(~_~)! Hello, everyone... Hama Chisaki is TIRED.
It was 00:15 or so, when the doorbell rang! So, I went to the door, and guess who it was! THE DELIVERY MAN! He kept insisting me to sign a "paper" so that I could get the package, which was a cake I had ordered last night by express mail. Tonikaku, when I tried to eat this "paper", he said it wasn't for eating! I mean, what's NOT for eating? Well, I taught him a lesson, and it's had me up for 2 hours! Why, I never knew ketchup went so well with Deliveryman.
This was Hama Chisaki, oddly talking in third person yet again.
Today started a little spooky, I got lost on my way to the studio and ran across a crime scene! Apparently some creepy monster has been on a crime spree stealing valuables all over Tokyo! I never knew! Anyway some specialist paranormal detectives had been called in, and here is the really strange part... they had a talking dog!
I helped out for a bit and they invited me to lunch, yay! Afterwards the shaggy looking one who was pals with the dog said he'd never met a girl quite like me, and that he wanted to date me! I was so surprised and asked why and he said that we could go to all the best restaurants together and I won't be put off by the amount he eats.. I didn't understand he had as much as I did (or he would have if the dog didn't keep stealing it all)
Unfortunately (as one of his friends pointed out) he be going back to the land-of-no-access-to-my-website soon so we couldn't date. Boo hoo...
-Chisaki-chan
(P.S. the bad guy turned out to be a Robber who had stolen one of our old Youma costumes!)
During a filming sequence, a flock of 5 turkeys invaded our film set and briefly distracted us from the shoot. Since this annoyed the director and filming staff, I volunteered my kawaii self to hunt down and rid the studio of those turkeys. After running around for about 20 minutes, I managed to catch all five turkeys!! I'm GOOD! As I was running after the turkeys, the director decided to film my efforts for everyone's amusement. He even pretended to be ticked about their distraction adding to the laughs. One shot of my hunting efforts could be seen here:
As I was tying them down on the spits so Keiko-chan could roast all of them with her fire attack, a couple of the birds said something about "seeking asylum" and flapped application forms for Japanese citizenship, I think. As everyone on the film set were in a mood for a delicious snack, I paid no attention to the pleadings of the birds and Keiko-chan roasted them real good. Although catching them was fun, eating them was what this was all about. Mmm, they were quite delicious!! I can see why Americans love to eat this bird!!! This was not a bad distraction as everyone on the set enjoyed this unexpected delectable snack! This was Hama "Turkey Lover" Chisaki.
One day, when I was 6 or 7 years old, I walked past a cake shop with my father. I looked at the window displaying the various different confections with great eagerness, and said to my father, "I want it."
"Sure honey, I'll get you a cake," he replied.
"No daddy, I want the whole store," I answered.
But he said, "Stores cost lots of money. I can't buy that for you."
It was then that I decided that I would become an actress. One who is rich and famous, so I could buy every cake store in Tokyo! All would work overtime to feed my insatiable appetite. On that day I swore, with God as my witness, I'd never go hungry again!
I had the most delicious gum today. It was a 3 course meal. I had heard rumors that it fills you up, so I made sure to try it when the tour got there. IT was incredible. But i found out that it doesn't fill you up, it fills you out. I was huge. I was also blue. Then a bunch of weird orange creatures started dancing around me, and rolled me to a juicing machine to make me small again!!! When they were done, I drank the juice. It was good, but tasted familiar to me. Then they kicked me out!!! Stupid Wonka. At least i got an Everlasting Gobstopper!!!
This was one relieved and confused Hama Chisaki.
Went alone to the shopping district for 16 of the largest bentos they had along with a whole 24 inch chocolate milk crepe cake and a 2 gallon jug of banana-flavored bubble tea. As I enjoyed this quick lunch, I suddenly noticed a lot of people staring at me. At first, I assumed they were just admiring me for my kawaiiness and continued to enjoy my lunch. However, from within the crowd came a child who looked familiar. And why was the shopping district security following him? The kid is pointing a finger at me. Ack! That was the kid from whom I snatched that treat like a kitty a few days ago!! I tried to finish my lunch quickly so I could leave. Too bad my luck didn't hold as I was cornered by the security people and the kid. Little brat told them everything!!
