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Suburban Senshi Entry #2583 - “(Kevin Sorbo voice) DISAPPOINTED!!!1”
#2583 “(Kevin Sorbo voice) DISAPPOINTED!!!1”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts - 08 October 2025 9:15AM
@[ DR. XADiUM ] 9:16 AM
I've refactored the chats here to not use tables
A piece of my 1990's web designer soul has died
maybe now mobile phones won't choke on them
...f[BLEEP]k mobile, seriously
@SpeedRcrX 9:17 AM
LOL someone sounds bitter
@[ DR. XADiUM ] 9:17 AM
It's goddamn 2025 and we all have desktops with huge monitors why do I need to f[BLEEP]king design for a screen 3 inches wide
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte 9:17 AM
Because, love, contrary to what they say, size does matter?
@[ DR. XADiUM ] 9:18 AM
THIS IS WHY ALL WEBSITES LOOK THE SAME NOW, LIKE WORDPRESS VOMIT
because you need to design in blocks so the blocks can shrink to phone size
so Bobby Millennial can see the horribly generic design while staring at the screen and drooling
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte 9:19 AM
Oi I'm a millennial!
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 9:20 AM
Get with the times boomer it's Gen Alpha's time now
@[ DR. XADiUM ] 9:22 AM
I class myself with Gen X the FORGOTTEN Generation
Besides you're extremely old how can you speak for them
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 9:24 AM
B[BLEEP]ch I'm from the future world so I haven't been born yet so I speak for ALL Future Generations! You need to work on your rizz, Skibidi man!
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte 9:26 AM
WHAT THE F[BLEEP]K IS A SKIBIDI I've yet to have a satisfactory explanation
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 9:27 AM
to understand the skibidi you must first understand toilets
Mdm_Maestro 9:28 AM
Then Haruka can advise, dear.
@SpeedRcrX 9:28 AM
Why me?! Setsuna was the one guarding toilet doors for aeons after she stopped guarding the Time Door
setsy_meiou 9:29 AM
I AM A GOD NOW I NEED NOT ANSWER YOUR PUNY, PUERILE MORTAL QUESTIONS
// J_Daito // 9:29 AM
Again, all your power is derived from your social media following. If we tank that...
setsy_meiou 9:30 AM
SILENCE YOU KNOW NOTHING! NOTHING!
@SpeedRcrX 9:57 AM
Okay if X gets to have an Old Man rant then so can I
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 9:57 AM
Old woman rant?
@SpeedRcrX 9:58 AM
F[BLEEP]k you I am young and hot and virile
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 9:58 AM
I'll accept that invitation~
FireFly_9 9:58 AM
LYRICA-CHAN
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 9:58 AM
What, she is hot
Like completely dysfunctional and a mess of a human being but hot
@SpeedRcrX 9:59 AM
Thanks... I think?
But yeah my rant is f[BLEEP]king blind box toys
F[BLEEP]k them
It's like gambling
I just want the figure I WANT
I don't want to have to buy like six billion boxes or pay eBay scalpers to get it
golD_lux 10:00 AM
I think the idea is you trade with your friends
// J_Daito // 10:00 AM
Bold of you to assume she has any
@SpeedRcrX 10:01 AM
Man
It was an interesting curiosity when one or two companies did it
NOW EVERYONE DOES IT
Even the new f[BLEEP]king KAMEN RIDER has Gatcha powers! What the f[BLEEP]k! What happens if he rolls snake-eyes in the middle of a fight? Does he just DIE
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte 10:02 AM
Geats had that mechanic?
@SpeedRcrX 10:03 AM
IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S A GOOD MECHANIC
imagine if Sailor Senshi had that? I whip out my Space Sword blaster, but today it's the Space Sword PAPER KNIFE
Mdm_Maestro 10:04 AM
Don't worry, it happens to everyone, dear.
...and I have proof.




.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 10:24 AM
ROR HSHSHSHSHSHSHSHS
@SpeedRcrX 10:24 AM
you promised never to share that with anyone!
Mdm_Maestro 10:24 AM
And you shouldn't have left me for a younger woman!
@SpeedRcrX 10:25 AM
YOU DUMPED ME
Mdm_Maestro 10:25 AM
And then she dumped you so where are you now?! :3
setsy_meiou 10:26 AM
* setsy_meiou shares this to the social media and just feels her power levels increase all the more *
@SpeedRcrX 9:59 PM
F[BLEEP]king modern times man
and even the theatre's f[BLEEP]ked up now
I saw a play the other day and like...
I can't even articulate my profound disappointment.
This guy put it better than I could




FireFly_9 10:00 PM
...
Haruka-poppa it's waiting for Godot what did you expect?!
@SpeedRcrX 10:01 PM
DRAMA! ACTION! INTENSE SET PIECES! ADRENALIN POUNDING ACTION!
Instead it was a sputtering fart of incoherence!
Mdm_Maestro 10:02 PM
So much like my expectations for you at night versus the reality, dear.
@SpeedRcrX 10:02 PM
GRRAAARRHGHGHSHSH
Det. Ema Skye 12:07 AM
Here because we all need a laugh (h/t to KingPriceman for sharing this)



@SpeedRcrX 12:08 AM
dying lol
@spritflame
LINE Chat excerpt ends - 09 October 2025 12:19AM











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