRainbow> Boring
[16:36] <BelgianMaidstarcat> My destiny is to stop n00bs from going too far.
[16:36] * TuxRainbow nom noms popcorn
[16:36] <BelgianMaidstarcat> It's something I've been able to accomplish when aided by my friends, who have more...technical power than I.
[16:37] * Candy is in ignore Zarmyn mode
[16:37] <@Wolfwood> It was told that one would come.
[16:37] * TuxRainbow hands Wolfwood back the bowl
[16:37] <Zarmyn> I challenged this Rei bot to a Fight! ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:37] <BelgianMaidstarcat> You have no friends here, and you have none of my sympathies.
[16:37] <@Wolfwood> She would look like the help, but would come to smite the virus of the retarded from the face of the chatbox.
[16:37] <Zarmyn> We'll see who's the most powerful! ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:37] <BelgianMaidstarcat> You may, however, have a waffle. Would you like a waffle?
[16:38] <@Wolfwood> And they called her starcat.
[16:38] <BelgianMaidstarcat> rei.bot is.
[16:38] <BelgianMaidstarcat> She has infinite power.
[16:38] <TuxRainbow> You would lose quickly
[16:38] * Taki Kensei finishes his coke "cans go in recycling, right?"
[16:38] <Kalea Twilight> INFINITE.
[16:38] <TuxRainbow> Trust me
[16:38] <Zarmyn> Then she must fight me! ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:39] <Candy> Yes!
[16:38] <BelgianMaidstarcat> Quickly doesn't begin to describe it.
[16:39] <Candy> And you can take the tab off of them and place them in another specifi area
[16:39] <Taki Kensei> oh?
[16:39] * Taki Kensei looks at the can "didn't know about that"
[16:39] <TuxRainbow> I know it doesn't
[16:39] * @Wolfwood is listening to: Mercenaries_2 - Oh_No_You_Didn't_Full_Version.mp3 [128 kbps]
[16:39] <BelgianMaidstarcat> Do you want to get beaten to within a picometer of your life?
[16:40] <Candy> A lot of times the Ronald McDonald house collects them to help fund the houses that famililes stay in while their children are fighting cancer
[16:40] <Zarmyn> I am Invincible! ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:40] <TuxRainbow> No one is invincable
[16:40] <TuxRainbow> I have weaknesses
[16:40] <Zarmyn> Proved to me I'm wrong ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:41] <Taki Kensei> you are wrong
[16:41] <Kalea Twilight> Everyone has weaknesses.
[16:41] <Taki Kensei> Candy- sounds like a worthy cause ^^
[16:41] <Kalea Twilight> EVERYONE.
[16:41] <Candy> Yes it is ^^
[16:41] <BelgianMaidstarcat> Proooove to you?
[16:42] <Zarmyn> Rei.Bot ! I am calling you out! ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:42] * TuxRainbow yawns and wonders what is on TV
[16:42] <@Wolfwood> Oh...oh god....oh this is good.
[16:42] <Zarmyn> ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:42] * Taki Kensei removes the tab from the can and puts the tab in his pocket
[16:42] * Candy is giong to giggle when Zarmyn has to pull his own limbs from his....other area
[16:42] * Taki Kensei puts the can in the recycling
[16:43] <Zarmyn> ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:43] <@spiritflame> :/
[16:43] <@Wolfwood> You know I think Dr. Phil is on Tux.
[16:43] <Kalea Twilight> I'd wish you luck, but...
[16:43] <@Wolfwood> Or is that later?
[16:43] <Zarmyn> Fight ME! ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:44] <Zarmyn> I want to see who is the most powerful here1 ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:44] <BelgianMaidStarcat> well I'm not stupid enough to fight her.
[16:44] <@Wolfwood> Yea we call that suicide where i'm from.
[16:44] <Zarmyn> I demand a showdown! ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:45] <Kalea Twilight> Sure, I'm a bit reckless, but I'm not that dumb!
[16:45] * BelgianMaidStarcat takes bets, 900000000:1 in favor of rei.bot winning
[16:45] <@spiritflame> oh really
[16:45] * Kalea Twilight bets on rei.bot.
[16:45] * @Wolfwood bets on red and white
[16:45] * Candy bets on rei.bot
[16:45] * @spiritflame stands there and waits for zarmyn to do his absolute worst
[16:46] * Taki Kensei simply watches
[16:46] * Zarmyn hits her with a giant energy beam
[16:46] <Zarmyn> DIE!!!!! ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:47] * @spiritflame flicks the beam away with a flick of her forefinger and thumb, it spirals off and crashes into Tokyo Tower, toppling it.