Fortunately, I managed to pacify the kid with a new treat. But now, the security people are surrounding me and some shopkeeper is yelling that I owed 550,000 yen for all 55 square watermelons that I supposedly destroyed. Why is he picking on me? That little brat fell into them!! Fortunately, a cute 4 year old girl came up from his side and said "Daddy, that's Sailor Mercury!" An autographed photo of me and the shopkeeper forgot the whole thing. Whew! That was close! To celebrate being saved from a near disaster, I bought two more chocolate milk crepe cakes for the walk back to the studio! This was one relieved Hama Chisaki.
I went to Tomoeda today and I found a small misplaced Bento, I tried to find the owner but failed so I got to eat it as a snack. Yum yum. Then a boy called Kinomoto Touya saw me and said 'Thats Yuki's' and I had to give it back - but I had already finished it, lucky me. 'I am sorry I ate it, it was a delicious snack' I told him, he seemed surprised and asked why I said snack and not meal 'well it is so small, about sixteenth of the size of my normal bento' I told him. He said that was friend's whole bento! I was surprised...
..that Yukito guy mustn't eat much...
This was Hama Chisaki.
I'm very depressed. Everywhere I go, all I see are fat people. I wish I was fat. But no matter how much I eat, I'm still as thin as a rake! The only way I've been able to cheer myself up is by eating lots of ice cream. Mmm... ice cream. By the way, everyone remember to buy my calendar! If you do, maybe I'll be able to afford more food so I can be fat next year! This was Hama Chisaki.
Today while walking down the street I saw a cow. It looked soooo delicious! If I wasn't walking with people from the office I'd have gone and taken a bite out of it.
Luckily when we got to the office party there were many juicy steaks to chose from!! This only caused my craving to temporarily withdraw, however. I still desire to savor the taste of true freshness. Until the day I die, I will forever damn those office workers for being with me and thus preventing me from devouring my prey. This was Hama Chisaki.
Ramen-Emperor had an excellent lunch special today! 10 bowls of supersized ramen FREE if you can lick them all clean. Like, that was no contest. Ayaka-chan, Keiko-chan, Azama-Chan, and Myu-chan were like, wide-eyed as I finished not 10, but 30 bowls of supersized ramen. Had the first ten with pork, the second ten with teriyaki beef, and the last ten with fish. Too bad the wide-eyed owner of the restaurant cannot understand the need of young fast growing girls. He BANNED me from ever going back!! Like the nerve of him!! He placed that special out, I was smart enough to take advantage of it! *Sigh* Myu-Chan and the group cheered me up by getting me 5 pints of red bean and green tea ice cream with red bean topping for dessert. Yeah! That made my day! This was Hama Chisaki.
More photoshoots with Melon. Also, am excited about the release of the 2004 Calendar I modeled in as well as the upcoming Christmas CD. Alright!!!! Whooo!!! As I am enjoying a snack of a 2 gallon jug of Starbucks mocha blanc and half of a 24 inch chocolate cake, I found that my plan has worked. Now, those fans who make fun of me are no longer going to be able to access my site. Yes!!!(laughs evilly) I love the way this day has gone so far. This was Hama Chisaki.
Did some photoshoots for Melon today. The photographers and staff kept commenting on how I was able to maintain my thin size as I ate 20 bentos and washed them down with 12 bubble teas. I don't know what's so amazing about it. Maybe I have a great metabolism. Must be from all the transformation moves on the Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon set. Noticed the other models were not to happy with me for some reason. Oh, well...C'est la vie. This was Hama Chisaki.
Heard from Azama-chan that the Americans have a lot of all you can eat places in the United States. Wow!!! Like, WOW!! Those Americans really know how to enjoy food! And they have a holiday called Thanksgiving where they like, stuff themselves on the last thursday in November! I wondered how many turkeys they eat on that day? 5? 10? Was shocked at how Azama-Chan said they only ate 1 turkey.
1 turkey?!! How is that going to fill anyone up?!! Those Americans don't seem to eat as much as everyone seems to believe. One of these days, I have to go and see how much of this food I can chomp down. I hope they allow for seconds. Yum, love those mochi-cakes!! Sis and I have also made some Mont Blancs....finger lickin' good!!! This was Hama Chisaki.
One fan equated me with the Kooky monster recently. The nerve! Like, I mean he eats almost nothing but cookies most of the time. I on the other hand have much more sophisticated tastes in food. I, Hama Chisaki EAT EVERYTHING!!!
