#2543 “Whatis this Sirius Mystery? Motoki's traces found!? ”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts - 21 May 2025 6:53AM
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte7:26 AM
This is so early 2000s in spirit it hurts.
@SpeedRcrX7:26 AM
I miss that crazy internet. Now it's all four bland sites
Det. Ema Skye5:16 PM
Hey Mister Edgeworth is it okay if I can talk about that case now
Miles Edgeworth5:17 PM
Go ahead, Detective. All the evidence is in the Court Record now.
Det. Ema Skye5:17 PM
So this got reported to us by YingGirl and we decided to check it out:
@SpeedRcrX5:18 PM
...wtf. There better be a discount on that. I don't think anyone's going to believe that suit's unstained.
Det. Ema Skye5:18 PM
Yeah well the CSI department got called in because... that's not a suit.
@SpeedRcrX5:19 PM
SOMEONE KILLED LEONARDO?!
Det. Ema Skye5:20 PM
It's... not Leonardo, but another giant mutant ninja turtle cosplaying as Leonardo as part of the porn movie.
@SpeedRcrX5:20 PM
...
Det. Ema Skye5:20 PM
And when we were checking the DNA on the body...
...Furuhata Motoki's was found in the mix.
IrnChef_Jovian5:20 PM
WHAT
@SpeedRcrX5:20 PM
WHAT?!
// J_Daito //5:21 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IrnChef_Jovian5:26 PM
But wasn't he like, lost in some weird dimension after that whole Great Healer thing in Roppongi where a whole bunch of people just walked out of reality?
Det. Ema Skye5:26 PM
This DNA is... "fresh"
IrnChef_Jovian5:27 PM
Motoki-san... is... is back?
Mdm_Maestro5:27 PM
Well, well~
// J_Daito //7:47 AM
This is boring. I'm watching the hot new show, "Whatis"
FireFly_97:47 AM
What is?
// J_Daito //7:47 AM
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:48 AM
Wow deep into the metafiction now we are
@SpeedRcrX7:48 AM
So you're a character in "Whatis?"
[gTV]C'est_la_V7:48 AM
WHO COMISSIONED THIS SERIES
WHY ISN'T IT ON GINGA
FireFly_97:51 AM
It's just a hallucination by Google's AI (Advanced Idiot).
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