[16:47] <Taki Kensei> and they just got that fixed too..
[16:47] <Candy> go rei.bot gogogogo!
[16:47] <@Wolfwood> Oh now that was cool.
[16:48] * Candy is magically in a cheerleaders uniform!
[16:47] * BelgianMaidStarcat pops some popcorn and melts some butter
[16:48] * Candy is now known as CheerleaderCandy
[16:48] <@Wolfwood> Would have been better if there was some C4 strapped to it.
[16:48] * @spiritflame takes one menacing step forward
[16:48] <BelgianMaidStarcat> Ehhhh, they're always just gettng it fixed.
[16:48] <Kalea Twilight> Sweet!
[16:48] * @spiritflame waits again
[16:48] * Zarmyn throws giant boulders at her with which his psychic powers
[16:48] <Taki Kensei> that's actually a good point, star >>
[16:48] * CheerleaderCandy is dressed in a black and white cheer uniform!
[16:49] <CheerleaderCandy> To match rei.bot!
[16:49] <TuxRainbow> mmm... butter :9
[16:49] <@spiritflame> /em simply lets the boulders smash against her frame, the rocks shattering on impact
[16:49] * @Wolfwood levitates himself a beer
[16:49] <@Wolfwood> anyone want one?
[16:49] * @spiritflame blows a wisp of hair out of her face and takes two steps forward, debris from the boulders pulverzied to dust under her steps
[16:49] * @spiritflame waits.
[16:49] * Zarmyn drops a bridge on her
[16:50] * @spiritflame catches the bridge on the tip of her index finger and balances it perfectly, taking three steps forward.
[16:50] <@spiritflame> shall i return this to you; you seem to have lost it
[16:50] <TuxRainbow> ♫ He's not learning... ♫
[16:50] * @spiritflame flings the bridge at zarmyn at high speed
[16:50] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ And Zarmyn is attempting to write rei.bot out of the picture completely a la one of my personal favorite tropes!
[16:50] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ Unfortunately, he FAILS so hard, and rei.bot isn't so much as put on a bus!
[16:51] <TuxRainbow> Whee... bridge
[16:51] <@Wolfwood> How long do you give him?
[16:51] <Zarmyn> / creates a barrier which blocks the bridg ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:51] <TuxRainbow> Not long
[16:52] <// J_Daito //> AM I THE ONLY ONE DISTRUBED BY THE FACT A BRIDGE IS CRASHING THROUGH THE HOUSE
[16:52] <Kalea Twilight> 10 seconds.
[16:52] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ Our fair knight in shining hakama has no patience and parries the blow!
[16:52] <@Wolfwood> I'm gonna say....one minute.
[16:52] <BelgianMaidStarcat> no, go back to your basement
[16:52] * @spiritflame swats the bridge aside, sending it careening through the side wall of the house, clipping and destroying several houses across the street
[16:53] <TuxRainbow> Yipes
[16:53] * @spiritflame tilts her head as about a dozen car alarms go off
[16:52] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ Zarmyn has attempted to build some sort of full-body condom to protect himself!
[16:53] <TuxRainbow> Glad I don't own a house here
[16:53] <CheerleaderCandy> ♫ go go go! rei.bot! rei.bot! go go go! ♫
[16:53] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ Oh, s[BLEEP]t, that was mine... D:
[16:53] <Kalea Twilight> Hope it doesn't hit my apartment.
[16:53] * Zarmyn calls for a meteor the size of the Empire State building to fall on her
[16:53] * @spiritflame takes four steps forward, getting ever closer to zarmyn
[16:53] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ well we'll discuss damages later!
[16:54] <@Wolfwood> Or mine.
[16:54] <TuxRainbow> ♫ When will he ever learn? ♫
[16:54] * @spiritflame looks up and just fires omega beams from her eyes, cleavign the meteor in twain, its halves impacting on opposite sides of japan
[16:54] <@Wolfwood> Hope my cats are allright.
[16:54] * @spiritflame hasn't used her omega beams in a long time
[16:54] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ And now Zarmyn is testing the limits of the age-old question -- how do you get a 50-foot battlemech into a 10-foot room?
[16:54] <Cali the Calico Cat> MEOW!
[16:55] * @spiritflame takes five steops forward and slowly cracks her knuckles
[16:55] <TuxRainbow> The obvious answer is you don't
[16:55] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ rei.bot isn't even going to let that meteor near this place, though -- she must be fed up with having it rebuilt all the time!
[16:55] <@Wolfwood> Kitty!
[16:55] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ It's SERIOUS BUSINESS here today, folks.
[16:55] <Zarmyn> I will use the power of the Evil Black Crystal that is inside me ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:55] * @spiritflame kind of blew a hole int he roof getting to the meteor <_<
[16:55] * Taki Kensei watches
[16:55] * @spiritflame yawns
[16:56] * Zarmyn starts warping time and space around them
[16:56] * @spiritflame has fought the wielders of Ginzuishou
[16:56] <TuxRainbow> Meh, it's fixable...
[16:55] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ A hole is not smashing the house it is OKAY okay
[16:56] * @spiritflame just walks through the time warp, being of gallifreyan construction
[16:56] * Cali the Calico Cat stares at Wolfwood. "Mrow."
[16:56] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ Zarmyn is now going to use his p[TAB A]s to play with time and space!
[16:56] * @spiritflame starts running ala terminator 2 at zarmyn, arms respaing into giant scythes
[16:56] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ I mean, he can't mean anything else with that wink...
[16:56] <@spiritflame> ^reshaping
[16:57] * @Wolfwood pets it
[16:57] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ It's a good thing he's tiny and weak or we might be feeling the effects more than 10 feet out!
[16:57] * Zarmyn summons an army of Daleks to protect him
[16:57] <Zarmyn> Exterminate ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:57] * @spiritflame stops and LAUGHS
[16:57] * Cali the Calico Cat has someone paying attention to her! Yay!
[16:57] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ rei.bot's scythearms vs. Daleks!
[16:58] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ Only -- wait -- I'm getting a message -- Zarmyn does NOT have permission from the Doctor Who canon keepers to use the Daleks!
[16:58] <Kalea Twilight> It can't end well.
[16:58] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ Will he be smote from the land of blue text?
[16:58] * @spiritflame walks up to the nearest Dalek, CLEAVES it in half with a scythe arm, pulls out the Kaled mutant inside and begins to smash the other Daleks to bit swith it
[16:58] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ Or will it be permitted and simply knocked away?
[16:58] <Zarmyn> KAMEHAMEHA!!!! ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:58] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ It seems to be the latter option, as carnage reigns!
[16:59] * @spiritflame kicks a few of the pathetic pepperpots aside
[16:59] * @spiritflame retorts with her OWN Kamehameha
[16:59] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ Oh, the scene of violence. Let me tell you, they'll be using the mosaic filters at home for this one...
[16:59] <@Wolfwood> You hungry little one?
[17:00] <Zarmyn> Kaioken X 10 ...if you know what i mean ;)
[16:59] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ Zarmyn's kamehameha looks like a firecracker against rei.bot's spectacular million-dollar display!
[17:00] <@spiritflame> only 10?
[17:00] <@spiritflame> how dissapointing
[17:00] <Zarmyn> /power is increase ...if you know what i mean ;)
[17:00] <@spiritflame> - Kaiouken x 1000 -
[17:00] <TuxRainbow> Very
[17:00] <@spiritflame> /em GHLOWS with red energy
[17:00] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ He's using some technique I'm not quite familiar with!
[17:00] <TuxRainbow> Own him
[17:00] * @spiritflame 's ki aura basically levels the house as it blasts outwards
[17:00] * Cali the Calico Cat has already had tuna, but won't reject more fish!
[17:01] <@spiritflame> the kaiouken is a force multiplier
[17:01] <Zarmyn> Special Beam CANNON ...if you know what i mean ;)
[17:01] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ No matter, rei.bot is responding with the same as aw damn, the house is gone. Again.
[17:01] <TuxRainbow> When did the channel change to DBZ?
[17:01] <Taki Kensei> ..amazing, Rei.bot....
[17:01] * @spiritflame just swallows the beam and keeps coming, eyes glowing bloe-on-blue, hair floating in her own white hot ki aura
[17:01] * @Wolfwood fishes around in his shopping bag
[17:01] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ rei.bot has kindly informed me that it was a force multiplier, the effects of which are clearly seen in the rubble...
[17:02] * @Wolfwood opens a can of fancy feast and sets it down ^_^
[17:02] * @spiritflame 's ki is basically boiling the air around her
[17:02] * Cali the Calico Cat munches happily!
[17:02] * Zarmyn opens a Dark Gate to destroy the world
[17:03] * @spiritflame points the n00b to this
[17:03] <@spiritflame> [URL]
[17:03] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ Is it hot in here or is it just rei.bot?
[17:03] <@spiritflame> know thine enemy
[17:03] * @spiritflame looks at the gate
[17:03] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ Zarmyn's going to try to take us all down with him, it seems!
[17:03] <Zarmyn> I WON'T LET YOU BEAT ME ...if you know what i mean ;)
[17:03] <Kalea Twilight> ...I don't know who you are, but you're spoiling my cat.
[17:03] * @spiritflame is not capable of closing portals but knows someone eho is
[17:04] * @spiritflame uses shunkan idou to teleport to Kaiousei
[17:04] * @spiritflame returns
[17:04] *** IGNIS D. Blac [firelight_nightbreaker@north.galaxy.kai] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:04] <+Luna-P> y0 IGNIS D. Blac
[17:04] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ And he's given her some stupid masochist ultimatum...
[17:04] <IGNIS D. Blac> Hey you can't have that pow--whoa portal
[17:04] <@Wolfwood> Oh, sorry.
[17:04] * IGNIS D. Blac doesn't waste any time, unsheathing Firelight and sealing the dark portal with the firey edge of her blade
[17:05] * IGNIS D. Blac pokes rei.bot
[17:05] <@Wolfwood> I was just playing with it.
[17:05] <Zarmyn> I AM THE mutant llama'S SON ...if you know what i mean ;)
[17:05] <IGNIS D. Blac> I thought you lost the ability to do that when rei-bot died
[17:05] <@spiritflame> yes, yes you are
[17:05] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ The support team has arrived in the form of Ignis D. Blac!
[17:05] <@spiritflame> (i can still teleport through time and space)
[17:05] <Zarmyn> I MEAN WISEMAN DAMNIT ...if you know what i mean ;)
[17:05] * @spiritflame walks up to Zarmyn and just kicks him in the nuts
[17:05] <Kalea Twilight> Still spoiling.
[17:05] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ Zarmyn is raving on and on about some mutant llama -- can we get a straitjacket for this kid?
[17:05] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ and then a DNA test?
[17:06] <@spiritflame> behave
[17:06] <TuxRainbow> Ouch ><
[17:06] <Taki Kensei> oof
[17:06] * Cali the Calico Cat doesn't mind being spoiled! Really!
[17:06] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ Ooooh. A low blow, but rei.bot does have impressive aim, because we all know how tiny THOSE balls are.
[17:06] <@Wolfwood> My apologies.
[17:06] <IGNIS D. Blac> Owch.
[17:07] * Zarmyn blast her in rapid fire succession wihle in pain
[17:07] * IGNIS D. Blac shakes her head and flits back to Kaiousei, because Earth is bats[BLEEP]t insane
[17:07] * @spiritflame just lets the blasts ricochet off her
[17:07] * Cali the Calico Cat rubs her head against Wolfwood's legs.
[17:07] <@spiritflame> you are not getting the point
[17:07] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ HE HAS ADMITTED TO PAIN, FOLKS
[17:07] <@spiritflame> yes he has
[17:07] <@spiritflame> perhaps he is learning
[17:07] <Zarmyn> I'll Stop Time ...if you know what i mean ;)
[17:07] <@Wolfwood> It reminds me of the three I have at home.
[17:07] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ rei.bot hasn't been so much as scratched, dented, or anything else!
[17:08] <Taki Kensei> well the Father of Ultra did say this planet was exciting.....
[17:08] <Zarmyn> Then you can't beat me ...if you know what i mean ;)
[17:08] * @spiritflame points out that she was rebuilt by *time lords* what is a time stop supposed to do to her
[17:08] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ Awww, he thinks he's a time-controller! How adorable!
[17:08] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ♦ Isn't it always the snobby ones who think they can control time :D
[17:08] * TuxRainbow gives Zarmyn a quarter
[17:08] * @Wolfwood smiles
[17:08] * @spiritflame can count at least five people who are immune to time stop other than herself
[17:09] <Zarmyn> Hold on a momen ...if you know what i mean ;)
[17:09] <Zarmyn> Momen ...if you know what i mean ;)
[17:09] * @spiritflame waits and hums the jeopardy tune
[17:10] * TuxRainbow hums as well